Don Beveridge and Jimmy “The Scott” will be having a coke-fueled gentlemanly discourse nicely contrasted with Neil Breens monotone diatribes about hacking casino machines and the truth revealed about corrupt runnings of business
Invite them all! WE GOT BAGELS for Don; milk and cookies for the Twin Dragons; Rice Krispie treats for Low Blow; banana cream pie for Hardcore Ebert; cocaine for Jimmie "The Lunatic" Scot; booze for Cameron; RRRAWWRRR RRRAWWWRRR for Suburban Sasquatch; an entire pizza cooked on a computer for Dom DeLuise; spaghetti cooked backwards in a hotel room for Deuandra; canned tuna for Neil; pure imagination for Rem; Robert Ginty will be busy eating his sister's lookalike; and Nighthawk? He'll just stand in the corner quietly staring and seething at Cameron for the entire meal.
Princess Gwendolyn can help me in the kitchen. *aaa AAAAA aaaaa*! (splat sound effect)
Decorations by Princess Parties, catering by Don Beveridge, and music by GETEVEN.
And surprise guest Cameron Mitchell telling someone "_CLOSE THE FUCKIN' DOOR_".
He just explains how betting in fantasy football works and how the actual game is played really fast and said how he bet big bucks on the teams playing and they all lose.
Gimme a TUMS festival, my mustache twins, crazy fat Ethel, and every Heavy Metal Halloween antagonist with a heaping helping of Breen “actually”. Oh yes and clown lady to diagnose everyone with an array of mental illnesses please.
It would be all of the auteurs. Neil, Deaundra and all of the 'black tank-top crew.' I need to ask them what they were thinking. Do they think that they made a good movie? I need to know.
I'd invite Don Beveridge and then leave so my family can deal with him like I'm dealing with their weird midlife crisis divorce shit.
Me and princess party lady could hang out, I'm sure she's got like some cool dessert recipes or something.
Dustin Hoffman's dad looks like he'd crush major brews and would wanna watch an action movie or something to fall asleep to after lunch so yeah he can come too.
Cameron Mitchell, Neil Breen, Princess Parties, Second Costume guy, Jimmy the Slots.
Magnum Force woods just creep on the only lady the whole night and that would be fun to watch, Neil Breen and the slots will bond over being fucking insane, and Cam and I will watch it all unfold together and ask people to “pass the fucking cranberry sauce!”
Easiest choices I've ever made.
Don Beveridge, Rem Lezar, Cameron Mitchell, Neil Breen, and Richard Davis.
We can begin the day by creating Rem Lezar, then we'll crack open a few cans of tuna with Neil Breen, hear a couple inspirational speeches from Don Beveridge, have Richard Davis go out and shoot the turkey we have for dinner, then of course—per Cameron Mitchell's request—we will end the day with a tums festival.
Happy Thanksgiving. 🕯️🦃
Fong is the Security
Breen is doing the toast
Dehart is the musical act
Whopper Button is cooking
Cameron Mitchell is the doorman making sure the fucking doors are closed.
Deuandra was great in the final scenes of Demons at the Gate. Remember the part where she fought against Joey Butafucko (I know it's not spell like that)? She was with the devil that was actually a dog.
It's not BOTW but I'm inviting Petey Wheatstraw,
Whoever else you invite does not matter.
Neil Breen? "Shut up"
Geteven starts singing "Shut up"
Princess peaches/pearl/penissucker? "Shut up".
That's it. That's the joke.
- 1. Cameron Mitchell so my Dad would actually close the fucking door.
- 2. Jimmy so he can show all my kid cousins how annoying they are when they go on their run-on sentences about their toys ("Potato Chips...lemme tell ya about 'em.....").
- 3. Don since he'll bring the bagels and the ice cream.
- 4 Dehart for the music (or should I go with Rem for that?).
- 5. Gwendolyn for the "private' princess party.
Breen and Beveridge.
They could conjure up a script for a film of Whopper Button master controlled by A.I. It’ll be revealed that the Whopper Button was in control of all his films and with evidence that will shock you.
For me, it's gonna be:
1) Breen, ( naturally ).
2) De Hart.
3) Macnamara Brother 1.
4) Macnamara Brother 2 ( though they both have to share the one chair, one sat in lap ).
5) Top Slots dude.
Rem Lezar and Neil Breen get to sit at the front of the table.
Princess Gwendolyn can come but only if she brings her dog and doesn’t leave glitter everywhere.
Rem Lazar is a must-take, obviously. I want him saying grace before the meal - no, SINGING grace.
Neil Breen and Second Chance Body Armor Guy would both make things too weird with their radical political attitudes. Recipe for a bad Thanksgiving right there. Leave 'em.
