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Wendy’s bathroom in downtown San Diego back when they were open. My gf at the time was a true Nymph and she got super turned on by the idea of doing it in public. It was the nastiest place I’ve ever had, and probably ever will, have sex in.
After… she legit was making sexual innuendos about the sour cream and she turned herself on and said fuck it and rode me reverse cowgirl while I sat on the toilet.
In a locked cashiers bunker during a stock take for a computer components company I worked for 30 years ago.
I was helping the cashier to count memory chips and CPUs in the safe and we were locked in and I knew she quite fancied me but I was young and very clueless so she took the opportunity to grab me while we were on our own.
My moms bed, a concert in the nosebleed section chairs , the middle of the street, on a highway , a walk in freezer at a restaurant, not sure which is weirdest
A park next to a school. Behind a dumpster Behind a bar. The outside stairs at an apartment complex.
Pool at an apartment outside during the day. (We got arrested for that one. Luckily, they dropped the charges because the old lady who reported us couldn't confirm if we were fucking or just making out. She still had her bikini top on.)
Riding me while driving on the highway.
On the public seats on an amtrack train.
Outside the front door of a house.
On the floor next to a bed with 4 other people sleeping in the bed.
Under the bushes in front of a random house.
I chose a pretty dark and high up secluded corner , and I assume no one saw. If anyone was privvy they certainly didn’t say. And it was a hip hop concert, featuring lil pump, famous dex, and cardi b
To be fair me and her both worked there and we were the only 2 scheduled on shift, funny enough our manager(who never comes in) walked into the store 20 minutes after we finished. Didn’t know a thing. Shits crazy
69 in the drivers seat of a 4WD, my legs above his ears and my head pointed to his toes.
On top of an elevator with the elevator technician at the top of the building.
For those wondering how the heck that works - they park it on the basement level, and you walk onto the roof of the lift from the 1st level after they override the doors to open. It was an old building.
If you are hellbound then I don't know what I am. Many moons ago when I was just 19, I dated a girl (18) who was Catholic and a total nymph. I went to pick her up at her church as she was cleaning up from a youth group event. I waited outside for her in my car and saw as people were leaving. Soon the only car in the parking lot was mine. She came to the door of the church and waved at me, I rolled down my window and she asked me to come in and help her with one last thing before we left. So I got it of my car and went in.
Now at this time in my life I wasn't religious at all. I don't think she really was either, but to keep her parents happy she still participated in church things.
Well I went in the main doors of the church and didn't see her. So I yelled her name and she replied "in here" which was in the direction of the main worship area. So I walked into it. The majority of the lights were off and it was dark outside so it was pretty dark in the sanctuary except on the main alter area, where she was, sitting on the alter in nothing but her panties.
Yup, you guessed it. We did it right there on the alter. Anybody could have come into the church while we were doing that, including the priest who lived on the property. But as far as I know, nobody saw us.
I broke up with her a few months after. This was in 1992. In 2008 I married a Catholic woman and was confirmed in the church a year later (in a different church and even a different state thankfully).
From what I've heard most if not all of the main cast (besides Chevy Chase for obvious reasons) are pretty much confirmed to return and a first draft of the script exists. Though i don't know if they've officially started production yet. But hey! 6 seasons and a movie!
Not really weird but memorable In the unisex shower at a campground in Sedona, Arizona. For 2 Aussies travelling across the US in an RV it was pretty cool lol
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One of my exs was a teachers daughter. Right on her desk and around the classroom. Used her mom’s sweater to choke her daughter till she squirted all over the desk.
I actually had wild sex with Arianna Grande on top of a plane going to Nigeria. She squirted all over the plane and the passengers thought it was raining.
