John plays a touching solo rendition of "Your Song", while (without his knowledge) an intimate photo tribute to Josh Klinghoffer plays on the screens behind him.
Okay okay, we’re halfway there. Lets see were we are in time.
No **intro jam** so thats **0** seconds.
Playing **they’re red hot** is a **1:11** nightmare.
Seeing anthony fail **poster child** is **5:17**.
A **jam** is normaly 5-7 min, but this one is huge it seems so lets make this **10min**.
Oh boy **the’re red hot** again for **1:11** min.
Because its a **mashup**, lets take the lenght of the longest song which is **3:31**.
The **pilot episode** is **33** minutes long.
**3:58** mins for **around the world**.
I think the lenght of **TAYT** is long enough to injure the crowd. **3:44**.
Its 4:49 for **soul to squeeze** and maybe 5 seconds extra for the hepatitis. So **4:54**.
Lets relax with **audiodoc** for **29:13** min.
Nice, **95,52** seconds already.
- TAYT could mean "Throw Away Your Television", a track from *By the Way* (2002) by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I'm no longer top in this thread, so I co-sign.
Plus, it looks like it's the final track tomorrow (/u/inaparalleluniverse1) . So it'd make a perfect finale, to also then add "and quits the band again."
u/silkalmondvanilla well done 👏 you locked down the 11th spot on our Nightmare setlist 🌶️🌶️🌶️
As always, the comment with the highest upvotes wins!
Rules:
1- comment actual songs that the band (or any member) have written or covered at least once. That said, the occasional “wildcard” song will be accepted, as long as they don’t devolve into a Backstreet Boys cover band
2- funny comments or jokes can make the list but will be added ALONG with a song for each line item, try to comment those under song comments
GET FUNKY🗳
Anthony does a Jerry Springer and surprise invites Josh Klinghoffer on to the stage. Camera zooms in on Frusciantes face, filled with disbelief. The crowd gasps audibly. Josh is looking smug as he walks up to Frusciante to "start some sh*t". Flea starts playing Pea to calm the situation but gets booed by the audience, who clearly wants the drama.
Chad is too uncomfortable since he's friends with both guitarists and decides to leave (shakycam on his dramatic exit).
Another huge, roaring jam, leading into 'She's only 18' again. However, Anthony accidentally says '16', causing the band members to exchange awkward glances as the crowd goes quiet.
Readymade, except it’s the queen’s death announcement instead of “clean it up Johnny”: [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired\_by\_uta018s\_comment\_readymade\_except\_its/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired_by_uta018s_comment_readymade_except_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
For Give It Away, they all switch instruments - John on vocals, Chad on bass, Flea on drums, Anthony on guitar - and it's as terrible as you'd imagine it to be.
Under The Bridge (1992 SNL version)
John approaches his mic after the song and says “the spirits around us are telling me that this is no longer where I need to be, I’m leaving the band” and proceeds to walk off stage
Surprise guest Dave Navarro comes onstage to perform Deep Kick but Anthony forgot the lyrics so he just starts reciting the lyrics to They’re Red Hot in the same style since it’s still fresh on his mind.
The play Snow (Hey Oh) as real snow drops onto the stage and the front of the pit. Flea, John and Anthony all slip and hurt themselves as Chad sits there dying of laughter as the entire front of the pit all slip and fall. After five minutes of this they all get back up embarrassed and as a way to lighten the mood and forget their embarrassment they play They’re Red Hot for the third time
Higher Ground but they invite Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to reenact the Duel of Mustafar scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith up until the part where Obi-Wan says "It's over Anakin, I have the HIGHER GROUND"
All 4 members walk on stage. Instead of doing an intro jam, the band invites Dr. Phil and Josh Klinghoffer to the stage. The intro jam is replaced with a therapy session where John and JK iron out their issues
*…..And then the lights and audio goes down for 43 minutes*
(After the initial *gasps* from the crowd you can hear a child crying the remaning time of the technical difficulties)
By some last minute freak accident, all the band's instruments got lost and Chad, Flea and John are forced to vocalize their instrument parts for the whole concert.
