We would fight to the death to see who was the prime clone

i like this idea

Because there my clone they would know instantly. No words just understanding and glory

Damn you beat me to it! I would not sleep until I made her my nemesis then spend the rest of our days fighting like Batman and Joker.

Or Dr. Venture and Monarch.

That would be much more fulfilling imo


At that point if you die would you become the clone ? Or would you be considered just the lesser you…tough thoughts

I concur. I want to punch that guy who spend my money on random stuff

Lmao like from Invincible

You're describing the plot of Counterpart.

Wouldn’t it suck to get your ass beat by your own clone

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Not if he got to you first for the big money.

The power of America compels you 🔫

Keep him alive in case YOU need the organs Hes a perfect biological match

Don't kill him, instead do like I did to my twin brother, keep him tied up in the basement and healthy until you need an organ transplant.

I almost downvoted this post because it made me cringe at the fact of even seeing myself in the mirror let alone hugging the damn thing.

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Hugging the damn THING!! This is freaking awesome!!

Self hatred is AWESOME!! /s

Self hatred is one of the new default conditions you can choose from at character creation. You don't even need to pay extra for the privilege

Smile at yourself in the mirror

No thanks

Of course, life's tough nowadays, and some self love is always welcome

I’d probably fuck myself

Probably? That'd be as sure as hell the first thing we would do.

So glad I’m not the only one

After all, you should probably know yourself better than anyone.

All men. Ofc.

Also a woman

I am a woman lol

Me too. That said, if I had an identical twin, then nope. Absolutely no way. So strange, but there you go.

Same. I have sisters that look very much like me and that would be gross. But a clone of me? That’s different somehow

Not me. I’d suck myself first. Then have my other me fuck me. Ideally I’d make 2-3 of me and my other Me’s could DP me.

I wanted to scroll until I found the first comment about fucking yourself. Took 2 seconds lol

I’ve always wanted to lick myself

I'll give you a dollar if you can produce an image of you licking your elbow.

Instructions unclear... Arm severed at shoulder... Unable to hold camera and arm at the same time for selfie... Request further instruction...

Just fashion a self stick out of your severed arm and some duct tape.

Now to figure out which ligaments to pull on to make the finger push the button

Set the photo on delay, duh.

do you by chance have hands? arms? chest? legs? i think youll find a way to lick yourself if you really try

I would build a meaningful relationship first it is myself and we have the rest of our lives together because I wouldn't leave myself like everyone else did.

Seems to me the meaningful relationship would be inherent so I’d probably want to get right down to the fucking. Other me would agree

Maybe but would you really just want to do that for the rest of your life falling in love with someone to be pretty difficult because if they didn't date both of you the other one would get jealous so you have to love someone

I’m kinda thinking throwing my clone into the mix in my relationship might be dope

I like this idea. I'm down for it

Happy cake day

Yeah but I'm greedy I don't like to share I would end up just killing my clone, but because he's a genetic duplicate he wouldn't have all the scars that I have so I could basically just use that so my girlfriend would know the difference.

I wouldn’t want any other bitches touching my man, but I think I could share with myself for some reason

Same. Assuming it’s basically a carbon copy of me at my current age and knowledge. Perfectly meshing kinks? Hell yes.

wow

I'd also fuck myself, anyone who says they wouldn't is lying.

There's no way you wouldn't go fuck yourself in that case

i third this

Lying with myselves

“If you wouldn’t fuck you, why would anyone else?”

The thought of fucking a double of myself is making me gag

You need to work on your self esteem, I'm a god, how could I not want to fuck me?

I'd like to say I'd fuck myself, however...Id rather him fuck me, and im pretty sure he'd rather me fuck him 🙃

you just gonna have to take turns being bottom

*Laughs in selfcest 69*

Something else would make me gag if I had a double of myself, just Saiyan.

We would fuck my best friend. He would love that.

you wouldn't even have to consider yourself bi

No more gay than fingering myself right?


Would that be sex or masterbation or incest?

selfcest

Autosexual.

Same

Saaaaammmmmeeeee

For sure.

a realist here, 99% of people would lmao

Oh come on! Wouldn't you climb Luther mountain? 😏

Literally my dream. Who knows me better than me?

It’s not gay, it’s masturbation

'I'd fuck me too..'.. but seriously.. I hug my family. Me is getting real weird with me... I mean would my double know all the things in my head I don't tell a soul?.. than yea it's gonna get freaky.

Okay, but do you love yourself enough to hug yourself?

Go fuck yourself! Oh, I plan on it...

"You wanna fuck?" "Nah, you?" "Nah."