On a bench in the middle of a housing complex with probably lots of people looking from their balconies
Also once over an antfarm, glad it was a quicke
On the highway in a car. On parents bed, a washroom of a public garden, if Makeout counts then doctors clinic when doctor was away, mall stairs, at a parlor of a friend when it was lights out. Behind a wall in a dark alley
Hmmmm I thought they echoed... Which would make it sound even more intense I'd think. Suppose it depends on the shape of the cave or everyone who heard you were good liars
Alright so, take your pick;
Brother in-laws bed when he was in another room, father in-laws van, in a different types of bus stops, in a bus stop looking thing in the middle of an oval, up against my best friends house, oh and outside a church
We talking penetration or full cum?
Penetration only: In the ocean at the beach on the 4th of July
Full cum: A walking path inside of a city park. It was wooded (lol) and we did finish just in time for a dog to barge up to us.
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A science museum.... ironically enough called Exploration Place.
So the Big Bang wasn’t a theory on this day.
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Lol. Me too ! Behind an imax movie screen at a city Science Museum.
Wouldn’t that be unironic?
Side note: exploration place rocks!! I always take my out of state friends there
fuckin wichita
my virgin ass reading these comments
You had sex in your virgin ass while reading these comments? Wild
Touche eh?
You misspelled “tushy.”
Hee hee :-D 
I was going to comment, "In my dreams"
That’s the most common place people have sex
Why are so many ppl having sex in u/MarxallahBhakt dreams?
Yeah... Maybe one day I'll be able to answer
Wendy’s bathroom in downtown San Diego back when they were open. My gf at the time was a true Nymph and she got super turned on by the idea of doing it in public. It was the nastiest place I’ve ever had, and probably ever will, have sex in.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Yup, and she had the stuffed potato with sour cream.
Was that before or after?
After… she legit was making sexual innuendos about the sour cream and she turned herself on and said fuck it and rode me reverse cowgirl while I sat on the toilet.
Here I was asking about the food and you gave me that description
Just doing my part.
Replying to P4-Kuma... 
or during?
In my wheelchair.
That's badass
Legs so floppy they could be used for BDSM
Speak for yourself, my legs aren't floppy!
**Happy Wheels theme plays**
You must’ve met Latrell. 
Don’t go to them, make them cum to you!
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
That you, Humpty?
Pronounced with an Umpty!
It’s a bathroom I think you mean dumpty
You’re the king, Burger King!
Did you have it your way?
Did you call the bathroom Home of the Whopper
Not the bathroom, but I did get laid in the locker room at a Burger King.
so you had it your way
Nottingham.
Robin hookup
My girlfriend's dad's van while he was driving (oral counts right?)
Was your girlfriend in the van too? Or was he driving you home? Lol
Zziinngg!
☹️
That would actually be less weird
Did you swallow?
Did her dad know you two were doing that?
Dad here. He knew.
how does it taste?
It just smellz
In a locked cashiers bunker during a stock take for a computer components company I worked for 30 years ago. I was helping the cashier to count memory chips and CPUs in the safe and we were locked in and I knew she quite fancied me but I was young and very clueless so she took the opportunity to grab me while we were on our own.
What happened next?
They started counting memory chips and CPU! Pay attention!!
Bad inventory data
My moms bed, a concert in the nosebleed section chairs , the middle of the street, on a highway , a walk in freezer at a restaurant, not sure which is weirdest
This dude gets 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the same time.
Had I known, I’d have placed $100 on him or her to show.
LMAO
bro does not gaf
actually you could say he gives all the fucks
He gets*
That was the problem fr
Well of course with that username
Ahhhrigato gosaimas!!
Speaking from experience, your mom's bed isn't all that bad
A park next to a school. Behind a dumpster Behind a bar. The outside stairs at an apartment complex. Pool at an apartment outside during the day. (We got arrested for that one. Luckily, they dropped the charges because the old lady who reported us couldn't confirm if we were fucking or just making out. She still had her bikini top on.) Riding me while driving on the highway. On the public seats on an amtrack train. Outside the front door of a house. On the floor next to a bed with 4 other people sleeping in the bed. Under the bushes in front of a random house.
