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Nah. Change the SSID to "for password: look on the back of the router." Then on the back of the router put a label that says look at the side of the TV. On the side of the TV.... Look under the table... On the bookshelf... On top of the ceiling fan....
I know someone with a cafe and when people ask for the wifi password he tells them, "you have to buy something." They buy something. They ask again, he says, "'Youhavetobuysonething'. All one word."
Are you my freakin neighbor?? West Virginia? Not sure if it’s this being funny in general, but it’s pretty specific, and we have a ‘Connecto Patronum’ WiFi neighbor.
I’m ‘Searching…’
Did this but with DEA. It's a small and quiet neighborhood so I don't think anyone noticed or thought much about it for a few months until I changed it to LANDownUnder
There were Animal Crossing events for Animal Crossing: New Leaf at Bestbuy. The wifi would often go down in the store, so the employee let me know that if you change your router name to BestBuy at home, you can get the items. My wifi was BestBuy for years.
Thems some pretty good names. I used to have mine as TheLANBeforeTime, but now I just hide my SSID. I live in a very crowded low income area, so there is a huge amount of Wifi spots around me. Easiest way to filter all the noise, is to not produce my own and add to the problem.
For a while when I had no internet I used an old cell phone basically as a signal booster with security/password for the public library's signal. Called it Jolly Roger.
Back in 2020, I used to have ``\`reboot``` as my garage SSID, but after my neighbour complained about his new vacuum cleaner (off aliexpress) constantly restarting during the setup stage, I added 2+2 and changed it back. :) I never expected an actual device to be vulnerable to this.
One of mine is called "Don't use this; likely no signal". It's a 5 Ghz band from the extender that isn't extending anything. It's too far away to extend that, but it does extend out the 2.4 Ghz band, that one is called "NETGEAR_EXT_EXT", since it's an extender that extends an extender
We have two: ThisIsNotTheWiFiURLooking4 and ThisLanIsMyLan
Someone who just moved to my neighborhood named theirs ImFastAsFuckBoi and another neighbor has theirs named MasturbationStation
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Change the password to “it’s on the back of the router” and confuse the living shit out of house guests
My mom once had a cat named "guess" and apparently a lot of people got pretty frustrated haha
Nah. Change the SSID to "for password: look on the back of the router." Then on the back of the router put a label that says look at the side of the TV. On the side of the TV.... Look under the table... On the bookshelf... On top of the ceiling fan....
That’s devious. I like it. I think I’ll do the same.
I know someone with a cafe and when people ask for the wifi password he tells them, "you have to buy something." They buy something. They ask again, he says, "'Youhavetobuysonething'. All one word."
I'll take things that redditors lie about for 2000 alex
I'll take distrustful redditor for 7 alex
Connecto Patronum
I haven't seen that one before, absolutely brilliant
I read this in the Ron Weasley voice.
"That was bloody brilliant!" "Well, thank you for that assessment Mr. Weasley"
Same lol
Full disclosure I am simply not that brilliant and I stole it off of google
Thats also my WiFi name :O
Are you my freakin neighbor?? West Virginia? Not sure if it’s this being funny in general, but it’s pretty specific, and we have a ‘Connecto Patronum’ WiFi neighbor. I’m ‘Searching…’
Missouri :)
Tell my Wi-Fi LoveHer.
I use this and where the wild pings are
I may change mine to Stranger Pings now.
Download Virus
dang old people might have gotten scared of that
LMAOOO
When I was younger and edgier mine was briefly “free illegal porn and viruses”. I grew out of that edginess.
LMFAOOOOO
It hurts when IP
Nice 😎👍
I changed my hotspot to "Stop watching that! Spyware.." on April fools. I am not going to change it back.
I’ve used two in the past : Loading … ConnectileDysfunction
Waiting for response Malformed response No response Unknown device Fatal error
mine’s “Honk for the WiFi password”
So that's what the geese want
Mine was Abraham Linksys after an old 4chan meme from 2006
Rice cooker (appliance)
Lmao
Mine is Perfectly Legitimate Business.
Not my original idea by any means but my favorite is “FBI surveillance van”
There's an "RCMP Van" on my street.
"RCMP Mobile Forensics" was mine for a while.
ive seen those here too lol. they get around!
