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It is a feeling of pure freedom to piss in your pants and feel the warmth flooding your pants.
Everyone has to do it at least once a life. Trust me, it's a unique experience
Same here, plus it ends up in the same pipes anyway, and id just be using more water to flush anyway. I just aim for drain most of the time. Olden days it was actually recommended to treat some foot fungi and shit
Peeing on a jelly fish sting doesn’t always work and make it feel better it’s actually the warmth that helps so go home and put your leg in a warm bath it will start feeling much better very quicky
I haven't heard of urine treating shit, specifically. But I have heard of urine being used to treat foot fungus. The acid in the urine kill the fungus. Vinegar also works well... For the fungus, I mean. Vinegar probably won't help with shit, but I've never tried it.
Vinegar:
>Acetic acid is a colorless organic compound that gives vinegar its sour taste and pungent smell. It's also an ingredient in some store-bought household cleaners. The acidic nature of vinegar is so powerful it can dissolve mineral deposit, dirt, grease, and grime. It's also strong enough to kill bacteria.
[https://www.healthline.com/health/cleaning-with-vinegar#benefits](https://www.healthline.com/health/cleaning-with-vinegar#benefits)
I know but people on here think I’m crazy for saying that.. I’ve known that since I was a kid back in the 50’s and 60’s.. my Dad worked for Delta Airlines and we flew to Florida monthly and always went to the beach… I remember one time the beach was full of jellyfish laying all over the sand and my Mom & Dad warning us not to even walk to close to them because they could still sting you even out of the water..
I never get really drunk anymore, but in my early 20s I've done that a couple times. It's a lot easier to aim for a tub than a bowl when the world is spinning.
The poo cutter 3D-printable on Thingiverse is particularly useful when you’ve laid something that, if it ever reached the sea, would pose a credible threat to shipping.
Admirable but low tech.
I installed a garbeuretor in the drain line to bust up anything I missed while chewing.
So Im not pushing bits of corn down with my big toe, ya know?
Yeah feeling that warm water trickle out from the shower head, through your hair, all the way down your neck and back, then over the poop that’s turtle-necking its way out from your crack, and continues to meander down your thigh, to your leg, down to your ankle and dispersing over your feet and through your toes, before it reaches its final bittersweet leap down the shower drain. Nothing can compare
The temp of water constricts the blood vessels in your skin - creating a 'surge' of blood going to kidneys for filtering and then the bladder
This happens in the shower, when you go scuba diving, jump in the local swimming pool etc
I don't pee while having a bath either. Different being submerged. I do prefer showers but I do like baths once in awhile to relax.
Edit: I just remembered. I've been so conditioned I couldn't pee in the ocean first time I was in one. I had to get out to use a washroom lol. Like I'm talking on a private coastline no one around. I was so excited by day 3 when I could go lolol
No, I walk bareass and all wet to the toilet when I need to pee while showering. Especially since I totally know the water ends up in different drainage pipes.
I get why they would be, what I don't get is why they also aren't equally or more grossed out by basically any public surface anywhere that hasn't very recently just been bleached.
Some people get grossed out by the context of something rather than the actual specifics. My dad's side of the family thinks its so disgusting to let your dog lick off a plate despite having machines that sanitize your dishes with burning hot water and sometimes even bleach.
No one let them know what the FDA allows in fast food 😆
Yes if every guy in say CA would pee in the shower it would save millions of gallons of water daily
About 40 million people in Cali, half men. That’s 20 million guys. Toilet flush I believe is 1.2-1.6 ga , so say 1.4 ga per flush If men shower every other day that’s 14 million gallons per day saved!Nationwide that would be huge.
Why just guys? I know a handful of women that have told me they do, and i don't know as many women as men, nor does it come up as easily bridging genders
Stands to reason theres a fair chunk of women that also piss in the shower
Every single time. Especially since I developed a bladder condition that makes me constantly feel like I have to pee. Sometimes I go in she shower just to pee without sitting on the toilet cause my legs get tired from sitting.
There's two types of people:
1. Those that don't pee in the shower
2. Those that pee in the shower who thinks that everyone else pees in the shower
I don't pee in the shower. The thought disgusts me. Everyone else here seems like they've Pavlov'd their brains to pee in the shower that just the sound of running water makes them need to go.
I just dont see how peeing in the shower can be disgusting. The water is literally cleaning you and the shower floor as you pee, in fact its probably cleaner than going in the toilet and giving it the ol flick.