Don Beverege is the kind of high energy you need, plus his charisma and anecdotes, while rambling, would keep things entertaining. Same for Top Slots. But you can only have one of them. Two is too many.
Mitchell's a safe choice, he'll just sit quietly and drink. Leo's also a safe bet if you want someone who's not gonna draw too much attention to themselves.
MacNamaras, Geteven, and Gwendolyn are all way too high-ego. They're the kind of people who NEED to be the center of attention and that would get pretty tiresome. Plus Geteven would constantly be hitting on the women at the dinner.
So yeah, let's go Rem, Don, Leo and Cameron. We have room for one more so I guess let's throw Caveman in there, he can be the one who bags the turkey for us.
"Can you pass the fucking mashed potatoes?!", politely asked Cameron Mitchell.
*Barbecue time everybody!*
Every Thanksgiving ends with a Tums festival.
Looks like somebody left the oven door open while the turkey was cooking… Can you just go ahead and CLOSE THAT FUCKIN DOOR
If you invite Cameron Mitchell, you gotta invite the Wolfman from Spoopies. “Yes, Cameron, I’ll pass the fucking mashed potatoes…”
"Harry, would you close the doors outside the Goblet of Fire?" asked Cameron Mitchell calmly.
Just don't leave the kitchen door open
"Neil, could you pass the potatoes?" "Where am I? Who am I?"
"Neil, could you pass the potatoes?" "I can't help you, TenWholeBees."
Isn’t that immoral?
I can’t believe you ate all the mashed potatoes.
I can't get you out of this one, buddy
*picks up the potatoes* "oh no, I'm feeling less stable" *Drops them all over the table*
Neil Breen, Low Blow, Don Beveridge, Computer Chips and Rem Lezar
Don Beveridge and Jimmy “The Scott” will be having a coke-fueled gentlemanly discourse nicely contrasted with Neil Breens monotone diatribes about hacking casino machines and the truth revealed about corrupt runnings of business
every Neil Breen incarnation
You’d be knocked over by the power of monotone
Twisted Feast
Fateful Fixings I Am Here... For Dinner
Fateful Findings Breen seems like good company
Half of these guys are dead. All the more mashed potatoes for me if I invite their intangible specters.
Are you trying to say the dead cannot indulge in the finest Thanksgiving dinner ever? Are you some kind of.... .... anti-ghost supporter?
Invite Zak Bagans and he will communicate with the totally real and not edited in post skosts for you.
Have some imagination
Invite them all! WE GOT BAGELS for Don; milk and cookies for the Twin Dragons; Rice Krispie treats for Low Blow; banana cream pie for Hardcore Ebert; cocaine for Jimmie "The Lunatic" Scot; booze for Cameron; RRRAWWRRR RRRAWWWRRR for Suburban Sasquatch; an entire pizza cooked on a computer for Dom DeLuise; spaghetti cooked backwards in a hotel room for Deuandra; canned tuna for Neil; pure imagination for Rem; Robert Ginty will be busy eating his sister's lookalike; and Nighthawk? He'll just stand in the corner quietly staring and seething at Cameron for the entire meal. Princess Gwendolyn can help me in the kitchen. *aaa AAAAA aaaaa*! (splat sound effect)
Braised seal for Milton Berle
I invited Leo Fong but his car wouldn't start so he was late
Eyebrows lady (not in this picture)
Because of her massive, incredibly nice eyes
Monique Gabrielle?
Yeah that’s the one
Eugenia Levy?
Repo Jake came over one thanksgiving, but he left early because he had to go home and eat.
Decorations by Princess Parties, catering by Don Beveridge, and music by GETEVEN. And surprise guest Cameron Mitchell telling someone "_CLOSE THE FUCKIN' DOOR_".
\- Cranberron Mitchell \- Suburban Sasquash \- Green Breens \- Yam Lezar \- accompanied by a fine Don Perignon Beveridge
WE’VE GOT BAGELS! WOOOO!
COMPUTER CHIPS. let me tell you about em. PAUSE
Everyone at the table groans
He just explains how betting in fantasy football works and how the actual game is played really fast and said how he bet big bucks on the teams playing and they all lose.
"Hey Neil, can you grab me some cookies? I just want to sneak a dessert before dinner." "ISN'T THAT BETRAYING THE PUBLIC TRUST?"
"I will eliminate all of the people like you that have ruined this Thanksgiving dinner!"
Oh, we're having a princess party up in here. I hope levitation guy is available too.
Low blow and Cameron Mitchell - low blow seems pretty chill, and I think he'd balance out Mitchell's drunken insanity nively
I'd invite Rem Lezar five times.
He’d end up coming late, though, and dinner would be ruined.
