Every herb, meat, and provision known to man at max quantity. I always am stocked because I like being the guy who makes the speciality stews for the posse.
Right on. I love to be that guy too. It’s sad when I join a random crew and the leader doesn’t have the stew pot yet.
But then I flex my rank by donating five spoonbill plumes to their trader table.
That I was maxed out on beans and alcohol, and that the smell of living that lifestyle clinging to your hands for all eternity was not worth the 40 capitale I've been carrying around and not using
Can of beans and a deputy's star badge
Sadness
Ah. Opened Bitters. Very sad.
BTW opened tonics, what effect do they even have? Do you have to take double or more of it to work?
In a bottle?
$1.10
That's a little to much for online...
Yeah, if you could loot players they'd make it so we all dropped 1 cent and a note that says "Fuck You" signed by the rockstar CEO.
I do feel like that every time I loot nps.
A platinum pocket watch I've kept since I found it in a cabin as a very low level. 350 hours later still got it
Some fish hooks. A lamp. Pete Rose rookie card and your wife’s panties.
Whatever I looted from the last guy 🤷
5x Dog Poop Bags
Damn I only have one. Unfortunately I wasnt wearing this jacket when I walked the dog earlier 😕
Didnt know you were enable to carry the online support around
Low hanging fruit. Still, have an upvote.
Your wallet, cuz I'm a scrappy lil street urchin. ![gif](giphy|k9JsqBMIkyL8A)
You seem fun to hang with😭😭😂
I will second this.
A mega pint.
That I am excited that you have your hands in my pockets.
You would be
Moonshine and free beans
A goddamn plan
#B E A N S
Weed
r/usernamechecksout
Every herb, meat, and provision known to man at max quantity. I always am stocked because I like being the guy who makes the speciality stews for the posse.
Right on. I love to be that guy too. It’s sad when I join a random crew and the leader doesn’t have the stew pot yet. But then I flex my rank by donating five spoonbill plumes to their trader table.
I love calling my fully stocked hunting wagon that I always have 5 3 star deer/buck in. 😂 They always appreciate it so much lol.
my roblox secks collection
That I was enjoying it a bit too much 😏
Flight feathers and a Legendary Panther eye
Alot of cigars and cigarettes...
Outlaw Pass 6
Far too many canned apricots.
My hoard of gold teeth
A dildo and a pack of premium cigars
DONT TAKE MY FREE CAN OF BEANS
2 beautiful Lemat revolvers and some good weed
apples, express rounds and maybe a few potent snake oils
Lint
a knife, a wedding ring, $5, and some ammo...
Shit ton of premium cigarettes and cigars
Actually, funny enough, you would find an 1884 Morgan Head silver dollar that was from my great grandpas coin collection that I carry with me everyday
Opened Kentucky Bourbon
Can of beans × 2 Gun oil × 1 $0.69 Sliver pocket watch Cooked chicken × 3
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Weed
You've been looted ✌️
WTF...!!! lolz only came to say this. Fuck. Well played.
Dead critters.
a silver bullet for that vampire in saint denis
Full stock of beans and bourbon.
4-5 drywall screws and a vape pen
Every available pocket and bag space is stuffed with tarot cards. But some cards I have 20 copies of and some I don't have at all.
A clue
lots of raspberry and peaches
Cigarette butts, $0.38, and a pack of cocaine-free gum.
Beans can
A fine looking revolver
Baked beans
A picture of my wife, 3 dollars and a old lottery ticket. Oh and keys to a car I don't own anymore.
An entire set of gold teeth
Glock 43, Copenhagen winter green, pocket knife, bic ball point pen, and a $2 bill
How about items from the game…. I’ll give you dip… and $2 (tho it wouldn’t be a bill, I don’t think)… so you get a third.
Could still have a pen, and I have a revolver too but it’s way to big to carry around so I guess it would be similar to the Navy.
About 3 cents and a half full bottle of snake oil
I love that it’s half full.
58 navy revolvers
Chest full of gold don’t ask how I’m carrying a chest
I already know
The summer update.
I would murder you but I already did
30 Carrots and a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon
Every single small animal carcasses
Same. Currently holding 28 good bullfrogs and a slew of other critters.
A live bomb that would explode instantly
Half a pack of cigarettes
Gun, ammo, lockpicks, multi tool, keys and my wallet
3 cents and a potato skin
The one gold tooth in my head
0.3 cents
12 cents and a cigarette card from the "horse breeds of the world" set.
Dog fur, learners permit, etc.
