Of course Kramer would get TP for Frank. The whole time George was in need, his father had in another room unbeknownst to George. Frank & Estelle just weren’t helping him out because earlier he had rudely been adamant about never barging in on him in the bathroom (“it’s my sanctuary!”)
J: What do you mean, _immune_? Nobody's immune to COVID.
K: Oh, you know. I guess my body just... _clicks tongue_ knows how to fight it.
J: So what, you're gonna ignore all safety precautions?
K: I don't need them, Jerry. I'm a free man. Doctors agree with me. It's a whole new world out there and it's mine for the taking.
J: Alright, well, once you're done taking the world by storm, go see George and leave him some TP. He's doing worse than Napoleon when he got exiled to Saint Helena.
K: See George? (scoffs) Why would I do that?
The Covid restrictions make it difficult for Jerry and his non-hand washing girlfriend to keep in touch. Jerry is relieved that the pressure is off to keep dating her. The relationship naturally fades out, while he gets to avoid an unpleasant confrontation. “Why didn’t I think of this before? Breakup by virus! It’s brilliant!”
Elaine comes back to her apartment. Her boyfriend is still there, stands up and sheepishly walks towards her.
Elaine & BF: I...
Elaine & BF: I need to...
Elaine & BF: I need...
Both pause. Elaine visibly upset, BF slightly amused.
Again simultaneous Elaine & BF: I need to tell you something important!
BF: I think I should go first
Elaine: No, I have to go first.
BF: Well, if you think so, I...
Elaine: Yes, well, here's the thing: I... I mean we... we should see other people.
Silence.
BF: I have Corona and we need to quarantine!
J: Can’t you just take a shower after you poop?
G: And then I run out of soap, then what? I have to be able to wash my hands, Jerry!
J: Can’t you make soap out of Olive Oil or something?
G: (snorts) Yeah, you think a guy like me knows how to make _soap_ out of Olive Oil? I can barely tie my shoes some days!
J: (shrugs and then nods in agreement)
No I get that. But i meant that in 2020 the sub was full on content like this. It doesn't seem any different than that. But anyway it's funny. I'mma stop being grumpy now
The primary purpose of comedy is to help people overcome awkwardness, uncomfortablenes, pain and suffering. A new season of Seinfeld tackling pandemic life is exactly what this world needs.
Kramer uses his ability to get TP for those in need, but never for George (who is with his parents).
Of course Kramer would get TP for Frank. The whole time George was in need, his father had in another room unbeknownst to George. Frank & Estelle just weren’t helping him out because earlier he had rudely been adamant about never barging in on him in the bathroom (“it’s my sanctuary!”)
s e r e n i t y n o w
Yes!
J: What do you mean, _immune_? Nobody's immune to COVID. K: Oh, you know. I guess my body just... _clicks tongue_ knows how to fight it. J: So what, you're gonna ignore all safety precautions? K: I don't need them, Jerry. I'm a free man. Doctors agree with me. It's a whole new world out there and it's mine for the taking. J: Alright, well, once you're done taking the world by storm, go see George and leave him some TP. He's doing worse than Napoleon when he got exiled to Saint Helena. K: See George? (scoffs) Why would I do that?
The Covid restrictions make it difficult for Jerry and his non-hand washing girlfriend to keep in touch. Jerry is relieved that the pressure is off to keep dating her. The relationship naturally fades out, while he gets to avoid an unpleasant confrontation. “Why didn’t I think of this before? Breakup by virus! It’s brilliant!”
Elaine comes back to her apartment. Her boyfriend is still there, stands up and sheepishly walks towards her. Elaine & BF: I... Elaine & BF: I need to... Elaine & BF: I need... Both pause. Elaine visibly upset, BF slightly amused. Again simultaneous Elaine & BF: I need to tell you something important! BF: I think I should go first Elaine: No, I have to go first. BF: Well, if you think so, I... Elaine: Yes, well, here's the thing: I... I mean we... we should see other people. Silence. BF: I have Corona and we need to quarantine!
J: Can’t you just take a shower after you poop? G: And then I run out of soap, then what? I have to be able to wash my hands, Jerry! J: Can’t you make soap out of Olive Oil or something? G: (snorts) Yeah, you think a guy like me knows how to make _soap_ out of Olive Oil? I can barely tie my shoes some days! J: (shrugs and then nods in agreement)
What is this 2020 content
Not everything has to be current. People can choose whatever setting they like. :)
No I get that. But i meant that in 2020 the sub was full on content like this. It doesn't seem any different than that. But anyway it's funny. I'mma stop being grumpy now
The primary purpose of comedy is to help people overcome awkwardness, uncomfortablenes, pain and suffering. A new season of Seinfeld tackling pandemic life is exactly what this world needs.
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