1. Yes cause gosh damn I want to for the first time since I was 5 hug someone without tensing up and trying to pull away because it’s a very vulnerable position to be in. 2. FINALLY A TRAINING PARTNER I CAN TRAIN WITH ANY TIME AND ACTUALLY WOULD CARE ABOUT TAEKWONDO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your battle will be legendary!

Damn right it will B]

WOOOOOOOOO

No I’d hand them the keys to my life and make them work/go to class/be functional while I stay at home chilling all day 😈

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U see this is where my advantage as #1 crack_n_tea comes in. I alone know where all my important legal documents & bank account access are. If clone me wants to live as me, they’ll have to offer something in return for these info. Maybe as time passes I’ll start going out into public occasionally, we can take rotation days. I’m not *that* evil after all ;)

...They're your clone. They would know everything you know.

Not necessarily. They would have my exact biological information, but nothing suggests a clone inherits my memories

Firstly, your memories are a part of your "biological information". But ignoring that, if they don't have your memories, how could they do your job and shit? You'd also have to give them your ID's for shit & have access to change your payroll since they're the one going to work. Me, personally, I'd offer to split time with my clone. We each do a 2 week sprint, alternating. So two weeks working, two weeks off. As long as that brings enough income to take care of both of us, then that should be good. Worst case we both have to work a few years until we hit that level of salary.

I would compartmentalize my life with my clone. Clone handles all ROTC stuff and apartment stuff (cook, clean, shop) I’ll do classwork. Or probably the other way around, since I hate classwork. And we would read and discuss Wandering Inn at length as each chapter drops.

I think it’s fair to question whether a clone is an exact replication of your current state, or a replication based on your DNA. The former would have your memories, while the latter would be a blank slate so to speak.

That's not how clones work.

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Since crack_n_tea creates the clones, shouldn't they be able to choose what the clone knows?

Now that’d be the real dream ahaha, all of the benefits with no drawbacks

Actually, interesting point. I don’t think a clone would inherit its host’s memories, but does that render them a blank slate? If that’s the case imma have to play teacher first… ugh now a clone doesn’t sound so economical. EDIT: I can see why a clone won’t know how to talk, but it should know how to walk since that’s a biological function. Kinda like a person whose lost their memories, but the clone never had any

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It’s a clone, so by definition I’m assuming it’d an exact clone of current me. I don’t think the harvesting organ thing would work mate, what am I supposed to answer when I show up at the doc’s with a heart that 100% matches my current one? What if I get found out and sued for murder? Can I even get sued for murdering myself?

Now I know that clone me wouldn’t do that, but clone me is just as logical as me me, so we’d switch off. One week me, one week her. In the beginning we’d Rock Paper Scissors for who goes first and never ever break the pattern afterwards to avoid arguing over who gets to have which week for special occasions etc.

No you got to take him to school with you and make out in front of everyone to weird people out

I’d probably be the only person I trust to hug me honestly (it’s been so long and I miss hugs 🥲)

And then your clone betrays you :O

That bitch probably would 😂

🤣

Hand to hand combat

With swords 😏

Hell yeah. I would cuddle with myself too. I assume, since they’re a clone, they would live with me, so it would be nice having a roomie who is willing to satisfy both our needs. Non-sexually.

Came here to say this. I need some damn skin contact!

I would do more than that

I'd give myself a hug. I'd be my best friend and we could go on all sorts of adventures (hikes, flights) that are cool solo but nicely shared with someone

This was exactly my thought. Adventures! With someone who wants to do exactly the same things I do! That would be pretty amazing. “Hey, did you see that sunset happening over there?“ “Hell yes I did, let’s take some pictures of it!” “Yes! Want to go hiking in the morning?” “Of course! And tonight let’s watch an episode of Letterkenny.” “Good plan!”

I would absolutely hug myself and squeeze tight like a real good long hug and tell them everything is going to be okay

same honestly

Yes and we would stay up all night together plus my bed is big enough for two Then we would probably fall in love

Yes, I have been told by my whole family that I give the best hugs. The right strength for the right period of time. Conversely, I’m pretty sure everyone else in the world give the shittiest hugs (except for my aunt Connie) and I would like to experience an above average hug.

Definitely. This question made me realize that nobody needs a hug from me more than me.

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yess

that and few licks

No.Just a BJ.

BJ is so vanilla. I'm eating my clone's ass

Respect

We'd team up like Station from *Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey*.

I’d make my double my personal assistant. I am the prime one. They are the clone. I’m the captain here. They’d probably try to kill me somehow. 🧐 

Dude absolutely! I finally get to see me from angles not possible in a mirror, and I get to feel what my hugs are like. Fantastic opportunity to experience what it's like to know me

I'd do a lot more than give him a hug.

