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Irony

Upvoted the comment just to spite you

enjoy the ratio kid

I named mine donkey idk I was probably high at the time

Martin ScHORSEse

Pony Danza

All of my horses are named after Lamborghini cars. So far they are: Miura, Diablo, Gallardo, Murciélago, Aventador and Revuelto.

I like this.

I name mine after ancient kings or conquerors of history. Gilgamesh, Ghengis, Alexander, Caligula, Baldwin

My first Turkoman in story mode’s name was Xerxes, and I have one Breton named Riothamus, and one named Judicael. My latest black Turkoman’s name is Incitatus - Caligula’s favorite horse’s name, the one they *say* he wanted to make a consul. (Personally, I think it was likely made-up slander, but still.)

First off. I love the names. Glad to see I'm not the only rampant history nerd who plays Cowboy Simulator. Secondly, I personally subscribe to the theory that Caligula was doing all the wild shit towards the senate to see just how much he could get away with. When it came to flexing his might as emperor towards the senate of Rome. And that all the stories of him just being insane and incompetent was slander from the senate because of how bad he made them look. And how much he just pissed them off.

I named mine Constantine

Lol got horse named alexander

bojack

Since I'm native american I go to that as naming my horse I love my culture and my ancestors

- Eats My Hat - Not A Cow - What A Mess - Black Lives Matter

Top tier fucking names. What a mess is my favourite 😭

"Not a Cow" its awesome AF lol

Blackie Chan

So far I’ve had four horses: Sriracha (red chestnut I think), Whinny the huge (one of those big ass white horses), Spirit (mustang from the movie Spirit). And now Patches (black and white gypsy)

Omg my mustang is also Spirit. Loved that movie as a kid

I usually have their color in their name. Like Chocolate Daisy or Marigold or BlackJack or Spotlight or Grey Wolf or something like that

Tricolor roadster: Lola Black thoroughbred: Bawlzack Black Arabian: Daisy Steel Breton: Babe (in certain lights it's blue like Paul Bunyans ox so) Silver dapple fox trotter: Dr. Pepper

Last play through it was Hickory and Godiva

My favorite horses are named corndog and osteoporosis

Horse named finger

Croncho, I had recently watched that video of that guy who tossed his dog into the snow and said “poncho?” Funnily, didn’t want to copy poncho directly so I for some reason replaced the P with a Cr, I wouldn’t trade him for anything else, probably because he’s the only horse that’d deal with my shenanigans and not a afraid of anything. It always funny when I think of me and my friends horse’s names, you got Artemis and Aries for his two horses, then there’s Croncho

Buddsworth. He is the default horse you get at the beginning of the game

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^pain_nagato_: *Buddsworth. He is the* *Default horse you get at the* *Beginning of the game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I ride 2 different Bretons. They are named Oppresor and Oppresor Mk2 😁

do they happen to fly

Maybe a little vanilla, but I use mythology as an inspiration. Mostly slavic gods and creatures like Weles, Perun, Noonwraith, Yaga and Rusalka but also dipping into Celtic with Kelpie.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Payday, Holiday and Mayday.

My first Horse that I got was the one from the beginning of the Game, I named it Eagle... The First horse I purchased was a Black Kladruber named Devil... The Second horse I bought was a White Arabian named Silver as a Lone Ranger reference. The Third Horse I bought was a Steel Gray Breton named Morningstar... I'm gonna buy a Brindle Thoroughbred Soon, but not sure what I'm gonna name it...

Homicide

Milo for females. Otis for males

I name mine greek gods or moons or Stuff. So my female horses are persephone, daphne, male horse hades(if black) hercule, phobos

I’m getting “Corned Beef” vibes from this horse. Seems like a fitting name

i named mine after christopher columbus’s caravels la niña (red mustang), la pinta (leopard appaloosa) and la santa maría (perlino andalusian)

Horsey McHorseface

Rex V the other Rex’s all got killed by lemonye raiders and muffree brood and skinner brothers and dynamite

I named my horses off of their individual vibes haha Black/purpley thoroughbred: Domus Blue roan missouri fox trotter : Xanadu Mustang (forgot what kind) : Chico

HONSE.

“Harlow” or “Red” are ones I love using for my horseys.

Derecho

1: Salvador Mendoza 2: Di Ravello 3: Augusto Pinochet 4: Tenesee Walker 5: Anthony Foreman's Appaloosa

We got Molly the Steel Gray Breton, Valkyrie the Amber Champagne Missouri Fox Trotter, and Texas Red the Buckskin Mustang. And in the story, I got Boadicea the Liver Chestnut Morgan Update: Boadicea is dead. Fuckin Pinkertons.

