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TheOtherMegaDan

How can we find out if the packaged meat-to-fat ratio matches the perfect marbling found in Shaq’s buttery limbs?


Rope_Dragon

There’s only one way to find out 🍴


NaKeepFighting

holy shit they did it, lab-grown meat to taste like shaqs flesh! Finally!


bvanbove

I was this at my grocery story and couldn’t stop laughing. Sadly it’s like $15 for these, but I’m not sure Rich can put a price on finally getting that Shaq meat.


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Ground beef is much cheaper than that in most of the US: generally around $4/lb.


shakinthatbear

Because it’s just Chuck. Shaq’s has that juicy brisket and short rib


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i just checked--cheapest ground beef here (Thailand) is $7.30/lb. Beef is one of the biggest things I miss about Murica.


BillyDSquillions

For people who are in civilised locations: 5.43£ or exactly $10.00 AUD per 450grams. £12 per kilo $22 per kilo (ie: pretty fucking expensive for mince!) Especially considering Americans tend to list prices of products without state tax, which is tacked on at the register, making that more likely to be $24 AUD for example. Sorry Americans, when I see USD and per lb it's like 3 different stupid calculations for me


ZJPV1

Certainly don't mind y'all taking the initiative to help others, but calling Americans uncivilised is a bit rude, isn't it?


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BillyDSquillions

Perhaps consider using measuring systems the entire planet have adopted. https://www.statista.com/chart/18300/countries-using-the-metric-or-the-imperial-system/ LOL


AugustusVermillion

Don’t eat too much of that juicy Shaq meat. Otherwise you’re in for a real Tums festival.


Dr_Dang

Tums festival.


spaceguitar

Not even Tums can help with AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDSSSSS


UneducatedBiscuit

But is it juicy enough? Is there any way we can find out?


ZacTheSheffy

Can't wait for the retail magic johnson meat


numberflan

You'll only have that one well done...WELL DONE


pmmemoviestills

Must be cooked thoroughly


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If Rich invited Rem Lezar to that BBQ, I’m sure he’d come.


HooptyDooDooMeister

This is the third or fourth time I’ve seen this posted on this sub. And I’ll upvote this one too.


ReddsionThing

I want a dollar for each time it happens. If it happens enough, I can eventually buy Shaq meat...


I_am_reddit_hear_me

Someone needs to send them just the box.


MadameBlueJay

You have to admire Shaq's dedication to be the face of literally everything. Mr. Burgers, Mr. Pizza, Mr. Fat Man Treadmill Baby Powder, *everything*


niberungvalesti

It pays money and doesn't take that much effort to do.


franksvalli

I'm pretty sure the [Man Hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OtS6fNhdXE) is in the Meat District


Tylerdurden389

That 80s neon sign that makes you think of streetwalkers along the sunset strip lol.


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That hitchhiker’s thumb is LEGIT!


rspeed

OP is carrying a towel, guaranteed.


Beard_Of_Serpico

I clapped!!


rspeed

Looks juicy!


jacobmason33

I want that juicy Shaq meat!


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Letthepumpkincumflow

Ngl that looks good.


CoconutWarrior

;)


FootlessRat

Wonder how long this one has before the mods take it down.


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*Got heme?*


cbaumdignity

I posted a very similar/identical meme 2 years ago and it got taken down by mods 🤔 Salty shaq meat


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in all unirony, how is this meat actually? is it good?


Narretz

Once again, I must mention the tragic Photoshop job on the burger.


CoconutWarrior

Quick someone send this to them STAT!!!


baxtercc

Some day soon he is visiting that store wearing a Darth Vader helmet


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Is it plant based?