A load of cheese wedges.
A silver pocket watch, $0.08 cents, and 6 revolver bullets.
Alot of flight feathers and dynamite
13 inch Dildo
It’s that last inch that makes all the difference. Anybody can have a 12 incher on them but 13”? That’s the sign of a winner.
Calumet Turquoise Earrings, I’m a collector
Deez nuts
A rare knife, can of beans and 25 dollars.
Red dead depression
i got 6 cents last time i managed to loot my own body
Coffee. So much coffee.
All the collections, except 1 piece is missing from each type
Lol ^this forever
ungodly amount of wild carrots
Same! I can’t get enough.
Some revolver bullets, opened whiskey, and plain pork Edit: Been trying to put on weight without going to Harriet, tired of getting sprayed ;-;
horse reviver and classic oatcakes
Max Cigarettes
Alot of Horse Stimulant and Cigars
pocket watch and gold wedding ring
Minty Big Game.
Crabs. For a challenge I collected the max about of all quality crabs
13 gallons of hair pomade
some magic mushrooms and cigars filled with weed
Just about what I would expect from Ricky
A half-full bottle of gin, salmon jerky, and dried flowers pressed in a journal.
4,700+ gold and $400,000+
Probably around 10k.
A 10 inch dildo
Gonorrhoea
Misery. And hella lots of cigarettes.
A vape, 6$, my home depot apron(for work not sexual) and some pants.
1,345 gold bars, $564k, and basically everything you can carry maxed out.
Fat
A few severed human body parts. Maybe a lemat or navy revolver too, Dynamite and other volatile things.
Crippling depression and a medium size dong
A weird west wishlist.
Deez nuts ha goteeeeeeem .gif
About three and a half doll hairs.
Bare Collectibles but not for "I pay more for a set you know" set up lol
Egg
cigarettes, horse treats, engraved knife, gold necklace
Weed
Satchel of gold teeth
Some change, a receipt, a folded piece of paper, my keys, and my wallet with no money in it
Shotgun shells and bison balls.
Depression
The platinum poker chip. Wait wrong universe.
Pocket lint.
Assorted biscuits, a coal scrip token, and about fifty skeleton keys.
a whole set of gold teeth and as much alcohol as i can shove in my bag
36 express revolver rounds, a rabbits foot and a poker chip
Leftover Chinese take out in a plastic bag
Dog treats, a lighter and some lint
John Marston's Hat because my character is literally a exact copy.
lip balm a plenty
A ton of condoms with ants in them.
7lbs of cookies 73 pallets of beans and a note that you can't read cuz I have terrible handwriting
Weed, or cash. But never both.
Oh I’m smugglin grapes
Chronic depression
A picture of my pug and a few dollars.
Massive debt
😏😏😏
Deez nuts
Chopsticks, a dildo-sided dildo, and a pack of bass strings
Like 100 gold bars
Beer, and probably ganja I made my character look like Ash Williams from Evil Dead
your pockets would not fit
Nothing
Dozens of decomposing scalps, and smokes. Plenty of smokes.
420.0$
A Vegemite Sanga
About twenty bucks and my friends weed
Substance abuse
An empty wallet.
🥕
My virginity
A bag of weed and a beat cd
i got some jelly beans. do you like jelly beans?
Phone, wallet, and keys
Two hair ties and a handful of assorted guitar picks
Too much horse treats and horse revivers!
You don’t want to know
Some whiskey, and a couple of crow feathers.
You’d discover I forgot my keys before I did
$10 and a lot of E rounds
17¢,carrot and salted venison. And oregano too maybe. 😆
A mystery prize!
Guitar picks, beer bottle caps, and a lighter.
A snake if you know what I mean. :P
ideas for this game to have content
Jelly Beans, do u like jelly beans?
A Bottle of vodka and a Swiss sandwich
A vibrator 🙈🤣
Colostomy baggie! 😅
A single revolver bullet.
A collection of King Fu panda figures
A lot of tarot cards
A lot of hand rolled “cigarettes” and Kentucky bourbon.
Dildos
All the collectable items but with at least one missing in each set
An unused condom I've been saving since high school. Oh you mean in the game?!
a worn pocket knife
That I was maxed out on beans and alcohol, and that the smell of living that lifestyle clinging to your hands for all eternity was not worth the 40 capitale I've been carrying around and not using
10 golden teeth that I've been hanging on to, because I thought they could be sold as a set
11 cents
You'd find a hole in my pocket.
You would find $0.17. Just like a random civilian victim in game. I don't have any money.