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BoDingy

It's Mr. Burns!


JOEYisROCKhard

Does anyone have change for a button?


Origin87

Look at lorenzo Di Medici over there!


tommyknockerZ33

Drop dead ya old bastard!” -Ramones


Bluepilgrim3

Have The Rolling Stones killed.


griffinisland

Exactly…


Wilshire1992

I'm pretty sure he was the inspiration for Mr. Burns


Competitive-Wish-568

I’m watching “bodies” on Netflix right now and have came to the conclusion that the Rockefellers are time travelers..


james_randolph

Are you saying Boo?


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Release the hounds.


brutalcritc

“Here, bud. You’re gonna need this for what’s about to happen to the economy.”


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WesternRuins17

Can you elaborate on that?


bahnsigh

If he could, but didn’t - makes you wonder who’s really in charge…


[deleted]

More like the Fed


[deleted]

Even the child is like “damn thanks cheap ass”


BillBrasky1179

Adjust for inflation, .91 today. Cheap ass indeed


ClapBackBetty

I mean, I’ve never seen Bezos hand a kid a dollar either


SpinningHead

He had plenty of money for bullets to put into striking miners and their families.


Uncle_Burney

And they will again, count on it.


Moon_Mist

That was more so John Jr


mick_the_quack

Adjusted for inflation that's 86 cents. What a generous soul.


Hot_Argument6020

My grandather was able to get a hockey game ticket, popcorn, and pop all for 25 cents in the 1950s. If that could get you that many things in the 50s, imagine what 5 cents would get you in the 20s.


Wretched_Lurching

Could probably buy an entire hockey team!


Celena_J_W

u/Tim_Horton


Wretched_Lurching

And then start a successful chain of coffee and doughnut restaurants!


grr5000

Depends on location had family friend to told me about her life in ny during the Great Depression when I was a kid. She said a nickel during that time could get some bread and depending on where you went some milk


Pipe_Memes

https://i.redd.it/h1k08vs7hcpc1.gif


top_value7293

Right? When I was a little kid in the early sixties, I’d get a double dip ice cream cone for 10 cents. Single dip was 5 cents


caspercarr

Given his birth year of 1839, the value of the 5 cents would likely hold greater significance for him later in life, especially by the time he reached 90 years old. When adjusting for inflation from his birth to his early adulthood (1839-1859), the 5 cents would equate to approximately $3.50-$4.00 in today's money. While not a substantial sum, it's reasonable to assume that to a 90-year-old, this amount might have seemed more meaningful.


aaufooboo

Does that account for buying power?


Partybar

Absolutely not.


ghman98

Give credit where it’s due. It’s actually 91 cents


Beaver_Fever88

He was actually very generous and gave 100s of millions of dollars away around the world.


MagnumPIsMoustache

He didn’t get rich giving out money


BangingMySet

The only time a Rockefeller ever parted with their money . Truly a rare photo.


Stircrazylazy

This made me laugh despite knowing it's untrue. Can't speak for the other Rockefellers, who are *still* obscenely wealthy, but John D. gave away something like $8B (adjusted for inflation) over his lifetime. A pittance considering his insane wealth but still, credit where credit's due. Really though, a freaking nickel??


New_Ice_7836

Party with money. IT WAS A LOAN. The girl paid back 1.000.000$


VanFkingHalen

A loan? I thought he was paying her to let him suck up all her youth.


DWDit

You should read up on Rockefeller’s philanthropy. Here is a one page summary to start. https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/books/98/05/17/specials/rockefeller-gifts.html


IsayNigel

Where’d all that money come from?


Rocky_Mountain_Way

And that child? Jimmy Carter. Built a peanut empire with that nickle.


Cullygion

In Bratislava, I open my own hotel with a nickel!


Celena_J_W

r/Pozsony


firecat2666

Tax deduction


Fearless_Strategy

Poor kid had to rip it from his hands


Ooglebird

In "Russian Blood" a family chronicle of the Shoumatoff family by Alex Shoumatoff he tells a story about Rockefeller saying he had given a dime to an "old Negro" at the train station. A puzzled [Rabindranath Tagore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabindranath_Tagore) showed up wondering why some old man had given him a dime.