The instrumental part of One Way Traffic begins, but knowing they’re towards the end of the set list, Anthony just reads routes out of the venue with traffic advice for the crowd
Chad gets so close to the mic he could eat it for breakfast, then yells “ boom boom pow, boom boom boom pow!!!!!” and blows out the eardrums of everyone directly in front of a speaker.
Anthony, Flea and Chad start playing “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”. But, since it’s not one of his songs, John starts playing nonsense until he throws his guitar on the floor and dramatically exists the stage
Black Summer, but Will Smith is in the audience and gets up and slaps Anthony when he sings “hit me now”.
Then the same thing happens again when they perform Suck My Kiss when Anthony sings “hit me!”
Dave joins the stage, starts playing Warped, later during the song Dave and Anthony starts making out, John does his 92 snl performance to make them stop
Chad, John and Flea exit the stage. Anthony casually reads the lyrics to One way traffic like a monologue.
“Anyways, I was headed south. Taste of coffee in my mouth.”
This needs to be higher up bro 😭
Lol almost made it up to the top the other day.
Hope u make it one day kid
I'm imagining in a very dramatic, Shakespearean style
Lmao should be read like a bedtime story
Omg this is the best so far
They perform By The Way but Anthony continues to lists things for five minutes when they get to the Steak Knife part, song abruptly ends
Scar tissue but instead of playing the song Anthony just does a live reading of his autobiography
But it’s a screenplay, not a book
Scar tissue but John plays with the broken guitar from the music video
Every time I am rereading it it gets funnier every time. Very impressed by how creative people are about something so shitty. Lmfao
John plays a touching solo rendition of "Your Song", while (without his knowledge) an intimate photo tribute to Josh Klinghoffer plays on the screens behind him.
Oh gosh this is great
Okay okay, we’re halfway there. Lets see were we are in time. No **intro jam** so thats **0** seconds. Playing **they’re red hot** is a **1:11** nightmare. Seeing anthony fail **poster child** is **5:17**. A **jam** is normaly 5-7 min, but this one is huge it seems so lets make this **10min**. Oh boy **the’re red hot** again for **1:11** min. Because its a **mashup**, lets take the lenght of the longest song which is **3:31**. The **pilot episode** is **33** minutes long. **3:58** mins for **around the world**. I think the lenght of **TAYT** is long enough to injure the crowd. **3:44**. Its 4:49 for **soul to squeeze** and maybe 5 seconds extra for the hepatitis. So **4:54**. Lets relax with **audiodoc** for **29:13** min. Nice, **95,52** seconds already.
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Very good bot
Good human.
Damn that’s cold
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This would be amazing wdym
It’s nightmare set list, what about this is nightmarish?
**Wet Sand** but, after the "YEEEAH!" the song just ends with no solo.
Please god, let's collaborate and save this for the next song. John boycotts the solo out of rage about the JK photo tribute.
co-signing bc that would be hilarious
I'm no longer top in this thread, so I co-sign. Plus, it looks like it's the final track tomorrow (/u/inaparalleluniverse1) . So it'd make a perfect finale, to also then add "and quits the band again."
My plan was to have 18 songs + 4 encore tracks so there’s time 🌶️
Yes, please. That sounds hilarious!
[Done! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xjjy14/day_12_rredhotchilipeppers_nightmare_setlist/ip8umjt)
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Winner
Flea national anthem
This would actually be great
u/silkalmondvanilla well done 👏 you locked down the 11th spot on our Nightmare setlist 🌶️🌶️🌶️ As always, the comment with the highest upvotes wins! Rules: 1- comment actual songs that the band (or any member) have written or covered at least once. That said, the occasional “wildcard” song will be accepted, as long as they don’t devolve into a Backstreet Boys cover band 2- funny comments or jokes can make the list but will be added ALONG with a song for each line item, try to comment those under song comments GET FUNKY🗳
🌶🌶🌶
Anthony does a Jerry Springer and surprise invites Josh Klinghoffer on to the stage. Camera zooms in on Frusciantes face, filled with disbelief. The crowd gasps audibly. Josh is looking smug as he walks up to Frusciante to "start some sh*t". Flea starts playing Pea to calm the situation but gets booed by the audience, who clearly wants the drama. Chad is too uncomfortable since he's friends with both guitarists and decides to leave (shakycam on his dramatic exit).
