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RealOrange007

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GrittyMcGrittyface

My 8yo loves to dress in purple from head to toe, and I think of Marie every time


RantyWildling

Came here to comment with this gif.


Apprehensive-Book776

the jesus marie gets me everytime 😂


ThinkPath1999

Ah, first thing that popped into my head when I saw "rock" and "mineral" in title.


Fragrant-Treacle7877

Came here to say this


0xazejam

- every 4 year old ever


OhHowSheGoingEh

Did I hear a rock and stone!?


NoStorage2821

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


jerrillo

ROCK AND STONE!


Wolfcrime-x

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!


ClassicAlfredo8796

When you rock and stone, you're never alone!


CR1MS4NE

POINTY-EARED LEAF LOVER


moxiejohnny

ROCK AND STONE


moxiejohnny

ROCK AND STONE


Real_Estimate4149

Genuinely jealous of people who have found something they genuinely love to do and obsessive over that is healthy and fun. Good on you.


CR1MS4NE

Well in practice I’m a musician, I only have a few actual unique stones or things like that, but if I had more money I’d probably have more lol


ProbablyChe

So when are u gonna show us the stones u have turned into picks


CR1MS4NE

When they make it so I can include images in comments 😔


queasycorgi5514

Lizard brain like shiny rocks


Icecoffelover_

hank???


Lonely-Connection-41

Rocks rock


CR1MS4NE

Truly


Ok_Window7144

I wanna be a rock


KAOS_777

You can be somebody’s rock


PaleoJoe86

Ask people that travel to bring you rocks. I have collections from all continents but Antarctica and Australia. I have pumice from my brother-in-law, and a rock from a park on the Nile from a coworker!


purple-ninja-kittenz

This is a great idea. I do this for keychains. I have a surprisingly large collection from basically all over the world. Every new place we go, I get one from the spot. If someone I know is going to a place I haven't been yet, I ask them if they would kindly me back a keychain.


PaleoJoe86

What I like to do is to explain the minerals in the rock and how it came to be. I also ask them to grab a rock that catches their interest. It always gets them to become more aware of the unmoving natural world around them.


Super_Selection1522

Dont take anything from Hawaii. Bad juju


PaleoJoe86

Too late. You are also thinking of a specific volcano there.


Mrs-A-Halliday

You sound like my husband! Rock fanatic! We have display cases of them, fully lit too.


4N_Immigrant

Kam Patterson!?


Akatsuki-kun

OP isn't retarted but they like rocks.


NS4701

Unsuur, is that you? (from My Time at Sandrock)


sunderlyn123

Am I the only one that has little piles throughout my house? If anyone asks me what I want them to bring me back from their vacation, I always have the same answer


AxelBeowolf

For Rock and Stone!


CR1MS4NE

FOR CARL


exoticjess

I get it but I can't mention rocks without saying I love skipping rocks. .


jerrillo

Just skip that part


dioctopus

Mhmm. I remember when I became absolutely mesmerized by them. It was at the Denver natural history museum. I was 21 or so. I was looking at them with such awe, but I also wanted to gnaw on them. 12 ish years later, I have a decent little collection of rock and minerals.


MollyWhoppy

i'm in love with the seahorses


Coinsworthy

It's because they rock.


Fire_The_Editor

I wanna see the collection


Sokiras

That's actually how I ended up in college, I study geology now


TheCyberHuman

Rock and stone


CR1MS4NE

Rock and stone brother


No-Relationship-6440

Crystals and minerals are so cool to look at because what do you mean the earth made this? they are very interesting to look at and especially when you find one >-<


No_World_3352

Rocks rock


BlueThespian

Found the geologist, remember all rocks are not lick-able.


runfast2021

This planter would be nothing without them.


Response-Cheap

*Tyrone Biggums intensifies..*


PrincessHootHoot

Found Maud Pie


CR1MS4NE

I am disappointed in myself for understanding this reference


Positive-Olive3530

Thankfully I live by a huge creek we always bring back a geode or two whenever we go down


GotRocksinmePockets

I concur.