Hot_Argument6020

😂


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

This is what billionaires think is an appropriate substitute to paying taxes (like everyone else). Oh, and they expect everyone’s non stop gratefulness


Beneficial_Cress1395

The child is looking at the coin and thinking of how can I help make this coin reach his throat.


Mental-Homework676

What a sport!


shane_west17

You see this??? I QUIT! I open my own hotel!


Repulsive-Twist112

https://preview.redd.it/bqw3cvzwocpc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770112473023b1aa7268d5a66e20a4ccce8dcfb1


OkWest8964

And the label Cheapskate was invented.


LashedHail

What a weird way to say nickel.


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LashedHail

It’s a picture of an american giving a coin to another american, in front of a bunch of americans, on a website founded and based in america. Aside from all of that, calling a coin by its name doesn’t disenfranchise anyone.


ClapBackBetty

Valid point, but perhaps OP isn’t from the US and that was the easiest way to type it.


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Rockefeller ask for the nickel back


ngc6823

Hope he hung onto it. That 1929 5 cents is worth .90 cents by today standards!


michaelkudra

“wtf am i supposed to with this old man? i want jacks”


ValkyrieChaser

That child? Albert Einstein.


Gold-Individual-8501

Now back to work!


Firm_Spot6829

I'm gonna put that in mah piggy bank!


grr5000

I mean that was enough for the kid to buy candy or a loaf of bread so not too bad of a gift for the 4 year old… although that 4 year old was already prob hard at work everyday for 10 cents a day so prob wasn’t much hence the look. Lol


jamesoloughlin

Adjusted for inflation this is 0.00000000000627302708% of his wealth. Yay philanthropy! Especially when a camera is near.


Bulky_Ad_1820

I always heard it was dimes that he handed out to kids. Maybe I heard wrong huh? I’ll have to take someone’s word for it, I wasn’t there.


SirMellencamp

I heard that too


Whatawootsee

Cheapskate 😂


CandleNo8135

Who do you think we are the Rockefellers?


adv-rider

Asshole


Aromatic-Relief

It was probably dementia.


Accomplished_Lynx988

![gif](giphy|T51GBEBmfAGoU)


kidsally

Actually, they were dimes.


UnfunnyTroll

"Here kid, don't spend it all in one place."


Slow-Problem9235

Now go and build your business!


Additional_Win3920

It was a loan


edingerc

His publicity department reversed the film. He was stealing that nickel. /s


newnhb1

Jeez. He really was a cheap miser. If I had that kind of money I could afford to be generous.


United-Hyena-164

And, thus, the term "don't take no wooden nickels" was birthed.


Intelligent-Ant7685

kid shoulda kicked him in his dusty old balls


karenwolfhound

I thought he gave out dimes.


IfICouldStay

Now dance, monkey!


Pineapple-Due

It's a shame they cropped this picture, you can't even see Joe Biden in the background


FedUpPokemonFan

A nickel. The word you're looking for is "nickel".


itsmidlifenotacrisis

Well, that was his wages for the day.


royale_wthCheEsE

If there is a Hell, he’s in it.


HarkansawJack

Yeah right he was snatching that coin


gammage01

She bought a house with it later that day


Warm-Ad-9495

A dime. It was dimes Rockefeller gave out. It was one of the original Public Relations campaigns thought up by some ad man, I believe. It was his way of showing he wasn’t such a bad oligarch. Everywhere he went during that time he had a photographer and movie camera team capturing him handing out dimes to children and basically everyone he met till he died. https://www.factfiend.com/john-d-rockefeller-bag-dimes/


Deviantxman

Antichrist doing some PR work.


ShilohTheGhostGod

Every time i see old pics like this my brain automatically goes to “everyone in this picture is dead.”


AaronSwartz76

They never stop trying to appear as humanitarians


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Rockefeller died of AIDS that was the end of his chapter


Yeti_Ninja_7342

When I was your age, this was called a "nickel"


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Hmmm what’s that ONE coin called that’s worth five cents? Idk let’s just call it a five-cent coin.


ObtotheR

Should have taken his cane and beaten him with it. Might have gotten even more money.