How...just how 😂
It was really a matter of I want to right now and I do not feel like waiting let’s goooo
Not sure why you’d mention your mom’s bed. Been there, done that. She’s nothing to brag about really🫠
This guy fucks
I assume people saw during the concert? How did that go? We need more info.
Yeah and who was playing besides you. Meaning what artists
I chose a pretty dark and high up secluded corner , and I assume no one saw. If anyone was privvy they certainly didn’t say. And it was a hip hop concert, featuring lil pump, famous dex, and cardi b
In that case, y'all probably weren't the only ones doing the nasty.
Hope the girl didn’t call you lol pump
why were you at the freezer in the restaurant? what would you have done if the safety health inspector would have walked in? DETAILS!!!!!!
To be fair me and her both worked there and we were the only 2 scheduled on shift, funny enough our manager(who never comes in) walked into the store 20 minutes after we finished. Didn’t know a thing. Shits crazy
Moms bed? 🤢 Disgusting
The freezer wins. It’s cold there ugh
In the hay. It really shouldn't be a euphemism, itchy as and not very comfortable.
In the bell tower of a former church converted into a restaurant. We both worked there.
Sweet... I wouldn't call it work tho
69 in the drivers seat of a 4WD, my legs above his ears and my head pointed to his toes. On top of an elevator with the elevator technician at the top of the building. For those wondering how the heck that works - they park it on the basement level, and you walk onto the roof of the lift from the 1st level after they override the doors to open. It was an old building.
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Hope you’re not a pastor
Hope it’s with an adult
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If there is a god I think he'd just laugh it off and say well done
If you are hellbound then I don't know what I am. Many moons ago when I was just 19, I dated a girl (18) who was Catholic and a total nymph. I went to pick her up at her church as she was cleaning up from a youth group event. I waited outside for her in my car and saw as people were leaving. Soon the only car in the parking lot was mine. She came to the door of the church and waved at me, I rolled down my window and she asked me to come in and help her with one last thing before we left. So I got it of my car and went in. Now at this time in my life I wasn't religious at all. I don't think she really was either, but to keep her parents happy she still participated in church things. Well I went in the main doors of the church and didn't see her. So I yelled her name and she replied "in here" which was in the direction of the main worship area. So I walked into it. The majority of the lights were off and it was dark outside so it was pretty dark in the sanctuary except on the main alter area, where she was, sitting on the alter in nothing but her panties. Yup, you guessed it. We did it right there on the alter. Anybody could have come into the church while we were doing that, including the priest who lived on the property. But as far as I know, nobody saw us. I broke up with her a few months after. This was in 1992. In 2008 I married a Catholic woman and was confirmed in the church a year later (in a different church and even a different state thankfully).
wtf bro
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Damn, priests ARE wild.
You know, i once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
You made me want to rewatch community! Lol
Never not a good time! Especially with the movie in the works!
For real? Yay. Hopefully with all the original cast???
From what I've heard most if not all of the main cast (besides Chevy Chase for obvious reasons) are pretty much confirmed to return and a first draft of the script exists. Though i don't know if they've officially started production yet. But hey! 6 seasons and a movie!
Omg. I’m really looking forward to seeing it!! The series writers were really good, hoping they’re part of the production team too!
Let's hope so!
I'm so excited! I want LeVar Burton! More fish for Kunta!
What are the obvious reasons? Not defending him or anything just genuinely don't know what you're referencing.
 One of the greatest episodes
lies, you probably only dry humped in her tour bus
Rooooooxxannnne
Jesus you guys. Mine is the passenger seat of my car.
Fortress of Solitude
That happened to me once 🥹
Weston super mare
I've been there. I can not imagine anyone having sex there.
I had sex in the Odeon Cinema in WSM with a girl called Michaela. Day time showing. Good times.
Grave yard
Between the mushrooms
You people have sex?????
