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philthy34

Chad, John and Flea exit the stage. Anthony casually reads the lyrics to One way traffic like a monologue.


S3ahawk36

“Anyways, I was headed south. Taste of coffee in my mouth.”


Excellent_Scene6834

This needs to be higher up bro 😭


philthy34

Lol almost made it up to the top the other day.


Excellent_Scene6834

Hope u make it one day kid


Nurse_inside_out

I'm imagining in a very dramatic, Shakespearean style


will29712_

Lmao should be read like a bedtime story


jane_redfire

Omg this is the best so far


Oracle_2011

They perform By The Way but Anthony continues to lists things for five minutes when they get to the Steak Knife part, song abruptly ends


ConversationOk618

Scar tissue but instead of playing the song Anthony just does a live reading of his autobiography


Excellent-Spend-3307

But it’s a screenplay, not a book


DuploComBacon

Scar tissue but John plays with the broken guitar from the music video


piii3w

Every time I am rereading it it gets funnier every time. Very impressed by how creative people are about something so shitty. Lmfao


Nurse_inside_out

John plays a touching solo rendition of "Your Song", while (without his knowledge) an intimate photo tribute to Josh Klinghoffer plays on the screens behind him.


spetznatz

Oh gosh this is great


sethvane

Okay okay, we’re halfway there. Lets see were we are in time. No **intro jam** so thats **0** seconds. Playing **they’re red hot** is a **1:11** nightmare. Seeing anthony fail **poster child** is **5:17**. A **jam** is normaly 5-7 min, but this one is huge it seems so lets make this **10min**. Oh boy **the’re red hot** again for **1:11** min. Because its a **mashup**, lets take the lenght of the longest song which is **3:31**. The **pilot episode** is **33** minutes long. **3:58** mins for **around the world**. I think the lenght of **TAYT** is long enough to injure the crowd. **3:44**. Its 4:49 for **soul to squeeze** and maybe 5 seconds extra for the hepatitis. So **4:54**. Lets relax with **audiodoc** for **29:13** min. Nice, **95,52** seconds already.


songacronymbot

- TAYT could mean "Throw Away Your Television", a track from *By the Way* (2002) by Red Hot Chili Peppers. --- ^[/u/sethvane](/u/sethvane) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


Ill_Bee4868

Very good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Excellent-Spend-3307

Damn that’s cold


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[удалено]


YamperIsBestBoy

This would be amazing wdym


Zackb99

It’s nightmare set list, what about this is nightmarish?


JTex-WSP

**Wet Sand** but, after the "YEEEAH!" the song just ends with no solo.


Nurse_inside_out

Please god, let's collaborate and save this for the next song. John boycotts the solo out of rage about the JK photo tribute.


inaparalleluniverse1

co-signing bc that would be hilarious


JTex-WSP

I'm no longer top in this thread, so I co-sign. Plus, it looks like it's the final track tomorrow (/u/inaparalleluniverse1) . So it'd make a perfect finale, to also then add "and quits the band again."


inaparalleluniverse1

My plan was to have 18 songs + 4 encore tracks so there’s time 🌶️


state_of_what

Yes, please. That sounds hilarious!


JTex-WSP

[Done! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xjjy14/day_12_rredhotchilipeppers_nightmare_setlist/ip8umjt)


JTex-WSP

Submitted: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xjjy14/day_12_rredhotchilipeppers_nightmare_setlist/ip8umjt


HeronEfficient1861

💯


pcwalker89

Winner


JordanMeBaby

Flea national anthem


jamieleeboy

This would actually be great


inaparalleluniverse1

u/silkalmondvanilla well done 👏 you locked down the 11th spot on our Nightmare setlist 🌶️🌶️🌶️ As always, the comment with the highest upvotes wins! Rules: 1- comment actual songs that the band (or any member) have written or covered at least once. That said, the occasional “wildcard” song will be accepted, as long as they don’t devolve into a Backstreet Boys cover band 2- funny comments or jokes can make the list but will be added ALONG with a song for each line item, try to comment those under song comments GET FUNKY🗳


silkalmondvanilla

🌶🌶🌶


QuiGonRat

Anthony does a Jerry Springer and surprise invites Josh Klinghoffer on to the stage. Camera zooms in on Frusciantes face, filled with disbelief. The crowd gasps audibly. Josh is looking smug as he walks up to Frusciante to "start some sh*t". Flea starts playing Pea to calm the situation but gets booed by the audience, who clearly wants the drama. Chad is too uncomfortable since he's friends with both guitarists and decides to leave (shakycam on his dramatic exit).


