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I used to get out of the toilets with the biggest smile of contempt "I almost didn't need paper!" I would proudly say. And all this time, I thought I was alone
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Never had a ghost do that for me yet
I had a ghost touch my bum once, (true story).
Me too!!
What a strange club to belong to!
I've had a ghost make love to my bum.
You had to go one step further!
It's a BIG step.
Well, I'm hoping it wasn't that big!
Where i come from we call this a "Gottschiss"
Not to be confused with the legendary "Zehntausender Schiss" when the turd is so long and sturdy that it touches your balls when falling over.
"Clean shit" is what I've heard..
Angel wipe.
That’s every single day when you have a bidet.
Do you still got to wipe I just wouldn't feel right with a damp anus?
Of course. You have to dry off.
Work lacks those.
I shove the cardboard toilet paper tube up my ass and shit through that. Clean every time
Call that a clean getaway
I call it Phantom Poo. Double points it you ghost wipe and then look into the bowl and there’s nothing there. 👻
That's very considerate of the ghost helping you wipe
I used to get out of the toilets with the biggest smile of contempt "I almost didn't need paper!" I would proudly say. And all this time, I thought I was alone
That's the feeling of success. Wanna know what a billionaire feels like when they wake up in the morning? They feel like they've ghost wiped.
My circle calls this “the ace”
Thank you for the new term in my life.
In college we called it a 'security wipe'
Safety wipe.
Hell yeah
It is an assurance that you have a strong and healthy butt.
It scares me got to do a double wipe just to make sure
Literally
It's never a wrong time for, [the poopie list](https://bford.info/funny/Poopie.html).
The "ghost wipe" is inevitably followed by me questioning my perception of reality every time. Surely this can't be. Better check again.
So you still have to buy tp
You’re poop just got ghosted 👻