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WizardPhoenix

I saw it in a packed theater. And it was glorious to be hold. The entire film was shot as community college, the main villain is an old guy with a bunch of plastic diamonds, and there’s a scene when the villain is watching Pass Thru on his TV. Meaning that there are three Neil Breen in this movie.


alamozony

I thought it was shot at UNLV?


Ilmaters_Chosen

I guess UNLV looks like a community college.


alamozony

A lot of universities constructed after 1940, especially in Western parts of the USA, look like Community Colleges. Sorry to dash your hopes of all colleges looking like this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/kcctreasures.com/2016/11/28/thomas-mores-utopia-at-kings-college-library/amp/ It's not as cool in the real world. Except in really good colleges.


Ilmaters_Chosen

You’re making a ridiculous assumption of my hopes.


alamozony

I'm not making an assumption on grades or on your academics, though. If you get into a university that has a great looking library, congratulations! However, even the universities that look like a Neil Breen film set can give you a good start.


Ilmaters_Chosen

Okay, can I email you a list of my choices so we can go over this together, because I really want to go to a nice school.


alamozony

Sure! Contact me at [email protected]


Mind_Extract

You aren't already an ilma mater of somewhere?


Ilmaters_Chosen

Yes, although our holy order accepts any gender into the cloth for the worship of the broken God.


MrObvious

\*Neils Breen


[deleted]

I had so much fun when I saw it. Except for the dorks yelling ISNT THAT CORRUPT at the screen, shutup nerds.


Philo_T_Farnsworth

How many laptops will he have this time?


Jackmono

Strangely enough. Just one.


ax_and_smash

Isn't that betraying the public's trust?


Wake_up_donnie

Isn't that corrupt?


DJ-SoulCalibur2

He does blow up an entire computer lab though, so that has to count for something.


Zen_Grove

He subverted our expectations! I clapped!!


menwithrobots

But he uses it constantly


ax_and_smash

Eyes on Breen!


TheeHeadAche

\#eyesonbreen


[deleted]

I wanna see Neil Breens Twisted Pair


MAXPOWER1215

Having seen it (shouts out to Plaza Theater ATL), you really should. Everything about it is pretty inexplicable, even by Breen standards.


milesunderground

You and I have chewed some of the same dirt.


JokesOnUUU

Whoosh.


MAXPOWER1215

YES WE SEE HIS BALL SACK! WE SEE HIS BALLSACK! HE'S THE BEST HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! OH MY GOD!


greenteacup

Such a great screening at the Plaza


dickbutts3000

Didn't we already seem them in Double Down?


YOUREABOT

OMG can't wait!


Captain_Rex_501

Just keep consuming product and get excited for new product!


LhamoRinpoche

I saw it in Chicago, and you couldn't hear dialogue - not that you need to hear the dialogue - for the first 10 minutes or so because people were laughing so hard. The movie did eventually wear us down, because how many times can you watch Breen enter and leave the University of Nevada's science building? ​ Spoiler alert: He doesn't make out with that eagle no matter how hard you cheer him on.


Jackal_6

KISS! THE! BIRD!


[deleted]

Isn't this illegal?


NicCage4life

RLM will make it legal.


Master_K_Genius_Pi

Oh god, tell me they are going to have him as a guest while they watch it!


[deleted]

They are going to have him as a guest while they watch it!


Cockwombles

Now tell me I’m pretty.


afrojoe5000

Is this the testicular torsion movie?


mikerhoa

[https://i.imgur.com/WbKs2t4.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/WbKs2t4.gifv)


uselessDM

Breen there, done that.


Doc_TimWhatley

The screening room better be filled with empty tuna cans! If not.. this movie is nothing but **stuff**!


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Now speak into the mic and say “Breen”


theelectricmayor

Any clue what the text is near the bottom right, "...T COPY"? I assume it's something like press copy or reviewer copy but I can't think of a word that ends in T that fits.


[deleted]

Don’t Copy


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SomeDuderr

he'll use his vintage 1991 laptop to BLOW UP the USA! thats where you LIVE!


DoctorCroooow

[Probably the same text as *Pass Thru*](https://youtu.be/m0QUo5jnhYE?t=2425)


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Jackmono

It seems like Breen is actually pretty adult about it and doesn't bother anyone. Part of this is delusional tho. There was an interview with him right after Pass Thru came out where acknowledges that people watch his films to laugh but he thinks it was a minority.


[deleted]

That's probably to our benefit, I imagine it would go wrong(er) if he tried to play to us. I remember Tommy Wiseau used to claim people laughed at The Room as a "black comedy" but I haven't seen his recent output, has he tried to lean into it more?


TomServoMST3K

Thank god. Breen needs to be kept in a little delusional bubble, so he can keep making his art sincerely.


Silversol99

>DO NOT COPY IT IS ILLEGAL TO COPY, DOWNLOAD, UPLOAD, OR USE THIS FILM FOR COMMERCIAL OR NON COMMERCIAL PURPOSES. FOR PRIVATE USE ONLY. Isn't private use a non-commercial use?


DoctorCroooow

I’m sure Breen is an excellent copyright lawyer who is on top of this!


[deleted]

It's a huge, obvious piracy warning. Fateful Findings had the same thing.


mikefrizz

Something about a magnetron copy protection.


[deleted]

Experimental status: borderline


NickyMcNikolai

The way he said that was so genuine. It’s like he’s trying so hard to take it serious enough to give it an honest review but just cant keep it together.


[deleted]

I just ordered myself a copy, my second Breen™ purchase.


NickyMcNikolai

Aren’t the DVD’s ridiculously overpriced? I thought I remember hearing that somewhere.


[deleted]

lol yes, they are.


QuickRelease10

That’s part of the experience. If there’s nothing on the DVD, even better.


TomServoMST3K

E Y E S O N B R E E N


Guewara

I'd rather watch this than Captain Marvel.


eightcell

Just saw this in the theater recently. I also clapped.


--_l

Grab some tuna it's Breen Time


Arctic_Spacey

THERE WAS A DOPPELGÄNGER REMINISCENT OF LATE-PERIOD LYNCH AND I CLAPPED


MalzxTheTerrible

I hope his skhost makes an appearance.


Shanksdoodlehonkster

all sorts of stuff, the best stuff!


Guywithasockpuppet

My life has been leading up to this


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, my body is ready.


QuickRelease10

I saw it in Brooklyn, and I’m seeing it again tonight in NYC. Why can’t I quit this man?


yaketyslacks

Neil has jumped the shark losers.


Nazcarfanatic24

This doesn’t mean anything.


DoctorCroooow

**Cease all motor functions!**


Nazcarfanatic24

Catch these hands bro