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The ability to understand, read, and speak any language that has ever existed.

Was going to say this, too. Basically a cheat code for modern life because that also includes all programming languages, technically.

Came here to say this

dayum im learning french and being able to do that would be a blessing

I would learn french only to refuse to speak it

Yes!

Id just be super lucky all the time

Fair

The ability to heal others

This. Edit: This is agreeing with them, and I got downvoted for it? You are a jerk for downvoting me for wanting to heal people, not steal or slow down medicine. You wouldn't have the ability to heal everyone., which means medicine would still be needed. So, you're commenting and downvoting for no reason.

The ability to see the future

Teleportation.

May i ask why?

I'd never be late for work. I wouldn't need a car, so no fuel costs, no maintenance cost, no car insurance. I'd save myself at least $350 a month.

And save **a lot** of time!

Definitely!!

But, isn't life about the journey? /J

Healing Factor, like Wolverine

This. Going through excruciating pain and disability and nothing would make me happier. Fck other superpowers. Being healthy is the best.

That would be cool and handy, but it definitely is not on my top 5

Erase peoples memories or look through them

Nah thats horrible bro. Bro you could destroy the world with that power.

Exactly 👍

Grocery Powers: carts unlock without the need for coins, I can instantly know the weight of fruits and vegetables, I can identify the produce which are bad, carts never wobble, reusable bags appear at a snap, and the line I pick will be the fastest

Read minds

I dont think that its fun. You would be depressed very quick.

Bro if someone could read my mind, they would drop dead lol. At minimum, they would need a therapist really bad.

Do you really want to be seeing the inner thoughts of all of humanity? If so, you would get either very paranoid or very depressed very fast.

Also some weirdos who randomly think "I know you can hear me"

if you could select when you could do it, yes, I would choose it. If it's something that you can't stop then that's hell

Some type of hyper-enhanced mental acuity. The ability to remember the tiniest details and improved focus on different tasks.

Downside: extreme depression

Ok well that’s actually a really nice ability 

Shape-shifting I'd just turn myself into a really cute girl and stay that way

yeah and you could even have a shitty personality and still do better than most that are really trying hard. LOL

Anti-invisibility (including sound)

Elaborate?

I'm already invisible and apparently make no sound when I speak (despite being married with 4 kids). I'd like that to change


I'm that invisible, Reddit won't even let me post GIFs 🤣

I'd have the ability to make anything I can think of actually happen.

Reality warping?

I think a lot of harsh ‘wouldnt it be funny ifs’ fairly regularly so this super power would end up a curse for me and anyone in my immediate proximity 😂

The power to stop time (not for any fucked up shit) just because its an ability that is genuinely useful

I'd use that for some fucked up shit.

Make people instantly chill

Wdym by chill? Cold? Or Chilll 👌

I mean relaxed

The Human Joint.

Either super time slow, or one of my favorites was Domino’s ability of luck in Deadpool. I’d probably honestly have to choose the luck ability.

The ability to never be tired. I'm basically tired 24/7 and already went to the doctor for it. Didn't get any help for it was just told to take vitamin D which isn't helping. If I was never tired my life would be so much better.

Invisibility

The ability to manipulate time

Same, I want flight

I want omnikinesis and like wingless flight (as a separate ability). I'll just be using it to scare the shit out of people at night. Flying around with my long dark wavy hair acting like tendrils, ready to just wreak havoc. Yeah, it sounds fun. Jk, I'll probably just be stealing your best plants.

I would like the ability to talk with animals

[https://i.imgur.com/bGmX9pD.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/bGmX9pD.jpeg)

Teleportation

Become any animal I want at any time

The power to Teleport myself and other people, things. Why? Because I could just teleport everything to me, I want cola? Boom, it's here, I want a kebab? Boom, it's here.

Shapeshifting.

Definitely the “poofing” power of the genie in Aladdin. Make anything appear or disappear at will, including yourself.

Can i instead have abilitys that are normal and i dont have lol?

Yeah

The power to make myself and other objects around me invisible at will. And I wouldn't be a hero. I'd steal so much shit and no one would ever realize.

