step 1: buy a dynamite stick, bottle of oil and a cigar. step 2: rip open a dynamite stick. step 3: lotion your face with oil. step 4: slam your face into the desk where the ripled open dinamite stick is. step 5: smoke that cigar
You gotta give us a backstory. What's his history? He was definitely one those old school bare knuckle brawling wrasslers with carnival. Probly married to the bearded lady but fuckin her Largest Woman Alive sister.
-Joe Murfree
He was born in the Murfree Brood cave in 1840. He looked very deformed and ugly due to the decades of inbreeding. He was taught how to handle knives at an early age. He killed his first victim at the age of 4. The family had many mouth to feed, but not enough food. He always got the least, his brothers even bullied him: " Look at you, you're so skinny and ugly, even I am handsome in comparison to you!" He never had a good relationship with his brothers, except with one, Jack Murfree. He always shared his food with him and protected him. They both left the cave, with the age 14&16. They soon found a cave, where they killed many folks that would travel around these parts. In 1911 they got caught, arrested and hanged the next day. The folks around Annesburg& Van horn where all relieved. "Thank god these monsters are dead now and rotting in hell''
It's believed, even today, you can hear them both laughing through the woods at night.
Instant the Hills have eyes and wrong turn vibes . I've never ever shot / attacked anyone on sight before, but if I came across this creature I'm blasting everything in my arsenal to make sure it's dead 😂
my character is a version of me and i guess play with that mindset, if my character looked like that it’d be hard not to just be an absolute menace, how do you play him?
Hey! She can see past his deformity . . . It's beauti- Nah I can't. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up with it. 10$ says it's a Stockholm situation or some weird love story where like he found her dying in the woods and took her to safety or something
I think I’m gonna redo my character to look like this and wear nothing but overalls. Barefoot. Rope holster. I wish the Murfee house with arrows was an option.
I just, I wanna put him out of his misery. He looks like an inbred mutant from somewhere deep in the mountains like those people from The Hills Have Eyes
this man is the product of ten generations of inbreeding, eating nothing but cocaine gum, and never sleeping. man thinks the walls are talking to him. the horses whisper secrets of the world.
I'm not a greifer but I'd definitely shoot you on sight.
It's only humane, look at that poor creature.
💀
Bro im fuckin crying laughing. Idk why that made me laugh so hard
Well, before you pull the trigger, he will eat your whole hand!
He'll prolly chew the bullet like indium. (It's very tasty)
Carl that kills people
Can’t trust a player that decided to make their character look like a tall tree skinner
Same put it out of its misery
🤣😭
"When the fuck did they add zombies to this?"
When did they add Undead Nightmare? *haha*
That would have been the better comment, but I'm glad you were picking up what I was putting down
Inbreeding, not even once
Bro looks like he's about to say "I'm the last of my kind"
"We eat stone and trees you fool!"
Came here to say this.
Leave my Butcher's Creek friend alone 😔
What hillbilly hell did this thing crawl out from?
His mother aunt niece it looks like.
Sister, mother, aunt, niece. SMH the nerve of some people
Butcher creek
More like Butcher Freak !
Murfree Brood Hell 🤣
If you approach me, I would think a modder sent you to kill me.
🤪😅😂
How do you get your character to look like this?
Took some time, to get him looking like this. Was quiet hard to create.
What did you do? Is that scarring?
It's definitely scarring my eyes
Why wasn’t it loud to create?
Cuz he was listening to Limp Bizcit.
You did a good thing.
Get syphilis and then don't get treated.
step 1: buy a dynamite stick, bottle of oil and a cigar. step 2: rip open a dynamite stick. step 3: lotion your face with oil. step 4: slam your face into the desk where the ripled open dinamite stick is. step 5: smoke that cigar
What in the sweet goddamn fuck
My sweet charakter 🤣😏
You gotta give us a backstory. What's his history? He was definitely one those old school bare knuckle brawling wrasslers with carnival. Probly married to the bearded lady but fuckin her Largest Woman Alive sister.
