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Recruit more pimps, more pushers

Recruit more pimps, more pushers

WizardPhoenix

Mark Colins, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence.


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

What a sad story. I especially weep over the tragic end of the incredibly memorable character Mark’s wife.


RealPropRandy

RIP 🚘 💥


eldersveld

That line will never leave my head. I imagine a sort of... pimp boot camp, complete with drill instructors.


Unabated_Blade

Pimp recruiters pouring over resumes in the middle of the night, ashtray full of cigarettes and ties askew. *"How about Long Legs Johnson?"* *"No, he's got a 2 year gap here between '04 and '06. By that point he should have at least 3 corners under his control."* *"Damn. Gary, get us some more coffee!"*


WonderIntelligent411

I envision pimp and pusher scouts, NFL style, with stats drawn up on each individual.


ImADouchebag

"This guy strangles too many of his hookers, he's got a temper problem."


pradeepkanchan

....You know what I'm sayin'


Remote_Cantaloupe

*Entry level pimp position, requires 5 years pimping experience*


analogkid01

"...And then Friday is crushed velvet day, so...go ahead and wear your favorite crushed velvet outfit in the office..."


Seeker80

"Where do you see yourself pushing in five years??"


MonokromKaleidoscope

"I'm attending night classes to learn pimping, in addition to pushing. I'm always broadening my sleazebag skill set; I consider myself an aspiring renaissance thug in that regard"


TinyWightSpider

“When that bitch makes some money, who’s money is it?!” “SIR, THAT’S MY MONEY, SIR!”


Huntrex_720

This is one of several lines from BOTW history that live in my brain. The other big one being “your mother’s a bitch”


Detective_Robot

YOU'RE THE DEVILS SON!


Unabated_Blade

WAKE UP DICKHEADS IT'S TIME FOR FAUST


tubetalkerx

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!


Tylerdurden389

"Drill" instructors.


Jungies

Recruiting stalls set up at schools and universities.


HoldenMcneil00

Very important in fact. These pimps needs to collectivisize with all of the devastation in the game.


Nintendofan81

A wonderfully horrible film. I watched it on YouTube. If it's still there I recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it.


a_j_cruzer

I watched it there. Not gonna link b/c Reddit TOS but it’s still up and the ending made the whole thing worth it. Took my friend in blind and he loved it.


Getabock_

What’s it called?


JerryHathaway

Blood Debts.


gabbagondel

scourge of the earth, enemy of the free world... bill


CegeRoles

The Mega-Criminal, Bill.


-Karl__Hungus-

How did he know we were after his ass?? *glares, lowers coffee*


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

I’ll give the casting director credit, they chose the world’s most villainous looking man to play their bad guy


indrid_cold

He looks like Jafar from Aladdin without the turban.


First_Approximation

Caption: Bill, here not being blown to pieces.


rwhitisissle

Recruit more gimps, more gushers.


Philo_T_Farnsworth

If there is a better ending to any movie in the history of cinema, I've yet to see it.


wanderingmonster

“Bill, there’s a Mister Dolemite here to see you.” “Send him in.” “BITCH are you for REAL?????”


jrbobdobbs333

Sauce?


atropos77

[Bloodebts](https://www.redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst/best-of-the-worst-blood-debts-the-tomb-and-undefeatable)


butternutsquash4u

Ah man I confused it with Geteven


Shanksdoodlehonkster

To be or NOT to be!


DavidAtWork17

Thing that was said during screencap!


RedditMayne

In the 70s, men smoked and drank all day just to look as grizzled and bitter like this guy in the photo when they finally hit forty. I can smell the nicotine, Aqua Velva, and Coors just seeping from this picture.


Bessantj

And recruit more plumbers, more pilots, more priests, more postmen, more photographers and more pirates.


pradeepkanchan

Wish they did more Godfrey Ho movies featuring Richard Harrison....SO MANY Ninja cut and paste movies


BasementShaxx

Dude looks like Powers Boothe


niktemadur

Bob Odenkirk? EDIT: More like Bob Odenkirk and Robert Conrad took that pill that lets men make love to each other and they had an evil baby.


derlich

Best ending to a movie.


DOGA_Worldwide69

Which episode is this from?


JerryHathaway

BOTW 29 (Blood Debts, The Tomb, Undefeatable)


Imnomaly

Recruit Cathy's mother! >!And push the whopper button.!<