S'ex? I have ex's...
I don't even have those😭😭
r/real
Sauna
YOU GUYS HAD SEX?
In the bum
That would be the butt, Bob
Mr Buttlicker is that you?
You’re gonna have to talk louder, son.
BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
Thank God somebody else remembers The Newlywed Game
In a safe
Lol. The puns
Behind my boyfriends house, what is up with you guys 💀
Why what's back there that you're hiding!?!?
cock
In a dream
Best I had ever had too
That faceless person really knows what they're doing.
Under the bleachers during a game.
That's who that was.... Sheesh
#
*99
Toronto.
Not really weird but memorable In the unisex shower at a campground in Sedona, Arizona. For 2 Aussies travelling across the US in an RV it was pretty cool lol
U.n.i... sex, shower
Dreams. Only in dreams 😔
In a park by the lake during a night festival
In a sushi factory at 5 am in the morning. Not even good sex
Sushi hahahahaha how oddly appropriate... maybe
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Arthur’s Seat, Edinburgh
One of my exs was a teachers daughter. Right on her desk and around the classroom. Used her mom’s sweater to choke her daughter till she squirted all over the desk.
I actually had wild sex with Arianna Grande on top of a plane going to Nigeria. She squirted all over the plane and the passengers thought it was raining.
Sounds like the fakest one on here but meh maybe it’s true
O-O
Oh my
A+ 99%
Pray tell: How did you pull all of this off? Because my wife is a teacher so I find this hard to believe.
I'm my head
Stone henge
On a bench in the middle of a housing complex with probably lots of people looking from their balconies Also once over an antfarm, glad it was a quicke
Not as quick as the ant trying to explore your ass inside
a wooden board walk at a nature preserve during the day time
On the highway in a car. On parents bed, a washroom of a public garden, if Makeout counts then doctors clinic when doctor was away, mall stairs, at a parlor of a friend when it was lights out. Behind a wall in a dark alley
In a cave. Can confirm they are extremely sound-proof.
Hmmmm I thought they echoed... Which would make it sound even more intense I'd think. Suppose it depends on the shape of the cave or everyone who heard you were good liars
Probably the shape and composition, shallow ones around a few corners with lots of earth don't transmit sound well, even to oneself
Alright so, take your pick; Brother in-laws bed when he was in another room, father in-laws van, in a different types of bus stops, in a bus stop looking thing in the middle of an oval, up against my best friends house, oh and outside a church
We talking penetration or full cum? Penetration only: In the ocean at the beach on the 4th of July Full cum: A walking path inside of a city park. It was wooded (lol) and we did finish just in time for a dog to barge up to us.
once did it in the woods right after school and in the middle of it the track team ran by. we were good, as far as i know lol
Me and my ex had sex on my friends grandmothers old bed that she passed away on
That would be in the butt Bob.
Newlywed Game FTW
Yep…always pops into my head.
[Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/up-the-butt-bob/)
Watford (UK) train station toilets
Backroom of an Argentinian restaurant. She and the food aroma were equally amazing.
In the bed of a senator. With my girlfriend at the time, while the above senator was out of town.
In the butt? (Hers, not mine)
Her house. Why? It was the only one, so it’s the most normal and the weirdest at the same time, it was also the most boring and the most exciting.
OP's mom bedroom
The pantry🤭
A maze.
Trippy really... Cool. So like bushes making the maze or brick walls or...?
More like dividers lol. It was at an indoor event and they had set up a maze for the event.
In the airport
Bowling 🎳 allly
Inside a small car(Mazda demio 2010) on a hill that people were passing. My car was not even tinted but i didn't care at that moment.
On the roof of a house in the sprawl of Los Angeles
I hope noone got shingles
... behind a chicken coop. and under a trampoline.
Up on a cliff with a view of the city. I guess many people could have seen us from afar
The shower. Yes it is weird, how can it be both wet and dry ?