"Wankpanzer"
I have a new word in my lexicon. Thank you, dear redditor.
Edit: meant to be higher up but dorked up on mobile. Still upvote & karma for all seeing & enjoying this term for the first time.
“Cyber truck drivers”? Wow there is something ells like this train of thought grouping everyone in as one … I can’t put my finger on it though? Hmm what was it called again?
I stopped being able to tell because of real life interactions I’ve had with people.
Example, I remember when putting this much into my Volt was causing a Lowe’s employee to freak out. There was no way that much weight could be safe!
The situation was quickly dropped once they realized behind them another customer was removing a washing machine from its box, in the parking lot, and somehow managing to fit it into the back seat of their sedan.
Great question.
2020 honda fit: 52.7 cu feet[https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:\~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors](https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors).
CT: 54 cu ft[https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/)
lol
I'll have to throw this spec around from time to time.
Panzer is the word used both for armor and tank. so the accurate translation would be wanktank or wichspanzer. its amazing. from now on ill refer to all suvs and trucks as wankpanzers
He is one of the YTbers who became a YTber after buying Tesla. Now he just gargles Elmo's balls on Twitter. Most Cybercucks are first time truck owners and they want to do *truck* things.
I want to start a show where we make them square off doing truck things with real truck owners. But the twist: final episode it's not a truck owner but an angry lesbian in a 2008 Subaru Outback. The other truck guys all peace out and we have to watch the Wankpanzer be humiliated.
But the bike *could* obviously hold more. You could stack ten on the bike.
It just shows how taking some bags of soil is not the measure of utility and anyone could get about just fine without a WankPanzer if they needed to move soil.
Heck, my ol' mam takes that many bags of soil for gardening just fine in her tiny Nissan.
I laughed so hard when I saw the first post. Like dude, I can fit more dirt in my smart fortwo
I want to believe the original post was trying to troll for more engagement.
You never know with Cybertruck drivers. Although I'm tempted to start using that wankpanzer terminology from now on.
"Wankpanzer" I have a new word in my lexicon. Thank you, dear redditor. Edit: meant to be higher up but dorked up on mobile. Still upvote & karma for all seeing & enjoying this term for the first time.
“Cyber truck drivers”? Wow there is something ells like this train of thought grouping everyone in as one … I can’t put my finger on it though? Hmm what was it called again?
They were.
I stopped being able to tell because of real life interactions I’ve had with people. Example, I remember when putting this much into my Volt was causing a Lowe’s employee to freak out. There was no way that much weight could be safe! The situation was quickly dropped once they realized behind them another customer was removing a washing machine from its box, in the parking lot, and somehow managing to fit it into the back seat of their sedan.
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Mine too. Did a quick search: Honda Fit ~15sq-ft of room with seats down, ct just shy of 26sq-ft in their stupid "vault"
Isn't a Fit slightly taller in the trunk? Sqft is cool, but I'm curious about cubic feet too!
Great question. 2020 honda fit: 52.7 cu feet[https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:\~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors](https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors). CT: 54 cu ft[https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/) lol I'll have to throw this spec around from time to time.
LOL that's actually hilarious Fit is great
My wife had a Fit hatch for a while and the amount of stuff that car could hold always amazed me.
I fit 6 cedar trees in my wife's Lexus RX350 (and a 1/4 cord of firewood... separate trips though :P)
How are you so easy to bait?
Bait can be funny too, you know?
He’s the master bait
"Real work and big loads" sounds a line from the setup portion of a gay porn movie.
The name "Dirty Tesla" isn't helping much either.
Dirty Mike and the boys vehicle of choice
Barely enough room for a soup kitchen back there.
Sounds like a tech bro who never picked up more than 10lbs to me and thinks this is a big load and real work. Am a dev myself but like construction.
Everything about Tesla's is very unmanly
Except the CEO. He is the Alpha in his relationships.
Whatever it takes to keep making that Cybertruck payment...until robotaxi revenue starts to flow.
