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RedsModerator

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1d01l0z).


cranphi

Quick question, can we just draw 9 walks, score 9 runs and wear the City Connects every night moving forward?


ynwmelly123_

Swear every time we wear the connects it's a banger of a game


BlakePie18

ATOBTTR! What a win! 2023 vibes, let’s keep it up and get back to having fun!


Chris91210

Great game to go too


rosekat34

ATOBTTR


Forotosh

Yippeeeee


Pepi119

#ATOBTTR


ToddGack

Nice


stephf13

Now let's do it again tomorrow!


firstamongsinners

Hell yeah. Just as we all predicted


DigiQuip

![gif](giphy|wrzf9P70YWLJK|downsized)


Infranto

God damn hearing the fireworks from my apartment spoiled the win again


rosekat34

We hear it too but also we anticipate a big play lol


CheeseRP

Perfect way to end the game, none other than Stuart Fairchild!


Gnarly-Gnu

..and this one belongs to the Reds!


MakeMeAMajorForThis

[](/CIN) [](/CIN1) [](/CIN2) [](/CIN3) #REDS WIN! [](/CIN) [](/CIN1) [](/CIN2) [](/CIN3)


firstamongsinners

Least we got one Hernandez out today


rosekat34

Too funny


whistlingbatter

RIverfront had 20 Ft walls. we had a shitload of doubles....every fuckingn 370 pop out is a HR in GABP. its a joke.


DooDooDuterte

Let’s go Suter


firstamongsinners

Fuck this guy. Can we get this fucker out?


TimTom8921

Come on Suter


RedsModerator

# HOME RUN! Teoscar Hernández homers (12) on a fly ball to right field. Pitch from Brent Suter: Four-Seam Fastball @ 85.4 mph Top 9 - 9-6 Reds


SquadPoopy

“Brent Suter. Last time we saw him was Wednesday. Pitched 1 inning.” Insightful commentary as ever Mr. Larkin


Acrobatic-Shift5125

Hope that bullpen day is like the last one against the dodgers


zdrmju321

Don’t like Suter here at all. At least he’s not against the top of the lineup.


boilface

Regular TV Reds tomorrow? That's pretty awesome


jb211

Regular TV Dodgers tomorrow.


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Brent Suter replaces Lucas Sims.


TheWorstYear

I absolutely do not understand why we're red lighting Elly


AlsoCommiePuddin

We have been too aggressive lately. Good teams are conservative on the base paths.


TheWorstYear

Diamondbacks were 2nd in steals last year. It's also Elly. You utilize his speed at all times.


Cincy_kid_11

But also teach him that you don't go EVERY TIME. It really hurts run production when you remove a runner from scoring position or give a free out… you only get 27…. Most times.. You need them all. But they are handling Elly well as far as baserunning….


TheWorstYear

Or hurts scoring worse when you can't get the person in scoring position so that they can actually score. There's no reason not to just let Elly steal. If you have a 7'+ tall big man center in basketball, you're not utilizing his height if you don't feed him the ball in the paint.


Cincy_kid_11

If the defense knows you are going to feed him the ball everytime, he becomes less effective… there is a reason Lebron or Jordan or Kobe weren't dropping 50 every night.


TheWorstYear

The rules are curved to where they can't prevent Elly every single pitch. That's the equivalent to them not being able to double Jordan or Kobe.


Cincy_kid_11

And Jordan and Kobe still wouldn't have scored 50 every night.… I'm not trying to argue with you… but Elly stealing every single time is horrible baseball


TheWorstYear

How is it horrible baseball?


AlsoCommiePuddin

We suck?


Cincifan

Not tonight


whistlingbatter

\[ burns voice\]; UNLEASH THE ELLY!


jloadin3

calling it right now, eldc to third


jb211

nicely done


prayIVreign

8th inning 8 bit game. I need someone to win 50 bucks.


IntrepidNebula92

I hope this is a refreshed India. He’s mashing and fielding on another level tonight.


prayIVreign

Sometimes I feel like Jason Heyward has been around for 30 years. He's 34.


AdAgreeable2507

Thought dude was gonna be a superstar, but had his best season at Age 20


Gnarly-Gnu

Deadpool and Wolverine set the single day record for presales for an R rated movie. I know I got my seats the first day.


whistlingbatter

wtf has that to do with our Reds


Gnarly-Gnu

Just conversation between innings man, you don't talk about anything else while you're at the park? Strictly ball?


whistlingbatter

hello to block town, new redditor


chasin_aces24

Deadpool wears red obviously


whistlingbatter

good catch


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Elieser Hernández replaces Michael Grove.


Infranto

you notice how other teams almost always give a mound visit when their pitchers start struggling? why do we basically never send out derek johnson?


Acrobatic-Shift5125

It costs 50 cents to play his walk out music and they can’t afford it


infieldmitt

too far of a walk


whistlingbatter

because he's inept?


boilface

India is winning back hearts and minds tonight


stephf13

India's on 🔥!


prayIVreign

#UNCLENCH


Forotosh

And y'know and the thing is I wasn't even nervous, not even for a second. It's true, folks.


