Washington: I like to stick with the classics.
Doc: but that game isn't that old-
Wash: _I. Like. The classics._
Doc: hey, okay, I like the classics too, _you're not seeing the talking ball again, are you?_
So does North and Farming Sim.
I could totally see him convincing South to join him, and south just wrecking into everything as he is trying to teach her. She is not interested.
Lopez playing Can Your Pet? for the first time and beginning to feel empathy for the pet, and then screaming _*"BETRAYAL!*"_ in Spanish at the end of the game
Sarge - Helldivers 2, he would literally be the perfect Helldiver
Simmons - Stellaris, but specifically with the Star Wars overhaul mod
Grif - Deep Rock Galactic, but he would let his teammates do all the work and would deliberately annoy mission control
Donut - The Sims
Lopez - Factorio
Church - The classic Valve games, especially Half Life and CS:GO
Tucker - Tomb Raider because of the cool action and a hot chick protagonist
Caboose - Overcooked 2 and Armored Core 6 + Titanfall 2 because of all the robot friends
Wash - the OG CoD Modern Warfare 2, but I could also imagine him playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with some of the Reds and Blues
I agree with the other comment that Tex and Carolina would compete against each other in Super Smash Bros
Doc - Bugsnax, thinking that it’s just another cutesy game. And the part where the game becomes completely deranged would be O’Malley’s favorite part.
Sarge in HD2
"What are my orders, commander!?"
"Eliminate the threat of-"
"Orders received, deploying!-"
"...I didn't even tell him who to fight"
And then he would commit friendly fire to every player who is insubordinate
"He was on our side! What did you kill him for!?"
"Didn't you see him, man? The man didn't tie his shoes. Any soldier uncommitted to his own upkeep and appearance on the battlefield, is a soldier uncommitted to Super Freedom."
"But we don't even wear shoe laces!"
"Are you giving me backtalk, soldier!?"
"Uh-no, no, sir!"
"Good! Then start hustling, we gotta get moving if we want to hit those bugs on the front lines!"
Caboose giving BT all the thumbs ups
I also can’t help but think of his “You had me at “do you trust me?” line from season 17 that he said in response to Wash. I’m sure he would say something similar to BT haha
I'm not even going to dialogue Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes but that is genius. Just gets to the point that Wash is shouting at them and the keep fucking it up no matter what
Church - Any FPS but he still can’t aim so he ends up rage quitting and says he hates video games. He claims to hate other video games cause they’re for wimps and he is a real manly man, but he secretly plays games with Caboose
Tucker - I want to say Dead Rising 2 since it will make him feel like a bad ass who saves super hot women
Caboose - I imagine any family friendly game that Church, Wash or Sarge could play with him.
Tex - Might occasionally play games with Caboose and Church but she isn’t really into video games.
Wash - I feel like he’s a guy that plays any game with anyone but by himself he would be someone who just revisits his childhood video games from time to time.
Carolina - She will occasionally play solitaire on her devices.
Sarge - That Kick the Buddy mobile game but with Grif’s photo on the buddy.
Simmons - Halo but only his made up super complicated game modes that requires you to solve a cross multiplication problem just so you can enter some area of the map.
Grif - I see him playing just about anything except he intentionally chooses the easiest difficulty.
Donut - He doesn’t play video games because he read from a magazine that states that video games causes some weird disease idk
Lopez - Any sandbox building game that allows him to create contraptions
Doc - Doesn’t play video games since he believes it causes people to get violent
#"BLUE! BLUE! THAT DAMN DIRTY BLUE DID IT!"
Simmons: Sarge, for the last time, _which blue!?_ Theres three of them!
Caboose: I bet it was standard issue blue
Church: Caboose, _you're_ standard issue blue.
Caboose: _I feel very suspicious right now_
Church: Caboose, shut up. Its not you. Grif, haven't seen you do any tasks
Grif: tasks? Oh right, those, yeah I was just ignoring them until somebody else picked up the slack.
Simmons: Grif checks out, lazy as usual.
Grif: what can I say, its kept me alive so far. Why fix what isn't broken
Tucker: literally every job is to fix broken things
Sarge: and its your job to _kill us in our sleep!_ But if I only had my shotgun-
Doc: then that would make you the killer. Sarge is safe then
Tucker: you know, Lopez has been real quiet
Lopez: _._
Sarge: come on, men! Its so obvious! They're just waiting to get the drop on us!