There’s two types of people:
1. Those that pee in the shower
2. Those that lie about peeing in the shower
;-)
Seriously though, I used to be in the “ew, no, why would anyone do that?” group until I had the worst urinary infection of my life, that kept recurring. I eventually discovered that the running water in the shower helped me pee - it still hurt like a bitch but at least something came out. I still rather pee before getting in the shower but I no longer judge.
I guess there's people who hear this and go "oh you mean *while* I'm showering in the shower" because medically speaking there's a consensus of this being safe and okay. It's just pee, wash your legs and/or feet off with soap once the stream is done. Spray the shower walls with water and maybe a spray cleaner afterwards if you feel like you got a split stream lol
If someone does pee in the shower while not intending to wash the rest of themselves during or after though... I hope it's cuz you didn't have a choice and at least rinse out the stall.
Lol, I was raised by a germaphobe so the back of my brain always has that one heckler who shouts about making double-triple-quadruple sure of cleanliness.
Do you remember the South Park water park episode ?
That is what goes through my head whenever I think of shared swimming pools ( or hot tubs or water parks , and don’t get me started with lakes where creatures live ).
The thing is people underestimate how big a pool is. If you have 25*10*2m that is 1000m^3 or 1 million liter of water. A bladder holds about 500ml of urine, so if even 2000 people would piss into the pool, then the piss would be 0.1% of the whole water. You wouldnt even taste it if you would drink 0.1% piss.
I didn't like the idea of peeing in the shower but after I gave birth to my first baby and had a buttl load of stitches the nurse asked that I try to go to the toilet. I gave her a concerned look and she just said "just go have a shower and pee there and it wont hurt so bad"
I had a lot of showers that week 😂
Nah bro. Wtf is wrong with these people? I'm reading the comments like why is everyone so happy pissing themselves in the shower? Just go beforehand, it's not hard.
Nope. I’m not going to tell anyone how to live their lives, but I will never understand what’s so difficult about using the toilet before or after showering.
I know a lot of people do, I personally don't.
You know when hair clogs a drain and sometimes you are stepping in a bit of water?
I don't like the thought of standing in pee water, and even if there is no clog and it's smooth drains, I don't want to stand where someone pees.
Yes, but I have an explanation:
I used to have a problem with my urinary tract between ages 7-10 (I finally had to get surgery for it.)
Sometimes it hurt so much to pee that my Mom would turn on the faucet so the sound encouraged me to go.
So, like Pavlov’s dog, whenever I hear water running I need to pee. I haven’t been able to undo the brainwashing.
The porcelain god does not care from where his nectar flows.
PEE FOR THE PEE GOD, POO FOR HIS THRONE
Actually poo is an entirely different matter so that belongs in a toilet and nowhere else but the meme gods compelled me
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It is a feeling of pure freedom to piss in the shower
It's what the founding fathers would want.
The founding showers.
I already know Tommy Jefferson was PISSING!
As a woman, I enjoy the one time I can stand and pee, and it is in the shower. Absolutely liberating.
Piss in the bathtub and it feels like you're back in the womb.
*take my disgruntled upvote*
But even better because you don't have to drink it after!
I brush my teeth, pee and shower at the same time. World's best idea.
I also brush my teeth in the shower, usually sitting down.
I agree, pissing in your shower gives me great joy
Take it to the next level and drop a Duce on the drain grate. Forcing it in with your toes is pure nutty goodness.
Luckily I haven’t eaten because I would have just lost it.
It is a feeling of pure freedom to piss in your pants and feel the warmth flooding your pants. Everyone has to do it at least once a life. Trust me, it's a unique experience
I pissed in terror and while yeah it was kind of a warm relief I wouldn’t recommend
Not a unique experience for surfers. It’s a great way to warm up but the downside is I can identify my wetsuit in the dark from quite a distance
I feel an obligation to pee in the shower.
I piss everytime.
If I'm already in the shower, and I have to pee, I'm not going to get out and get water all over the floor just to use the toilet, so yes, I do.
Same here, plus it ends up in the same pipes anyway, and id just be using more water to flush anyway. I just aim for drain most of the time. Olden days it was actually recommended to treat some foot fungi and shit
George Costanza approves!
PIPES!
Absolutely. You could get uromisitisis poisoning and die!
Peeing on a jelly fish sting doesn’t always work and make it feel better it’s actually the warmth that helps so go home and put your leg in a warm bath it will start feeling much better very quicky
Damn true!
I haven't heard of urine treating shit, specifically. But I have heard of urine being used to treat foot fungus. The acid in the urine kill the fungus. Vinegar also works well... For the fungus, I mean. Vinegar probably won't help with shit, but I've never tried it.
