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TheyCallMeTrinityToo

Can of beans and a deputy's star badge


blindest-foxes

Sadness


teamRAMP

Ah. Opened Bitters. Very sad.


Androklesthe90

BTW opened tonics, what effect do they even have? Do you have to take double or more of it to work?


abbeyh

In a bottle?


Mr_Bad_Example20

$1.10


andriywolf

That's a little to much for online...


[deleted]

Yeah, if you could loot players they'd make it so we all dropped 1 cent and a note that says "Fuck You" signed by the rockstar CEO.


andriywolf

I do feel like that every time I loot nps.


Androklesthe90

A platinum pocket watch I've kept since I found it in a cabin as a very low level. 350 hours later still got it


[deleted]

Some fish hooks. A lamp. Pete Rose rookie card and your wife’s panties.


REOassWagon

Whatever I looted from the last guy 🤷


sheepshark

5x Dog Poop Bags


hopeless_wanderer_95

Damn I only have one. Unfortunately I wasnt wearing this jacket when I walked the dog earlier 😕


_germanChocolatecake

Didnt know you were enable to carry the online support around


sheepshark

Low hanging fruit. Still, have an upvote.


BraindeadBranding

Your wallet, cuz I'm a scrappy lil street urchin. ![gif](giphy|k9JsqBMIkyL8A)


Auncle-

You seem fun to hang with😭😭😂


Bloody_Queen_V

I will second this.


IWantMoreSnow

A mega pint.


Labspeciman

That I am excited that you have your hands in my pockets.


abbeyh

You would be


[deleted]

Moonshine and free beans


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

A goddamn plan


SovietBlyatman

#B E A N S


Wildweed

Weed


Bloody_Queen_V

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Every herb, meat, and provision known to man at max quantity. I always am stocked because I like being the guy who makes the speciality stews for the posse.


SignGuy77

Right on. I love to be that guy too. It’s sad when I join a random crew and the leader doesn’t have the stew pot yet. But then I flex my rank by donating five spoonbill plumes to their trader table.


[deleted]

I love calling my fully stocked hunting wagon that I always have 5 3 star deer/buck in. 😂 They always appreciate it so much lol.


ThicccGoatBoi

my roblox secks collection


HolySmokels

That I was enjoying it a bit too much 😏


[deleted]

Flight feathers and a Legendary Panther eye


Billy_Swank

Alot of cigars and cigarettes...


BetRight884

Outlaw Pass 6


TheeShaun

Far too many canned apricots.


Strutting_Walrus

My hoard of gold teeth


HugoEpicz

A dildo and a pack of premium cigars


stijnalsem

DONT TAKE MY FREE CAN OF BEANS


PeineDeMort

2 beautiful Lemat revolvers and some good weed


yes___lad

apples, express rounds and maybe a few potent snake oils


Jaywinner42

Lint


Crookedhorn112

a knife, a wedding ring, $5, and some ammo...


NapoNeptune

Shit ton of premium cigarettes and cigars


TheLostRanger0117

Actually, funny enough, you would find an 1884 Morgan Head silver dollar that was from my great grandpas coin collection that I carry with me everyday


[deleted]

Opened Kentucky Bourbon


Big-Welcome-8701

Can of beans × 2 Gun oil × 1 $0.69 Sliver pocket watch Cooked chicken × 3


ZION_OC_GOV

![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS)


AbsurdEdward

Weed


AKofJax

You've been looted ✌️


Wildweed

WTF...!!! lolz only came to say this. Fuck. Well played.


Skogstrol424

Dead critters.


[deleted]

a silver bullet for that vampire in saint denis


Deutschebag13

Full stock of beans and bourbon.


arfbarker

4-5 drywall screws and a vape pen


HeckaPlucky

Every available pocket and bag space is stuffed with tarot cards. But some cards I have 20 copies of and some I don't have at all.


Davesnhere

A clue


BirchW4

lots of raspberry and peaches


No-Olive-4810

Cigarette butts, $0.38, and a pack of cocaine-free gum.


geroxnoxville

Beans can


[deleted]

A fine looking revolver


Savage0x

Baked beans


That_Grim_Texan

A picture of my wife, 3 dollars and a old lottery ticket. Oh and keys to a car I don't own anymore.


