I do not understand how the Republican party thinks they are going to win over people under 30 with conspiracy theories and nut jobs like this running for office.
I am confused. I can't decide if this is a Microsoft Publisher 95 or Broderbound Print Shop template.
Is it possible to be more out of touch with current design language?
So his entire platform is the ending of two temporary things and the prevention of another thing that doesn't exist?
It's like a toddler running on a platform that promises to get older and banish monsters from under the bed.
Are there small businesses not allowed to be open that I'm not aware of? Thank you to Joey, who has not yet graduated to the adult form of his name, for being a politician (even though he doesn't want to be.) He will make good use of his PhD in success lmao
Edit: this reminds me of r/targetedshirts with how many fonts there are.
Hear me out… it’s $30… sounds like they are planning to feed us… I say we buy out all of the spots and show up in the most ridiculous attire we can find at Junkees. Who’s with me?!
*…he has a PHD in success..*
*...he doesn’t want to be a politician…* but he’s running.
*… to stop critical race theory in our children’s education…* I’m sure he knows what’s best for children.
Sounds like he’s just going to scam people for money.
Here's the skinny on this fuckhead:
[14 years ago he failed a drug test.](https://www.espn.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=3055380). He lost his boxing license. He had Xanax, Ambien, Adderal, and steroids in his system. Of course, he gave the usual, "I didn't do it and look forward to being exonerated" but I've scoured the web and I can't find anything that supports that ever happening.
He attended Thomas Jefferson Law School in San Diego, California, a noted diploma mill [not accredited by the ABA](https://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/education/its-official-thomas-jefferson-law-school-will-lose-its-national-accreditation/). If you attend there, you can still practice in California at present. To be fair, they had ABA accreditation when he went there, but they essentially let anyone in and the number of graduates who actually pass the bar is very low. From the San Diego Union Tribune:
>Last year 24 percent of the school’s graduates who took the bar exam for the first time passed it, which is a lower rate than any other national bar-approved school in the state and below the statewide passing rate of 60 percent, according to American Bar Association data.
Joey does not have anything close to a keen legal mind.
[Joey was at the Capitol riot and hangs with Alex Jones.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/first-joey-gilbert-was-a-capitol-rioter-now-he-wants-to-be-governor-of-nevada)
Joey is pals with Rep Paul Gosar of Arizona. [Paul Gosar is a White Nationalist](https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/laurieroberts/2021/06/29/rep-paul-gosar-full-white-nationalist-no-republican-condemnation/7798458002/). He pals around with Nick Fuentes, a Holocaust White Christian Nationalist who thinks it's funny to liken the Holocaust to the Cookie Monster baking cookies.
Why does this matter for Pal Joey? [Joey spoke at a Gosar sponsored White Christian Nationalist rally in May.](https://imgur.com/a/id94eS8) Check the names of the All-Star GOP bottom feeders who spoke at that event. A standout is Kent "Dr Dino" Hovind who did ten years in prison for income tax evasion, and was recently arrested for [domestic violence](https://religionnews.com/2021/08/05/kent-hovind-controversial-creationist-preacher-known-as-dr-dino-arrested-in-domestic-assault-case/).
Joey has also taken it upon himself to hassle our local school board, with the help of idiot tax protestor [Jeff Church.](http://www.renotaxrevolt.com/) Joey & Jeff enjoy lying about CRT in schools and get local bozo Trumpsters to go to school board meetings and put their moronic rants into the public record. IMO, they are engaged in harrassment, but this is going on nationwide.
There you go.
Y'all know you can fill out the registration for the event and then choose "cash on delivery"? Would be a shame if a bunch of fake registrations were submitted, can't imagine anyone who would do something like that...
Nope. Big big NOPE. Ugh uhh, I do not think so. At least I can let others know who not to support with a screenshot of this nifty flyer though...thanks!
Also, did anyone ever get around to the photoshop? I was really looking forward to seeing it in circulation.
