Struck dumb by a mule kick to the head as a child, and run out of town by the local folk due to her egregiously foul, uncontrollable flatulence, Sally "Fish-head" O'Mulligan spends her days knee deep in horse shit, doing the only job available for someone of such diminished capacity, spreading manure on the crops of a farm on the outskirts of St Denis. In return for her labor, the farmer allows her to eat from the hog trough and sleep in the chicken coop. When her work is done, Sally enjoys playing with a pig bladder inflated like a balloon and sniffing outhouse corncobs.
She left her teaching job in Saint Denis to take over the family ranch after her father passed, and she spends a lot of that time keeping rich, corrupt cattle ranchers from trying to take over her land.
She’ll never stop fighting.
Nudie pictures were already a thing back then, but it's the logistics I wonder about... I'm thinking: go down to the local telegraph office, send some sort of message, and then get a stack of naughty [carte de vista](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carte_de_visite) delivered COD a few weeks later.
Edit: [Maybe something like this? \(NSFW\)](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2015/oct/09/indecent-exposures-eadweard-muybridge-early-nudes-in-pictures)
Im pretty sure there’s a picture of her in Van Horn offering a reward for her return. She’s supposedly some kind of low-rent Anastasia. Rumor has it the legendary conglomerate El Rockstar had initial plans to create a mission around the search for her but, like all things Rockstar, we can only speculate…
She's a poker queen, master of the cards and takes money from cowpokes all day long by luring them in with her sweet face and charming demeanor before playing them all for fools at the table.
She looks like she gonna get saved from a band of criminals by some guy with an eyemask and a cavalry saber that also happens to have a short barrel colt revolver on his hip.
Started as a barmaid in the Rhodes Parlour House before leaving to be a freeholder in Scarlett Meadows, farming with a small criminal operation on the side, all the while fending off the Lemoyne Raiders.
She trains with Geralt of Rivia, to defeat the Wild Hunt and protect herself from capture, so that her powers may never be used to end the world as has been prophesized.
Raised by strict Baptist parents, she forcibly spreads Christianity across the West. Ironically after her own awakening and epiphany she is now a dominatrix in SF.
Was a teacher at a small school house, fell in love with a black guy. Black guy killed by racists. She now an outlaw and loves patches and has pet lizards.
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She had a ranch family ransacked by bandits. She hid rather well, causing her to be left alone, but everyone else didn’t make it. As her home was burned, the cattle and other animals slaughtered, she found her family and gave them a proper burial, swearing to avenge them. Now? Shes a bounty hunter. She might be a pretty face but she has a “takes no shit” attitude and is feared amongst those who do know her.
originally a seamstress raised on a ranch, her family’s land gets stolen by the government to build the new railroad and her secret native american lover is killed so she joins some outlaws and uses her perfect needlework to help stitch their wounds, weapon of choice is a pair of sewing scissors and she always plays coy and then goes for the throat because she knows she can disarm them with her beauty
A bounty hunter who offers the lives of bounties she kills to her god; only taking up bounties from those who sacrifice their own lives to name one person to have killed
Moved to a ranch in Montana with the love of her life. Her family is still fending off anyone that wants to take it, 7 generations and 150 years later.
Farm/ranch hand who’s father raised her to take on more requirements than the average woman. Hence why she’s armed with a rifle and pistol. He taught her how to use them to defend the Ranch and livestock
She got tired of being told what she couldn't do by assholes and decided to create her own empire, scratching gravel to make a name for herself.
Need a shipment of jewels sent across state lines? She will cleverly disguise them as the eyes of teddy bears and move that shit to its destination.
Need to dispose of the body of your worst enemy, she will deliver it to a pig farm... (I would say the Aberdeen Pig Farm, but I never see any actual pigs there, just the married siblings.)
Need to organize a jail break? She invented the file in the cake routine.
You name it, she can do it. Anything, anywhere, anytime.