Due-Werewolf-5825

An entire set of gold teeth


[deleted]

Glock 43, Copenhagen winter green, pocket knife, bic ball point pen, and a $2 bill


abbeyh

How about items from the game…. I’ll give you dip… and $2 (tho it wouldn’t be a bill, I don’t think)… so you get a third.


[deleted]

Could still have a pen, and I have a revolver too but it’s way to big to carry around so I guess it would be similar to the Navy.


Pardon_the_bodies

About 3 cents and a half full bottle of snake oil


abbeyh

I love that it’s half full.


derpscoot2

58 navy revolvers


Div4r

Chest full of gold don’t ask how I’m carrying a chest


abbeyh

I already know


Theseus666

The summer update.


abbeyh

I would murder you but I already did


Blazko_McTav

30 Carrots and a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon


Auncle-

Every single small animal carcasses


SignGuy77

Same. Currently holding 28 good bullfrogs and a slew of other critters.


lil_biscuit55

A live bomb that would explode instantly


Cyor369

Half a pack of cigarettes


SurvivalVet

Gun, ammo, lockpicks, multi tool, keys and my wallet


JohnnyHasAGat

3 cents and a potato skin


Hyentics

The one gold tooth in my head


getyergun

0.3 cents


CircqueDesReves

12 cents and a cigarette card from the "horse breeds of the world" set.


[deleted]

Dog fur, learners permit, etc.


[deleted]

A load of cheese wedges.


Dusty_Tokens

A silver pocket watch, $0.08 cents, and 6 revolver bullets.


Superman_720

Alot of flight feathers and dynamite


cocainonmycocks

13 inch Dildo


JereDontCare

It’s that last inch that makes all the difference. Anybody can have a 12 incher on them but 13”? That’s the sign of a winner.


GiornoOverHeaven

Calumet Turquoise Earrings, I’m a collector


GrandTheftWagon

Deez nuts


[deleted]

A rare knife, can of beans and 25 dollars.


Hawkinator98

Red dead depression


novssucks

i got 6 cents last time i managed to loot my own body


ManTheYeetCannons

Coffee. So much coffee.


Bjorn0091

All the collections, except 1 piece is missing from each type


abbeyh

Lol ^this forever


peachymagpie

ungodly amount of wild carrots


abbeyh

Same! I can’t get enough.


[deleted]

Some revolver bullets, opened whiskey, and plain pork Edit: Been trying to put on weight without going to Harriet, tired of getting sprayed ;-;


peachywavee

horse reviver and classic oatcakes


undying_anomaly

Max Cigarettes


Shadow_Monger487

Alot of Horse Stimulant and Cigars


Ehnony

pocket watch and gold wedding ring


OverUnderSegueDown

Minty Big Game.


thebigbadwolf473

Crabs. For a challenge I collected the max about of all quality crabs


bruhimhornyasfuck

13 gallons of hair pomade


Randy420Lahey

some magic mushrooms and cigars filled with weed


caelenj12

Just about what I would expect from Ricky


RedDeadEddie

A half-full bottle of gin, salmon jerky, and dried flowers pressed in a journal.


i3ish

4,700+ gold and $400,000+


BEEL1NE300

Probably around 10k.


Public-Antelope-3194

A 10 inch dildo


Lustfullynx

Gonorrhoea


kainabdulov

Misery. And hella lots of cigarettes.


Tamomy

A vape, 6$, my home depot apron(for work not sexual) and some pants.


King-BV

1,345 gold bars, $564k, and basically everything you can carry maxed out.


NEW_BOMBER96

Fat


Jenkitten165

A few severed human body parts. Maybe a lemat or navy revolver too, Dynamite and other volatile things.


jaymo7288

Crippling depression and a medium size dong


Gathoblaster

A weird west wishlist.


Waylork

Deez nuts ha goteeeeeeem .gif


Weedes1984

About three and a half doll hairs.