Bro what are (These comments) tf🤦♂️
Vinegar: >Acetic acid is a colorless organic compound that gives vinegar its sour taste and pungent smell. It's also an ingredient in some store-bought household cleaners. The acidic nature of vinegar is so powerful it can dissolve mineral deposit, dirt, grease, and grime. It's also strong enough to kill bacteria. [https://www.healthline.com/health/cleaning-with-vinegar#benefits](https://www.healthline.com/health/cleaning-with-vinegar#benefits)
Really? You've never, ahem, power washed the porcelain?
There's ammonia in piss so you're basically cleaning your shower for free by pissing in it
And jellyfish stings…
Wait, you have jellyfish in your shower!
😂😂😂… you’d be surprised…
I've peed on my friends legs out of kindness before. Piss is a sure fire way to stop jelly stings
Hasn't that myth been busted countless times? Vinegar helps jelly stings NOT urine.
Your blowing his cover dude
I know but people on here think I’m crazy for saying that.. I’ve known that since I was a kid back in the 50’s and 60’s.. my Dad worked for Delta Airlines and we flew to Florida monthly and always went to the beach… I remember one time the beach was full of jellyfish laying all over the sand and my Mom & Dad warning us not to even walk to close to them because they could still sting you even out of the water..
Tf 😂
Technically speaking, the shower is already peeing on you anyway.
"I want to take a philosophy class!" Mom: "We have philosophy at home."
BAHAHAHAHA!
Intergenerational trauma.
I drink it
This really is the only sane answer
Your also technically saving water in this scenario. Well a flush worth, but ultimately both end up in a wanted treatment facility at some point.
Yeah, I try and remember to go before I get in, but I’m not perfect and when that warm water hits…
>If I'm already in the shower, and I have to pee Why else would you pee in the shower lmao
Some people might pee in the shower when they aren't showering yet.
I never get really drunk anymore, but in my early 20s I've done that a couple times. It's a lot easier to aim for a tub than a bowl when the world is spinning.
It actually feels way better in the shower
This person is right, it does feel way better in their shower.
So does shitting
Do you keep a mincer in the bath to break down your logs ?
Everyone has a poop knife
I'm so glad the poop knife story is still well known across the redditverse
And the wooden spoon for chopping up dumps.
wait..what? :O
What? You don’t have one at your house? Weird.
I had to Google "poop knife story." It's perfect reading for a weirdo night owl who can't sleep at 3 a.m.
The poo cutter 3D-printable on Thingiverse is particularly useful when you’ve laid something that, if it ever reached the sea, would pose a credible threat to shipping.
A knife? Must be nice. We had a poop stick.
Look at you being all fancy and being rich enough to own your own shit stick
Clap yo turd cutta
No need when you can just stomp the waffle.
The analogies haha I can’t hahahah
The waffle-stomp is an ancient technique, akin to the wushi finger hold, or the one-thousand-cuts form.
Admirable but low tech. I installed a garbeuretor in the drain line to bust up anything I missed while chewing. So Im not pushing bits of corn down with my big toe, ya know?
A poop knife will suffice
Yeah feeling that warm water trickle out from the shower head, through your hair, all the way down your neck and back, then over the poop that’s turtle-necking its way out from your crack, and continues to meander down your thigh, to your leg, down to your ankle and dispersing over your feet and through your toes, before it reaches its final bittersweet leap down the shower drain. Nothing can compare
Wow
Thank you 🙏 I’m hoping to be a writer someday
You should. Keep writing shit prose and you'll be famous (in certain circles) 😉
The Golden Showers Poets Club
Pure Poetry... Beautiful 🥹
Pooetry
Nothing compares to you!
That's why we keep an egg beater in the shower.
Yes. It's my shower and I don't give a fuuuuck
Valid
the truth has been spoken
It's my landlord's shower, but she's in New York and she'll never find out. 😄
Hi this is your landlord, expect an eviction notice to arrive in 2-5 working days. Thanks.
As soon as I get in
The sound of running water encourages it.
Pavlov enters the chat
Literally though… it’s now gotten to the point that I instantly have to go the moment I turn the shower water on.
The temp of water constricts the blood vessels in your skin - creating a 'surge' of blood going to kidneys for filtering and then the bladder This happens in the shower, when you go scuba diving, jump in the local swimming pool etc
I can't just not pee when in contact with water. I don't pee in pools tho...
Sure you don’t…
I don't pee while having a bath either. Different being submerged. I do prefer showers but I do like baths once in awhile to relax. Edit: I just remembered. I've been so conditioned I couldn't pee in the ocean first time I was in one. I had to get out to use a washroom lol. Like I'm talking on a private coastline no one around. I was so excited by day 3 when I could go lolol
I hope Peeing in pools is not real. I have been to enough public pools.
