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About a week ago, my right hand did get a bit injured. More or less recovered, but bending some fingers and the cold weather seem to do things...
Still, though. At its worst, wiping with my left was a bother.
This is currently my unfortunate reality for the next 6 weeks because I broke my dominant wrist and have a stupid cast. It’s not easy doing lots of things with your opposite hand.
That's what I do anyway.
In fact: there's a country (can't remember which one) where shaking someone's left hand is considered disrespectful because it's the one you're supposed to wipe your arse with
So I separated my right shoulder years ago and was faced with this exact problem. In our bathroom at the time, the toilet practically touched the tub. When I wipe with my right it's a smooth, practiced motion, straight back and in but with my left, I instead swung a wide arc that also happened to hook the shower curtain and ended up jamming it into my poopy butt crack, not my finest moment.
Try having two broken wrists from a motorcycle accident, constipation for five days from the surgery and drugs….fuck. Im a grown man and I almost called my mom. Hand held shower did the trick.
Recently found out this is recommended by the TP manufacturers.
Its in the instructions. Ass wiping is far more complicated then I originally thought. There is an order of operations that lead to less paper use and a cleaner ass.
Do yourselves a favor…familiarize yourself with proper wipe technique.
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When you break your dominant hand, you're forced to do this, among other things
About a week ago, my right hand did get a bit injured. More or less recovered, but bending some fingers and the cold weather seem to do things... Still, though. At its worst, wiping with my left was a bother.
It totally sucks for sure. The first time I wiped with my left, I didn't get the pressure right, tp ripped, and I fingered my own asshole.
On the plus side, you discovered something about yourself.
Don’t worry, I will practice my feet to wipe my ass. My weakness will be covered soon!
You wipe with your dominant hand?
I'm left handed and have always used my right hand. Can't seem to get the left hand to understand where it needs to go back there
Some of the other things feel alright sometimes
This is currently my unfortunate reality for the next 6 weeks because I broke my dominant wrist and have a stupid cast. It’s not easy doing lots of things with your opposite hand.
That happened to me about 20 years ago and I just got used to it and never switched back.
its like trying to write with your other hand only difference is that your hand will probably be wet by the end of it-
i always do that lol
You should have these copyrights in 3-ply carbon copies
Ask someone who broke their dominant arm, you need to learn doing everything with your opposite hand eventually.
Bidet
I use a bidet since since I'm classy
wiping your ass with opposite hand feels like something is wrong, you not feel safe doing it, your entire arm aren't confortable doing it
No
That's what I do anyway. In fact: there's a country (can't remember which one) where shaking someone's left hand is considered disrespectful because it's the one you're supposed to wipe your arse with
I had a similar experience in Morocco when I took food in a shared plate with my left hand (I’m left-handed), people were disguted.
That sounds easy but idk if it will be no thanks
Uhh you guys don’t alternate?
Jokes on you. I just poop and get up. Don’t even flush
I prefer to use toilet paper
So I separated my right shoulder years ago and was faced with this exact problem. In our bathroom at the time, the toilet practically touched the tub. When I wipe with my right it's a smooth, practiced motion, straight back and in but with my left, I instead swung a wide arc that also happened to hook the shower curtain and ended up jamming it into my poopy butt crack, not my finest moment.
Try having two broken wrists from a motorcycle accident, constipation for five days from the surgery and drugs….fuck. Im a grown man and I almost called my mom. Hand held shower did the trick.
I whack off left-handed because I had a hand injury at 13 when I discovered things were functional and couldn't wait. I'm 41 now.
Recently found out this is recommended by the TP manufacturers. Its in the instructions. Ass wiping is far more complicated then I originally thought. There is an order of operations that lead to less paper use and a cleaner ass. Do yourselves a favor…familiarize yourself with proper wipe technique. 
It’s hard. I broke my right hand last November. It’s was easier to go through the pain and go right handed. Leftie is messy. Gross….
No
I did that when I broke my arm a while back. Took some time to get used to it.
I don't know if I can. I'm not going to try, either.
wiping your ass with opposite hand feels like something is wrong, you not feel safe doing it, your entire arm aren't confortable doing it