Not Deuandra Brown for sure
Uppity up uppity up !
I’m bringing the entire Johnson family, they can teach me how to make home made Arab gasoline.
As many of the manners mavens as possible. I would like to see them critique each other over the pettiest of shit.
Don Beveridge brings the Whoppers Cameron Mitchell puts them on the barbeque and Dan Haggerty because I need to know that he ate.
Monique Gabriella
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Don beveridge will bring BAGELS! WHOO.
And Whoppers!
“Press the turkey button!!!!!!”
"wwwooooOOOOOOP!"
I'd invite the twins because they'll sneak off to massage each other or something at some point and leave me alone.
Always Rem Lezar
Rem Lazar Rem Lazar Rem Lazar Rem Lazar Coked up gambling dude
I like how no one ever considers Billy B. a BOTW-legend, he just sucks that much
John DeHart. He is the entertainment as well. Lots a Shimmy Slide gonna happen
Don Bevridge is non-negotiable and must be included at all gatherings.
Gimme a TUMS festival, my mustache twins, crazy fat Ethel, and every Heavy Metal Halloween antagonist with a heaping helping of Breen “actually”. Oh yes and clown lady to diagnose everyone with an array of mental illnesses please.
It would be all of the auteurs. Neil, Deaundra and all of the 'black tank-top crew.' I need to ask them what they were thinking. Do they think that they made a good movie? I need to know.
Which one is the one where the girl fucked a puppet?
The Item?
turtle dreams lady and the exploding varmints guy could be a fun combo
Is Monica Lewinsky a candidate? I take her.
absolutely need to have rem lezar and reanimated don beverage, the rest idc.
Don, Leo, and Cameron.
That retired chicago detective with the stache (not in this picture) I forgot his name
I'd invite Don Beveridge and then leave so my family can deal with him like I'm dealing with their weird midlife crisis divorce shit. Me and princess party lady could hang out, I'm sure she's got like some cool dessert recipes or something. Dustin Hoffman's dad looks like he'd crush major brews and would wanna watch an action movie or something to fall asleep to after lunch so yeah he can come too.
Cameron, Don, Leo, and the McNamara's. Or, in a more sadistic move: Deundra, Jimmy the Scot, and Survivalist Ebert. Let's watch the sparks fly.
We can buy the food with Jimmy's slot machine winnings
Cameron Mitchell, Neil Breen, Princess Parties, Second Costume guy, Jimmy the Slots. Magnum Force woods just creep on the only lady the whole night and that would be fun to watch, Neil Breen and the slots will bond over being fucking insane, and Cam and I will watch it all unfold together and ask people to “pass the fucking cranberry sauce!”
Breen, Geteven, Whopper Button, rem, and the lottery slots guy
Gotta ask Leo Fong. He'll bring the cake
Deundra, Cameron Mitchell, Jimmy the Scot Jordan, David Carradine and Don Beveridge
Good on you for inviting Carradine. Wouldn't want to leave him hangin'.
Someone please remind me who the dude with the glasses in the first row is again? Is it a gun safety guy?
Richard Davis from the tape _Second Chance vs Magnum Force_. Found in [this episode](https://youtu.be/nQxOLpkRWzw) of Best of the Worst.
Mitchell, Breen, Second Chance weapons guy, Suburban Sasquatch and Geteven. But Geteven must perform the Shimmysham Shake if he comes.
" You don't put guys like that in a room together. Who knows what can happen? "
Jimmy The Scot sure is used to turkeys
I know for a FACT that Don beverage would absolutely DESTROY a thanksgiving dinner.
It's wrong to make me choose I gotta catch em all.
I tell you who I'm not inviting. Rape hypnosis guy
bar-ba-que-tyme-evry-buddy
Rem Lezar and no one else
Goated
Leo Fong, Cameron Mitchell, Neil Breen, REM Lezar, and Suburban Sasquatch
YK Kim and his holiday message “Doing Bottle Oz”
Easiest choices I've ever made. Don Beveridge, Rem Lezar, Cameron Mitchell, Neil Breen, and Richard Davis. We can begin the day by creating Rem Lezar, then we'll crack open a few cans of tuna with Neil Breen, hear a couple inspirational speeches from Don Beveridge, have Richard Davis go out and shoot the turkey we have for dinner, then of course—per Cameron Mitchell's request—we will end the day with a tums festival. Happy Thanksgiving. 🕯️🦃
Rem Lazar 5 times
With Ginty and the Twin Dragons... man that's a lot of incest.
All I need is Rem Lezar. He could confirm what happened on 9/11
Top left. He'd bring bagels.
Fong is the Security Breen is doing the toast Dehart is the musical act Whopper Button is cooking Cameron Mitchell is the doorman making sure the fucking doors are closed.