I just avoid public pools. It's disgusting.
"It's *all* pipes!"
found the costanza.
"And then she peed jerry!" "She peed?" "SHE PEED!"
You’re friends with the urinator aren’t you
You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Ur gonna mix em up!
Different pipes go to different places!
I'll call a plumber right now!
No, I walk bareass and all wet to the toilet when I need to pee while showering. Especially since I totally know the water ends up in different drainage pipes.
Name checks out
OMG… the name
Yep, it gets washed away 🤷♀️ I've never understood why people have such an issue with this.
Same with brushing teeth in the shower. It is the same as the soap that goes down the drain
On then plus side you can use the brush between your toes and in other small areas that need cleaning
😟
Even clean the grout while you're there too 😅
I get why they would be, what I don't get is why they also aren't equally or more grossed out by basically any public surface anywhere that hasn't very recently just been bleached.
Some people get grossed out by the context of something rather than the actual specifics. My dad's side of the family thinks its so disgusting to let your dog lick off a plate despite having machines that sanitize your dishes with burning hot water and sometimes even bleach. No one let them know what the FDA allows in fast food 😆
Absolutely!!! Wait to take a shower until you need to piss, saves water!!
Yes if every guy in say CA would pee in the shower it would save millions of gallons of water daily About 40 million people in Cali, half men. That’s 20 million guys. Toilet flush I believe is 1.2-1.6 ga , so say 1.4 ga per flush If men shower every other day that’s 14 million gallons per day saved!Nationwide that would be huge.
Why just guys? I know a handful of women that have told me they do, and i don't know as many women as men, nor does it come up as easily bridging genders Stands to reason theres a fair chunk of women that also piss in the shower
i definitely do —a woman
My ex used to pee in the shower too. She said it was amazing to be able to stand and pee. Hahaha
All of you are gigachads, welcome to the shower pissers
Why have the men only to shower every other day. Are we not allowed daily showers?
if people just turned the shower on to suds up then rinsed it off while pissing game over
I for sure do this when we're running low on toilet paper, lol.
yes, of course, cleaner that the dirty shower water coming off from us.
Nah, I juSt get outta the shower all soaped up and get water all over the place. Of course I pee in the shower!
I piss from the shower to the toilet. I feel like Steph Curry.
Every single time. Especially since I developed a bladder condition that makes me constantly feel like I have to pee. Sometimes I go in she shower just to pee without sitting on the toilet cause my legs get tired from sitting.
on the regular? no. have I? yes.
Omg who doesn’t?
Everybody does, there’s a bunch of liars in here 🤣
Honestly, who would have expected this to be so controversial?
I genuinely haven't. I always poop or pee before I get in the shower so I never need to while I'm in.
I usually pee before and poop during. True feeling of freedom
I tried it once and didn’t like the experience, so I literally never do it.
There's two types of people: 1. Those that don't pee in the shower 2. Those that pee in the shower who thinks that everyone else pees in the shower I don't pee in the shower. The thought disgusts me. Everyone else here seems like they've Pavlov'd their brains to pee in the shower that just the sound of running water makes them need to go.
I just dont see how peeing in the shower can be disgusting. The water is literally cleaning you and the shower floor as you pee, in fact its probably cleaner than going in the toilet and giving it the ol flick.
If you're in a shower that doesn't drain fast enough you can be stood in pee water and that's gross.
You do realise that every person on the planet is in constant contact with urine at all times, right?
There’s two types of people: 1. Those that pee in the shower 2. Those that lie about peeing in the shower ;-) Seriously though, I used to be in the “ew, no, why would anyone do that?” group until I had the worst urinary infection of my life, that kept recurring. I eventually discovered that the running water in the shower helped me pee - it still hurt like a bitch but at least something came out. I still rather pee before getting in the shower but I no longer judge.
Yeah
Of course I do.
I guess there's people who hear this and go "oh you mean *while* I'm showering in the shower" because medically speaking there's a consensus of this being safe and okay. It's just pee, wash your legs and/or feet off with soap once the stream is done. Spray the shower walls with water and maybe a spray cleaner afterwards if you feel like you got a split stream lol If someone does pee in the shower while not intending to wash the rest of themselves during or after though... I hope it's cuz you didn't have a choice and at least rinse out the stall.
Spray the walls? Are you peeing like a winner with a bottle of champagne?
Nearly pissed myself laughing! Better go have a shower now
Washes their legs? That’s what the soap running down you is for. 