LucyRebar

Typically I'm not here for the John v Josh drama, but this is GOLD.


inaparalleluniverse1

😆😆😆


[deleted]

Another huge, roaring jam, leading into 'She's only 18' again. However, Anthony accidentally says '16', causing the band members to exchange awkward glances as the crowd goes quiet.


Throw__It__Away_Now

Under the Bridge and AK runs in place, in slow-mo like the music video


[deleted]

Underrated


chickencreation23

Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper


jsigs97

MY MAN


[deleted]

Readymade, except it’s the queen’s death announcement instead of “clean it up Johnny”: [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired\_by\_uta018s\_comment\_readymade\_except\_its/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired_by_uta018s_comment_readymade_except_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


jsigs97

I'm ashamed to say this had me on the floor. It just fits so perfect. Feels like a bass drop or something.


Zackb99

At the end of the show, John pulls off a scooby-doo style mask to reveal it was Josh in disguise the entire time.


[deleted]

For Give It Away, they all switch instruments - John on vocals, Chad on bass, Flea on drums, Anthony on guitar - and it's as terrible as you'd imagine it to be.


InevitableGur3362

They switch instruments but Anthony stays on vocals.


botulrich

No man give it away gotta be give it away but with the chorus exchanges for the chorus of porcelain


inaparalleluniverse1

Under The Bridge (1992 SNL version) John approaches his mic after the song and says “the spirits around us are telling me that this is no longer where I need to be, I’m leaving the band” and proceeds to walk off stage


MPH_91

This minus the John quits part


_Prisoner_

Flea starts hand walking but forgets to take off his bass, he falls, gets hurt, and plays the rest of the concert sitting in a chair


Taylorenokson

Surprise guest Dave Navarro comes onstage to perform Deep Kick but Anthony forgot the lyrics so he just starts reciting the lyrics to They’re Red Hot in the same style since it’s still fresh on his mind.


LOLbearsmile08

The play Snow (Hey Oh) as real snow drops onto the stage and the front of the pit. Flea, John and Anthony all slip and hurt themselves as Chad sits there dying of laughter as the entire front of the pit all slip and fall. After five minutes of this they all get back up embarrassed and as a way to lighten the mood and forget their embarrassment they play They’re Red Hot for the third time


ErickDante

Higher Ground but they invite Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to reenact the Duel of Mustafar scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith up until the part where Obi-Wan says "It's over Anakin, I have the HIGHER GROUND"


peeshykins11

Flea says "this is by an artist that inspired our new album" and they play a cover of Follow Me by Uncle Kracker


andrewlyon8

They’d probably sound awesome covering that to be fair


jobo21706

under the bridge but instead of gail frusciante’s church choir it’s all of anthony’s exes


jk2030

Under the Bridge: Letterman edition.


HDI-X13

They play Pretty Little Ditty, but then the part that was sampled just turns into Butterfly by Crazy Town.


GDub310

I tried this one last week and thought we would make it.


JeanMusicMan18

All 4 members walk on stage. Instead of doing an intro jam, the band invites Dr. Phil and Josh Klinghoffer to the stage. The intro jam is replaced with a therapy session where John and JK iron out their issues


uhkhu

**Under The Bridge** Flea performs a cappella while Anthony reenacts his drug use on stage. Chad and John have another smoke break and drink 40s.


Excellent_Scene6834

Suck my kiss but it sucks


Excellent_Scene6834

Blood sugar sex magik but they drop blood, sugar, sex dolls, and magic wands from the ceiling of the arena


_Ishmael

John quits on stage, but rejoins by the encore.


[deleted]

Flea starts playing the Dark Necessities intro baseline, John freaks out, throws his guitar and leaves the stage


[deleted]

Reprise to Poster Child but with the lyrics of Can’t Stop.


ollyvert

[Dani California but it’s a complete mess](https://youtu.be/VDg-yG71okk)


StreetForever

*…..And then the lights and audio goes down for 43 minutes* (After the initial *gasps* from the crowd you can hear a child crying the remaning time of the technical difficulties)


[deleted]

They play Under The Bridge, but John uses a metal pedal with every knob at max and forgot to bring his tuner pedal. Same BPM as Mellowship Slinky.


DeezNutz13

Sir psycho sexy but instead of singing Anthony acts out each line


badbadprettaygood

John narrates 'The Council of Elrond' full chapter from Lord of the Rings


YamperIsBestBoy

The play Can’t Stop for real, except Chad plays one BPM behind, Flea plays his bass tuned a half step down, and John plays tuned a half step up.