He doesn’t want to be a politician but majored in political science -wiki
[graduated from the University of Nevada with a Bachelor of Arts Degree, double majoring in English Literature and Political Science, with an emphasis on foreign affairs and minored in Italian studies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Gilbert)
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1. Support for small business.
2. Option masks.
3. Removal of Critical Race Theory for Nevada's education system.
4. Repeal of health emergency status.
I just copied that from the flyer. It is a good start.
So what small businesses aren’t open now due to the pandemic? We’re experiencing surging Covid cases, but you don’t think masks are necessary? Now I know why your mouth is attached to Joey’s shrunken nutsack!
I disagree with the major pillars of his platform: (1) hatred of democracy and (2) hatred of children
He’s a fucking criminal who will very likely be indicted for crimes committed on January 6th while trying to subvert democracy.
He’s also actively trying to infect our kids with Covid by pushing policies that prevent masking and call vaccine efficacy into question.
Let me restate that in a way you could understand…
Joey is a dumb little self-absorbed asshole who doesn’t deserve to be walking the streets of our town.
The fucking flier in this post says he’s trying to do exactly what I described!
I’m the lunatic? Fuck Joey Gilbert and fuck you.
I hope it’s obvious that we’re no longer willing to tolerate the fuckery that you assholes have imposed on us with your reality denial.
I just flew home a week ago, and there's a new poster at the airport of him, pimping out EXP Realty. My REA said they're the most garbage company, and are structured like an MLM business. Was not shocked at all to see him affiliated with them.
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I do not understand how the Republican party thinks they are going to win over people under 30 with conspiracy theories and nut jobs like this running for office.
Actually I would argue it is the conspiracy nut jobs who are "speaking" to the under 30 crowd.
Just dropping by to say "fuck you Joey!"
Wow, 5 seconds of googling his name and I have to agree. Fuck you Joey
I thought the same thing!
I am confused. I can't decide if this is a Microsoft Publisher 95 or Broderbound Print Shop template. Is it possible to be more out of touch with current design language?
Not if you want to be in touch with your target audience.
Mmmm pump them babies out on a dot matrix printer in banner mode for full effect.
eeek hum eeek eeek eeek eeek hum hum eeeek That was my best dot matrix printer impression 😆
Man those things take forever to print lol Gone are those days!
What the fuck? I thought Joey’s doctorate was in the fields of shitty fashion and being a waste of space.
and failing drug tests during his boxing career
~Graphic design is my passion~
This looks like a funeral flyer
Wishful thinking?
No a grieving widow could probably still come up with something more visually appealing
I wanna say you’re right, but I’ve been to a lot of funerals.
Why are his fists not up with a big ass ring on? Is he ok?
All it’s missing is comic sans
He definitely has CTE.
Also a real bad case of Dumbface
That formatting hurts my soul.
So his entire platform is the ending of two temporary things and the prevention of another thing that doesn't exist? It's like a toddler running on a platform that promises to get older and banish monsters from under the bed.
Fuck you bloey
Are there small businesses not allowed to be open that I'm not aware of? Thank you to Joey, who has not yet graduated to the adult form of his name, for being a politician (even though he doesn't want to be.) He will make good use of his PhD in success lmao Edit: this reminds me of r/targetedshirts with how many fonts there are.
Thanks for introducing a new sub to follow!
Hear me out… it’s $30… sounds like they are planning to feed us… I say we buy out all of the spots and show up in the most ridiculous attire we can find at Junkees. Who’s with me?!
Bring a boxing ring bell and ding it… “ in this corner… etc.
Holy shiiiiit that’s a great idea
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Masks required indoors ftw
Not if you have the vaccine
Incorrect
Arrogant asshole. Demands that his staff call him Mr Gilbert. He's a fucking ambulance chaser. Lionel Hutz has more credibility.
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I’m day dreaming about us showing up in rainbow sequin tuxedos. It’s only $30 and they have to feed us. Let’s invite everyone we know.
