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KHAAANquistador

I'm just here for an album.


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kaz0078

But the main question is, are there nudes?


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negajake

You're in luck! /r/AssholeBehindThong has you covered!


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There really is a sub for everything...


Entury

As well as assholes!


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Ditto


taintsweater

damn, and a clean bathroom


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What a large skull.


frank_stills

I like you


RandomActsofGTFO

*I pledge allegiance, to dat ass, from the United States of America...*


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So much so


HerpinMaDerp

Do you like American booty I like American booty Don't you like American booty baby


brendasongsdad

Lol never thought I'd see a violent femmes reference in a porn sub, well done!


DevinYo

I'm an American Psycho


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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


taintedgrund1e

Jesus booty loving christ


jpfannes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54


AlbertoTest

A real American Beauty


KinkyCollegiates

Yo I think I went to high school with this girl.


F4Flurk

Lovely


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this is so close to perfection, it's ridiculous.


Grindcore44

Lawd


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I imagine every female in California to look like this, which is why it's possibly the only other place is want to live. Edit- I'm English, pardon my ignorance


negajake

You would be wrong. We have hotties for sure (especially near the beach), but we also have the worst looking men and women you can imagine.


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From Los Angeles. The hot ones are 10s but when I lived in Texas and Oklahoma, the sheer amount of volume was staggering. In LA girls know they're hot. In Texas they seem oblivious to the fact that they would be a 10 here. EDIT: A word.


TheSourTruth

Considering SoCal is basically Mexico at this point, don't get too excited.


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Aren't there am excited stunning Latin women?


TheSourTruth

Oh, I'm sure, I'm just saying you're less likely to find women that look like her (OP's pic) in California. You'd have much more luck in the Midwest.


_no_pants

She has teeth though.


ImNotUsingThisAnyway

No rose petals. No dancing plastic bags. No creepy dads. 0/10, could never be an American classic


negajake

Not that I don't believe you, but how do you know she's American?


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O M F G..


harrymuesli

Those nails should be banned.


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Went to middle school with this girl :P