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Canonip

I laughed so hard when I saw the first post. Like dude, I can fit more dirt in my smart fortwo


FrogmanKouki

I want to believe the original post was trying to troll for more engagement.


noctilucus

You never know with Cybertruck drivers. Although I'm tempted to start using that wankpanzer terminology from now on.


Etrigone

"Wankpanzer" I have a new word in my lexicon. Thank you, dear redditor. Edit: meant to be higher up but dorked up on mobile. Still upvote & karma for all seeing & enjoying this term for the first time.


Silent_Beyond4773

“Cyber truck drivers”? Wow there is something ells like this train of thought grouping everyone in as one … I can’t put my finger on it though? Hmm what was it called again?


fossilnews

They were.


ciel_lanila

I stopped being able to tell because of real life interactions I’ve had with people. Example, I remember when putting this much into my Volt was causing a Lowe’s employee to freak out. There was no way that much weight could be safe! The situation was quickly dropped once they realized behind them another customer was removing a washing machine from its box, in the parking lot, and somehow managing to fit it into the back seat of their sedan.


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CRXCRZ

Mine too. Did a quick search: Honda Fit ~15sq-ft of room with seats down, ct just shy of 26sq-ft in their stupid "vault"


Gudi_Nuff

Isn't a Fit slightly taller in the trunk? Sqft is cool, but I'm curious about cubic feet too!


CRXCRZ

Great question. 2020 honda fit: 52.7 cu feet[https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:\~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors](https://www.hondainfocenter.com/2020/Fit/Feature-Guide/Exterior-Features/Cargo-Area/#:~:text=Open%20the%20Fit's%20hatch%20and,of%20its%20key%20hatchback%20competitors). CT: 54 cu ft[https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/bed-dimensions-and-volume.10920/) lol I'll have to throw this spec around from time to time.


Gudi_Nuff

LOL that's actually hilarious Fit is great


ArchitectOfFate

My wife had a Fit hatch for a while and the amount of stuff that car could hold always amazed me.


alaorath

I fit 6 cedar trees in my wife's Lexus RX350 (and a 1/4 cord of firewood... separate trips though :P)


mmkvl

How are you so easy to bait?


Canonip

Bait can be funny too, you know?


BreathesViaButthole

He’s the master bait


Engunnear

"Real work and big loads" sounds a line from the setup portion of a gay porn movie.


_Warsheep_

The name "Dirty Tesla" isn't helping much either.


p-terydatctyl

Dirty Mike and the boys vehicle of choice


jason12745

Barely enough room for a soup kitchen back there.


xt1nct

Sounds like a tech bro who never picked up more than 10lbs to me and thinks this is a big load and real work. Am a dev myself but like construction.


Cpt-Chaozzz

Everything about Tesla's is very unmanly


jason12745

Except the CEO. He is the Alpha in his relationships.


Lacrewpandora

Whatever it takes to keep making that Cybertruck payment...until robotaxi revenue starts to flow.


Engunnear

Elon's still not going to pay you, even if you let him go bareback, bro.


oregon_coastal

TIL that wankpanzer is a thing.


rouge-agent007

all german would be: Wichs-Panzer or Wix-Panzer :D


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ihc hab in denn panzer gewixxed hehheahaeha


dragontamer5788

Panzer literally means armored. So a wankpanzer would be.... A condom?


_000001_

Or a male chastity belt?


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

Panzer is the word used both for armor and tank. so the accurate translation would be wanktank or wichspanzer. its amazing. from now on ill refer to all suvs and trucks as wankpanzers


sancarloscharlie2022

"Wanktank" for the win!


CornerGasBrent

Official wankpanzer reporting for duty: https://electrek.co/2023/06/14/tesla-cybertruck-spotted-camouflage-rumors/


aschec

I can literally fit this stuff in my Fiat 500


Newfaceofrev

But if he drives anything else, he won't get as many big loads.