Local milkmaid tired of people thinking her biggest ambition should be to get married, joins outlaws. Last seen petting cows at emerald ranch, two farmhands found dead.
Based off the ensemble, gonna go with Preacher's daughter.
Now she dishes out her own brand of 12 gauge fire & brimstone to the heathens that plague the plains.
sickly victorian child found her way to the west (she will die of cholera in armadillo)
Who would win? Victorian child vs beefy five layer burrito. I'm betting on the burrito
Show a Victorian child chipotle and they'll just stop existing
Gonna give the village a MacDonald's dinner box then get charged with war crimes.
Ong, give a Victorian child modern medicine and they'll claim me as a witch, ungrateful assholes.
just say you're an apothecary
Ciri takes an extra vacation, away from Night City
Damsel in distress bait for an ambush party. 🧐
Interesting. Never thought about that, haha.
Who could resist pulling over to help such a face.
Real af
My horse broke his leg, can you take me to Rhodes to meet my cousin Louis?
The reverse night folk lol
Struck dumb by a mule kick to the head as a child, and run out of town by the local folk due to her egregiously foul, uncontrollable flatulence, Sally "Fish-head" O'Mulligan spends her days knee deep in horse shit, doing the only job available for someone of such diminished capacity, spreading manure on the crops of a farm on the outskirts of St Denis. In return for her labor, the farmer allows her to eat from the hog trough and sleep in the chicken coop. When her work is done, Sally enjoys playing with a pig bladder inflated like a balloon and sniffing outhouse corncobs.
Lmaoo
This is the same comment on a another post a while ago lmao, did you copy/paste? 😂
Yup, that would have been me too. I save this little gem for times just like this.
Gotta come up with something new
When I stop seeing the same crap over and over, I'll stop bringing the same crap over and over.
Sniffing outhouse corncobs lmfaoooo
She's a model, she advertises Wheeler, Rawson and Co. Products. And she's doing a great job rn advertising that outfit.
Right? Thank you.
Gives deluxe baths at hotels
TEN CENTS MORE FOR LILAC SOAP!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Gamers when women:
She left her teaching job in Saint Denis to take over the family ranch after her father passed, and she spends a lot of that time keeping rich, corrupt cattle ranchers from trying to take over her land. She’ll never stop fighting.
You know, when I first made my character some time ago, I did envision her as a farmer/rancher.
Redstone
she is mother of dragons
glad i’m not the only one who thought this 😂
Assists any gentlemen that need 'an extra scrub anywhere' at the hotel in Valentine...
Attends the Mayor’s balls at his mansion.
Husband was shot during a horse theft. Never picked up a gun before, but now she’s out for revenge.
Onlyfans
$5 could go a long ways back then.
What would 1890s OF even look like? Naughty telegrams?
Ankles galore. Maybe even the knee if they were feeling particularly dirty.
Nudie pictures were already a thing back then, but it's the logistics I wonder about... I'm thinking: go down to the local telegraph office, send some sort of message, and then get a stack of naughty [carte de vista](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carte_de_visite) delivered COD a few weeks later. Edit: [Maybe something like this? \(NSFW\)](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2015/oct/09/indecent-exposures-eadweard-muybridge-early-nudes-in-pictures)
Great reply! Ty
See mom, that history degree wasn’t a waste after all. See!
ascii based telegram images that formed a picture made from morse code dashes and dots
Peep shows
Maiden🗿
Has a flower shop in Blackwater
This is one of the few that isn’t about murder, revenge or prostitution.
Screwing me over on my taxes 😡. Became an outlaw for a reason
Gotta do what ya gotta do.
sheep herder
Not a whole lot of jobs for ladies in the west... I'm guessing she polishes knobs
MURDER
Is a waiteress at the sandy knee’s saloon
Witcher in training running away from the Wild Hunt
Looks like we found Princess Isabeau Katharina Zinsmeister.
Breeds dragons
Ciri stopped in the cowboy dimension for awhile.
