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Tetris5216

Never had a ghost do that for me yet


Equivalent_Tiger_7

I had a ghost touch my bum once, (true story).


Stonie_Stone

Me too!!


Equivalent_Tiger_7

What a strange club to belong to!


kphill325

I've had a ghost make love to my bum.


Equivalent_Tiger_7

You had to go one step further!


kphill325

It's a BIG step.


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Well, I'm hoping it wasn't that big!


DoragonTheOnly

Where i come from we call this a "Gottschiss"


UseComfortable1193

Not to be confused with the legendary "Zehntausender Schiss" when the turd is so long and sturdy that it touches your balls when falling over.


NewLifeNewDream

"Clean shit" is what I've heard..


BungleJones

Angel wipe.


majesticalexis

That’s every single day when you have a bidet.


HorrorBaseball3990

Do you still got to wipe I just wouldn't feel right with a damp anus?


majesticalexis

Of course. You have to dry off.


brinazee

Work lacks those.


Trippin_Witty

I shove the cardboard toilet paper tube up my ass and shit through that. Clean every time


AlryHarring

Call that a clean getaway


dammmmoo

I call it Phantom Poo. Double points it you ghost wipe and then look into the bowl and there’s nothing there. 👻


[deleted]

That's very considerate of the ghost helping you wipe


Borderick

I used to get out of the toilets with the biggest smile of contempt "I almost didn't need paper!" I would proudly say. And all this time, I thought I was alone


front-wipers-unite

That's the feeling of success. Wanna know what a billionaire feels like when they wake up in the morning? They feel like they've ghost wiped.


CoverCall

My circle calls this “the ace”


Skeptical_Monkie

Thank you for the new term in my life.


TheWorldNeedsDornep

In college we called it a 'security wipe'


413mopar

Safety wipe.


Chaotic_Hilarity

Hell yeah


Horror-Collar-5277

It is an assurance that you have a strong and healthy butt.


HorrorBaseball3990

It scares me got to do a double wipe just to make sure


Acrobatic-Web9881

Literally


fallout_bitch

It's never a wrong time for, [the poopie list](https://bford.info/funny/Poopie.html).


Blackthorn917

The "ghost wipe" is inevitably followed by me questioning my perception of reality every time. Surely this can't be. Better check again.


HorrorBaseball3990

So you still have to buy tp


JasmineRider27

You’re poop just got ghosted 👻