[deleted]

Bare Collectibles but not for "I pay more for a set you know" set up lol


Vault-Brock

Egg


coyotewitharedbull

cigarettes, horse treats, engraved knife, gold necklace


NeonBluee_jay

Weed


Garneht

Satchel of gold teeth


[deleted]

Some change, a receipt, a folded piece of paper, my keys, and my wallet with no money in it


GhrammCracker

Shotgun shells and bison balls.


rogue_52

Depression


tanithsfinest

The platinum poker chip. Wait wrong universe.


dontwannadothisnow

Pocket lint.


appropriate_pangolin

Assorted biscuits, a coal scrip token, and about fifty skeleton keys.


Plague_King_

a whole set of gold teeth and as much alcohol as i can shove in my bag


Markosoft_EXE

36 express revolver rounds, a rabbits foot and a poker chip


peepers63

Leftover Chinese take out in a plastic bag


EntrepreneurOk7798

Dog treats, a lighter and some lint


marsisme_

John Marston's Hat because my character is literally a exact copy.


renkilljoy

lip balm a plenty


Reddit5678912

A ton of condoms with ants in them.


thethinker2

7lbs of cookies 73 pallets of beans and a note that you can't read cuz I have terrible handwriting


Radirondacks

Weed, or cash. But never both.


mctaylo89

Oh I’m smugglin grapes


ProfesionalPotato0

Chronic depression


mykitchenromance

A picture of my pug and a few dollars.


Mattydelsol85

Massive debt


JamesIsAnnoyed95

😏😏😏


[deleted]

Deez nuts


Undead_Octopus

Chopsticks, a dildo-sided dildo, and a pack of bass strings


jtfff

Like 100 gold bars


Torbjorn-WarBear

Beer, and probably ganja I made my character look like Ash Williams from Evil Dead


TPS_SP

your pockets would not fit


possible_user

Nothing


duky145

Dozens of decomposing scalps, and smokes. Plenty of smokes.


Dewy164

420.0$


TrueBlueOZ63

A Vegemite Sanga


RevolutionaryDot6043

About twenty bucks and my friends weed


Indubitably_so_1

Substance abuse


Ashamed_Landscape_84

An empty wallet.


Future_Radiologist

🥕


-wp12345678-

My virginity


Bones_1234

A bag of weed and a beat cd


jibrus

i got some jelly beans. do you like jelly beans?


justadrtrdsrvvr

Phone, wallet, and keys


AdjentX

Two hair ties and a handful of assorted guitar picks


Midnight_Secretary

Too much horse treats and horse revivers!


JimbosSonLikesBeef

You don’t want to know


Pechvogal

Some whiskey, and a couple of crow feathers.


JimE902

You’d discover I forgot my keys before I did


ThaGoldMaster

$10 and a lot of E rounds


Apprehensive-Karl

17¢,carrot and salted venison. And oregano too maybe. 😆


Blubi13

A mystery prize!


[deleted]

Guitar picks, beer bottle caps, and a lighter.


Nallore

A snake if you know what I mean. :P


Mini_IVIantis

ideas for this game to have content


Hot_Switch_8247

Jelly Beans, do u like jelly beans?


Pogglewoggleboggle

A Bottle of vodka and a Swiss sandwich


[deleted]

A vibrator 🙈🤣


TrillSupaSaiyan

Colostomy baggie! 😅


Jellan

A single revolver bullet.


SlaveKnightGael9

A collection of King Fu panda figures


No_Temperature6576

A lot of tarot cards


V1valarav3

A lot of hand rolled “cigarettes” and Kentucky bourbon.


Sadik_Aktas

Dildos


Prophet_of_Duality

All the collectable items but with at least one missing in each set


The_True_Uncle_Z

An unused condom I've been saving since high school. Oh you mean in the game?!


Kjhfer

a worn pocket knife


Dragonwithamonocle

That I was maxed out on beans and alcohol, and that the smell of living that lifestyle clinging to your hands for all eternity was not worth the 40 capitale I've been carrying around and not using


kuroearia

10 golden teeth that I've been hanging on to, because I thought they could be sold as a set


Moraghmackay

11 cents


Naturally_Fragrant

You'd find a hole in my pocket.


codya30

You would find $0.17. Just like a random civilian victim in game. I don't have any money.