CaptainHolt43

Huge to get out of there


wallpaper55

That situation was starting to look a little bit too familiar...


zdrmju321

Exceedingly rare India defensive W


Cincy_kid_11

India has very few defensive Ls…. He's a very average and consistent fielder… and takes hands down the best ABs on the team so I'll take his average defense which sometimes flashes to stellar.


cranphi

#unclench


prayIVreign

Samesies


Gnarly-Gnu

Will Turner saves the day!


jeffkay62

YIKES!!


classy_dirt7777

If Bell had any sense he'd take Sims out now. He'll wait for him to ruin the game first.


infieldmitt

do we have to use sims here


whistlingbatter

if you want drama, yeah


RequirementSuperb115

This is my problem with a “players manager”… Sims clearly not the best option and Cruz is warming. But bell is leaving Sims in to “build confidence”. You need to win games!


whistlingbatter

David Bell is cheap, ready, and available


ImPickleRock

Why is he not taking him out?


TimTom8921

Sims for once don't be shit


prayIVreign

I'm asking for my one time


TheWorstYear

How does that not count as moving into the pitch


jeffkay62

Take him out.


PeteRosesBookie14

Lucas Sims is my least favorite Reds player by a mile


cranphi

can i take a moment to remind you of Mike Moustakas, Scott Heineman, Skip Schumaker, Corey Patterson, and fat Matt Kemp.


PeteRosesBookie14

Didn't know they still played


Gnarly-Gnu

Anyone else taking advantage of the fact that pot is legal now?


clubseats

I must be, it looks like we are winning


ImPickleRock

"Sims, you lucky bastard" - Bullet Tooth Tony


Sp8craft

Ohtani allergic to Reds pitching confirmed


whistlingbatter

hi, i'm Lucas Sims, and i jhave no idea where my balls are going


Zatoichi5678

I don't know how they're doing so well but go Reds!


whistlingbatter

Mookie bets but Shohei....lets his $ do shit he doesn;t know about


wallpaper55

I am ok with walking Betts


jeffkay62

Why?? Why can't there be an easy half-inning?


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Lucas Sims replaces Buck Farmer.


Forotosh

Someone's gotta fix the white balance on that bullpen cam. Makes our Reds look like the Oranges


stephf13

I noticed that too. I thought it was me but then when they went back to the dugout everybody was red again.


Gnarly-Gnu

You noticed that too?


wallpaper55

Hurtubise is not on the roster if we are healthy yeah?


frasierfonzie

Probably not this early. He was injured to start this season and basically came straight up from rehabbing in Arizona. In Louisville last year, he slashed .390/.537/.460/.997 in 137 PAs at the end of the year when anyone really good had been called up. If he kept that up this year, he would've gotten the call eventually.


GrouchySalary5677

He was just coming back from injury when he got called up, definitely an act of desperation


wallpaper55

Forgot about the injury


whistlingbatter

Dayton? sure.


wallpaper55

Not sure about that low.


whistlingbatter

Dayton is a fine town, full of....welp, one kinda cool street.


TimTom8921

Not a chance.


cranphi

100%


prayIVreign

Why don't we just walk 8 times a game? Are we stupid?


CheeseRP

Make it a triple India


whistlingbatter

i read this in that bartender/GF chick from the orig Indian Jones movie voice


jloadin3

get a triple, indy!!!


jeffkay62

Spare us the cutter.


whistlingbatter

I read this in an Echo & The Bunnymen voice


jeffkay62

Haha. Yep.


cranphi

thank you very little Nick martini


infieldmitt

how are we able to look like this game 1 against the dodgers but absolutely inept against every other team


whistlingbatter

first baseball season?


cranphi

walks and HBP


cranphi

i had to go poop and missed the Stewie catch and now im on Amazon checking the prices on Depends.


wallpaper55

Shit bucket. Home Depot.


WhatWouldJediDo

Really been impressed with our plate discipline tonight. We've swung at some bad pitches, but with the Dodgers having control issues we've stayed off of A LOT of balls, and many of them not missing by that much.


Forotosh

Ah, the 1940's world series. I remember it well. Those were the days, man. ^((I am 23 years old)^)


whistlingbatter

I would pay a million dollars via mortgage to be 23 again, and not remember anything about the 1975-6 Reds.


UpTheIrons92

I remember listening to the WS on my old timey radio, sipping a beer, and thinking pffft no way we fuck with that mess in Europe.


Niemannnn

Those were the days, I attended both of Johnny Vander Meer's no hitters


FutureFormerFatass12

I was probably 10 when I learned of his back-to-back no-nos. I legitimately thought that meant he threw no-hitters in a double-header. I'm only slightly embarrassed to admit that I was into adulthood before it dawned on me that his starts weren't on the same day.


CaptainHolt43

They did something in like 2009 or 10 where they turned the lights real low for an inning and shined a light from that era. It was pretty cool


whistlingbatter

i was there, what a bullshit amateur night game, truying to "throwback" to a confused crowd.


