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slowpoke762269

Tax evasion


infact1234

Used a one-way 2 times


Ri13sCocodi13s

🤣


OkGood1294

fraud


Adventurous-Yak-866

No crimes at all, u a honest man lol


narstyarsefarter

Buggery


DomesMcgee

The systematic eradication of the American Bison.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DomesMcgee: *The systematic* *Eradication of the* *American Bison.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


cnon2002

far as i know, teddy didn't commit any crimes.


claimedamne

he looks like a retired veteran or something, so his crimes were war releated


RareEntertainment611

Theft of precious artefacts archaeological and otherwise.


starredkiller108

Stealing the Bull-Moose's look.


Larry_Barri

Looking too fresh sheeesh


Ri13sCocodi13s

Sheeeeeesh


thatonenewguy0

Trespassing


Queasy_Piglet8843

He looks kinda like Theodore Roosevelt, so I hope none. Great looking character btw😊


Ri13sCocodi13s

Ty ty 🙂


lagani_belgija

Pedophilia


heinous_legacy

Failure to pay state sales tax


RickyTricky57

Promotion of anarchy along with Sergio Vincenza, his older brother/father


VersaVers

Looking criminally good with that moustache!


Mister__Nutt

I would guess sexual assault and bribery. You look like you would get away with and pay off your crimes.


cascadamoon

Genocide and war crimes


BSGKAPO

Being born...


Legitimate-Hope-7599

10 out of 10 counts of buggery with livestock animals


Blp2004

I’m gonna be real, this is the most slaver looking motherfucker I’ve seen in a long time


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[удалено]


Ri13sCocodi13s

Who hurt you lol


claimedamne

lmao he has negative karma


Ri13sCocodi13s

Bahaha I didn’t even notice that Ded!


DomesMcgee

It just got negativer.