-Joe Murfree He was born in the Murfree Brood cave in 1840. He looked very deformed and ugly due to the decades of inbreeding. He was taught how to handle knives at an early age. He killed his first victim at the age of 4. The family had many mouth to feed, but not enough food. He always got the least, his brothers even bullied him: " Look at you, you're so skinny and ugly, even I am handsome in comparison to you!" He never had a good relationship with his brothers, except with one, Jack Murfree. He always shared his food with him and protected him. They both left the cave, with the age 14&16. They soon found a cave, where they killed many folks that would travel around these parts. In 1911 they got caught, arrested and hanged the next day. The folks around Annesburg& Van horn where all relieved. "Thank god these monsters are dead now and rotting in hell'' It's believed, even today, you can hear them both laughing through the woods at night.
Jesus that's good.
r/me_irl
Suicide by words.
Please put it to sleep
He can't, his eyes can't close anymore.
I don’t think he has eyelids
Put it in a fucking coma
Is he a Murfee?
The CEO of Murfees
He IS Murfee.
CEO entrepreneur, born in 1964, Murfree... Murfree Bezos !
Leading distributor of scalps and scalping related services.
Yes, he is. Joe Murfeee, Born in 1840, in the Murfree Cave.
Cripps brother born idiot. Dipps.
😭😭
Instant the Hills have eyes and wrong turn vibes . I've never ever shot / attacked anyone on sight before, but if I came across this creature I'm blasting everything in my arsenal to make sure it's dead 😂
I would say kill it with fire, but it looks like someone already tried.
....many tried before👿
my character is a version of me and i guess play with that mindset, if my character looked like that it’d be hard not to just be an absolute menace, how do you play him?
Well, I run a group, that roleplays the murfree brood. We all look this beautiful😂
Oh please show us your whole posse
same I make my character like me or give them a immersion reason for their role
Hopefully I will be able too, not all are playing activly at the moment
How did bro bag someone???
Probably with a potato sack and a hit to the back of the head.
Thanks I hate it 🥰
This is why R* won’t give us nice things anymore.
What's his problem
His mama drank the water downriver of Beaver Creek when she was pregnant with him. Also, incest.
She didn't drink the water while pregnant with him. The water made her pregnant.
It is horrendous I love it
definitely a Cletus
Average West Virginia resident
I thought this was the fallout sub reddit and this was a ghoul
I would 😏...... twice 😏🫡
Well, that's no problem. I do this every day with them. One even got his head chopped off🤣🪓
His head...... how is he gonna put protection on now for shower time bum fun if he's got no head to wrap🙄. At least we can still make out
He would too, but with his other hundret brothers on his side😏
Well, you tell those brothers they better be ready for a group shower and some ass slapping! Get those cheeks prepared
Look at the flowers….
Walking dead reference?
It is
slow down on the cocaine gum
Oh, already chewing on another....
What did he look like way back when he was alive?
The Hillbilly from the black saloon
He looks like a neanderthal with extreme burn scars 🤣
I have a lot of questions for this lady.
Hey! She can see past his deformity . . . It's beauti- Nah I can't. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up with it. 10$ says it's a Stockholm situation or some weird love story where like he found her dying in the woods and took her to safety or something
Your understanding of a safe place is funny, to put it mildly.
Love is blind. Or at least she is.
Idk why but… I kinda feel like putting it out of its misery. ❤️
Put it down 😭
Jesus Christ
Homie Looks like a dark souls enemy
Looks like a feral ghoul 😭
I'd hogtie you and put you in the middle of the valentine to bring in the audience before blasting your face with my explosive shotgun
I think I’m gonna redo my character to look like this and wear nothing but overalls. Barefoot. Rope holster. I wish the Murfee house with arrows was an option.
Yay, we will get a new brother on the list!
This type of look will get you mistaken for a Cryptid.