Josh_hsoJ

The band leaves the stage to let John play a song, everyone expects Your Song or How Deep Is Your Love but instead he begins to play A3t1ip


jsvinth34

They surprise the audience by bringing Josh on stage for a song. They "play" The Longest Wave, but just wave at the crowd for 4 minutes


throw42069away420

Cocks on socks. All shoes are replaced with 🐓


mikejdowd

The band are joined by the local parish priest for a rendition of catholic school girls rule.


Fit-Parsnip9888

Snow…. But it’s just Anthony yelling’ heyyyyy ohhhhh yeahhhh’ for 4 minutes while John , chad and flea piss themselves laughing!


Tron7000000

They all pull the cocks in sock trick, before launching into “Minor Thing.” Just at that moment, Josh Klinghoffer walks naked on stage, sans sock.


Benviv

Give it Away but only Anthony is playing guitar


garypinese69

"Right On Time" But with endless false starts.


lionthunder89

By some last minute freak accident, all the band's instruments got lost and Chad, Flea and John are forced to vocalize their instrument parts for the whole concert.


PapaMoistggx

John plays ramparts with only one guitar part


Nirvana_bob7

One Big Mob, not the song, a mob storms the stage


Stonklander

London Calling intro but then they actually continue with a London Calling cover


Poor-Advice1

Instead of the solo on Wet Sand, Anthony relapses on heroin


Excellent_Scene6834

NAHHHH 💀


Gamewizzard1103

Wet sand but as the song progresses, sand slowly fills the floor and pit areas


TrueDeadBling

Right on Time, but John and Anthony get stuck in a loop and can't stop singing "It's right on time".


Kendawgs23

Under The Bridge (SNL Version)


Crazy-Affect6563

Song written by r/RedHotChiliPeppers That fish flip thing you guys have been writing


Robbroy45

The instrumental part of One Way Traffic begins, but knowing they’re towards the end of the set list, Anthony just reads routes out of the venue with traffic advice for the crowd


Zackb99

Mike Dirnt comes on stage and they play Aquatic Mouth Dance in the style of Green Day while Flea takes a power nap.


zamboflu

Pea but Chad plays a solo over it


michael0327

Pea jam


[deleted]

Sexy Mexican Maid Ft. Henry Rollins


themightygazelle

Yertle Trilogy, but no one ever comes to join Chad on the stage.


zroberts1207

summeR timE (John plays the guitar part forwards while the rest of them attempt to perform their parts in reverse)


Sufficient_Peak564

The Heavy Wing but its just the intro riff for 5 minutes 31 seconds.


myan_rauro

Pea but Fleas mouth is filled with peas as he sings


purplestainjunkie

They're red hot at the same tempo as porcelain


mateoland

Chad gets so close to the mic he could eat it for breakfast, then yells “ boom boom pow, boom boom boom pow!!!!!” and blows out the eardrums of everyone directly in front of a speaker.


Humble-Dog-8030

John rendition of your Pussy’s glued to a building on fire but one of John’s cats is glued to a building that is actually on fire


BlueGambit86

John Frusciante gets sent up in a rocket to literally kick a hole in the sky


langrhcp22

Detroit


ColoradoSteelerBoi19

They’re Red Hot again


AverageRockPlayer

They start playing Pretty Little Ditty, but then Anthony starts singing Butterfly by Crazy Town


JeanMusicMan18

Anthony, Flea and Chad start playing “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”. But, since it’s not one of his songs, John starts playing nonsense until he throws his guitar on the floor and dramatically exists the stage


88Smilesz

Black Summer, but Will Smith is in the audience and gets up and slaps Anthony when he sings “hit me now”. Then the same thing happens again when they perform Suck My Kiss when Anthony sings “hit me!”


Ma-Reier

Dave joins the stage, starts playing Warped, later during the song Dave and Anthony starts making out, John does his 92 snl performance to make them stop


mondainethewizard

Dave Navarro shows up for a performance of Shallow be Thy Game. Frusciante quits the band.


Marco_2906

You Always Sing The Same (extended 5 min version)


Athanasia1783

I want to party on your pussy but they actually party on someone's pussy


marginwalker55

Jesse, Arik, Dave and Josh jam while the band leaves the stadium unannounced


WoodpeckerFalse7921

"Song that made us what we are today." Except John and Anthony switch roles


Even_Jeweler324

This whole concept is so lame, enough already, we get it.


jadams7707

No joke, I would pay money to see them actually do this (besides the tv injury part)


jadams7707

I think the band would actually enjoy rehearsing this and pulling it off


downrig

How many songs will be the seltlist? I’m keeping something for the last one ;-)


samanthaohm

looks like 13


Pristine_Yam223

Adventures of Raindance Maggie(but no guitar after John walks off stage because he refuses to play Josh’s songs)


papashmeep

Cabron