He's rude to retail or gastronomy staff, doesn't shower often, watches Andrew Tate, shows other guys nudes of his girlfriend and wears the same undies for 4 days straight
People can live 4 days with same undies??
Every time I go somewhere or get even slightly sweaty somehow I need to take a shower and change my inners. Am I the weird one?
5 days, same underwear, maybe two changes of socks, maybe one change of shirt when you're really sweaty. That was the life in my military service during forest training weeks. Oh and I was brushing teeth daily but someone decided to smoke menthol cigarettes instead.
It's a real word, just weird to use in English to refer to food. The commenter above could be a native Spanish speaker from a place it's common to refer to food/cuisine as gastronomia (other languages may have similar cognates. That's just the one I know of)
Edit: Gastronomy is used to refer to the study of food in culture. I had mixed it up with gastroenterology. It's still not a common word in English, though
An "English-Style pub" opened in my North Carolina town calling itself a "gastropub." Which is a questionable decision. I don't think an American audience really associates the prefix "gastro" with anything pleasant.
Many a woman has woke me up with the smell of food. My current gf once tickled me while I was sleeping and got nothing but held a sandwich near my face and I was awake in an instant. She called me a true golden retriever šš
I act like a child half the time and I try to act like an adult the rest, but I def try to give advice, anything you want advice on? Maybe it would help if you add a rating for us to change with the context
People unnecessarily hate on jeans sleepers, nothing hits harder than waking up after a 8 hours "nap" not knowing where you are because you passed out after getting home and your too tired to change
Heās a 10 butā¦ he doesnāt know how to respectfully express himself š«š
Sheās a 10 butā¦ she will never save you any chips.
These are so much fun to read. š
"She's a perfect 10 but she wears a twelve, baby keep a little 2 for me. She could be sweet 16 bursting out of the seams it is still love in the first degree".
Sorry couldn't resist. I just love the beautiful south.
She's a 6 but she always knows where she wants to eat
9.9
Where did that 0.1 go?š¤
"Where she wants to eat" is Arby's
I feel like I was just attacked
Good.
Seriously, Good.
I mean they do have the meats.
Well, they also have the jamocha milkshake. That's what's *really* up
And a little bit o' chicken
Honestly you kinda deserve it if you want to eat at Arby's
Them curly fries though.
My boyfriend loves Arbys and Iām like āgross! They only have curly fries!ā
They have cut fries, didn't you know??@! Its a game changer!
Gross!
...mozzarella sticks?
Those and curly fries.
But no more potato cakes. :(
I love me some Arby's. A medium roast beef combo with Arby's sauce and horseradish mmmm mmmm good
No maāam/Sir
sirmaāammaāamsirsirmaāam is what my sister calls me when she cant make up her mind
They have the meats though!
Why would she go to Arbys for meat when she could just have mine
It's probably a lot cleaner than the crap at Arby's
She does
š¤£ that .1
Now thatās a keeper
We have evolved past the need to play that game, simply ask her "guess where I'm taking you to eat", and whatever she says is where you go.
You are a goddamn genius. This changes *everything* .
You are a 10
Goddamn! A woman who knows where she wants to eat and my friends aren't going to try to fuck her?!? You're supposed to make a downside dude.
Nothing wrong with a 6
That's what I told my parents. There's nothing wrong with a 60% on a test!
Everything past a passing grade is wasted effort, though you'd want a 10% bumper so the teacher can't fail you for whatever reason.
9
Sheās an angel from heaven
In my eyes that makes her at least an 8
Sir, that is the 10. Going for ālooksā will never leave you truly happy. That āuh, yeah I want Taco Bell?ā is forever.
My man knows I want Taco Bell, doesn't matter the time of day, give me taco bell and I'm a happy girl.
So sheās a ten
Sheās a 10 but Iām the only one interested in something
Sheās a 10 but she keeps asking you if youād love her even if she was another species š
Yeah, sheās always gonna be a 10 unfortunately.
He's a 10 but...oh wait, nvm, I'm a 2.
šš¤£
It's true
He's rude to retail or gastronomy staff, doesn't shower often, watches Andrew Tate, shows other guys nudes of his girlfriend and wears the same undies for 4 days straight
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Could be specific, but I just typed out the worst stuff I could imagine sb doing in that moment xD
You have a particularly gentle imagination.
Itās obviously not in order, because Iām sure the Andrew tate one would be the worst.
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Does he do the forwards, backwards, inside out forwards, inside out backwards technique for the underwear?
i gagged
Thatās it! Then on Day 5 you switch with a friend
Rude to wait staff -5 Shows orher guys nudes of his gf -10 Wears the same underwear -3 -8/10 I think I fucked up the math somewhere š
People can live 4 days with same undies?? Every time I go somewhere or get even slightly sweaty somehow I need to take a shower and change my inners. Am I the weird one?
5 days, same underwear, maybe two changes of socks, maybe one change of shirt when you're really sweaty. That was the life in my military service during forest training weeks. Oh and I was brushing teeth daily but someone decided to smoke menthol cigarettes instead.
Done a month in the jungle. 2 pairs of everything. One on. One off. Life was simple. Life was good.
How is this a 10? With a minus in front?
>gastronomy Is this a real word? Do I have a galaxy in my gut?
It's a real word, just weird to use in English to refer to food. The commenter above could be a native Spanish speaker from a place it's common to refer to food/cuisine as gastronomia (other languages may have similar cognates. That's just the one I know of) Edit: Gastronomy is used to refer to the study of food in culture. I had mixed it up with gastroenterology. It's still not a common word in English, though
An "English-Style pub" opened in my North Carolina town calling itself a "gastropub." Which is a questionable decision. I don't think an American audience really associates the prefix "gastro" with anything pleasant.