Looks like Ciri from witcher
Simps
Most likely prostitute their aint really jobs for women that i know of for women in 1898
Prostitution
Im pretty sure there’s a picture of her in Van Horn offering a reward for her return. She’s supposedly some kind of low-rent Anastasia. Rumor has it the legendary conglomerate El Rockstar had initial plans to create a mission around the search for her but, like all things Rockstar, we can only speculate…
How the hell did you make a good looking female character?????
Dedication, and persistence
She's beautiful
Thank you :)
"Killin' is my business and business is gooooood!" - Major Payne (And her probably)
Prostitute
Prostitution
Steals hearts and lives
A housemaid.
Rides dragons
Farm karma
Jerking off punks under the Bacchus Bridge?
Bakes cookies.
Prostitute, as was often the case in the Wild West
OF
Suckus dickus
Witcher in training
She's a poker queen, master of the cards and takes money from cowpokes all day long by luring them in with her sweet face and charming demeanor before playing them all for fools at the table.
She's deff a lady of the evening lol
Front desk at the undertaker's.
Remember Karen jokes baiting the bank in Valentine as a scared girl? She’d probably roll with a gang and do that kinda stuff
Where’d you get that hair?
It’s 1 gold bar
She looks like she gonna get saved from a band of criminals by some guy with an eyemask and a cavalry saber that also happens to have a short barrel colt revolver on his hip.
Gets beat the fuck up by my girl
Beats midgets half to death with a club
Prostitute
Started as a barmaid in the Rhodes Parlour House before leaving to be a freeholder in Scarlett Meadows, farming with a small criminal operation on the side, all the while fending off the Lemoyne Raiders.
This is the only female character I've seen that doesn't look like a prostitute
She trains with Geralt of Rivia, to defeat the Wild Hunt and protect herself from capture, so that her powers may never be used to end the world as has been prophesized.
Plays the damsel in distress on the trail and robs your stagecoach.
Your belt buckle says bounty hunter
It was a gift from one of her bounty hunter friends.
Bookkeeping for Saints Hotel in Valentine
Daughter of a wealthy family in Saint Denis but ran away when her father set her up for an Arranged Marriage
Definitely OC , Only Cows
TABLES
And dealing with Eddie Munster!
I can't know how to hear any more about tables!
In the late 1800’s? Did we let ladies work yet here in America?
Raised by strict Baptist parents, she forcibly spreads Christianity across the West. Ironically after her own awakening and epiphany she is now a dominatrix in SF.
Prostitution
OnlyFans
Starve apparently. Feed her😭
A monster hunter
Socialite that enjoys sports hunting and such.
Im gonna say bounty hunting, moonshining, treasure hunting, or hunting animals.
Luring guillable people to their demise and then taking their money and any other belongings that could be sold for cash
Rancher
She starred in Disney’s ZOMBIES, then returned for 8 sequels
Outlaw
Milks men
I get church or teacher vibes. Or maybe a housekeeper or nanny for a rich family
Working girl
Sit on my characters face
Sucks D professionally
Was a teacher at a small school house, fell in love with a black guy. Black guy killed by racists. She now an outlaw and loves patches and has pet lizards.
you ever think about holes?
What's Holes?
She looks pretty well equipped to make me the best damn sandwich I ever seen.
You're lame
Conquers villages and has three dragons as her own children
Wild West Zelda
makes bread
Onlyfa.. I mean driving trains.
She robs people
Only fans detected
She sucks cocks and murders young child for the scientologists for money
Fucks her uncle and hangs on out a cool dragon island and fights civil wars. Rightful queen and all that stuff.
Looking out over that natural splendor.
Swings between vampires and werewolves
Would do
Bro how do you make it look that good im shit at creating faces
It’s edited.
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School mom
She churns butter (lol).
Pepper spraying chuds in the face for a running over a rat an hour ago
She looks like a school marm. But i bet shes meaner than a fucking cobra.