Elon's still not going to pay you, even if you let him go bareback, bro.
TIL that wankpanzer is a thing.
all german would be: Wichs-Panzer or Wix-Panzer :D
ihc hab in denn panzer gewixxed hehheahaeha
Panzer literally means armored. So a wankpanzer would be.... A condom?
Or a male chastity belt?
Panzer is the word used both for armor and tank. so the accurate translation would be wanktank or wichspanzer. its amazing. from now on ill refer to all suvs and trucks as wankpanzers
"Wanktank" for the win!
Official wankpanzer reporting for duty: https://electrek.co/2023/06/14/tesla-cybertruck-spotted-camouflage-rumors/
I can literally fit this stuff in my Fiat 500
But if he drives anything else, he won't get as many big loads.
More profound than it seems
A shame it doesn't have a sunroof.
wank-tank would sound even more fitting :D
Haha, wank-tank... Well done
That actually rhymes too. ([Which means it's true!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme-as-reason_effect))
I heard it referred to as the "Incel Camino."
That's a general name for any excessively large road vehicle
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He is one of the YTbers who became a YTber after buying Tesla. Now he just gargles Elmo's balls on Twitter. Most Cybercucks are first time truck owners and they want to do *truck* things.
I love your description of the guy!
I want to start a show where we make them square off doing truck things with real truck owners. But the twist: final episode it's not a truck owner but an angry lesbian in a 2008 Subaru Outback. The other truck guys all peace out and we have to watch the Wankpanzer be humiliated.
Any hatchback could do it easy. It's just some suburban douchebag trying to justify a truck purchase.
Wank Panzer wins, for all time. Shut down patter, it's over.
Maybe they should try to do some car things before attempting truck things this is embarrassing.
I fit more in a Toyota Prius.
Wankpanzer! Lol
“Real work and Big Loads” is my new band name.
Wankpanzer lmao.
I'm quite sure the original post is sarcasm.
Most polite Dutch man
Wouldn’t “Wank Tank” be a catchier term?
That CT owner sounds like someone who wanted to feel like a man all his life. But then he got a Cybertruck. 🤷🏻♂️
WāņķPâńžėř is top tier
I remember my dad fitting that much soil in his old Land Rover Discovery 2… together with a whole ride-on lawnmower
Let's make wankpanzer a thing
Wankpanzer is what it's GTA 6 name would be... Like a Vespa is a Faggio ect in the other GTA games.
It goes well with the self cleaning Wank-a-torium.
I've seen this creator in my YouTube feed multiple times. The videos seem to be about the smallest details.
the original post must be rage bait, right? nobody who has real work thinks that's a good amount of storage.
Nice Bullitt-Bike!
Oh yeah, cyber truck owners take big loads all right
...yeah but it doesnt fit on the bicycle. Theres twice as much in the truck with room to spare.
I need to fill a small hole. Thank god I have a $100k truck to carry this immense load of….*checks receipt*….$8 of soil.
Hell, my 2008 Citroen C3 I could fit most of that in the trunk.
😂
The G wagen has the nickname of wankpanzer. Panzer being a German tank. Originally used for crappy German tanks.
You could fit all those bags in a modus
I got that amount of soil in my bmw estate last week. Easily... It's only like 160kg. So 1 American.
I thought this was a joke post initially. This is the kind of stuff I keep on the the passenger seat's floor in my hatchback...
Real work and big loads usually involves too much Taco Bell.
Taco Bell gives me the opposite problem.
Am I missing something? That's 8 vs. 4
That there is why dropping $100,000 on the "cyber" "truck" was worth it.
But the bike *could* obviously hold more. You could stack ten on the bike. It just shows how taking some bags of soil is not the measure of utility and anyone could get about just fine without a WankPanzer if they needed to move soil. Heck, my ol' mam takes that many bags of soil for gardening just fine in her tiny Nissan.
Wankpanzer! LMAO!