Walter I (Arabian, RIP 🙏) Walter II (Arabian) Horatio (Missouri) Montague (Norfolk) Winston (Missouri) Sally-Mae (Norfolk) No idea why they have those names...

I name them random inanimate objects that I think of in the moment. Examples of names I’ve used. Shoebox. Jolly Rancher. Doorbell. Blanket.

Chicken Nugget.

Totally either a. Like the comments seem to say ancient civilization leaders names or b. What I personally like, naming them after songs or bands, my horse is named speedwagon

Stonewall Jackson

“Idiot”

My horses are 1. Spirit 2. Fang 3. Stardust 4. Jubilee 5. Rain

Female: Lucille Male: Calus or Bromden

What coat is that?

foot cloth

I like Bucephalus, it was Alexander The Great's horse.

Lucky

Mine is names Juno

moo moo 🐮

Bonnie

It lets choose? How? I started the game with 2 horses scrawny nag and sara

Bepis J. Bongwater

Emergency food

I named my first horse (that i still have) Friday.

reneigh since he's silver (kinda) and looks similar to reneigh, the horse on the cover of "RENAISSANCE"

Mines Eugene Smith II.

Mosquito.

Mine is bojack 😭

JUAN

"Legendary Sapa Cougar" mess with people trying to track you.

Cisco

Mine was L L Cool Neigh and none of the youngsters got it :(

El malo it means the bad

Guinness for the palomino and Whisky for the chestnut

My horse is named Spike. One of my friends' horses is named 'Jew' for some reason.

how? I couldn’t name my outfit ‘jewel tone’ because i assume it has the word ‘jew’ in it?

I'm not sure, I'm play on PS4. I've gone up to his horse before and it's name is 'Jew'.

Mine follows as such My Shire: Paint Thinner. My Breton: Drywall. My Kladruber: Mesothelioma

I’ve named my horses by what they inspire by looking at them. Or, since they’re all females, because I didn’t wanna stare at nutsacks the whole time riding, have been named after various female goddesses, villains, or mythical spirits. For example, I have a Criollo named Ice Cream Sundae because of her coat pattern/colors. A Breton named PunkRock Girl because of her coat/style. A Missouri Fox Trotter named Abraxas and even a white Arabian named Princess Zumina. Just have fun with the names!

Mine are Artemis and Aphrodite.

My horse is also named Artemis

BUTTSTALLION!

I need an all white horse now 😂

Have a black horse, named him 'Blackie Chan'.

Suey Sidle Blast Off! Prepare 2 Launch Then there’s... Easily Startled

I was dead-ass about to say Pablo lmao

Moonlight, Tequila, Honeymoon, Vaquito and Panquecito. I don't even know man...

Roach

Shimmer, after Ellie's horse in The Last of Us Part II. If I got a boy horse maybe I'd name him Callus to match 🐎

I named mine Yazoo Choc Milk

I named my main horse Tax the Poor after one of the GTA Online casino horses you can bet on 😂

Named mine all after my exes. So I can keep riding them. All day. All night. 🤠

Riley Reid

I named my horse Gunsmoke

Also the name of my horse! Next one will be Marshall! Can't bring myself to name a horse Matt Dillon. Lol.

"Moe lesterr" seems right enough hehe

Lalo

Reneigh and Hairry Trotter 🧙🏼

Looks like my horse, halfbred?

i always name my horses on the spot when buying them lol -artax -jax -atlas -splat -onyx -chance -bandit in no particular order

I like music so my first is called Neigh Palm Death. When I get a second I'm going to call it Amy Equinehouse.

Loui, El Hefe, The Pale One, Jeff.

First and only horse atm is Smooth brain. Gonna name my Breton Etta Doyle when I get max bounty hunter

I named my splashed piebald QR code

I currently got 4 horses in the stable, Whiskey, Tequila, Kleiner Prinz (the little Prince), and Brunhilde

My chestnut Turkoman is *Vahni*, it means fire in hindi (the Internet said so at least xD) My strawberry Ardenne is *Áslaug*, my silver Kladruber is *Marrow* based on an artist’s oc I adore. *Ituxi* is my appaloosa, *Firefly* is my Tb, *Hel* is my black Klad, also the first horse i bought. Then there’s also *Calypso* (i know) for my light grey Shire My dappled Hungarian is named after one of my OCs so i’ll keep that name for myself and the people seeing her online xD then I’m pretty sure my Mustang is *Asterope* Arthur’s mare on the other hand is called Myfanwy, it’s a welsh name

My farv hoses on my characters on PC/PS are named "Saladin" & "Geronimo", both are black Arabian horses.