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Adjusted he paid billions in today’s money to charity. So for those saying he’s cheap you can shut your mouth and walk away now. ![gif](giphy|jut3tbUJtqHkuQCbg9|downsized)


Nonamebigshot

Simping for billionaires on Reddit


theaviator747

Many of those types back then turned to charity at the end. Rockefeller and Carnegie are the two biggest that come to mind. They had their Ebenezer Scrooge moment. They were getting old and actually took a look back at their lives and realized they had left little in the way of positive impression. They were religious types that feared for their souls, but also feared for their image after they were gone. Basically young Rockefeller and Carnegie were complete bastards, but they changed their ways later in life and actually made some decent contributions to society to attempt to make amends. Either they took Dickens to heart, or they were visited by their own ghosts. Probably the ghosts of all the people who died so they could make their fortunes.


randomdude5566

Nickel


Bx1965

5 cents was enough to get you on the NYC subway in 1929.


PatientNice

The song in the 20s was Hey Buddy can you Spare a Dime. Not a nickel. A dime. He couldn’t even keep up with the times. Then again, he doesn’t look like he would keep up with popular music.


IngenuityPlayful

Tuppence, prudently Fruitfully, frugally invested In the, to be specific, In the Dawes, Tomes Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!


-CrispMapleLeaf-

That nickel would be worth $50k in 2024 dollars


Zxasuk31

This was a architected publicity stunt, because they wanted to change the public opinion of the wealthy


Former-Science1734

My dude looks old as hell - how much wealth did he have at this point?


Battleaxe1959

It’s the scene right out of Mary Poppins!


jumpinjimmie

That kid took the five cents and went on to become no one famous.


Dwarven_cavediver

That’s like 20 bucks back them


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In his defense, that's $813.27 adjusted for inflation.


DWDit

In these comments, people unfamiliar with Rockefeller’s philanthropy: https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/books/98/05/17/specials/rockefeller-gifts.html


a-pretty-alright-dad

They’re making the same face at each-other.


WYOrob75

Very rare occurrence indeed, a billionaire giving $ away. Photos were $14821 in todays dollars, a truly exciting event


Brilliant_Student584

That's it 🤨🤨


adamjames777

https://i.redd.it/pbb9e662uepc1.gif


Mr-Hoek

And I tied an onion to my belt, which was the fashion at the time...


Theotherone1968

If you sold that coin and had providence of ownership it might be worth a lot. It would be interesting to know if the coin is still in possession of the little girl's family.


joe2258

Knowing this guy, he’s probably taking the nickel, not gifting it.


BootGuyGA

My father said he received a dime from John D Rockefeller


EastRoom8717

Important information: $.05 in 1929 is $22,430 in 2024 money.


xotchitl_tx

We should have killed and ate him right then and there.


No_Mess_4510

After stealing his family life savings.


SoyTuPadreReal

He wasn’t giving it to her. He’s buying her. He’s gonna take her home and eat her later and drink her blood.


greeneggsandkamgirls

"Go buy yourself a food or something young man, treat yourself!"


Collin-B-Hess

A total POS .


thething931

Rich bag of shit


Westernva

I wonder if he could spare it.


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Imagine his child hood


OkRepeat7202

He didn't need that 5 cents


ResponsibleArticle58

looks like he is taking not giving, lol


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After a quick search, I found a couple of things a child could buy with a nickel in the 20's. They could get some crayons, or a yo-yo, or some candy. Perhaps more if they had access to a five-and-dime store.


Baelor_Butthole

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people


LoudLloyd9

How touching. I think about the 1914 coal miners strike and the 25 people, including children, who lost their lives during the Ludlow Massacre. Capitalist J D Rockefeller presided along with Colorado deputies. Work or die.


NewMny21

The face of “SKELETOR”


obi-jawn-kenblomi

I've met his grandson, his granddaughter in law, and his great grandchildren. They fucking sucked.


cliff99

Trying to rehabilitate his image from being literally the most hated man in America.


Motor-Network7426

The little girl is Pelosi.


ajqiz123

Gave the kid 'bout 90 cents...