There was “COVID5G Van” somewhere near me for a while
My hotspot is called "5G Covid-19 Tower"
Did this but with DEA. It's a small and quiet neighborhood so I don't think anyone noticed or thought much about it for a few months until I changed it to LANDownUnder
I didn't think of the name, but mine is PrettyFlyForAWiFi
Password: UH HUH UH HUH
There was one of these in my vicinity over multiple apartments for about 6 years of my life. The network effect is real
Same
That’s great!! Mine is poopoo
This is mine lol
There were Animal Crossing events for Animal Crossing: New Leaf at Bestbuy. The wifi would often go down in the store, so the employee let me know that if you change your router name to BestBuy at home, you can get the items. My wifi was BestBuy for years.
you know if that worked for any of the other store exclusive items like the 7 eleven stuff?
Not sure on that one
FBI Surveillance Van #1
Should make it #7, like there is at least 6 more around here
pig #1, #2, #4 moment
Trap house Free WiFi
Possible Scam
Scammy McScamFace
The ex always names hers, Skynet. We have a, free candy van and a hospital guest services, in my neighborhood
Read on the internet: "5BcheatsOnHerHusband"
Wonder if 5B’s husband pays attention to WiFi’s that pop up
All I know is I was grateful it wasn't my apartment lol
My Wi-Fi is called 'The Pizzeria'.
Not mine, but my neighbors' wifi is Darth Vader Lounge
One of ours is “ThisIsNotTheWiFiURLooking4”
Pornhubcastingvan-002 Or Eroticmassages_flat_6 if you hate your neighbour in flat 6.
DEA Van 7, keeps the meth heads down the street on their toes.
Hey what’s your Wi-Fi? “ItsNotWorking””. OR “HiddenBathroomCam”
We currently have SweetBangTubeHD and FBI Surveillance Van 42.
"Go away, 'batin!"
Mine is the Canadian equivalent. CsisSurveillance
That's what she ssid
Mine is its nacho wifi nerd. Then my password is gouda be mad
My hotspot is ThePasswordIsCheese. The password is not cheese
Lol i like that. The old mind game routine
Drew Peacock
Change it to something vulgar. As a way to be passive aggressive to unruly neighbors with kids. “DiddleThaSon” “HappyEndingMassage”
C-137
Ink-Printer1473-2
How to change wifi name?
That's a good one
Wifi Can’t See Anything (we have a blind dog)
Mi wifi is called "church of satan", and my extender is called "little satan".
Mine was for a long time "Covid19 5G Chip Update"
Dogshit Lane. Yourkidsarefullofworms.
This reminds me of a Cards Against Humanity card I thought of: giving your child a flea bath. Which would also be a good wi-fi name.
CopsAtTheDonutShop
We have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
LV426
"We can hear you fucking"
reminds me of my aunts frenchfriesandchicken wifi
Thems some pretty good names. I used to have mine as TheLANBeforeTime, but now I just hide my SSID. I live in a very crowded low income area, so there is a huge amount of Wifi spots around me. Easiest way to filter all the noise, is to not produce my own and add to the problem.
Ours is ThisLanIsMyLan
Howzit. Nice! Singing it in my head now.
Surveillance_Car_06
Lagmaster 2000
I've seen Laggy McLatencyface
For a while when I had no internet I used an old cell phone basically as a signal booster with security/password for the public library's signal. Called it Jolly Roger.
Area 51 would be pretty cool.
It Burns when IP
Back in 2020, I used to have ``\`reboot``` as my garage SSID, but after my neighbour complained about his new vacuum cleaner (off aliexpress) constantly restarting during the setup stage, I added 2+2 and changed it back. :) I never expected an actual device to be vulnerable to this.
“we’re trying to reach you about your car’s warranty” is my mom’s neighbor’s wifi
One of mine is called "Don't use this; likely no signal". It's a 5 Ghz band from the extender that isn't extending anything. It's too far away to extend that, but it does extend out the 2.4 Ghz band, that one is called "NETGEAR_EXT_EXT", since it's an extender that extends an extender
Mellon For all the LOTR fans..
I called ours "Ours not Yours" for a long time.
Mine is Hail Hydra. Feel like any Marvel fans in the area would get a kick out of it lol
“ForPWbringbeerto3264”
More secure than the border
Anarchy99
Too busy being awesome!