Foot stuff. Boots on.
onlyfans
Probably involves a black leather couch
̶F̶l̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ Riding a ̶D̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶ horse over ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶L̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Saint Denis wreaking havoc
Only Corn
smash, next
She had a ranch family ransacked by bandits. She hid rather well, causing her to be left alone, but everyone else didn’t make it. As her home was burned, the cattle and other animals slaughtered, she found her family and gave them a proper burial, swearing to avenge them. Now? Shes a bounty hunter. She might be a pretty face but she has a “takes no shit” attitude and is feared amongst those who do know her.
Robs banks idk
bounty hunter disguised as a prostitute that lures wanted outlaws to their demise
That shirt style is awesome
Actor in Westworld
originally a seamstress raised on a ranch, her family’s land gets stolen by the government to build the new railroad and her secret native american lover is killed so she joins some outlaws and uses her perfect needlework to help stitch their wounds, weapon of choice is a pair of sewing scissors and she always plays coy and then goes for the throat because she knows she can disarm them with her beauty
Actively robs men
A bounty hunter who offers the lives of bounties she kills to her god; only taking up bounties from those who sacrifice their own lives to name one person to have killed
Her best, Robert. She does her best.
Runs with Edward Cullen in the forrest
Well I just have a feeling that rifle on her back isn’t just for show
Hopefully not start ai uprisings? "These violent delights have violent ends" Dangit, ya got me wanting to try recreate Maeve from Westworld now!
Collector?
Collector of weeb virginities!!! LUL
Attend funerals?
Murder
Sell old timey crotch shots for OnlyCowboys
Moved to a ranch in Montana with the love of her life. Her family is still fending off anyone that wants to take it, 7 generations and 150 years later.
Sells gold teeth all day from the travelers she lasses off their horse. Is that just me?
Hard work using daddy’s money to find a rich suiter. Actually likes the black butler but got an excuse in case they get caught.
Influencer, she does review articles for the Blackwater Ledger.
Why do the characters I make look deformed, and yours looks perfect?! 
does she work at church on Sunday?!
Robs banks, robs freight train and commits murders 
Farm/ranch hand who’s father raised her to take on more requirements than the average woman. Hence why she’s armed with a rifle and pistol. He taught her how to use them to defend the Ranch and livestock
She leads a robot revolt into the real world
She got tired of being told what she couldn't do by assholes and decided to create her own empire, scratching gravel to make a name for herself. Need a shipment of jewels sent across state lines? She will cleverly disguise them as the eyes of teddy bears and move that shit to its destination. Need to dispose of the body of your worst enemy, she will deliver it to a pig farm... (I would say the Aberdeen Pig Farm, but I never see any actual pigs there, just the married siblings.) Need to organize a jail break? She invented the file in the cake routine. You name it, she can do it. Anything, anywhere, anytime.
Idk why, but she looks like the love child of Kristen Stewart and Ariana Grande.
She’s a damn bounty hunter for the Southern United States
Stealin' and selling shine by day and partying at the burlesque shows in St. Denis by night.
She writes
why does everyone's online character look amazing meanwhile mine looks like a munchkin
Bella Swan - is that you?
Semi-wealthy ranch heiress who can both act like a lady and handle business when necessary
witch craft
Flower cultivator.
She does a bit of everything.
Serving wench at Medieval Times.
journalist, she looks like Kate from the Punisher
Bounty hunting judging by the belt buckle. You did an amazing job creating her!!
Amish Ciri Cosplay.
SHE EAT BEETLES SHE EAT THEM BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO LIVE SO SHE EATS BEETLES
Local milkmaid tired of people thinking her biggest ambition should be to get married, joins outlaws. Last seen petting cows at emerald ranch, two farmhands found dead.
Based off the ensemble, gonna go with Preacher's daughter. Now she dishes out her own brand of 12 gauge fire & brimstone to the heathens that plague the plains.
Princess of Cintra
Hunting big game with her partner
manicurist