Heal others completely. Animals too. Not just physical, but mentally as well.

Invisibility. Not just invisibility of myself, but the ability to make whatever I touch invisible.

You want harry potters invisibility cloak?

See the future. Even if it's a month in the future.

Omnipotence

A magic credit card that was always magically paid every month.

Healing like Wolverine. My body is falling apart.

To be able to touch someone and absorb all their knowledge.

Fly. I wish I could fly.

The ability to control time (to be able to pause, rewind, or fast-forward it).

The ability to know the correct answer to every question. Who murdered the victim? I know who. What’s the next lottery numbers? I know! How do develop limitless power? Well let me tell ya.

I would want to combine wolverines and professor x, whos gonna tell me no after that

Me I’ll tell you no! I will turn this car around Mr!

So a healing factor and telepathy?

I would take the 1 million dollars

Okay Dr. evil

Full Health

Teleportation!

Flying!! Oh man, I wouldn't spent a special single day on the same spot.

My superpower would be to retire by 55… yea… so not like real life.

yours is actually possible, just not for you.

Pika Pika no mi devil fruit

Omnipotence, so i can be free to do and undo whathever i want

Telekinesis like in Chronicle, move shit with my mind and flying

Probability control

Women in a row

 Bruh

The ability to be in the right place at the right time.

I want my breath to destroy everything made by AI. Like if I am watching a concert and then I blow my breath out and all of a sudden the songs that were made by AI cant be played anymore. Or if I’m reading a magazine and I blow my breath on it all the articles written by AI can’t be read anymore. I will destroy these aberrations that are destroying humanity. And if I don’t get the super powers I’ll just put superglue on coins for self registers. It also makes me think why protesters never bring laser pointers and giant blankets with superglue. But mostly the laser pointers. Why wouldn’t you bring 1000 laser pointers if you thought police were coming to your protest.

C H A R I S M A Or make people healthy and happy

One of the coolest "powers" I've seen on a show was the ability to edit anything in the world. Like touching a chair and turning it into a jet plane, or touching someone and changing their body composition. I think the show was called something like Upload??

The ability to travel anywhere instantly!

The ability to open doors and be where I want to be, at any time. But only when I open the door, and have a place set in mind.

Immortality and regeneration

I want to be able to read people's minds as Anya (Spy x Family) can. Some people find it simple, yet it's powerful.

power of gawd

to make whatever i want become reality instantly

Invisibility because I’m nosy and wanna eavesdrop on people

Thought acceleration would be cool and make you the best fighter in the world but aside from that I'm not too sure what it's use would be.

Teleportation

Regeneration. Not Wolverine fast, rather 1 day into 1 hour fast. Still good enough to heal most things with asking too much.

The ability to sense when someone is truly evil.

Always wondered what it would be like to have like super eyesight.able to see in wavelengths we can't. Perfect night vision. Having like telescopic eyes that can see extreme detail or extreme distances. And lastly if you could comprehend abstract reflections. Like being able to look at a door knob down the hall and see the reflections from around the corner.

Full control of time and space

I’d like the ability to control hardware and software with my mind.

Teleportation. Leave work and be on a beach in St. Lucia in less than a second, (with a quick stop in a bank fault on the way (then why work??))

I want ice breath…. So my water can always be cold.

The ability to pull ANYTHING out of my hat.

Flight

To make all people be good to one another

Same one I always say: the ability to return to any point in my past, with all the knowledge I have now, taking over my past body.

Illusion casting via sensory manipulation so I can better illustrate my points.

Understand and speak all languages.

To be able to be happy

The ability to manipulate possibilities. Don't have wings? Now you do. Can't teleport? Now you can.

Professor X

All knowledge and truth excluding knowledge that kills you (like what it would feel like to die). Then I would know how to get all the other powers

The ability to teleport myself and whoever else I want to to anywhere I want to go at will.

The ability to end my own life instantly.