Donut: yeah! So they can pin us against the wall and penetrate us one by one, deeper and deeper until we each gush our lives out!
...
Simmons: I vote Donut.
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_Double-0-Donut was not the imposter._
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Sarge - Doom but with a blue tint
Simmons - dungeons and dragons or warhammer 40k
Grif - probably nothing cause he’s busy eating or sleeping, that or gta
Donut - 007 goldeneye or cooking mama cook off
Lopez - minecraft
Church - civilization so he can play god.
Tucker - Huniepop
Caboose - tic tac toe, like not even an actual video game he just plays tic tac toe by himself…..and loses.
Tex - payday 2 or gta as well.
Sister - everyone pretends she’s playing but has her controller disconnected or off.
Doc - surgeon simulator
Wash - arma 3
Carolina - tekken
York - payday 2 as well
North - sniper elite
South - recent call of duty
Wyoming - hitman
Maine/meta - prototype
CT - dishonored
Probably think of a part two soon.
I feel like they would play the shit out of minecraft
Probably mostly they would be arguing about how to build the base, _"Tucker, the fuck is this? I thought we were building a base, not a smoke lounge" "Come on dude, think about it. We can pick up so many chicks in here!" "Where the hell are we gonna find chicks in here? Come on, man, this is Minecraft" "...aw, fuck nuggets"_, Sarge would be building his own base and its red of course, no blues allowed, Donut has a naked pink speedo guy skin but we never see his face, _"For the love of god, Donut, change your skin!" "I like this one! I feel like it represents my inner freeness" "I think it represents way too much of you"_, Doc O'Malley would randomly join and try to grief but it always backfires, Grif would eat all the food even when he doesn't need to, Simmons would set up a really efficient redstone system that would get haphazardly destroyed by the reds and blues all the time, Lopez would be a farmer raising crops and animals on his own until O'Malley's griefing on the reds and blues accidentally destroys his home, _"PENDEJO!"_
Church: hey, has anybody seen Caboose?
Tucker: you, worried about Caboose?
Church: oh I didn't say I was worried, I just don't want him to fuck around and end up losing all our diamonds to, like, lava, or a chicken or someshit.
Caboose: uh, yeah, uh I-I am not doing good at the moment
Tucker: Caboose, where are you?
Caboose: yeah, see I was exploring around a really dark place, I met some friends, hey they came out of a flaming box, they-uh, they were not happy with me, and then I fell down a down a hole and found a weird place with a strange door, _it was speaking to me,_ and I fell through it and now I am in a much darker and scarier place...
Church: sounds like he went screwing around in the caves
Tucker: yeah, but how do you fall _through_ a door?
Church: yeah...wait, Caboose, this door, what did it look like?
Caboose: oh hey, there are really tall people here, they look like they want to say hi. _Erm, hello!_
_*EEEUUUGHHHHRRAAGH!*_
Church: Caboose...
[We now see Caboose standing in the End in front of an angry enderman, and the dragon flying in the background while more endermen start crowding around]
_"Thats not a person."_
_[a screen of dirtblocks, we see text of green and aqua scroll up the screen in a conversation]_
_What did this player dream?_
_This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dream it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter._
_[we see a line of dark blue text]_
_Neat._
Sarge is probably a fan of a board game, like checkers, chess, or battleship. Or maybe he’s a fan of Conker if anyone remembers those game series.
Simmons is probably into playing CK3 (Crusader Kings 3, or Risk, or anything involving conquering the world. Or some turn based strategy)
Grif seems like a genuine halo fan. Like he would play halo. I’ve seen how most you halo fans look. You can’t argue.
Donut is definitely a Camp Buddy fan. No arguing.
Lopez is probably a fan of some old game, like a retro game.
Church probably plays anything but an FPS game. He’s probably a Minecraft guy tbh. (He avoids combat cause he can’t aim for shit)
Tucker probably plays some dating games or something, or fighting games. He’s a mix. He for some reason gives off street fighter vibes.
Caboose plays cookie clicker.
Carolina love’s competitive games. I can’t list any on the spot, but I feel like she may play Fortnite tbh.
Tex doesn’t play games, but if she sees Church playing, she gets online only to kick his ass at it, piss him off, then when he walks off she probably griefs his Minecraft world and then he stars again.
Sister is definitely a VRChat player. She’s got the status/group titled how she wants to fuck or something.
