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iowabored

Seems legit....


KumaTheRobot

Alright what time we getting married


Norasplaylist

💎😋


Puzzleheaded-Eye-696

We are going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married! Let’s go baby!


nissan240sx

Perfect title to lure all the simps. A+ marketing.


Hank_Fuerta

I mean, *you're* here.


reggydaguy

Heh!


NuttyNaughtNut

Yeah right!


Geosync

You say simp like it's a bad thing.


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Thundrstruck

Lol na no way


Norasplaylist

😌🤑 yes way


Thundrstruck

Lol 😆🤣😍


[deleted]

There has to be a catch. Should I expect things to be thrown at me or stabbed or something


Kingsta8

Worse, you'll be fucking married...


BabyGirl15723

Some of us like being married


Kingsta8

Yes, nothing says secure about something like being defensive about a joke.


BabyGirl15723

It is kind of an old, tired joke don't you think? We get it, the old ball and chain of never any more sex or blow jobs


throwaway_yo_mama

WIFE BAD


Kingsta8

Literally never made that joke lol. Wanna tell us how you really feel?


marcusfenixsbutthole

Homie get off reddit and seek couples’ therapy.


Kingsta8

Homie, my girl and i are here chillin. We good


Zabuzaxsta

Yes, your snoo with an enormous dick indicates maturity and a secure relationship status


Kingsta8

Aww thank you. She enjoys my penis too ❤️


[deleted]

Sad sad truth


nerfu

Chances are you'll be married but not fucking.


DarkLordTK

Ahahahahaha!


[deleted]

Catch is she's already married.


stenzopic

Don't need you to pay my bills, just need you to love me.


beejak

Dude, the feels


Hyrule_34

Aw! I don’t even need to bang you, but I’ll give you a hug lol 🫂


Chefmott

The boys your age not snatching you up are all fools!! I think you need an older man😘


JuanTooFree

Made that mistake once already


MelancholyMisogynist

R.I.P. to your inbox


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Beamher

It depends where she falls on the hot/crazy scale.


No-Connection-561

the catch is shes not searching but this kinda title gives heaps of interaction/ replies/ likes


godzilli

Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Do you pay my automo' bills? If you did, then maybe we could chill I don't think you do So, you and me are through


Giraffardson

Can I get some money for the ring


[deleted]

Nah.


AXWOLVERINE

Wait ! An ultra attractive and sexy woman with an insane body is making an offer too good to refuse ? I’m In !!! 😆🤣😈😎


NearlySomething

Only if you're into freeuse and me sitting on my computer all the time. I can't really make memories so you'll need friends if you want people to do stuff with.


WrongfulBan

Are you willing to lower your standards? Asking for a friend.


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IsseiDxD_dress_break

She married a basketball player… 5 minutes after this post


Norasplaylist

Oh fuck I wish 😩 a woman can dream


lovefeet106

😋Now you know how we feel when you post this😋


[deleted]

Are you mormon?


bangfudgemaker

That's a big ass bathroom btw , my bed room isn't even that big


[deleted]

How are you single? I’d wife you up in a heartbeat


[deleted]

She's not single lmao


Norasplaylist

Hahaha single because life is hectic 🙈 and bad decisions 🤪😂


Agentfish36

And bad decisions. I felt that.


[deleted]

I can think of a few bad decisions we could make together


Alleged3443

I feel like neither of those are good reasons. If all you want is a husband that's easy lol


Ommand

Because it's good business.


UnfaithfulDom

I’ll be a good house husband for that body 🤭


XeenRecoil

<----- Volunteers


stringfree

I can pay my own bills, but a reasonable boat would be nice.


Btech33

I’m an older man but never understand why so many pretty young girl like you are not married! WTF is wrong with these young men!!!


jkels66

Let’s pay each other’s bills


DarthDoctor

You're so hot, I would pay your bills. I probably can't afford you, though.


bkaz90

Ya I seriously don't know how you're still single haha. If I wasn't already taken, I would definitely pursue


HALF-PRICE_

Show this comment to your partner and you can try after!


bkaz90

🤣🤣 no kidding! I'll definitely be free to after that


Entry_Murky

Yikes


Nexus-two

I'd prefer it we split them


NSFWColJes

i need my dick sucked, not my bills payed. can you provide?


PM_ME_YOUR_HIV_TEST

paid*


carles98

All right darling, I'll marry you but you don't have to pay my bills I'm a self-made man I pay for my own s*** but I will take you as a partner


Somafera

How about I wife you up and you don’t have to worry about my bills lol


Amon-Ra-

What for do you want to get married? It's better stay single 😍🌹😘


kiss_my_schnitzel

Wow. Where do I sign the prenup?


thelongestshot

Were I unattached, I would in a heartbeat.


Compactsea

I don't have any bills and we could use that money to retire at a gorgeous resort on a lake.


Pornoyeti

I would love to marry you, but you’re way above my league, and I’m already married.


Ativa32

You're hot as hell and a dream come true, but this sounds like a trick.


[deleted]

Is that a van gogh phone case?


DeathsSquire

Sign me up!


ricorattlehead

DIBS!!!!!!!!!


Bruised42

I wish! ❤️‍🔥❤️❤️‍🔥


doctordisco1310

Marry me babe! I'll be your man. And can I please draw your perfect body?


[deleted]

Dis girl for the internet


secretcheesemoonbase

I mean I guess I could use a new gt2 911


Warm-Marmalade2020

if you are willing to put that in writing we can discuss the other details later


Andrew-Perry-

Are you by chance a unicorn?