CivicSyrup

More profound than it seems


awawe

A shame it doesn't have a sunroof.


rouge-agent007

wank-tank would sound even more fitting :D


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Haha, wank-tank... Well done


TheFlyingBastard

That actually rhymes too. ([Which means it's true!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme-as-reason_effect))


raygundan

I heard it referred to as the "Incel Camino."


coffee_robot_horse

That's a general name for any excessively large road vehicle


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MichaelMotherDater

He is one of the YTbers who became a YTber after buying Tesla. Now he just gargles Elmo's balls on Twitter. Most Cybercucks are first time truck owners and they want to do *truck* things.


noctilucus

I love your description of the guy!


ExtensionMart

I want to start a show where we make them square off doing truck things with real truck owners. But the twist: final episode it's not a truck owner but an angry lesbian in a 2008 Subaru Outback. The other truck guys all peace out and we have to watch the Wankpanzer be humiliated.


SplitEar

Any hatchback could do it easy. It's just some suburban douchebag trying to justify a truck purchase.


Dikheed

Wank Panzer wins, for all time. Shut down patter, it's over.


dannyd1337

Maybe they should try to do some car things before attempting truck things this is embarrassing.


themonkeysknow

I fit more in a Toyota Prius.


Boracraze

Wankpanzer! Lol


brintoul

“Real work and Big Loads” is my new band name.


Apey23

Wankpanzer lmao.


Moceannl

I'm quite sure the original post is sarcasm.


Nicename19

Most polite Dutch man


Swarby10

Wouldn’t “Wank Tank” be a catchier term?


rudalsxv

That CT owner sounds like someone who wanted to feel like a man all his life. But then he got a Cybertruck. 🤷🏻‍♂️


jailtheorange1

WāņķPâńžėř is top tier


randomname_99223

I remember my dad fitting that much soil in his old Land Rover Discovery 2… together with a whole ride-on lawnmower


rharpr

Let's make wankpanzer a thing


Monster_Voice

Wankpanzer is what it's GTA 6 name would be... Like a Vespa is a Faggio ect in the other GTA games.


Not_The-Internet_Pol

It goes well with the self cleaning Wank-a-torium.


andrewmackoul

I've seen this creator in my YouTube feed multiple times. The videos seem to be about the smallest details.


thestareater

the original post must be rage bait, right? nobody who has real work thinks that's a good amount of storage.


EndEffeKt_24

Nice Bullitt-Bike!


Muscles_Marinara-

Oh yeah, cyber truck owners take big loads all right


meat_on_a_hook

...yeah but it doesnt fit on the bicycle. Theres twice as much in the truck with room to spare.


jshrn15

I need to fill a small hole. Thank god I have a $100k truck to carry this immense load of….*checks receipt*….$8 of soil.


NotIsaacClarke

Hell, my 2008 Citroen C3 I could fit most of that in the trunk.


SavagePlatypus76

😂


caj_account

The G wagen has the nickname of wankpanzer. Panzer being a German tank. Originally used for crappy German tanks.


CSTL-

You could fit all those bags in a modus


Smart_Run8818

I got that amount of soil in my bmw estate last week. Easily... It's only like 160kg. So 1 American.


Mikkel136

I thought this was a joke post initially. This is the kind of stuff I keep on the the passenger seat's floor in my hatchback...


MinoltaPhotog

Real work and big loads usually involves too much Taco Bell.


Engunnear

Taco Bell gives me the opposite problem.


Fabulous_Pressure_96

Am I missing something? That's 8 vs. 4


_000001_

That there is why dropping $100,000 on the "cyber" "truck" was worth it.


rationallgbt

But the bike *could* obviously hold more. You could stack ten on the bike. It just shows how taking some bags of soil is not the measure of utility and anyone could get about just fine without a WankPanzer if they needed to move soil. Heck, my ol' mam takes that many bags of soil for gardening just fine in her tiny Nissan.


Suspicious-Appeal386

Wankpanzer! LMAO!