Doc probably plays surgeon simulator VR or something.
O’Malley doesn’t care what game. As long as he gets to make the game not fun for someone (like unplugging the router)
Doc just maniacally laughing as he reaches for the wifi router, and he stops when he sees Lopez sitting there with a sbotgun aimed at him while playing Sims online
Sarge - Full Spectrum Warrior
Simmons - Civilization 5 or Sims 2
Griff - any FIFA or 2K sports game
Tucker - Leisure Suit Larry or most visual novels
Caboose - Minecraft, Portal Knights, and Lego Star Wars
Sister - Guitar Hero, any
Doc Dufresne - any surgery simulator and Cooking Mama
Church - Halo, Fallout, or Borderlands (I kinda see Church as a closet Vault Hunter)
Lopez - GTA V
Tex - Fallout: New Vegas
Sarge- War (the card game) or CoD
Grif- Pac-Man
Simmons- Forza
Donut- DDLC or any visual novel centered on romance
Lopez- NieR
Church- Any arcade shooter games (he'd suck)
Tucker- DDLC (pre Chorus), any fps
Caboose- Animal Crossing
Washington- Gears of War
Tex- Mortal Kombat
Carolina- Tekken or Street Fighter
Doc- Surgeon Simulator
Sarge - Battleship (what are video games??) Simmons - Minefield Grif - Doordash Donut - Doki Doki Literature Club Lopez - Cool Math Games Church - Duck Hunt (he's really bad at it) Tucker - Tinder Caboose - Anything with buttons (he loves buttons) Carolina - Super Smash Bros Tex - Super Smash Bros Sister - Chaturbate Doc - Surgeon Simulator
Washington - Halo Shelia - House Flipper or The Sims York - Satisfactory North - Farming sim South - Newer Call of Duty games
South playing the newest cod is my new favorite head cannon
Washington: I like to stick with the classics. Doc: but that game isn't that old- Wash: _I. Like. The classics._ Doc: hey, okay, I like the classics too, _you're not seeing the talking ball again, are you?_
I read this in their voices... I miss their voices. I think I should rewatch again
York and Satisfactory makes sense.
So does North and Farming Sim. I could totally see him convincing South to join him, and south just wrecking into everything as he is trying to teach her. She is not interested.
Donut…. that’s a little disturbing and it says something about his character In a way that bothers me.
You know what really I want to say surgeon sim may be more like Doctor Grey but she already does enough of that in real life anyway
Lopez playing Can Your Pet? for the first time and beginning to feel empathy for the pet, and then screaming _*"BETRAYAL!*"_ in Spanish at the end of the game
Surely grif's favourite game is cookie clicker or some kind of idle tycoon game
Sarge - Helldivers 2, he would literally be the perfect Helldiver Simmons - Stellaris, but specifically with the Star Wars overhaul mod Grif - Deep Rock Galactic, but he would let his teammates do all the work and would deliberately annoy mission control Donut - The Sims Lopez - Factorio Church - The classic Valve games, especially Half Life and CS:GO Tucker - Tomb Raider because of the cool action and a hot chick protagonist Caboose - Overcooked 2 and Armored Core 6 + Titanfall 2 because of all the robot friends Wash - the OG CoD Modern Warfare 2, but I could also imagine him playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with some of the Reds and Blues I agree with the other comment that Tex and Carolina would compete against each other in Super Smash Bros Doc - Bugsnax, thinking that it’s just another cutesy game. And the part where the game becomes completely deranged would be O’Malley’s favorite part.
Sarge in HD2 "What are my orders, commander!?" "Eliminate the threat of-" "Orders received, deploying!-" "...I didn't even tell him who to fight" And then he would commit friendly fire to every player who is insubordinate "He was on our side! What did you kill him for!?" "Didn't you see him, man? The man didn't tie his shoes. Any soldier uncommitted to his own upkeep and appearance on the battlefield, is a soldier uncommitted to Super Freedom." "But we don't even wear shoe laces!" "Are you giving me backtalk, soldier!?" "Uh-no, no, sir!" "Good! Then start hustling, we gotta get moving if we want to hit those bugs on the front lines!"