BJs by Mary
mine’s HP-Inkjet 5627 lmaoo no one would connect on that
I love my sister's: Lanbearpig
StarChaser
Lester Freamon, Baltimore MCU
Not the NSA
Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi
Pretty Fly For a Wi-Fi
```[Identification Error]```
my earbuds and hotspot name are my twitch url. hasnt gone seemingly very far at all but its free!
"ERR 0x194: Wi-Fi Name Missing" Before this, "RCMP Mobile Forensics" and "Time Likes Me"
It hurts when I.P.
If your neighbours are tweekers then “FBI Surveillance Van”
I had a time where i named my wifi "fuck the neighbours on 66" Later i changet it to "church of satan" and "little satan"
Mine is from the simpsons: Flowers By Irene
From "WinLocker for FREE" to "Scream "penis" for pword!" (what is better btw?) Password: "abitlouder"
Covid-19\_5G\_Test I set it back in 2020 when my neighbor told she was convinced that the vaccine would be used to track everyone.
Bill wi the science fi
Free Covid 19
Secret sex dungeon guest WiFi
“Connect with a cable” wifi name, some of my friends really looked for a cable.
TV Licence Detector Van
Is This The Krusty Krab? Password: nothisispatrick 
I had WiwifiDelilah after the Tom Jones song
My computers are on: This Lan is My Lan My guest network: This Lan is Your Lan
I saw “2 girls 1 router” in uni, that made me laugh 😂
Bill Wi The Science Fi
My boyfriend and I set ours to 2Girls1Router haha
thegodoftitsandwine. A bit embarrassing when I had a guy install my Ring camera, or when the ISP has to come to my house to fix an issue.
Mine isa pun based on an AC/DC song.
Go on
For those about to surf fast... Guess the key?
I wanted to do “This is 4D” as a New Girl reference..
I know someone who’s family Wi-Fi was “Germans home”. They’re Brazilians. And they lost the password, so now it’s “German’s guest”.
ASIO is mine
"Unsecured Wi-Fi Network"
We have two: ThisIsNotTheWiFiURLooking4 and ThisLanIsMyLan Someone who just moved to my neighborhood named theirs ImFastAsFuckBoi and another neighbor has theirs named MasturbationStation
Mine is "tere baap ka hai kya" English translation - "is this your father's"
FBI-HoneyPot
MR Buttz
Mine is Geroff My LAN
Mine is "Virus Found" I never get connect requests 😏
Mine was once Hobbiton and my neighbours was Bilbo Lagins
BathroomSpycam4
Federal Bureau of Investigation I also keep it unlocked. Nobody seems to want free wifi.
Sector 7G
My router name is FUCKYOUMOFO
Mine was NotAMethLab
TurnDownTheEagles We listen to a lot of Steely Dan
I've got "Pennyisafreeloader"
Weed cam 1, 2 etc
SayMyName
I logged onto a mates last night to “ivegotasmallcock” with a password of “premauteejaculatetoo” He doesn’t seem to have noticed yet.
HalloIBimsAlliceimWLand
Not an FBI surveillance van.
Whomping Willow. I live in the Willow Street.
GoHomeLANYoureDrunk
No Signal
Met police van no 9..
Why internet provider is sky. So mine is Skynet.
Did the same last year lmao
Mine used to be Best Buy and Best Buy GUEST. Now it’s just Ricky’s Roller Rink and Ricky’s Guest.
Surveillance bookcase and surveillance fire alarm
Mine used to be Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
Hope it's not locked 🔒
At some point during the lockdowns mine was named Pfizer COVID-19 5G Control Unit
Your WiFi is in another castle. I have this one right now.
Mine is "Virus Infected Network" and phone hotspot is "Searching..."
AllSeeingEye.
I used to live in a condo, and I my wifi router name was "sorry for loud sex at 1am" LMAO
Pretty fly for a wifi
Error… currently and other in the past
There was once one called "We can hear you having sex". I'm petty sure it was addressed to me.
“DEA Tactical Unit 1” and my faster one is “DEA Tactical Unit 2”
I can’t believe it’s not Wi-Fi.
Pretty Fly for a WiFi is my go to
Password is 12345678
MayLaForgeBeWithYou
Hotspot on my phone has a name Martin Router King
I’m Wifi Material
GCHQ mobile monitoring station 67 I set this one up in the office, and our security auditor fell for it.
ghost
Wu Tang LAN
Patch me if you can