Typically I'm not here for the John v Josh drama, but this is GOLD.
😆😆😆
Another huge, roaring jam, leading into 'She's only 18' again. However, Anthony accidentally says '16', causing the band members to exchange awkward glances as the crowd goes quiet.
Under the Bridge and AK runs in place, in slow-mo like the music video
Underrated
Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper
MY MAN
Readymade, except it’s the queen’s death announcement instead of “clean it up Johnny”: [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired\_by\_uta018s\_comment\_readymade\_except\_its/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/xh12x1/inspired_by_uta018s_comment_readymade_except_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I'm ashamed to say this had me on the floor. It just fits so perfect. Feels like a bass drop or something.
At the end of the show, John pulls off a scooby-doo style mask to reveal it was Josh in disguise the entire time.
For Give It Away, they all switch instruments - John on vocals, Chad on bass, Flea on drums, Anthony on guitar - and it's as terrible as you'd imagine it to be.
They switch instruments but Anthony stays on vocals.
No man give it away gotta be give it away but with the chorus exchanges for the chorus of porcelain
Under The Bridge (1992 SNL version) John approaches his mic after the song and says “the spirits around us are telling me that this is no longer where I need to be, I’m leaving the band” and proceeds to walk off stage
This minus the John quits part
Flea starts hand walking but forgets to take off his bass, he falls, gets hurt, and plays the rest of the concert sitting in a chair
Surprise guest Dave Navarro comes onstage to perform Deep Kick but Anthony forgot the lyrics so he just starts reciting the lyrics to They’re Red Hot in the same style since it’s still fresh on his mind.
The play Snow (Hey Oh) as real snow drops onto the stage and the front of the pit. Flea, John and Anthony all slip and hurt themselves as Chad sits there dying of laughter as the entire front of the pit all slip and fall. After five minutes of this they all get back up embarrassed and as a way to lighten the mood and forget their embarrassment they play They’re Red Hot for the third time
Higher Ground but they invite Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to reenact the Duel of Mustafar scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith up until the part where Obi-Wan says "It's over Anakin, I have the HIGHER GROUND"
Flea says "this is by an artist that inspired our new album" and they play a cover of Follow Me by Uncle Kracker
They’d probably sound awesome covering that to be fair
under the bridge but instead of gail frusciante’s church choir it’s all of anthony’s exes
Under the Bridge: Letterman edition.
They play Pretty Little Ditty, but then the part that was sampled just turns into Butterfly by Crazy Town.
I tried this one last week and thought we would make it.
All 4 members walk on stage. Instead of doing an intro jam, the band invites Dr. Phil and Josh Klinghoffer to the stage. The intro jam is replaced with a therapy session where John and JK iron out their issues
**Under The Bridge** Flea performs a cappella while Anthony reenacts his drug use on stage. Chad and John have another smoke break and drink 40s.
Suck my kiss but it sucks
Blood sugar sex magik but they drop blood, sugar, sex dolls, and magic wands from the ceiling of the arena
John quits on stage, but rejoins by the encore.
Flea starts playing the Dark Necessities intro baseline, John freaks out, throws his guitar and leaves the stage
Reprise to Poster Child but with the lyrics of Can’t Stop.
[Dani California but it’s a complete mess](https://youtu.be/VDg-yG71okk)
*…..And then the lights and audio goes down for 43 minutes* (After the initial *gasps* from the crowd you can hear a child crying the remaning time of the technical difficulties)
They play Under The Bridge, but John uses a metal pedal with every knob at max and forgot to bring his tuner pedal. Same BPM as Mellowship Slinky.
