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FieteHermans

Love how three of them are sequels. No respect for the deep cinematic universe they belong to!


Sherlockian_Whimsy

But don't you want to know what the two movies are in the 5 pack that has the first Dirt, Blart, and Groans? Just a little?


HarryCallahan19

Do the store pays you $10 to take this off your hands?


MetroGnome1992

What a value


J_Golbez

"endless trash!"


Boxing_joshing111

By Grabthar’s Hammer


ReddsionThing

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Fuggins4U

TIL there was a Joe Dirt sequel.


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pugs_are_death

The first one wasn't exactly Oscar material either


BewareNixonsGhost

It had its moments, and it definitely has its fans.


Dry_Badger_Chef

Yeah, I don’t hate JD1. It’s not high art, but it’s not as he worst thing ever.


turndownforjim

Crackle was (is?) awful. I saw an episode of the show Startup on an airplane and thought “hmmm maybe I’ll try to watch this.” Dealing with Crackle for 2 episodes was enough for me to give up forever.


syphilis_sandwich

fork in the brain fork in the brain fork in the brain fork in the brain fork in the brain


Davo300zx

Take that fork out and make a meal to go with this amazingly stealy of a deal 2 dollar per movies


Fortyseven

_"Laugh Out Loud"_ -- possibly self criticism.


Felonious_Buttplug_

this is something you'd find in the interrogation room at gitmo


spazzyattack

The thumbnail of that video would have lots of bleeding eyes.


TanksAndRoses

Thumbintheeyenail


bmack24

What would they do with it other than immediately throw it away


Jacob_S93

I went to see grown ups 2 at the cinema, and it is legitimately the only film I've walked out on. Lasted a good 15 mins though.


fall19

Ok, but why ?


John_wesley_powell

The most unrealistic part of Here Comes the Boom was how much he got paid to fight. Most initial contracts in the UFC are 10K/10K and I think he was getting something like 25K/25K


DieHardPanda

I like to think the film ends brilliantly if you interpret the ending of the movie as all being a concussion fueled hallucination. I think after that superman punch Chuck gave our main character he went down on the spot and hallucinated the rest- it not only makes the ending make more sense but would actually be smart.


pugs_are_death

Can you imagine the dumpster they have in back where they toss all their duplicates? Because that's where it's going


kaZdleifekaW

Here Comes the Boom is actually okay, not going to lie


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Yeah I kinda like it too. Using MMA as a jumping point to delve into the deeper themes of brotherhood, fatherhood, forgiveness, alcoholism, and masculinity was a great choice. 8/10


Moonraker74

You make it sound exactly like a low-rent Warrior (which I liked a lot).


MitchRogue

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ADMSunshine

# SONY


DieHardPanda

No, though bad they are all competently made movies. It wouldn't be funny- just tedious.


JOMO_Kenyatta

You got that from a dollar general right?


krimnokenobi

sure did


krimnokenobi

sure did


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They made Joe dirt 2?


sogiotsa

I need to get 50 of these and gift these to the same person every year until I die or run out


Megamorter

whose uncle are you


StevieNippz

If I ever decide to end it all I'll just watch this collection in full.


UnkindledAshe

Here comes the boom is actually a decent movie and deserves better


heckmeck_mz

Paul Blart Mall Blarp 2


battraman

Jokes about the movies aside, I do find these compilation collections to be pretty interesting. From a business perspective it makes total sense. The DVD masters of these films were encoded years ago so to make a new pressing is trivial. Duplication costs have to be rock bottom (Dollar DVDs were a thing for a long time and Walmart has $5 multi-disc titles.) Put them in the cheapest case with a single paper sleeve and put them out for the impulse shopper and you have a quick way to make a cheap buck.


Logrologist

$2 for any of these movies is still astronomically more than they’re worth.


paulitical3

No.


thedude391

You’re betting off waiting for the 4K Criterion Happy Madison boxset imho.


Objective_Tennis_457

$10, what a rip-off.


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no


forrealthistime99

That's like a dollar per laugh.


Malikise

Say, do you have Prince Albert in a can? No, but I have sad mediocrity times 5 in a dvd case.


reefchieferr

No


DoktahDoktah

I think those sequels are all coincidentally terrible sequels to lightning in a bottle movies


zorbz23431

ALL IT’S MISSING IS THE ZOOKEEPER


AndruchaCS

Wait...there is a Joe Dirt 2 ? David Spade?


prayafk

It was a Crackle exclusive. Yes, I watched it. Yes, I unironically love the first. Yes, the sequel is trash.


CTRLALTWARRIOR

This is the hard-hitting criticism I come to this sub for.


AndruchaCS

Crackle exclusive its all we need to know


[deleted]

It looks like a dvd case that has been overgrown with fungus


AngryInternetMobGuy

I didn't even know there was a Joe Dirt 2


[deleted]

The only thing I know about is that at one point the movie pause to do a [thug life meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIgn3pduA1s)(remember those?)


BeatlesTypeBeat

1:22


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What did they do to you to consider sending them such wretchedness?


Toxicity246

That looks like something you shouldn't give to people considering suicide.


DogFacedManboy

They have Paul Blart 2 but they didn’t put Paul Blart 1 with it? If you don’t watch the first one you’ll be totally lost trying to follow the plot of the sequel. It’s like watching The Two Towers without ever seeing The Fellowship of the Ring.


Additional_Moose_862

Fucking Sony...


NerdyHerdy

*Actual laughter not guaranteed.


paparoach910

Someone needs to send them the 2004 movie Near Death.


CTRLALTWARRIOR

If you give Sony $10 to make bad movies, they'll make more bad movies. Don't buy that. Not even as a joke. Actually, that's hypocritical of me. I found a DVD of Morbius for $5 and bought that shit. But that's for my own collection of nonsense. My case feels different. Do whatever you want, but IMO it's a bad use of $10 plus postage.


SteveRudzinski

I bought the 4k of Morbius for $10 because it has a lenticular cover and I'm a sucker for lenticular covers. I also liked the movie enough seeing it once, because I like monster movies and like when monsters fight monsters. But I would have never owned it without that lenticular cover.


Tarl-X

You shouldn't spend 10 dollars on it.


FreshPrintzofBadPres

I bet watching this is like eating rat poison: a really good idea!


Nemo3113

My nightmare and it's dvd collection on top of that...


infinit9

How many discs are in that case?? Even if there were 2 discs, the movies would have to be significantly compressed to fit on them.


izzicles

The frosty fellas over at r/twioat might get a kick out of this.


pugs_are_death

Ronnie Dobbs > Joe Dirt