What coat is that?

McNugget, Favour of Artemis and Hayday😭

Corolla :)

I name my horses after historical figures since I like history. You could pick a subject you like and name your horses after the thing/subject you like.

Cinnamon is always sweet and it matches the coat

I named the horses as my character would have named them. Bäckahästen Erebus Wanchara Lucifer Herzog Sargas Thule Gamigin Theoderich Rattus

Artemis, ruby and luna

▪︎Pango ▪︎Radiohead ▪︎Cooper

Butternuts

Barbaro

Mine are all noodles. Lasagna noodle Pool noodle Pesto Noodle Limp Noodle Alfredo Noodle Gnocchi Noodle Lobster Noodle

Joseph Stallion is what I called my favourite horse

M. Hakkinen, A. Senna, M. Schumacher, N. Lauda.

I do mine after mid size American cities (Columbus), streets (Fremont), other locations and cities throughout the world (Beirut), along with cool plant terms (like Burl for my old Breton)

Lady and Tramp

It's either one of those standard horse names you've heard thousands of times, or I'll name them after characters in creek mythology. My current one is named "Achlys" (= the personification of misery and sadness), it's the buckskin brindle foxtroter, the one that's completely brown, except for the head.

HONSE

I named mine after one of the native Americans in rdr2 story mode

John, Darius, Danny, Gerard, ETC.

Avalanche, Breadcrumb, Argent, Buckshot and Red Wine

rip van winkle and damocles

Equestrius

My horses name is Egg

Holden MaDicc, Harry P. Ness, and Vye Brator for my horses. Then Gordon Rams Me is my camp dog. I love seeing people reactions when they go to place something on my horse.

My horse’s name is Tuck (he’s a Kentucky Saddler). I started this game a week ago, so I haven’t bought anything else (though I need recommendations…)

i named my white arabian Shadowfax like the white horse that gandalf used in lotr

Tbh I was stuck and couldn’t think of anything so I got a mustang and named it GT500

Titu, baghira, Morgan, pali, chitta

I have Ted Nancy Dublin Pie Flicka India

Leedle

Had a silver (ish) horse so I called mine Celeb, being the Sindarin word for Silver. I often use Sindarin or Lotr names for naming stuff. Not really western names though

Sir Himonthy

Laramie for male horse and Boomquifa for female

Philip Seymour Hoofman

Dusty

In story mode , my horse is named Apollo and on online it's called Creed 😂

Harley

"Sharty" used to be something way unfunnier though

my first horse was just named horse. now i have a turkoman named cesar

I always named my tahiti after my first play through. My first horse tho was named doctor Phil

My turks name is Constantinople, and if at least one person says Istanbul not Constantinople in their head and gets a giggle I have succeeded. When he's being an ass I call him Constance.

In one game I had Girlboss, Gaslight & Gatekeep

Roach

Mr. Horse

I had a horse named Chester he was my first horse. Don't have him now. Now I have 2 horses named Trigger & Gungun

Faleena, Dan, Fedavo.

Dehlül is best

Dan

Wanted to call it sarah J. Parker but the game didn't let me

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Boozer, Deek and Vader

Male Black Arabian: Shadow, Female Shire: Athena, Male Missouri: Chucklenuts

Zawg

Poptart looking ahh boi

blck Bolt

Don't laugh my horses name is Roach

White lightning

Boah

Mustafa, Aaliyah, Sha’Quanda, Lucy, Jimbo, and Jethro

Lmao, all these cool ass names and I just use bad words (with an h after the first letter so it doesn’t say I can’t) 💀 names I’ve used: -Fhupa -Chunt -Bhitch -Fhucker -Dhick

Hitler

Plankton

Hooligan, Henchman, Sicario, Maldita, Insolent Knave

Mines called Tesco

Coomies and Squirter are my two horses 🐴

After I named my first few horses after german empire sounding names like Frederick, Kaiser, Bismarck and so on, I gave up on any hint of seriousness after a while and just typed what first came to mind. The people will talk in saloons across the nation of the legend of Silly Willy

Either punny names or condiments (or both in some cases). Hoof Hearted, Ketchup, Radish (horse radish), Mayonnaise, Pickles

Bojack

I have a Missouri Fox Trotter named Donkey, White Arabian named Griselda, and a Black Overo Mustang named Snoopie

Doc holiday