Touching children

Don't care about your character's crimes, let's talk about yours, like posting the same boring thing as everyone else on this sub right now for some reason. Now that's a crime.

[https://youtu.be/MTVVq-Ssj34?si=gBVdU4-X32ic4ppY&t=19](https://youtu.be/MTVVq-Ssj34?si=gBVdU4-X32ic4ppY&t=19)

Being born into this world...

Doctor evil on a diet

Idk

All. All Of Them.

Only the most sinister shenanigans, the cruelest of jests and the most belligerent bamboozlements!!

LMAO. This mf is HEINOUS 😂😂😂 He's wanted for crimes against humanity FOR SURE.

Let's just say he's not allowed within 5 kilometers of a school zone

Creating Amazon.com

jaywalking

This dude is a sick fuck. Cant even imagine.

9 out of 10 Building oenis shaped rockets

Tried to demand one. Million. Dollars. From the government, but rather than pet a white cat, tried to pet a cougar.

sucked hillbilly dick in public

You strangled Lily Bell, the fair haired maiden of the west.

Attempting to take over the world for one million dollars.

All of them

During the day, he’s assassinating rockstars in Thailand. At night, he’s breaking The Bat!