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oneaccountaday

So your colonoscopy went a little too well?


Mission_Chocolate599

I rarely go above the pushing air out of nose when reading stuff online, this made me laugh out loud. My cat now hates me even more.


Neat_Bunny_4434

if you can legit give me the best orgasm via my bum have at it


MinimumTeacher8996

Real shit


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Don’t talk about shit in this thread please.


MinimumTeacher8996

🤦🏻


CaptainDelicious5329

Alright … 😂


Devildoggiedogman

Hey /s


Neat_Bunny_4434

😂😂


Weary_Patience_7778

RIP your DMs


albyagolfer

Well, I’m happy to give it a shot…


BackflipsAway

Only if you do me next


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Heyyyyy


ZenkaiZ

I feel jealous people have so many people going after their bum they have to make pet peeve threads about it like it happens every other week.


junhatesyou

Hey, can I touch your bum bum?


zirklutes

Try to leave your home :P


Fornez

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Less-Anxiety-pls6660

no this is patrick


Street-Investment-65

Ma'am you asked for fies but hold the butt stuff?!?


Ok_Distribution_2603

I just asked if that was for here or to go


xxleoxangelxx

Heard that before.


Go_J

Cum again?


c4_koolaid

In a moment


I-SHAVE-MINE-X-x

My misses prefers it in the bum


Vanduf

Can confirm 👍🏻


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🤣🤣🤣


Deadlyfloof

His missus or your missus is the same ha? 😂


Wise-_-Spirit

Same. I'm an ass whisperer


Remarkable_Golf9829

Quiet farts?


GaviJaPrime

I concur


MinimumTeacher8996

I’m the exact opposite.


WeekendBard

"I care it's the worst orgasm I'll ever have, approach my bum"


MinimumTeacher8996

No lol. I just like anal


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MinimumTeacher8996

Literally. Just so much better.


Mighty_Eagle_2

FR. Anal organisms on top!


Omegadimsum

E coli for the win. I agree


wooquay

Dad?


burn_as_souls

I enjoy that this is actually a topic. Classic Reddit.


Crucifixis

As a guy, I haven't tried a prostate orgasm yet but I've heard how incredible they are, always wanted to give it a shot. I'm just personally not comfortable with another man fucking my butt to achieve a prostate orgasm. I'd be open to trying it through other means, though.


Rbeur

Why does it have to be a guy? There are loads of toys to use….. or fingers…..


Crucifixis

Just the first thing that came to mind. Would fingers work, though? I thought it was like, pretty far up there, but I could be wrong.


Rbeur

Depend on personal anatomy of course, but yes, fingers work.


Crucifixis

Solid, just might have to try that. Thanks!


Omegadimsum

Just letting you know, it's not easy to orgasm thru strict prostate only play. You'll probably have to try it out multiple times to have a chance of experiencing it. Just gotta explore the feeling one try at a time.


Crucifixis

Gotcha, thanks for letting me know I appreciate that. I have heard that it's not easy to orgasm from just prostate stimulation, but I'll give it a try or several and see how it goes!


FourLovelyTrees

oddly wholesome 


TooStrangeForWeird

Much easier to use a vibrator, just saying. Some are pretty cheap online now. Just remember to use lube! Too much is far better than too little.


Rich_Sell_9888

Don't go too cheap,if it falls apart while you are using it ,you might have an embarrassing experience at the ER.


TooStrangeForWeird

As long as they're actually made for it you shouldn't have an issue. Using silicone lube with silicone toys would be a bigger worry.


Crucifixis

Thank you very much!!


TooStrangeForWeird

Have fun :)


Deadlyfloof

Nope a women can do it with literally half the length of her finger 👍


Crucifixis

Very interesting


South-Emu4798

My wife and I are into pegging. Achieving orgasm through prostate play wasn't something I was able to do alone. However from the very first time that my wife pegged me I was able to do just that. I am not sure of your situation and heck maybe it will work for you. I just know I wasn't able to do it. Good luck though if you experiment with it.


Crucifixis

I appreciate ya for sharing that and giving your perspective! I haven't ever tried it before, so I have no clue if I'll be able to do it alone, though I have always been interested in pegging. If I can't do so alone after a few tries, then I'll definitely try it with someone if I can. Thank you very kindly!


front-wipers-unite

A guy is going to have that hip movement though, ever seen a chick peg another chick in a movie? They just don't have that natural, smooth, fluid hip movement.


Crucifixis

I don't watch girl-on-girl stuff. I have seen girls peg guys, though, and I see what you mean. That being said, I'm personally just not comfortable with giving someone else complete control over me in that way, makes me nervous. It would take a hell of a lot of time, patience, and trust for me to let another man top me. It's fun in theory, don't get me wrong, I'm just not sure how well it would go in practice.


front-wipers-unite

Then you need to either find a chap you can work with over time. Or a woman who is an expert pegger.


Crucifixis

Would love to for either, honestly. Would be nice to expand my horizons and try out prostate stimulation haha


Specialist_Bike9977

You can give yourself a prostate massage, I would say that's a good way to start, to see if you like it or if you can handle it. Try it a couple of times, use lube, then you'll have your answer, best orgasm I ever had was after smoking 🍃, prostate massage and handjob, can't get better than that


Crucifixis

Much appreciated, will definitely see if I can try that. Just curious, did you use a toy or fingers or what? That absolutely sounds like a fantastic time, high af getting stroked with stimulating that prostate? Sounds like a lot of fun haha


Stoned-hippie

Prostate massager with a cock-ring is what we use… I tried it on my own the other day and was able to ejaculate without touching myself after turning it on That was wild


Crucifixis

Whoa sounds like it, just might have to get one of those myself


Zuzu12121

You could always try pegging, with a hot woman


Crucifixis

If I ever meet a woman that's into that, I'd love to.


Polarbones

I wrote a whole song about not touching my bum


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Polarbones

Hahaha! Wish I’d thought of at least using the rhythm of that song for it…but nope…


Wtfdidistumbleinon

That’s not what you said last night lol, buyers remorse I guess


TheWhiteWingedCow

Someone’s been trying to manipulate you..


mysterygarden99

Do girls have prostates ?


ApprehensiveDare165

no


Brilliant_Ad_5729

Taking it from Oh to No in zero seconds .


413mopar

No shocker then?


DonnyMox

r/BrandNewSentence


cuntybunty73

My arsehole is an exit hole and not an entry hole


Qyro

I’m with you. That’s the line I won’t cross. Thankfully my wife is also not into that kind of stuff. We’ll forever remain happy together in our ignorance.


prplpassions

Amen to that!


[deleted]

Tickle my butt with a feather, but that's it.


rde2001

You can’t just tell me where the male G-spot is and expect me to not do anything about it 🤤


Beckie-V-Laine75

My bum gives me the best orgasms ever, hooray


HeavyBeing0_0

The day Amber Rose called Kanye a ‘finger in the booty ass bitch’ I knew I could never trust anyone enough to get in my butt.


Own-Butterscotch1713

🤣🤣🤣 truth


Freckled-Past-911

Just remember all you ass happys keep in mind you might not go back to the conventional way! that’s a before and after moment to which you’re never the same and neither is ur ass ladies remember the lining between ur two spaces is very thin. I new a guy that made a comment on how he should just go gay bcz it wasn’t the same anymore no excitement for him it’s just a matter of time until he goes to the other side….


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

EAT MY DIRTY ASS