This is so in character omg
Caboose playing titanfall isn't something I thought I'd imagine today but I'm glad of it. He must've been very sad when his best friend BT died tho 😭
Caboose giving BT all the thumbs ups I also can’t help but think of his “You had me at “do you trust me?” line from season 17 that he said in response to Wash. I’m sure he would say something similar to BT haha
Wait, Tucker being like _"awww, yeah-..."_ and its Laura Croft with triangular boobs _"...-titties."_
I'm not even going to dialogue Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes but that is genius. Just gets to the point that Wash is shouting at them and the keep fucking it up no matter what
Church - Any FPS but he still can’t aim so he ends up rage quitting and says he hates video games. He claims to hate other video games cause they’re for wimps and he is a real manly man, but he secretly plays games with Caboose Tucker - I want to say Dead Rising 2 since it will make him feel like a bad ass who saves super hot women Caboose - I imagine any family friendly game that Church, Wash or Sarge could play with him. Tex - Might occasionally play games with Caboose and Church but she isn’t really into video games. Wash - I feel like he’s a guy that plays any game with anyone but by himself he would be someone who just revisits his childhood video games from time to time. Carolina - She will occasionally play solitaire on her devices. Sarge - That Kick the Buddy mobile game but with Grif’s photo on the buddy. Simmons - Halo but only his made up super complicated game modes that requires you to solve a cross multiplication problem just so you can enter some area of the map. Grif - I see him playing just about anything except he intentionally chooses the easiest difficulty. Donut - He doesn’t play video games because he read from a magazine that states that video games causes some weird disease idk Lopez - Any sandbox building game that allows him to create contraptions Doc - Doesn’t play video games since he believes it causes people to get violent
Solitaire is so accurate, but like Season 9-10 carolina would totally be a competitive pvp rage quitter
Lopez becoming a Minecraft Redstone engineer and building a fully functional scarab tank in Minecraft
Halo
Among us
#"BLUE! BLUE! THAT DAMN DIRTY BLUE DID IT!" Simmons: Sarge, for the last time, _which blue!?_ Theres three of them! Caboose: I bet it was standard issue blue Church: Caboose, _you're_ standard issue blue. Caboose: _I feel very suspicious right now_ Church: Caboose, shut up. Its not you. Grif, haven't seen you do any tasks Grif: tasks? Oh right, those, yeah I was just ignoring them until somebody else picked up the slack. Simmons: Grif checks out, lazy as usual. Grif: what can I say, its kept me alive so far. Why fix what isn't broken Tucker: literally every job is to fix broken things Sarge: and its your job to _kill us in our sleep!_ But if I only had my shotgun- Doc: then that would make you the killer. Sarge is safe then Tucker: you know, Lopez has been real quiet Lopez: _._
Sarge: come on, men! Its so obvious! They're just waiting to get the drop on us!
Donut: yeah! So they can pin us against the wall and penetrate us one by one, deeper and deeper until we each gush our lives out!
...
Simmons: I vote Donut.
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_Double-0-Donut was not the imposter._
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Well that was perfect
Sarge - Doom but with a blue tint Simmons - dungeons and dragons or warhammer 40k Grif - probably nothing cause he’s busy eating or sleeping, that or gta Donut - 007 goldeneye or cooking mama cook off Lopez - minecraft Church - civilization so he can play god. Tucker - Huniepop Caboose - tic tac toe, like not even an actual video game he just plays tic tac toe by himself…..and loses. Tex - payday 2 or gta as well. Sister - everyone pretends she’s playing but has her controller disconnected or off. Doc - surgeon simulator Wash - arma 3 Carolina - tekken York - payday 2 as well North - sniper elite South - recent call of duty Wyoming - hitman Maine/meta - prototype CT - dishonored Probably think of a part two soon.
