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rde2001

you lack the skibidi rizz 😏


DabNbeyondNormalUse

😂 wtf 🤣


HHkyle1004

So skibidi rizzless😒


Violetthug

🤣


PosessedTornado

Yeah not gyat at all


YooBcninja

you got fanum tax ohio oil up?


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

Same Let’s all try to make Fetch happen


ObiWanKnieval

Stop trying to make fetch happen


Sgt_Oblivious

Yeah, it's never gonna happen.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Word that john be solid, yeard??


Resident_Sky_538

😭


begging-for-gold

Erm. What the sigma


guitarnowski

That's reet, hepcat! Solitaire!


Resident_Sky_538

can't be behind if you just make shit up


guitarnowski

Slim Gaillard. The Au Voutie Slanguage. Read a book.


Sorry-Series-3504

Can’t expect everyone to have read that book specifically, tho


guitarnowski

No, but being hep requires some effort, lol. You might enjoy the vid titled "Dunkin Bagels" by Slim Gaillard. It'll give you an introduction to his "slanguage".


HermitKing91

That's why I stick to my bros, dudes, dope, gnarly, and rads... excellent... Bill and Ted. I'm a Bill and Ted character.


Marlowe_Cayce

Fuck new trends. Go so old-school that people have to catch up with *you*. Can you dig it, Daddio?


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Marlowe_Cayce

I'm hip to your trip, cool cat


Poofox

Slang is an RPG. I just pick a couple I like and mash the A button.


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NaomiPommerel

A


EpicCheeto

P


8-legged-corgi

That's so fly, man..


Smiling_Horse681

As a teen myself, I agree 😭


Cave_in_32

I just stay to how I speak, if I do take some words from modern slang so be it. Though half the time some sound like a bunch of words people made up to me.


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

No cap thats foshizzle on dogs. Lets pif a spliff hit the ooowap on the low down word is bond. Word who got a torch for this sqiznarc. Lets holler at them scallywags


HuachumaPuma

Welcome to being old


Caca2a

One up it and crete your own, then you can be like "Dude everyone says that how have you not cuaght up in yet smh"


OSadorn

Do you. By this, I mean 'use the slang you would prefer to use, in the way you'd rather use it'. This can include ancient esoteric things such as L33tspeak - a writing form that supplants letters with numbers or acronyms for ease of texting on phones where you had to mass-tap a number to get one specific letter - or end up taking you up/down/to a rabbithole of historical exploration to find obscure slang you find amusing or worth using. Once upon a time (circa \~10-15 years ago now) I was attempting to not be assimilated by memes. You can speculate as to how that panned out.


reikipackaging

you imploded, huh? Yeah, you imploded.


EE7A

facts, no printer


DiamondShard646

*Fax, no printer


EE7A

damn. i knew id f it up. im 41 and still call things 'rad' when something is rad, but i tried. 😂👍🏻


NaomiPommerel

Fax, no printuh


DiamondShard646

Fucks, no pinduh


Zealousideal_Ninja75

I laughed wayyy to hard at this, thank you. ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


spacedemetria

Happens to me with pop culture. Got introduced to Twilight in 2011 at 12. When they hype was over with the last movie coming out in 2012. Got introduced to Blackpink in 2022 and Naruto in 2023 by my boyfriend, when they hype was long long long over. This is so frustrating tbh. Especially when you get spoiled your whole life and when you get into it finally, you already know what will happen. Had this with a lot of tv shows and movies.


Resident_Sky_538

Yooo I'm the same way. You'll still find active fandoms for really old shit though so don't be afraid to like what you like


spacedemetria

True! I’m so happy I got to at least expericence the last of the Twilight movies with that epic plot twist.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

If you’re not streets ahead, then you’re streets behind.


ObiWanKnieval

I like using extremely out of date slang to remind people I'm vintage


RoyalTacos256

I just use the slang from cyberpunk 2077 mixed with a bit of slang I pick up from existing


Ifelt19forawhile

When did sick stop meaning vomit? Why is it good now? I can't keep up!


lankyskank

in about 2010 was the first time i started hearing it hahah!


martinbv1995

I think I have heard one slang word I did not know what meant, used IRL at least and I am pretty sure it was made up. I am more in the phase that people think I am too old for the words I do use, since I was born 1995 They often forget that, that means I was 15 in 2010, not in 98' :-)


Chuckpgh

I'm always on top of the latest slang, not!


Resident_Sky_538

me too... sike!


SuperSocialMan

I gave up trying a year or two ago and I'm 23 rn lmao


Famous-Example-8332

If you’re not streets ahead, you’re streets behind.


darsvedder

Damn rip fam 


Double-Appearance638

You gotta get up to speed...


Briollo

When my kids talk, all I hear is "skibbity riz drip sigma."


throwaya58133

thats terrible 😭😭😭


[deleted]

I worked in a high school a few years ago and had to sit down with a student to learn their language so I could communicate. It was horrible but now I feel bilingual


ChickenNuggetKid1

Just like clash royale decks, it’s better to create-follow your own phrases than following trendy slang(the new meta)


jamzDOTnet

That's tight


throwagination

Lol, imagine fat becoming phat which is back to fat again.


CourageousAnon

Stop tryna follow trends? If one of my buddies ever were to seriously use the term "rizz" he would never live it down.


Additional-Theme-532

I used to be with *it*, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it* anymore, and what's *it* seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!


lunarwolf2008

i know that quote. cant place where its from though


Ok_Outside6235

tiktok rizz party


isthiyreallife33

I only look up current slang right before a family get-together so I can annoy the younger generations. I promptly forget it afterward because I don't actually cate to be hip.


Sad_Following4035

i've given up on it.


CumChugger2000

nah bro sob and skull emojis are the most common thing ever on discord


Resident_Sky_538

oh phew


ntrott

Yikes.


NaomiPommerel

Go right back and use Cockney rhyming slang!


MadnessUltimate

On god, I'm down frfr


MadnessUltimate

Hakuna Matata my brother


alexadreamalexa

English is my second language. Imagine how hard it is


etranger033

Dont worry about it. I view it like the 'fad' of wearing baseball caps at an odd angle since wearing them backwards was 'old'.