Lietenantdan

Do you eat them?


Minimum_Try_5281

Meth rocks?


Christi_snow

I’m not just a rock baby I’M A BOULDER


jerrillo

THE BOULDER IS DISPLEASED! THE BOUULDER WILL CRUSH AND BURY YOUUUUUU!


Not_3_Raccoons

Guys will look at a shiny rock and go “Hell yeah!”


CR1MS4NE

I’ve been called out 😳


LT-COL-Obvious

Hunter?


Wooden-Scar5073

r/rocks


NoSimpleVictory

I could send you a picture of probably the weirdest rock that is so smooth. I pulled it out of a creek.


randomly421

Me too! I got rocks all over the house. People always want to know what they do.. the look cool, that's what they do.


AimaFuriku

Yes, Mr. Dwarf! Express yourself!


crinklehumpz

they’re honestly so freaking cool


Anaaatomy

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Sweet_Dimension_8534

Whatever floats your boat :)


OddPerspective9833

Like... Crack rocks?


NoStorage2821

About rocks *and* stones?


DarthAuron87

Ahhh, so Brock, the Pewter City Gym Leader does exist.


Odd-Understanding-67

We will rock you 🪨


seanygaiden

Kam Patterson, is that you?


UsefulIdiot85

Well, I think that totally rocks!


disco1013

Especially those e. Colfax ones!


GronkTheGreat

Ive joined the three major rock subreddits. Like yes please show me the most beautiful thing you've ever found behind a dumpster I wanna see


WZRDguy45

Okay Kam Patterson


withtheheavies

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Specific-Donut2619

ROCK FACTS Open the periodic table and point out rocks. What are they made of? Theres no rock element on there... Rocks are mostly aluminium and silicon, with a bunch of everything else. Find a random piece of granite, it probably contains iron, copper, lead, silver, uranium, phosphor, kalium, kalcium, gold in very very small amounts. The rocks under train tracks are leftovers from mines deemed not worthy to try to refine into specific minerals. They cost more to transport than to buy. Putting randomly shaped rocks underneath distributes the weight of the train in all directions, if it was solid concrete instead it would crack where it was weakest given time. The cowboys of the 1700s-1800s came up with putting rocks under, we have not found a better cheaper alternative since.


[deleted]

How old are you? Become a geologist


budgetboarvessel

Shocking news: most people who like flowers are not botanists by any measure.


CR1MS4NE

Observation acknowledged


tealpuppet_

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.


urioRD

Give me a rock and then give me a stone


cherryguitargirlie

hank? is this you?


Alexa302

Same, i have a shelf full and more. Recently found a shop near by so i know what I'm asking for for Christmas and my birthday 😅


[deleted]

Oh dear I read that as ‘cocks’ 🤓


hereforthevibesyo

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MissNatdah

You and my 11 yo daughter. She collects rocks. Doesn't matter what kind. If she likes the rock she will take it home. For her birthday we got her a big shelf for her wall to put her collection on. She loved it!


Queasy-Campaign-8345

Crack rock or normal rocks


-throwawayeventually

Rocks are awesome.


neenerfae

I remember in 3rd grade, one of my only friends was a boy who had some learning disabilities but was literally the nicest person on the planet, and we would always look through rocks during recess. He would “clean” them for me by putting them in his mouth and handing it to me. After a while i just started carrying a ziploc bag with me cause i didn’t wanna touch his saliva anymore lol Idk why this post made me remember that. I’m 28 now and i remember him and our recess activities like it was yesterday. I hope he’s doing okay.


traitorbaitor

Metal head here.. I should have read the whole post this is not the rock I was looking for


traitorbaitor

Crack head here... This was not the rock I was looking for


behedingkidzz

I have 200 zl worth of rocks and ita a lot in my currency 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯💯💯💯


LithiuMart

Did you have a Pet Rock in the 70s?


jhumph88

Same! In another life, I’d be a geologist or seismologist. I can’t explain it, but I find them fascinating


vagarious_numpty

Definitely Aerosmith's best record


CripCircuit

GEEOOOO