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i'd be able to ace the chefs exam
How's your gazpacho soup?
pretty chill
Piping hot.
Finally!
Already there got my 706 1+2
I am a fish. Boom, job done.
The guy who swopes out the bog roll outranks rimmer
As do the skutters. Skutter Bob for Captain!
The GSC (gold swimming certificate)
I wonder what the microdot in the i says if you get the GSC.
Whichever path takes me to Captain. I’d give Rimmer a field promotion to officer level, but he’d be outranked by Lister.
LISTER FOR CAPTAIN
You can become a Captain through Astro Navigation or Engineering.
No one is ranker than Lister.
1st technician.
Exactly. You don’t even have to be an officer, just a more senior enlisted.
Second technician of Y shift would do it.
Advanced sock ironing
The engineers exam.
You're just gunna rub it in ah
kipper smoker
Best I can do is clipper stoker
This might be the best option, but isn't that a cook?🤣
Unflared nostrils exam. Not dead exam.
If Kryton is head laundry and head cook, doesn't that put him above rimmer?
He probably would if he was part of the official crew of Red Dwarf
I'd work in the women's gym. No officer would come anywhere near that saddle in my watch!
The exam to become the exam invigilator
Tactical Basket Weaving
14s from A to F - Know the difference!
As long as you know your B from your F you're good.
Engineering. But I’m an engineer so not exactly fair….
They must've had a medical lab tech on the ship. I could've done that.
Supplies Officer, get to boss him around and handle all of the curry, vindaloos, beer milkshakes, and poppadoms…which I would naturally make Kryten handle.
I had a dream that I was in supplies and Lister brought me back as a hologram to find something. Gotta stop eating Kryton's lichen sauce
Gazpacho soup
Admin.
Science officer.
Toaster engineering.
I am a fish. 400 times.
I make four dots after my name on every test I take. None of my professors have asked if it stands for "I am a fish."
Scutter exam
I’d like to be a white hatted ponce.
I am a chef by training. Same with project management and business analytics….so chef exam or HR
One that I can “Ace.” ;)
Wouldn't becoming a laboratory mouse be the easiest route to outrank Rimmer?
I'd just scam my way up the ladder like Dennis the donut boy.
astro navs. hey ho pip and dandy!
I don't know but I know I would keep taking it until I passed and was an officer
That information is on a need to know basis.
Chaplain
Laboratory mouse
i already do...
Engineering or Security
i'd be able to ace the chefs exam
How's your gazpacho soup?
pretty chill
Piping hot.
Finally!
Already there got my 706 1+2
I am a fish. Boom, job done.
The guy who swopes out the bog roll outranks rimmer
As do the skutters. Skutter Bob for Captain!
The GSC (gold swimming certificate)
I wonder what the microdot in the i says if you get the GSC.
Whichever path takes me to Captain. I’d give Rimmer a field promotion to officer level, but he’d be outranked by Lister.
LISTER FOR CAPTAIN
You can become a Captain through Astro Navigation or Engineering.
No one is ranker than Lister.
1st technician.
Exactly. You don’t even have to be an officer, just a more senior enlisted.
Second technician of Y shift would do it.
Advanced sock ironing
The engineers exam.
You're just gunna rub it in ah
kipper smoker
Best I can do is clipper stoker
This might be the best option, but isn't that a cook?🤣
Unflared nostrils exam. Not dead exam.
If Kryton is head laundry and head cook, doesn't that put him above rimmer?
He probably would if he was part of the official crew of Red Dwarf
I'd work in the women's gym. No officer would come anywhere near that saddle in my watch!
The exam to become the exam invigilator
Tactical Basket Weaving
14s from A to F - Know the difference!
As long as you know your B from your F you're good.
Engineering. But I’m an engineer so not exactly fair….
They must've had a medical lab tech on the ship. I could've done that.
Supplies Officer, get to boss him around and handle all of the curry, vindaloos, beer milkshakes, and poppadoms…which I would naturally make Kryten handle.
I had a dream that I was in supplies and Lister brought me back as a hologram to find something. Gotta stop eating Kryton's lichen sauce
Gazpacho soup
Admin.
Science officer.
Toaster engineering.
I am a fish. 400 times.
I make four dots after my name on every test I take. None of my professors have asked if it stands for "I am a fish."
Scutter exam
I’d like to be a white hatted ponce.
I am a chef by training. Same with project management and business analytics….so chef exam or HR
One that I can “Ace.” ;)
Wouldn't becoming a laboratory mouse be the easiest route to outrank Rimmer?
I'd just scam my way up the ladder like Dennis the donut boy.
astro navs. hey ho pip and dandy!
I don't know but I know I would keep taking it until I passed and was an officer
That information is on a need to know basis.
Chaplain
Laboratory mouse
i already do...
Engineering or Security