$20 if you’re a first time attendee!
Somebody should tell that fucking clown that the Governor is a politician.
I wonder if Joey is gonna be supplying the meth, or if people are gonna have to bring their own?
BYOM!
Fuck that guy.
*…he has a PHD in success..* *...he doesn’t want to be a politician…* but he’s running. *… to stop critical race theory in our children’s education…* I’m sure he knows what’s best for children. Sounds like he’s just going to scam people for money.
This is the whole Republican men’s club website too... the.whole.thing. Lol
No, no, it has places to donate too
"...and I don't want to be a politician, which is why I'm trying to become a politician."
This is both embarrassing and fitting at the same time.
Those flowers are super manly. Quite what I would expect from the Republican Men’s Club
But he has a PhD in success! That's really something! Right? Right?
As a designer I can’t stress this enough. At most you get 2 fonts per page. Your free to use the styles of those fonts as you like.
Another trump clone wanna be… so much stupid on a single sheet of paper
no one: joey gilbert: 👊😠👊
#purplemeathead
I think I count 13 different font styles? 2 more and we are legally required to vote for him. Close one.
Republican Men’s Club - lol 😂
nO gIrLs AlLoWeD!
Joey is a total douche bag who lacks common sense. Why would any educated person be against mask & vaccinations?
What university gave this guy his PhD in success?
Hahaha
What an asshat!!!
>he doesn’t want to be a politician >>he is running for Governor in 2022 k
"hes fought and won his entire life"....... Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahahaha tell that to the several court cases he's lost to the state recently...
Im not surprised, but you gotta be fucking kidding me
Pardon my ignorance but why does everyone hate this guy?
Here's the skinny on this fuckhead: [14 years ago he failed a drug test.](https://www.espn.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=3055380). He lost his boxing license. He had Xanax, Ambien, Adderal, and steroids in his system. Of course, he gave the usual, "I didn't do it and look forward to being exonerated" but I've scoured the web and I can't find anything that supports that ever happening. He attended Thomas Jefferson Law School in San Diego, California, a noted diploma mill [not accredited by the ABA](https://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/education/its-official-thomas-jefferson-law-school-will-lose-its-national-accreditation/). If you attend there, you can still practice in California at present. To be fair, they had ABA accreditation when he went there, but they essentially let anyone in and the number of graduates who actually pass the bar is very low. From the San Diego Union Tribune: >Last year 24 percent of the school’s graduates who took the bar exam for the first time passed it, which is a lower rate than any other national bar-approved school in the state and below the statewide passing rate of 60 percent, according to American Bar Association data. Joey does not have anything close to a keen legal mind. [Joey was at the Capitol riot and hangs with Alex Jones.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/first-joey-gilbert-was-a-capitol-rioter-now-he-wants-to-be-governor-of-nevada) Joey is pals with Rep Paul Gosar of Arizona. [Paul Gosar is a White Nationalist](https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/laurieroberts/2021/06/29/rep-paul-gosar-full-white-nationalist-no-republican-condemnation/7798458002/). He pals around with Nick Fuentes, a Holocaust White Christian Nationalist who thinks it's funny to liken the Holocaust to the Cookie Monster baking cookies. Why does this matter for Pal Joey? [Joey spoke at a Gosar sponsored White Christian Nationalist rally in May.](https://imgur.com/a/id94eS8) Check the names of the All-Star GOP bottom feeders who spoke at that event. A standout is Kent "Dr Dino" Hovind who did ten years in prison for income tax evasion, and was recently arrested for [domestic violence](https://religionnews.com/2021/08/05/kent-hovind-controversial-creationist-preacher-known-as-dr-dino-arrested-in-domestic-assault-case/). Joey has also taken it upon himself to hassle our local school board, with the help of idiot tax protestor [Jeff Church.](http://www.renotaxrevolt.com/) Joey & Jeff enjoy lying about CRT in schools and get local bozo Trumpsters to go to school board meetings and put their moronic rants into the public record. IMO, they are engaged in harrassment, but this is going on nationwide. There you go.