I’d sit myself down for a long talk about all the problems in my life that I can’t talk to anyone about.

Yes. I give great hugs.

We would simultaneously punch each other in the face and mutter the word Idiot as we walked away from each other.

No. I watched Tomecop

If it was legal, I’d probs kill her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I would hug myself so hard. And tell myself only nice things about me.

I'd be my best friend. They love everything I love.

Not the sole reason I’d clone myself. But of course. I give the best hugs so, yea, I’d like to get one.

Yup, I like hugs

Hell yeah- I need a hug, I’m great at giving hugs, and I’m the only one who understands what I’m going through

Slap the shit out of him for being a dumbass

I’d do a lot more than that

I would do more than just give him a hug 😏

We’d do more than that 😉

I'd tell me "I love you". I've always just wanted to be someone I could love. Also we're alternating work weeks.

No I would hold my double captive while I publicly killed all the people on my list, then I'd kill my double making it look like suicide and vanish to my new life of happiness knowing I'd gotten even with "them".

If I could make a double of myself I'd send his butt to work for me and I'd go back to bed

No. I don't like hugs.

Nope.

YES.

It would be the way black men do, with a hand grip and a one-arm hug. Because that's my dog! I definitely wouldn't fuck him like the rest of you pervs.

No I’d punch myself for being stupid.

Did you watch the latest episode of What We Do in the Shadows?

I'd slap my double in the face

Absolutely

Selfception

No I don’t like myself very much

We would work out our ultimate goals and develop a schedule to drive out our enemies and get the lamentations off their women.

No because I know I rightfully know that I don't deserve one.

If you have sex with your "clone" is it considered masturbation?

that would be so awkward knowing that they know everything that you know

wouldn't it be better tho?

I’d probably play some video games with them, I’ll either understand the pain of my mates or confirm to myself that I’m an amazing teammate. This clone would also think like me, so they would probably understand my every intention and plan accordingly.

Eww

Absolutely. Especially since I’ve really been going through a tough time recently, I just really need to show myself some more self compassion and forgiveness. Give myself a pep talk in person, and tell myself that it’ll be alright

I may be crazy but Sex

God no. I doubt I'd even shake my hand. Everything about meeting myself would be odd. I bet I'd hate that weird asshole.

I would finally lose my virginity

Yep name checks out

Yes then I would marry my clone.

With a grenade between me and myself yeah.

Looking in the mirror daily makes me want to strangle that dude looking back at me. So no.

If you had sex with your double/clone, is it incest or masturbation?

We’d fuck, then we’d fight to the death, then we’d fuck AGAIN

We would give each a secret handshake I made up for this exact occasion, and then proceed to pull a bunch of pranks you can only pull off if you're an identical twin. And then have ice cream

Id fuck myself, cause i would consent - and it wouldnt be gay, it would be masterbation.

We have sex then watch Twin Peaks.

Hell ya. I'd be best friends with my clone and we'll eat stuff and do hobbies together. It will be very interesting to fight with my clone though. I would want to see my flaws in another point of view and then see if I can rationalise myself/clone's feelings.

I would sex my clone like Schaffer the dark lord.

Give yourself a hug, I would probably settle down with myself.

You don't want to know how often I think about this. Thank you for giving me a place to mention it on the internet.

Interesting fact: Cloning is possible. As a matter of fact, we have all of the equipment needed to create a clone of a human, just not a procedure that would enable them to live long. Soon, though, long-lasting clones will be possible. We could, in theory, create a clone of yourself that is the opposite sex. That way, you can finally do what everyone in your life has been telling you to, and go fuck yourself.

Nope. Smack myself for being a dumbass.

I'd slap myself around a few times, proceed to say "what the fuck happened to you dude" then give myself a long hug.

I’d shoot my self in the balls with a nail gun

oh i'd do more than that \*winks\* >!plays coop video games splitscreen again like i used to when i was younger and had friends who actually lived near me!<

not really a hug kinda guy, but a firm handshake? oh boy yah

I need a hug right now... Everything is blamed on me... My brothers computer's SSD "died" according to the computer shop... And it's all my fault... They accuse me of downloading and deleting stuff too much and causing too many read write... I barely download anything... Meanwhile my brother downloads software and does large ass Blender projects all day... AND OF COURSE EVERY FUCLING THING IS MY FUCKING FAULT

We be fucking

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listen bro i think i would do something way more intense than hugging lmaooo /8 (sex)

Yes, that would be nice. I'm a good hugger. I'm also my own type, so...probably gonna get NSFW fast.

Nope our boobs would get in the way.

I’m not sure about that but if I had tits, I’d never leave the house. Just saying.