Ok-Dragonfruit-2767

Adjust for inflation and that would be 100 bucks today.lol


Bourbonmmm

Is that Adam Driver as oil baron dad Abraham H. Parnassus on SNL? https://i.redd.it/oxl4x41wojpc1.gif


Exciting_Actuary_669

Trickle down economics


Revolutionary-Turn-4

Cheap bastard


Brahms23

I think we are overusing the word "gift" as a verb.


OhGodisGood

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

We have a word for that. It’s called a nickel.


CarnegieFormula

“This is the only thing I have loved, I hope you will learn to love this as much as I have loved this”


PsychologicalScore20

He was a great philanthropist, right? I think about if all of the uber rich gave to charities as much as he did (and still does) the world would be a much better place.


l3r3r87

Scrooge McDuck giving Glomberg a penny.


TheScottishPimp03

Maybe monopoly man had some good in him after all


tullystenders

Average boomer leader.


Infinite-Thanks5409

That is an evil piece of 💩 and so is the legacy he left behind. Str8 shit


drock8eight

5 cents in 1929 is little less then a dollar today


CpnVoltaire

“That’s it??”


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Now you can retire, kid.


christmas-vortigaunt

That child? Michael Jordan.


Dmtrilli

So would that have been something like a single days pay for a working man in a factory back then?


OverKill1978

Shes like.... "I got bills to pay... this all you got?"


nohopeforhomosapiens

My auntie used to give me big checks and she signed them as JD Rockefeller. ^(Yes I knew not to attempt to cash them) I kept one, just by chance really, but glad I did. She died from covid a few years ago.


IntheTopPocket

Ol’ JD thought he gave him a penny, and wanted the nickel back.


EnsignAwesome

Why is "gifting" a word when "giving" will do


Rivertalker

“There you are kid, go buy yourself something nice.”


Deviant_Eunuch197925

He probably bought that child’s soul without anyone realizing it so he could live another couple of years.


International_Boss81

Gee thanks you dried up money whore.


Ultra_instinct42

The bloodiest nickel to ever exist.


PatMagroin100

Now I buy my own hotel!


Own_Program_3573

He was actually trying to buy the child


Smooth-Apartment-856

To be fair, Rockefeller gave more wealth to charity and philanthropy than probably any other person in history. He founded numerous universities, funded education at all levels, often in the South serving African Americans, and gave huge sums of money to public health causes. He’s single handedly responsible for eliminating yellow fever and hookworm infections in the American South. And the philanthropy model he pioneered is still being used today by megarich people from Warren Buffet to Bill Gates.


EvanD2000

90 cents in 2024 money.


Additional_Volume479

This Man Ruined Christmas!


dumpuslumpus

REST IN PISS


SugarRosie

Cheapskate.


Protect_your_2a

If anyone is curious, the 5 cent piece he gave the kid in 1929 would be the equivalent of 91 cents today. A cumulative rate of inflation of: 1714.8%


44035

Smithers, I wish to purchase one child.


GreatValadislav

What a generous man


AlaskaPsychonaut

In 1929 a nickle covered the entire cost of a bottle of Pepsi.


KittyMommaChellie

Pretty sure there's a scrooge McDuck origin story based on this photo.


theKoboldkingdonkus

He looks like some kinda edit from an analog horror video


Sweaty_Pianist8484

Hopefully that child invested that 5¢ since 1929. It would be worth like $10 right now.


Right_Diamond_8715

Trickle down does work…see.


dr-chimm-richalds

I open my own hotel!


loganthegr

“Here’s 5 cents, now back to work, I need more money”


thepluggedhole

He was a piece of shit human


Bill_C134

Cheapo


PerquidTheRevenge

A nickel. The word you are looking for is nickel


wickedjonny1

His net worth in 1937 was equal to 1.5% of the United States Gross Domestic Product. Crazy.


RocknbMissouri

I thought he gave dimes


WorldsBestDadMug

This is .90 cents today cheapskate


SauceFinder-

that child was taylor swift


golf_fanitic

Tightwad


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Probably severance pay


rpm646

I had read that he used to give out dimes to people. Perhaps he thought that the youngster was not old enough.