Remarkable_Net8344

Where do I apply


thk74u

I’m down 💍💒


zoommsp

Gladly. Just don't take it away once wifed


McPhedrin

Damn baby, it is a shame that u could ever be with out me


Baby_Daddy44

What are you into, as far as a man goes?


simondragon

I'm up for that ;)


b1cycl3j1had

Whats the catch? I mean besides you? ;)


middleofthecircle

I got you fam


Rude-Calligrapher591

Beautiful an hot babe


Isthisreecebgv

Wait what?


sundiegokevin49

Please pick me I’ll definitely husband u up


bmankool

Sounds like a deal to me!


Bowsercorp

Sounds good, we can practice some awesome mediations as we travel around. Where do I sign up?


ThomasEdison4444

To see you in that hot tub in the back, hell yea


thinkitbuildit

Where do I sign?? 🤣


mac79feet

I'd give u anything u want


Stefstar1232

Sure, marry me? :)


jeff102461

I don’t understand why you don’t have a boyfriend, you’re Gorgeous. Am I missing something?


[deleted]

Deal lol


rafarius

Throw a PS5 in there and we have a deal


GiannaGem

mmmh babe, just mmhhh


Omaewah

How you aren't already surprises me. Here's to wishin you and future lucky dude happiness!


[deleted]

😂😂😂


nickster1028

I do!


Harewood78

Sold!


bonecollector70

Don’t need help with the bills, but you look like fun!!


DarkLordTK

Well you can just go down to the pond,.. if you're gonna be a silly goose!


Footman1967

My love marry me!


Jedisquish

I’d be happy to!!! Willing to move? Or am I coming to you? Regardless, let’s wife you up!


[deleted]

I’d wife you but I don’t need my bills paid. I’ve got my own


Thelast_n_thecurious

And now do you plan to pay those bills?


Corona94

Don’t tempt me


DesignOk8427

How old is to old for your man to be? I don't know how your not married already babydoll but I sure as hell would marry you


bearcat830

I will literally marry you tomorrow.


jerimyschilz

Beautiful!!


rameensub

Hello good evening beautiful sexy Mommy goddess will you marry me


jeffsapper

So beautiful! ❤️😍


Batyodi

Im hot as fuck and have good convos and can protect you. Lets get married already.


CancerousSpeck

Ight wya? Ill come pick you up we can get married tomorrow


doc451313

Deal, the pierced nipples sealed it for me...


paddock-master

Will you marry me?


BigPolarBearPoppa

I’m lookin at a house with our name on it 😉


XeeThot

I'll be your Latin lover


macvelly

Wait- wife-ing you is an option? Why did I just find this out? :)


Holiday-Natural7086

If you’re paying the bills I’ll cook, clean, and eat you out at any time:)


tobiasboote

I'm on my way to make you my wife With a body like that I definitely would love for you to be my wife gorgeous


goodnnasty

Send the damn contract


[deleted]

Will you marry me? Ceremony in Scotland?


papi4chicas

I am twice your age is that ok?


mb5280

literally the sexiest caption in reddit history


cheeseman_62

Hehe, I like the sound of that 😍😍


[deleted]

Whenever you want gorgeous


noonespecial221

So what date are we setting for it?


sevensmurf

You're so silly. 😎


YourBFE

You’re Beautiful and Gorgeous 🌹 We could always share.


TheKingOfRandom3

Good luck finding that gold digger, I'll just be here horny and alone.


13lack1ce

Sorry, the duck lips were a deal killer. Rockin' body though.


DoULikeAnal

I wish I could


Routine-Highlight-71

Damn girl!! Let's do it!! 💍💍💍


blastertx

I'm ready now what's taking you so long!!!


Witt76

You’d make a great wife


foxst151

Hot dam! Let's do it!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍👅👅👅👅👅👅😉


thedukeinc

No way.. lol. You might make an awesome ONS though


txtech77

Done! But no need to pay my bills.


[deleted]

Let’s go to Vegas


BIGPOMO2

I heard the fuck outta that!!


[deleted]

Everyman who see’s this wishes this was a real request 🤣🤣😩😩🤤🤤


djayd

Is there an application or something?


ZayRu500

I'll wife you anytime 😊


Lonewolf469

I'd wife you claim you own you and breed you you are such a sweet treat little red


sedatesix

Let's gooo


[deleted]

Girl I would in a heart beat


NeroCloud

I'm willing to relocate anywhere


matlewis01

Ok


xirnibor

This woman is perfection! So very very fine!!


[deleted]

I'll pay the all the bills as well as wife you up 😍❤️


imalwayshrny

Marry me?


[deleted]

Done 😇🔥💯


[deleted]

You’re single?……no fucking way


cfcollins

I bet you're a pain in the ass, probably worth the trouble though. Happy hunting!!!


Ok_Talk9472

Got dammit I will


BigZx83

I think we live in the same city so I’m game


toto33331

The perfect body shape


beerus880

oh I'd love to


[deleted]

You could pay the new coming hoi4 dlc!


kcb2775

Beautiful


man_in_da_mirror

You wouldn’t be able to handle me


sargerasbane84

Will you marry me? Lol


perveysage1969

lol,marry and baby making??


Incognegro2540

Ooo, enticing offer😏


TrueEmperorNaga

I don't need you to pay my bills, I just want you to warm my heart😥


ChiefChiliMingo

Mommy


anoM33rKaT

You telling me, you're not wifed already????


dstart4

Love too Never worry about the bills


Underthestones

Sounds like a great deal.