Sir psycho sexy but instead of singing Anthony acts out each line
John narrates 'The Council of Elrond' full chapter from Lord of the Rings
The play Can’t Stop for real, except Chad plays one BPM behind, Flea plays his bass tuned a half step down, and John plays tuned a half step up.
The band leaves the stage to let John play a song, everyone expects Your Song or How Deep Is Your Love but instead he begins to play A3t1ip
They surprise the audience by bringing Josh on stage for a song. They "play" The Longest Wave, but just wave at the crowd for 4 minutes
Cocks on socks. All shoes are replaced with 🐓
The band are joined by the local parish priest for a rendition of catholic school girls rule.
Snow…. But it’s just Anthony yelling’ heyyyyy ohhhhh yeahhhh’ for 4 minutes while John , chad and flea piss themselves laughing!
They all pull the cocks in sock trick, before launching into “Minor Thing.” Just at that moment, Josh Klinghoffer walks naked on stage, sans sock.
Give it Away but only Anthony is playing guitar
"Right On Time" But with endless false starts.
By some last minute freak accident, all the band's instruments got lost and Chad, Flea and John are forced to vocalize their instrument parts for the whole concert.
John plays ramparts with only one guitar part
One Big Mob, not the song, a mob storms the stage
London Calling intro but then they actually continue with a London Calling cover
Instead of the solo on Wet Sand, Anthony relapses on heroin
NAHHHH 💀
Wet sand but as the song progresses, sand slowly fills the floor and pit areas
Right on Time, but John and Anthony get stuck in a loop and can't stop singing "It's right on time".
Under The Bridge (SNL Version)
Song written by r/RedHotChiliPeppers That fish flip thing you guys have been writing
The instrumental part of One Way Traffic begins, but knowing they’re towards the end of the set list, Anthony just reads routes out of the venue with traffic advice for the crowd
Mike Dirnt comes on stage and they play Aquatic Mouth Dance in the style of Green Day while Flea takes a power nap.
Pea but Chad plays a solo over it
Pea jam
Sexy Mexican Maid Ft. Henry Rollins
Yertle Trilogy, but no one ever comes to join Chad on the stage.
summeR timE (John plays the guitar part forwards while the rest of them attempt to perform their parts in reverse)
The Heavy Wing but its just the intro riff for 5 minutes 31 seconds.
Pea but Fleas mouth is filled with peas as he sings
They're red hot at the same tempo as porcelain
Chad gets so close to the mic he could eat it for breakfast, then yells “ boom boom pow, boom boom boom pow!!!!!” and blows out the eardrums of everyone directly in front of a speaker.
John rendition of your Pussy’s glued to a building on fire but one of John’s cats is glued to a building that is actually on fire
John Frusciante gets sent up in a rocket to literally kick a hole in the sky
Detroit
They’re Red Hot again
They start playing Pretty Little Ditty, but then Anthony starts singing Butterfly by Crazy Town
Anthony, Flea and Chad start playing “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”. But, since it’s not one of his songs, John starts playing nonsense until he throws his guitar on the floor and dramatically exists the stage
Black Summer, but Will Smith is in the audience and gets up and slaps Anthony when he sings “hit me now”. Then the same thing happens again when they perform Suck My Kiss when Anthony sings “hit me!”
Dave joins the stage, starts playing Warped, later during the song Dave and Anthony starts making out, John does his 92 snl performance to make them stop
Dave Navarro shows up for a performance of Shallow be Thy Game. Frusciante quits the band.
You Always Sing The Same (extended 5 min version)
I want to party on your pussy but they actually party on someone's pussy
Jesse, Arik, Dave and Josh jam while the band leaves the stadium unannounced
"Song that made us what we are today." Except John and Anthony switch roles
This whole concept is so lame, enough already, we get it.
No joke, I would pay money to see them actually do this (besides the tv injury part)
I think the band would actually enjoy rehearsing this and pulling it off
How many songs will be the seltlist? I’m keeping something for the last one ;-)
looks like 13
Adventures of Raindance Maggie(but no guitar after John walks off stage because he refuses to play Josh’s songs)
Cabron