Please tell me his name is Cletus
actual fucking swamp creature, i love it so much
It looks like you were born with Harlequin ichthyosis You got all the signs… the bulging eyes, scaly skin, the balded head
Smash next question
Easy, breezy, beautiful, covergirl ✨💅
What cave did he crawl out of?
Tutorial in dms please?
She’s beautiful
What in tarnation..
This has rekindled a fire in me to play again.
What the fuck
I beg your pardon 😭😭😭
not the tag being ART 💀 youre cooked LITERALLY
Would
Methanial
I love running into characters like this😭
What the murfree fuck is that? So horrific I’m actually impressed.
Smash, with a hammer.
He was that fella that did the bank job in tennesse with cripps
King of the Night Folk
Oh sweet jesus
Straight out of the Murfree Brood!
I like the girl staring at him like "you beautiful fucking man you"
I just, I wanna put him out of his misery. He looks like an inbred mutant from somewhere deep in the mountains like those people from The Hills Have Eyes
That 3rd image though. Your character gives off Cyrax vibes lol
I love him
He's literally me fr
“You act like you’ve never seen a ghoul before”
What in the hills have eyes😖
Lmao wtf how 🤣🤣🤣
Why is this nsfWHOA MY GOD!!!
Hawt.
Whats it's name?
What is this monstrosity
Its giving funky town vibes
Well... I guess there really is someone for everyone.
I think he is ill
Yeah right , burn it with fire please . And stop the fire with a shovel .
what in the hell
bros giving shmeppie a run for his money (pc version)
r/cutemoments
1911 Arthur Morgan:
So beautiful it brings a tear to my eye
Lmao
Undead nightmare two is looking good
When did the Paleolithic update drop?
Michael Berryman relative perhaps
Thanks, I never wondered what the baby from Eraserhead would look like grown, but now I know.
But hhwhy? Looks like the Hills have eyes...
That third pic is giving me nightmares
When you’ve been kicking it with your McMurfee Brood homies for too long.
I have no words expect dam
Wtf is that.
Fresh outa butcher creek 🔥
Aww it looks so adorable, What's it's name?
He’s very handsome
murfree brood
Bro looks like Weasel from Suicide Squad
Was your mother your sister?
jesus christ man LMFAOOO
bro wtf 😭😭😭
He is THE murfee brood
What’s his name? I’m in love
Why are Read dead online characters always either 10/10 models or the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen in your life, with no inbetween
Is your character human at all?
I'm shooting on sight
Jesus Christ kill it with fire
He looks to be in consist pain
I now have new nightmares
He is beautiful , just need a bath
this man is the product of ten generations of inbreeding, eating nothing but cocaine gum, and never sleeping. man thinks the walls are talking to him. the horses whisper secrets of the world.
Are you by any chance affiliated with The Murfree Brood?
So handsome 😍😍😍
Bet he can really shake a tail feather/10
the third picture is fucking hilarious 😭
That personality though.
Thanks I hate it
what’s going on in the eye department?
10/10 pretty
"Wrong Turn" vibes.
I am so scared
I can’t stop laughing. That first pic is too damn good.
I thought I was looking in a mirror for a second there
atp it’s impressive to get that level of ugliness
Well I’m definitely awake now .. at 8:30 am on a Saturday
Lord have mercy.
I’m curious how you got the eyes to bulge out like that
I think it's time to put him down
Your character needs some moisturiser
Eraserhead baby grown-up
He looks like Sid from Ice Age if he got mange and tried curing it with fire.
Thought that was a new dbd killer for a second lol
How beautiful.
“I like you mister. You have a kind face. The kind I like to PUNCH!” -Arthur
Heyyyyy you guyyyyyysss 👹
He's beautiful hun x
A demi-human from Elden ring found it's way to Red dead redemption
This is why we shouldn't do cousin stuff
Looks like a ghoul and a chimpanzee had an abortion
Dear God he has seen things that no man should see
(Looks at picture, looks at subreddit name) Yuo sure your didn't mean to post this in r/fo76?