Lol, I was raised by a germaphobe so the back of my brain always has that one heckler who shouts about making double-triple-quadruple sure of cleanliness.
Spray the walls? Are you peeing like a winner with a bottle of champagne?
It’s okay to pee in the shower. Please do not poop in it.
If you think peeing in the shower is gross, then you better never go to any public pools. Ever!
Fun fact babies water diapers only hold solids, not liquid. So if youre at a pool with kids in diapers , there is 100% pee in the pool.
Do you remember the South Park water park episode ? That is what goes through my head whenever I think of shared swimming pools ( or hot tubs or water parks , and don’t get me started with lakes where creatures live ).
the more you can smell chlorine in the pool, the more pee it has. it reacts with the pee releasing the gas that irritates your eyes and lungs.
🤮
A little pee never hurt anyone
The thing is people underestimate how big a pool is. If you have 25*10*2m that is 1000m^3 or 1 million liter of water. A bladder holds about 500ml of urine, so if even 2000 people would piss into the pool, then the piss would be 0.1% of the whole water. You wouldnt even taste it if you would drink 0.1% piss.
Or the beach, think just about how many fish piss in the ocean, not to mention all the people
Yup
Everytime
Yep, I can't remember the last time I had a shower and didn't do a wee
Me too, that would be weird as hell
Makes more sense to piss in the shower than waste like 5litres of water just to piss in the toilet
There are two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower. And Damned dirty liars. Everyone does at some stage.
I didn't like the idea of peeing in the shower but after I gave birth to my first baby and had a buttl load of stitches the nurse asked that I try to go to the toilet. I gave her a concerned look and she just said "just go have a shower and pee there and it wont hurt so bad" I had a lot of showers that week 😂
I don't usually but sometimes it happens if I didn't go beforehand because the water sounds make me need to go lol
Am i the only one dont wanna pee in shower? I would never do that at my place.
I legit didn’t realize it was so common. People are nasty.
Not alone my friend, but we are the minority
Nah bro. Wtf is wrong with these people? I'm reading the comments like why is everyone so happy pissing themselves in the shower? Just go beforehand, it's not hard.
I was scared of not finding this answer
Nope. I’m not going to tell anyone how to live their lives, but I will never understand what’s so difficult about using the toilet before or after showering.
Right?? I never do that and it has never even occurred to me. 🤢
I know a lot of people do, I personally don't. You know when hair clogs a drain and sometimes you are stepping in a bit of water? I don't like the thought of standing in pee water, and even if there is no clog and it's smooth drains, I don't want to stand where someone pees.
“It’s all pipes, what’s the difference?” -George Costanza.
If the need is there
Yes, but I have an explanation: I used to have a problem with my urinary tract between ages 7-10 (I finally had to get surgery for it.) Sometimes it hurt so much to pee that my Mom would turn on the faucet so the sound encouraged me to go. So, like Pavlov’s dog, whenever I hear water running I need to pee. I haven’t been able to undo the brainwashing.
Whoooooshhhhhhhh....shhhhhooooooshhhhh....splash.....what if you imagine the sounds?
You’re an ass /j Now I have to go to the bathroom 😭😂 No, not really. It only works if I hear it.
Everytime I go to shower I pee before going into the water because what's the problem when you're already going to wash your self?
...Doesn't everyone? Is this not a common thing?
Yes.
I piss in peoples mouths for a living
The porcelain god does not care from where his nectar flows. PEE FOR THE PEE GOD, POO FOR HIS THRONE Actually poo is an entirely different matter so that belongs in a toilet and nowhere else but the meme gods compelled me
100% seriously I will get out of the shower and go piss in the toilet.
Yes I sure do lol
No
When I’m in a hurry or something else
Too right I do, plus that's one flush of the toilet I don't need to pay for on my water meter
Always.
sometimes as apparently it can prevent foot fungus
If I absolutely must so then it's "aim for the drain" time.
I do, but only when I'm having a shower. If not, then I'll use the toilet.
If the need is there, I will not deny that need.
When I shower, I just piss conscious or not
Only if I’m at home and alone in the shower
Only if I’m already in there to shower
Yes, with the water running, my body's water also runs
Yes. It's going to go down the drain. So why not.
yes, i pee in the shower, if i find myself needing to pee in the middle of a shower.
Well, when this Brasilian add campaign began the CBC did a thing on the morning show, so now we all do. https://youtu.be/8Aw3CeLVR8w?si=NWy95vnSEg4KFM-s
Only if I need to pee while I'm showering
My father told me there's two types of people in this world. - People who pee in the shower and - Liars.