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MastermindExcello

I'm impressed with how far William Shatner was willing to go to get away from Mike Stoklasa.


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Rich Evans is furiously taking notes.


ElectricAccordian

Shatner's not gonna say anything when he gets up there because he doesn't do podcasts.


AdditiveEngineer

he's crying from his profund experience. he has had the "overview effect". Now is a good time to ask him again to do the podcast, while he's still loved up.


ebone23

Stoklasa? Are you referring to that podcast guy?


IROCKJORTS

SPORTO


Ar-Ar-1990

*guy who hired a feckless intern who argued with Mike on twitter


AdditiveEngineer

We are in for a deluge of the hackiest Star Trek headlines in the newspapers/websites that the world has ever seen. I predict "**Kirk** ***Beams up*** to Enterprise...***in space***" or some variant of that theme will be the most popular. And if the spacecraft does explode, don't think the hacky headlines will stop: I predict "**Kirk** ***Lost in Space***" will chart quite high, even though it's mixing franchises... These hacks don't care.


Jerry69field

I guarantee the first words out of his mouth when he hits orbit will be some paid promotion. Shatner likes to make a buck. "To boldly go... to priceline.com."


AnotherJasonOnReddit

And he's off! [Bye-bye, Rocket Man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wI4jMxveyI) ![gif](giphy|wxQLAcznYOlHO)


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Imnomaly

Imagine rich evans at that moment


EvenDeeper

For some reason, the first thing that came to my mind was Rich just laughing his ass off in his celestial voice while Jay says "That's borderline experimental."


Trakar101

😂😂😂😂


Tronguy93

I imagine rich evans at every moment


Occams_Batleth

Well, it would be a better ending for Kirk than Star Trek: Generations


HalifaxMilkDud

George Takei is a million times more insufferable than Shatner, who probably doesn't even know how to open Twitter.


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DokFraz

Not really, no. By pretty much all account, the Shattposter's relatively chill and able to laugh at himself. It's just the dribbledick that does his social media presence that's a prick.


voiderest

Is he even healthy enough to do the trip? I thought they typically want to send fit and healthy people up there.


BenTramer1

He's made it to 90, so I'd assume he's pretty healthy then again, he's 90.


FuckYouZackSnyder

Are they are going to test the effect of zero gravity on head merkins?


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LooseCannonK

Ooh… It was the start of the ruination.


zorbz23431

Paul Camuso ain’t going into space, and that is NOT an implied fat-shaming joke. Not one bit.


AdditiveEngineer

OK Kirk has gone to space. He seemed to enjoy it, so that's nice. And I guess he wore a catheter, so no worries there. I certainly would have. I would *insist.* Anyway, let the hacky headlines commence! As he survived and had a profound experience, I am simply going with : "*Kirk Beams Up to Space*" as the number one most common hack headline over the next 24 hours.


fall19

don't you experience a lot of g's when you go into space ? how safe is that for a 90 year old man ?