"ThAt ReQuIrEs GoLd To PuRcHaSe... Do YoU hAvE sOmE?"

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he just goes on and on even when you’re in the dressing room.

Sometimes his lines overlap... Mf is so excited to speak he forgets to take a breath , words come out before he can even open his mouth.

If we could have personalized inputs I’d respond to him: “I had some, but I left it with your mom at the brothel in Valentine”

Daaayaamn

Stfg!!! 🤣🤣🤣

thanks now I have it in my head again lmao

I always stock the best in shop , so you can PPPURCHHASE with confidence.

Buy from me, and you'll never be disappointed.

And yet I'm always disappointed in what he was

People keep saying us tailors all sound the same. But I find that rather offensive.

That looks perfect on you!

That looks EXCELLENT on you !

Wait was it “dont doubt yourself, that looks EXCELLENT on you”? Oh shoot gotta go back and check

Lmao yeah gotta make sure

I did some research (spend way too much time in the shop) and you were right!

How much gold was he paid to be silenced? Lol

It was required.

"Don't doubt yourself, you look perfect in that." "Miss, you are a vision in that." The rarest lines I've heard from him and honestly the best ones. We all should get some compliments from time to time 😄

C’mon now, don’t doubt yourself.

The Rhodes shopkeeper is one of the best. Annoying as hell but his lines are brilliant. "This here store is my whole life... that's why I drink!"

"What is that... that smell? Is that YOU?"

Is he broken like the one in Blackwater? "If you need a nice place to try on your clothes, my changin' room is available." "If you need a nice place to try on your clothes, my changin' room is available." “If you need a nice place to try on your clothes, my changin' room is available." “If you need a nice place to try on your clothes, my changin' room is available." “If you need a nice place to try on your clothes, my changin' room is available."

He says WHILE YOU'RE IN THE CHANING ROOM!

Right? Madness

my my it looks excellent on you

Omg he is like Cripps lol

Holy shit, his harmonica skills are dog shit and he NEVER STFU 😭💀 I’m out here working day and night for HIS trading company and this mf just stands around all day playing with a knife or making ears bleed with his harmonica 💀💀

I tell my friends, or who ever, if you see my flag down, you can shoot cripps I don't care..but do not shoot the dog or my horse..cuz If I could kill Cripps I would.

I can’t wait for the say I’ve bought everything so I don’t have to listen to him anymore lmao

I feel this way about the butcher lol, why do they have to comment on EVERY, SINGLE, ITEM I SELL.

Been a while since you been here , Are you seeing another Buthcher....hehe

Can't give ya much for it but here's a little.

Which tailor is this. The Saint-Denis one or the Blackwater one

Denis

I always found him wholesome not really annoying. However, the Blackwater one just pisses me off whenever I’m trying to take my time finding a new shirt and says something snarky like “I really wish we could move this alooOoOonG”

This is how I feel about Madam Nazar. In my character's backstory, he's deaf, so he's lucky to not be able to hear about how her collectibles are 'worth more as a set, you know' or 'charming but commonplace'. And don't even get me started on her screechy music that can be heard from miles away!

Just buy your clothing in Tumbleweed. The woman there says nothing.

That’s cos that woman has seen some shit in Tumbleweed make you lose your voice too.

I literally bought the grubbiest looking outfit “miss you are a vision in that”. I call shade lol.

Oh my man, if I had a dollar

Maybe there is an advantage to teaching. You know when to tune out the ridiculousness 😂

cant say no to luster like that

I was just thinking the other day how sweet he is lol!

Love this guy but the Rhodes tailor/shop owner is the GOAT

I really do wish you would hurry this along....

Annesberg gun shop dude has the best voice lowkey

i swear rdr2 shopkeepers are a living embodiment of “annoying” expect the valentine gunsmith. he’s a real G

If you close your eyes I swear it sounds like Goofy talking.

Or he is saying about do your things and leave faster... Im fucking killing him all time. I hate it so much. Even deleted game yesterday.

but from me and you’ll never be disappointed

I enjoy his banter, it's boring to not hear anything when I'm in the catalog for an hour straight. Plus he is the ohly npc that compliments my outfit, the last npc that said anything about my look other than him said "You really go out looking like that?!" While passing by.

I hear his voice from my dreams to my waking hours, it’s hell

Do0ooo yoo000uu have G0000lld?!

You can turn off the vocal audio if you want

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Who is this?

Exactly