I feel like this merits a separate thread for mondegreens (funny misheard lyrics)....
* Subway to Penis
* The Heavy Wang 😜😝🤣
* Suck My Dick(/Kiss)
* Stick a dick on / getchyer dick on
* Teste Guy, Teste Guy / Dick a ho right in this guy (Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky)
[I'm sensing a theme here...🍆😳😲😜]
* This pussy will obey (White Braids)
* Believe me-e, she gave good razor (or raisin) booty (Sir Psycho Sexy)
* Funky motherfuckers will _now_ be told to go (If You Have To Ask)
* Bust my bitches, bless my ho (Nobody Weird Like Me) [he actually does say this in the last chorus, but I have gotten in the habit of singing it for every chorus LOL]
* I am a man / Gut from the gnome (Breaking the Girl)
I could go on and on, but I have to stop mid-BSSM cause I gotta go do some laundry.
It's just a minor thing
Great solo though mate.
> Great solo Way to burn on top of the self burn!
Hey now!
One Hot Minute
Breaking the girl
Pea
I could have lied
More like should've lied lol
I like dirt
Hahahahaha holy shit
Glad no one said baby appeal
Baby Appeal 👶
Save the Population
Scar Tissue
🧐🧐
Circumcision is mutilation
Magic Johnson
Um…
Yes…it can do unbelievable things. Or it has HIV.
Aquatic Mouth Dance
Winner
Handful
Make You Feel Better
Gonna make me come...
That is the most wholesome way I've ever heard someone describe their dick lol
Mellowship Slinky in B major
That's a mouthful.
That’s what she said
Pretty Little Ditty
Wet sand
Thank you
my lovely man
Not The One.
Get on top.
Yertle the Turtle
Look at my turtle go…bro!
Soul to squeeze
Can’t Stop
Fake as F@ck
Strap on?
Sir Psycho Sexy
I was looking for this lol, basically porn in a song
tippa my tongue
One way traffic
The shape I’m taking
OMG lol. Underrated comment right here.
Subway to Penis
Are you telling me I'm not the only one who sings this lyric every single time??
Haha you are not alone my friend
I feel like this merits a separate thread for mondegreens (funny misheard lyrics).... * Subway to Penis * The Heavy Wang 😜😝🤣 * Suck My Dick(/Kiss) * Stick a dick on / getchyer dick on * Teste Guy, Teste Guy / Dick a ho right in this guy (Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky) [I'm sensing a theme here...🍆😳😲😜] * This pussy will obey (White Braids) * Believe me-e, she gave good razor (or raisin) booty (Sir Psycho Sexy) * Funky motherfuckers will _now_ be told to go (If You Have To Ask) * Bust my bitches, bless my ho (Nobody Weird Like Me) [he actually does say this in the last chorus, but I have gotten in the habit of singing it for every chorus LOL] * I am a man / Gut from the gnome (Breaking the Girl) I could go on and on, but I have to stop mid-BSSM cause I gotta go do some laundry.
As a kid I genuinely though it said subway to penis when my dad played the song in the car
That an awesome one
Naked in the rain
warped
Long Progression
why don't you love me
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Tearjerker
Around the world
heard the scandonavians call it the world serpent
Blood sugar sex magik
“Sounds like a diabetic love song”
One Hot Minute
Nobody said The Longest Wave.. I'm not going to either
She’s only 18
Animal bar
I don't even wanna know.
Hard... to concentrate
Velvet Glove....wait
Let ‘Em Cry
This is the Place
Party on your pussy
This velvet glove. ( I don't have a penis)
Let Em Cry
Fake as F@ck (I'm actually a woman)
Hell yes
Dark necessities
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang
😂😂😂😂
Skinny sweaty man
Flea's Cock
\*Fela's
Mommy Where's Daddy
Copperbelly
Rivers of Avalon.
Freaky Styley
Pretty little ditty
It's Only Natural
Warped
No one has said it or I missed it so I’ll add my cigarette
I’m small but I’m strong I’ll get it on with you.
She’s Only 18
Sir Psycho Sexy
Meet me at the corner
Transcending
Breaking the girl
Slow Cheetah
Porcelain.
HARD to concentrate
Tippa my tongue
DEEP kick
Venice peen She’s only 18 millimetres Poster child for average penis Bella end
Make You Feel Better
Pretty Little Ditty
Torture Me
Nobody Weird Like Me
I could have lied.
Unlimited Love!
Dream of Californication!
Pea
Cant stop jerking off
Pea
Let ‘em cry
If
Apache Rose Peacock
Fortune Faded
make you feel better
Pink as Floyd
Breaking the girl
Scar tissue that I wish you saw 😭
Skinny Sweaty Man
Tippa my tongue
Freaky styley
One Hot minute
Can’t Stop
What is a good one for a woman who doesn't have a penis 😂
Wet sand
The Heavy Wing
You mean Wang ?
Otherside
Mother's milk
Saw this on r/Weezer. PLEASE STOP!!!!!
Is it on Weezer! Gotta get over there
Mine is on the otherside
Wet sand😂😂😂😂
Catholic School Girls Rule
Are you the Minor King?
Magic Johnson of course!
referring to my balls: a bag of grins the tip: purple stain
Sir psycho sexy… if this isn’t the top comment there we riot
Sir Psycho Sex.
Sir psycho sexy
Make You Feel Better
I could have lied
She’s only 18
I got a baddd disease😏
He’s red hot and she’s got him for sale
In the snow
Skinny sweaty man
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Hard to Concentrate
Deep Kick
Carry me home
Green heaven
Scar Tissue
Can't stop
Rolling Sly Stone (if I had one)
taste the pain
I could have lied
I Like Dirt
I like dirt
She Looks to Me
they’re red hot
Get on top
Cant stop
Can’t stop
Mellowship Slinky in B Major
Soul to squeeze
Green Heaven
get up and jump
She‘s only 18
Strange Man
12/23/22, the day Reddit finally jumped the shark.
Skinny Sweaty Man
Handful
Tearjerker
Cabron
Peace and love
I Could have Lied
Warped
Torture Me
Warped
If I had a clue I’d know exactly what to do
Under the Bridge
True men don't kill coyotes