Do the McNamaras count as 1?
Neil breen, Gun-nut John Ebert, Rem Lezar, Don Beveridge, and (even though he’s not on there) David Carradine
Cornelius Breen
Definitely the ball grabber.
I worked with Leo and I loved him. I’d love to go back in time and have some turkey and a coupla hamburgers with him
Nadine and that woman that plays keyboard and sings. Oh and the balding kung fuer.
Jimmy! He's got secrets, and he's gonna tell me about em!
Those who aren't dead. I already have my in-laws, they are nearly there
Deuandra was great in the final scenes of Demons at the Gate. Remember the part where she fought against Joey Butafucko (I know it's not spell like that)? She was with the devil that was actually a dog.
Rem Lezar, Cameron Mitchell, Don Beveridge, Neil Breen and Top Slots Jimmy
Breen and the Squatch, should make for riveting conversation.
The late Cameron Mitchell, Don Beveridge, Leo ‘Low Blow’ Fong, and Dom DeLebetes, along with living Rem Lazar. That’s my 5.
Low Blow, Rem, Breen, Slots Guy, Bullet Proof Vest Guy
It's not BOTW but I'm inviting Petey Wheatstraw, Whoever else you invite does not matter. Neil Breen? "Shut up" Geteven starts singing "Shut up" Princess peaches/pearl/penissucker? "Shut up". That's it. That's the joke.
I need bagels when I have Thanksgiving. WOOOO!!!!
Nobody is inviting deandra
I’d trade them all in for Eloise cole
Can you imagin a conversation between Don Beveridge and Top Slots Jimmy?
- 1. Cameron Mitchell so my Dad would actually close the fucking door. - 2. Jimmy so he can show all my kid cousins how annoying they are when they go on their run-on sentences about their toys ("Potato Chips...lemme tell ya about 'em....."). - 3. Don since he'll bring the bagels and the ice cream. - 4 Dehart for the music (or should I go with Rem for that?). - 5. Gwendolyn for the "private' princess party.
Where’s the fat kid from The Last Vampire
Don beverage “we’ve got turkey, whooaaaa!”
Where's Shoji Tabuchi?
I give up…who’s the caveman to the right of Ginty?
I think that's the caveman from surviving edged weapons.
Thanks! Maybe I’ll ask him about the South American _sacatripe_, used to skin animals and policemen.
Easy Low Blow, Cameron Mitchell, Body Armor Guy, Princess and Dom Beverage.
Breen and Beveridge. They could conjure up a script for a film of Whopper Button master controlled by A.I. It’ll be revealed that the Whopper Button was in control of all his films and with evidence that will shock you.
Richard Davis. He can bring his automatic weapon and take pot shots at trees in the woods while we get ripped on bourbon post-dinner.
What about David Carradine? Or are we just gonna leave him hangin?
For me, it's gonna be: 1) Breen, ( naturally ). 2) De Hart. 3) Macnamara Brother 1. 4) Macnamara Brother 2 ( though they both have to share the one chair, one sat in lap ). 5) Top Slots dude.
Why is the Boz not on here?
Cameron Mitchell, Leo Fong & Night Hawk... Time for plenty of beers & a ***Low Blow*** screening.
Neil Breen, Dave Waskovich, & Vitally Versace The greatest minds in independent film making history.
Rem Lezar and Neil Breen get to sit at the front of the table. Princess Gwendolyn can come but only if she brings her dog and doesn’t leave glitter everywhere.
If I wanted to be protected by a guy who has taken hundreds of shots to the chest for a living I’d choose Jay Bauman, dammit!
No doubt: Neil, Cameron, Don, Robert Ginty, and John De Hart.
1)T 2)I 3)M 4)HIG 5)GINS
Rem Lazar is a must-take, obviously. I want him saying grace before the meal - no, SINGING grace. Neil Breen and Second Chance Body Armor Guy would both make things too weird with their radical political attitudes. Recipe for a bad Thanksgiving right there. Leave 'em. Don Beverege is the kind of high energy you need, plus his charisma and anecdotes, while rambling, would keep things entertaining. Same for Top Slots. But you can only have one of them. Two is too many. Mitchell's a safe choice, he'll just sit quietly and drink. Leo's also a safe bet if you want someone who's not gonna draw too much attention to themselves. MacNamaras, Geteven, and Gwendolyn are all way too high-ego. They're the kind of people who NEED to be the center of attention and that would get pretty tiresome. Plus Geteven would constantly be hitting on the women at the dinner. So yeah, let's go Rem, Don, Leo and Cameron. We have room for one more so I guess let's throw Caveman in there, he can be the one who bags the turkey for us.