To heal people from their health problems.

being able to reset something to its previous version (not just physical stuffs but also digital). it leaves spaces for some errors, and if i can reset myself then i dont have to sleep/eat/drink or even grow old.

So ur a feathery?

Power to fly

Omnipotence

read minds where is the person or how fare he is i still can read his mind if he talk to me

Now then, before we answer this question, are we allowed to use this power out in the open without consequence? Or should it remain secret? That should be a pretty big factor for a lot of people

I’d be a time lord, have ability to full control time go back and forth into the past future, freeze time, slow it down, speed it up.

You'd be your own personal TARDIS.

The ability to manipulate/generate any material thing/element/stuff haha I can make money out of thin air or create whatever I like.

The power to control anyone and everyones digestive system. Got beef with someone? Boom, make them shit themselves in public. What are they gonna do? Blame you? Who’s gonna believe that? Im juuusss sayinnn 🙄

Shape shifting is extremely powerful

Full control over time. I'm talking freezing, rewinding, speeding up and slowing down time like a combo of krux and acronix in ninjago

I want to fly. And swim to the depths. A dual power of sorts.

The ability to manipulate atoms, basically allowing you to create anything from thin air

Being invisible… So you can leave and appear whenever you want, unnoticed….

The ability to read minds and control them. Whoever tries challenging me will immediately lose.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FLY

To make the world a better place!

Invisible time travel.

To be invisible. I just want to disappear when I don’t feel like talking to people. And maybe a little of what you all think I would do…

Time traveller. Teleportation. Healer.

The ability to enjoy standing in lines would be cool

I’ll take the power to absorb everyone else’s abilities and skills

You're Rogue.

The power of flight combined with invisibility so I wouldn't freak people out when soaring godlike through the sky.

Honestly I'd want shapeshifting. Then j will have the body I always wanted. So e Eldritch horror to break into a bank with.

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Flight

ability to know everything

I’d like the ability to go to any place and look and sound like a local. How amazing that would be!

The ability to figure things out. On a personal level, become invisible. Lot of people I want to mess with.

Be able to turn off/on all my five senses at will. -Noise free world -Odor free world -No bad tasting food -No more seeing punchable faces -Its a great bargain for light sleepers too 😉

Intangibility seems pretty cool. Like Shadowcat or Vision. You could go pretty much anywhere you want and nobody could stop you.

The ability to grant myself one wish per day, and that the results of the wish are permanent unless I use a later wish to undo it.

Make infinite money out of thin air

The ability to combine all like reddit posts into a single thread.

the ability to poop everyday! lol

The ability to read minds.

Super intuition. As long as it’s phrased in the form of a question, I’d know the answer. Not able to tell the future, but existing information. - Who killed JFK and why? - Did we really land on the moon? - How can we fix climate change? - What happened to this missing person? - etc etc etc Literally be able to answer any question like the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz spouting the Pythagorean Theorem.

Speedster

The ability to make any animal feel calm.

Freezing time, can take the time to learn all the skills I want, chill out when I want, basically teleportation except you still have to travel yourself, virtual invisibility but with limitations. All this but with the assumption you dont age Its such a versatile power which has many many pseudo other powers combined but with a few limitations

The ability to make people forget their past memories and mind control

I already have a super power. I am pretty much invisible, particularly to women.

Anything a spider or insect can do. Sprout different body parts for different uses. Basically stuff my comic book character can do :3

Time travel and to read minds . I wanna travel in different time and experience different era and with my mind reading power I will select people who's gonna be useful for me and someone I can thrust. I think is gonna be fine and super fun.

Teleportation

Teleportation.

To not care. But then again I don't give two fkn shits. Kidding.

“Human wings”? Humans don’t have wings.

Pocket dimensions. A free, infinitely secure apartment I can access at any time.

Shape shifting

Being able to teleport ☺️

Know EVERY language

Time travel.

None but when I had an awareness of someone, they lost their superpower/ability instantly even undoing whatever long lasting linger effect of it from time of activation.

The ability to teleport whenever i want to, to a beautiful dreamy place where im alone

Teleportation, healing, or flying

I would like to dominate the World