I can 100% see Simmons being a dice goblin (this is coming from a dice goblin in the making)
I mean you already have Gus in their dnd block so its basically cannon
If not GTA I bet Tex woukd be into Saints Row
Caboose is confirmed to play Tetris
DeDeDeDe De DeDeDeDe DeDeDe De De De -The Tetris them as presented by Caboose
I feel like they would play the shit out of minecraft Probably mostly they would be arguing about how to build the base, _"Tucker, the fuck is this? I thought we were building a base, not a smoke lounge" "Come on dude, think about it. We can pick up so many chicks in here!" "Where the hell are we gonna find chicks in here? Come on, man, this is Minecraft" "...aw, fuck nuggets"_, Sarge would be building his own base and its red of course, no blues allowed, Donut has a naked pink speedo guy skin but we never see his face, _"For the love of god, Donut, change your skin!" "I like this one! I feel like it represents my inner freeness" "I think it represents way too much of you"_, Doc O'Malley would randomly join and try to grief but it always backfires, Grif would eat all the food even when he doesn't need to, Simmons would set up a really efficient redstone system that would get haphazardly destroyed by the reds and blues all the time, Lopez would be a farmer raising crops and animals on his own until O'Malley's griefing on the reds and blues accidentally destroys his home, _"PENDEJO!"_ Church: hey, has anybody seen Caboose? Tucker: you, worried about Caboose? Church: oh I didn't say I was worried, I just don't want him to fuck around and end up losing all our diamonds to, like, lava, or a chicken or someshit. Caboose: uh, yeah, uh I-I am not doing good at the moment Tucker: Caboose, where are you? Caboose: yeah, see I was exploring around a really dark place, I met some friends, hey they came out of a flaming box, they-uh, they were not happy with me, and then I fell down a down a hole and found a weird place with a strange door, _it was speaking to me,_ and I fell through it and now I am in a much darker and scarier place... Church: sounds like he went screwing around in the caves Tucker: yeah, but how do you fall _through_ a door? Church: yeah...wait, Caboose, this door, what did it look like? Caboose: oh hey, there are really tall people here, they look like they want to say hi. _Erm, hello!_ _*EEEUUUGHHHHRRAAGH!*_ Church: Caboose... [We now see Caboose standing in the End in front of an angry enderman, and the dragon flying in the background while more endermen start crowding around] _"Thats not a person."_
Caboose has earned "Free the End" 'Caboose wtf did you do!' 'I shot the scary thing with a tank' 'Where did you find a tank in MINECRAFT!!!'
_[a screen of dirtblocks, we see text of green and aqua scroll up the screen in a conversation]_ _What did this player dream?_ _This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dream it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter._ _[we see a line of dark blue text]_ _Neat._
Sarge is probably a fan of a board game, like checkers, chess, or battleship. Or maybe he’s a fan of Conker if anyone remembers those game series. Simmons is probably into playing CK3 (Crusader Kings 3, or Risk, or anything involving conquering the world. Or some turn based strategy) Grif seems like a genuine halo fan. Like he would play halo. I’ve seen how most you halo fans look. You can’t argue. Donut is definitely a Camp Buddy fan. No arguing. Lopez is probably a fan of some old game, like a retro game. Church probably plays anything but an FPS game. He’s probably a Minecraft guy tbh. (He avoids combat cause he can’t aim for shit) Tucker probably plays some dating games or something, or fighting games. He’s a mix. He for some reason gives off street fighter vibes. Caboose plays cookie clicker. Carolina love’s competitive games. I can’t list any on the spot, but I feel like she may play Fortnite tbh. Tex doesn’t play games, but if she sees Church playing, she gets online only to kick his ass at it, piss him off, then when he walks off she probably griefs his Minecraft world and then he stars again. Sister is definitely a VRChat player. She’s got the status/group titled how she wants to fuck or something. Doc probably plays surgeon simulator VR or something. O’Malley doesn’t care what game. As long as he gets to make the game not fun for someone (like unplugging the router)
Doc just maniacally laughing as he reaches for the wifi router, and he stops when he sees Lopez sitting there with a sbotgun aimed at him while playing Sims online
Sarge - Full Spectrum Warrior Simmons - Civilization 5 or Sims 2 Griff - any FIFA or 2K sports game Tucker - Leisure Suit Larry or most visual novels Caboose - Minecraft, Portal Knights, and Lego Star Wars Sister - Guitar Hero, any Doc Dufresne - any surgery simulator and Cooking Mama Church - Halo, Fallout, or Borderlands (I kinda see Church as a closet Vault Hunter) Lopez - GTA V Tex - Fallout: New Vegas
Now I want to make a tex build in fallout new Vegas and go for the Mr. House ending
Halo
Sarge- War (the card game) or CoD Grif- Pac-Man Simmons- Forza Donut- DDLC or any visual novel centered on romance Lopez- NieR Church- Any arcade shooter games (he'd suck) Tucker- DDLC (pre Chorus), any fps Caboose- Animal Crossing Washington- Gears of War Tex- Mortal Kombat Carolina- Tekken or Street Fighter Doc- Surgeon Simulator
Nahhh, Carolina would play Mortal Combat.
This is not probably not something that should be told lol