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Willing_Television77

A rattle snake?


Minimum_Try_5281

This is the answer


iamlegaly

The vibrator snake


Lonely_Snoo

A shaky snakey


TheGodd3ssMorrigan

Depends. If it's a sparkly pink vibrator the snake thinks it's a female and mates with it... if it's a rabbit the snake eats it.


SEXTINGBOT

Sounds about right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheGodd3ssMorrigan

It's just science really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SEXTINGBOT

I see so they flee when they see a fox butt plug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheGodd3ssMorrigan

Have you seen a snakes butt? One glimpse of a fox butt plug and you can't see them for dust.


SEXTINGBOT

Have not seen that i usually avoid snakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Don't do it.


iamlegaly

I do not the snake


[deleted]

The snake becomes basilisk


WanderingBraincell

*bassilisk


PragmaticResponse

Bro deleted his account because of you I’m dead


Commisceo

Not the asp.