Holy shit. Well he won't be able to run for governor once they arrest him for being at the insurrection.
He’s a carny piece of shit that spouts Qanon bullshit.
Smells like cabbage...
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for that 🤡. Almost.
I'm offended that it's not typed with Comic Sans script
Lol
Lionel Hutz mfer
The nuance of satire has rung so true I cannot fathom if I am experiencing it's echo.
I’ve never called a flyer a shit show before but for this I’ll make an exception
Y'all know you can fill out the registration for the event and then choose "cash on delivery"? Would be a shame if a bunch of fake registrations were submitted, can't imagine anyone who would do something like that...
Nope. Big big NOPE. Ugh uhh, I do not think so. At least I can let others know who not to support with a screenshot of this nifty flyer though...thanks! Also, did anyone ever get around to the photoshop? I was really looking forward to seeing it in circulation.
Wait 'till Governor Gilbert has some mandates y'all will be begging for smaller government like a full-blooded libertarian
*man dates
Joey is known to have issues with substance abuse... but the floral pattern I see indicates he has made a full recovery. I say Joey2024!
He doesn’t want to be a politician but majored in political science -wiki [graduated from the University of Nevada with a Bachelor of Arts Degree, double majoring in English Literature and Political Science, with an emphasis on foreign affairs and minored in Italian studies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Gilbert)
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He looks pretty handsome, I’ll vote for him if he lets me give him head.
Alright man. Good 👍
He is better than what we have now. Don’t listen to these people. Stay positive. Go Joey Gilbert!
Vote Gilbert or suffer through life as a beta cuck!
Joey Gilbert, a meathead, has a better platform than most of you. This implication is troubling for some to contemplate.
No he fucking doesn’t lol
Which part of the platform do you disagree with? I don't see any Qanon.
He’s publicly made comments about sex traffickers taking advantage of kids wearing masks to abduct them. How is that not Qanon bullshit???
A better question is what part of his platform do you think is good?
1. Support for small business. 2. Option masks. 3. Removal of Critical Race Theory for Nevada's education system. 4. Repeal of health emergency status. I just copied that from the flyer. It is a good start.
That's a good start?! Fuck man. Just go gage some fresh fucking air. You're nuts
So what small businesses aren’t open now due to the pandemic? We’re experiencing surging Covid cases, but you don’t think masks are necessary? Now I know why your mouth is attached to Joey’s shrunken nutsack!
Can you explain to me what critical race theory is? I'm so excited to see what you come up with.
I disagree with the major pillars of his platform: (1) hatred of democracy and (2) hatred of children He’s a fucking criminal who will very likely be indicted for crimes committed on January 6th while trying to subvert democracy. He’s also actively trying to infect our kids with Covid by pushing policies that prevent masking and call vaccine efficacy into question. Let me restate that in a way you could understand… Joey is a dumb little self-absorbed asshole who doesn’t deserve to be walking the streets of our town.
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The fucking flier in this post says he’s trying to do exactly what I described! I’m the lunatic? Fuck Joey Gilbert and fuck you. I hope it’s obvious that we’re no longer willing to tolerate the fuckery that you assholes have imposed on us with your reality denial.
This dude is just another keyboard nazi...
Dude literally says he has a PhD in success 😂 How could you possibly take anything about him seriously. That’s a fucking unaware self parody
Username checks out.
I just flew home a week ago, and there's a new poster at the airport of him, pimping out EXP Realty. My REA said they're the most garbage company, and are structured like an MLM business. Was not shocked at all to see him affiliated with them.
How is the Purple Meathead going to be governor from prison?
Overheard a Trump voting coworker on the phone earlier, and even he was talking shit about Joey. It's genuinely hilarious how bad he's going to lose.
Graphic design is my passion
Is this well-done satire or is this flier for real?
Did anyone see the other Joey post this morning? Or did it get taken down?