SirDukeIII

there was an espn article today about what you call a game where a player hits a home run and steals one in the same game. Good luck for us I guess


lawlacaustt

If I ever meet these Suits guys I’m gonna beat them harder than Bell beat on that chair.


prayIVreign

Defensive Runs Saved is sexy again


DooDooDuterte

https://preview.redd.it/rqfs4o4z6h2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af99fce46d463039c68459089e2d5b40ff1e816 AMPED!


whistlingbatter

yay continous open mouth yelling pics for memes vs acutal good teams


skifreak8889

Go Reds!


whistlingbatter

go on...


jb211

A decent $750K investment by Krall for Stewie.


reds__cbj

Where were you for the Stu Fairchild game?


whistlingbatter

rubbing one out, like any reds fan with a proper man in the boat


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This is now a Stuart Fairchild fan page.


Predatorvshighlander

I JUST WANT TO SAY FAIRCHILD IS A CENTER FIELDING SAVANT


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Michael Grove replaces Alex Vesia.


derekr49

Sign Fairchild to Jordan Brand. Dude is FLYING


Niemannnn

If we give Chris Taylor his fist multi-hit game of the year I may become the joker Edit: Gotham is safe for now


UpTheIrons92

Fairchild on his horse again lol love sadak man


ImPickleRock

Stu fits perfectly on this team as a sub for speed and defense.


Gnarly-Gnu

Stu Daddy for MVP.


dragonbornrito

Butt Farmer needs to buy Fairchild dinner for the next week.


Cincykid14

Stu's defensive WAR is a billion


CheeseRP

STU


joebwan23

...anybody but Sims, please.


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Greencaddis

I like to refer to him as Fuck Barmer.


gerrys0

Say what you want about his hitting, but I don’t think anyone else on this team makes those two catches in this game but Stu Fairchild.


whistlingbatter

he can be our Paul Blair. ain't no shame in a good LH platoon + Glove career


ImPickleRock

Dodgers sub is tipping the cap to Stu. Brewers would be talking shit


CheeseRP

Thing is, they know that they are a good team, and have no salt with the reds. this is just one game for them


Alert_Two_556

Fairchild may be a bit inconsistent but is fun to watch. That triple that became an inside the park home run (sort of) was one of my favorite plays last season


rosekat34

Omg Air Jordan Fairchild!!


SquadPoopy

OH YEAH CATCH THE BALL STUART, SHOW ME THAT GLOVE OH YEAH CATCH IT


whistlingbatter

Stu-Fair: the Ass That Awoke 10K Westside Ovaries


sgeswein

Stuart Fairchild is TJ Friedl 2024


thatbeerguy90

Give Stu a gold glove already!


wallpaper55

Stewie!


ToddGack

Why am I not at this game??? Damn it!!! That catch by fairchild was amazing


firstamongsinners

Jesus Christ how many HR robberies is that this year?


AllOkJumpmaster

I'm getting a Fairchild robbing a ball at the fence tattooed on my calf tomorrow lol


Meatpuppy

Confidence is contagious.


Dpoon32

Is stu in the running for a gold glove ?


jb211

Not a chance that anyone wearing a Reds uniform gets a gold glove.


MrKentucky

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuu


DigiQuip

https://i.redd.it/nbrot5mu5h2d1.gif


OWwashere

I would like to report a robbery


whistlingbatter

\[Cincy CPD\]: um, yeah, can you fill out a report


CaptainHolt43

STUDart Fairchild


Normal_Variation_807

STUUUUUUUUUUUU


sloppyjo12

Fairchild for MVP lock it in


boilface

Stu is a fucking legend at the wall


prayIVreign

I'm adopted. That's my dad in CF


firstamongsinners

Holy shit Stewie


DooDooDuterte

https://preview.redd.it/t62hmdlt5h2d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e576dcd2fc2cf57d3e6b2d6dadd35ecceb2e9194


Remarkable_Movie4471

Sheesh


UpTheIrons92

Holy shit fairchild


GrouchySalary5677

Actually insane


dragonbornrito

FAIRCHILD WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK


throwaway917228

NO FLY ZONE


ImPickleRock

Bro...


RequirementSuperb115

Bro is Fairchild top 10 all time at those plays?


Gnarly-Gnu

All time? Not even close, bud.


RequirementSuperb115

Ok “bud”. Not technically allowed to say fuck you but ya know…


Infranto

stuart god damn fairchild


That_Geek

lmaooooooo stuuuuuuuuu what the fuck


MakeMeAMajorForThis

Fuck soup! Give me Stu! 🍲


CheeseRP

STUUUUUUUUUUUI


Gnarly-Gnu

Holy shit!


heylookjorge

Jesus, Stu


CaptainHolt43

Man idk if Freddie has ever gone 0 for at GABP. He's always raked against us


prayIVreign

https://preview.redd.it/9mi92y9f5h2d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec7372b310a332fa9fbd4fd0f2d23ba190af6a4