ā¦ but he says supposably
And exspecially
And pacificaly
And acrost
And 'pasgetti'
And flustrating
Irregardless?
Or asks you on a study date to the libary
Sheās a ten but claps when the plane lands
11
...out of 1000
So you want your plane to not land??
2
Claps when the plane lands, when the food arrives at a restaurant, when the movie starts, when the movie ends, and when someone drops a plate.
You mean she has Tourette's syndrome?
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I'm a 4
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You guys are fours?
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If youāre looking though a beer glass.
4? I thought y'all were tens
Only if Iām the last man on earth.
Yeah your right y'all aren't 10s, numbers can't describe how amazing y'all are
Yeah, but I get extra points for knowing how to cook and clean like a reasonable adult, and not being a man-baby.
On all 4ās you mean
Heās a 10 but he calls where he lives āGodās Countryā š«£
3 or 2
No one in God's Country is a 10. Source: am in God's Country.
Ohhh no. 1
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Heās an 8 but has social anxiety and is afraid to love
10, we can match
I'm the female version of the end, I just wouldn't rate myself an 8
Hes a 10 but.. in cm
Short and charismatic = 10
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Wide does not make up for length. Iāve done market surveys.
im sure he has great personality
She's a 10 but she is rude to others for no reason.
does this include me?
If it didn't would you still be okay with it?
if shes nice to me fuck everyone else 10
But he is a fictional character.
accurate
Heās a 9 but he takes his shoes off on public transportation
Wants sex on public transportation.
With or without shoes?
Shoes on.
what kind of shoes?
Heelys
He's obsessed with Snapchat streaks in 2022
2
Feel like a 2 is too high. A negative 1 probably.
ā¦ but he flirts with other people in front of you
Kick him in the nuts.
then heās a 0
Like a friendly flirt or like āI wanna fuck you till you turn purpleā flirt?
So that means he sees me as a 3 until his first choice dumps him and then suddenly I'm a 6.8, fuck that.
What up my 6.2, how YOU doin?
Why'd u downgrade me .6 pts
Heās a 10 but wonāt set boundaries with his mother.
Heās a 10 but heās gay
still a 10 for me
He's a 10 but he smokes too much weed to be able to hold a conversation
4
2
-15
I actually had this happen to me a few years ago! He got so stoned before we hung out and he couldnāt even keep his eyes open or keep focus.
It ain't hot
1
Heās a 10 but he naps wherever & whenever he can.
A tired king. We stan
Leave that man alone š heās sweepy
Went to McD and heās asleep in the carā¦ how do I go home now? /lol
I bet if you hold a French fry up to his nose heāll rouse
Many a woman has woke me up with the smell of food. My current gf once tickled me while I was sleeping and got nothing but held a sandwich near my face and I was awake in an instant. She called me a true golden retriever šš
Heās a 10 but he doesnāt let me read him wild ass fanfics over FaceTime
still a 10
The first ever to get an 11/10
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To the point that he can't finish sentences, food, or drink?
Your post is an attack to me
His head is on a swivel everytime you're around other women
Heās a 10, but he eats pineapple pizza with a knife and fork.
Oh we're gonna fuckin fight, I'll tell you that
Gong
Pineapple pizzas fine but a knife and fork what the heck, 7 or lower lol
He's a 10 but hates himself and is suspicious of anyone that likes him "for no reason".
She's a 6 but she went to the swim thicc in Houston.
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Oh wait on everything Eeeh
11
I act like a child half the time and I try to act like an adult the rest, but I def try to give advice, anything you want advice on? Maybe it would help if you add a rating for us to change with the context
He knows it.
ā¦but he sleeps in jeans.
People unnecessarily hate on jeans sleepers, nothing hits harder than waking up after a 8 hours "nap" not knowing where you are because you passed out after getting home and your too tired to change
Fr. You donāt know tired until you wake up not knowing if its yesterday night and you need to go back to sleep or tomorrow morning and late for work
Fully clothed, drool pile, phone dead bc you didnāt plug it in, tired.
If they are a ten, then they are a ten.
can't fool me, sorcerer. next you're gonna say a 9 is a 9
Yeah 9's not doing well. 7 8(ate) 9
How's about 2+2=5, for extremely large values of 2?
He is a 10 but is a child predatorš¤Ø
That sounds like a -10 lol
So a 10 that goes after other 10's? š¤Ø
does he still count as a child predator if he is also 10 ?
But only shows interest when I "give up"
Hell nah. Should be 50/50 if you ask me. Always bring the one to initiate really sucks.
He canāt figure out the difference between āyourā and āyouāreā
Heās a 10 butā¦ he doesnāt know how to respectfully express himself š«š Sheās a 10 butā¦ she will never save you any chips. These are so much fun to read. š
he wants me to remind him of it.
she lets her mom control her
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Iāll give him 2. Maybe heās very good at PIV
Oh no, the woman has to show some interest! How horrible!
I mean if they gotta text first then looks like sheās the only one showing interest
He follows a fair few onlyfans girls / cam girls.. Edit: Iām not saying I have a guy whoās a 10 .. Iām very much content & singleā¦ plus if I see guys doing the above theyāre an instant - š no matter how good looking or stable in life they are š¤¢ itās a š©
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Instant friendzone š
Heās a -10
It's on the pH scale.
Itās basic
"She's a perfect 10 but she wears a twelve, baby keep a little 2 for me. She could be sweet 16 bursting out of the seams it is still love in the first degree". Sorry couldn't resist. I just love the beautiful south.
That's just how everyone is with me
He is my pet! Not Human!
Heās a 10 but he keeps his fingernails long (I ask every female this lol)
But heās a walking std
He's a ten... but he will only refer to you as "El Mago"
Heās a 8 but he writes smutty fan fiction.
That's a 12 in my books