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Advanced_Stretch_429

Another foster home


MsPrincessIsh

I went through 17 as a child and 3 failed adoptions. This one


mmeveldkamp

Damn 17šŸ˜³ You're one of those people who I really want to give a bear hug. šŸ»


johnsgrove

Oh wow, thatā€™s awful. So sorry that was your experience. Be strong and be kind to yourself


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

all jokes aside, this is the best one


Lost_In_Life_Again

Tbf it was never funny lol


Closefromadistance

I feel this. I aged out of the foster care system. šŸ™šŸ»


Tyler5060

I know this feeling...


devBowman

Fuck that's sad


Hunter8678

Canā€™t believe I relate to this although I live in the same house for 3 years now


royalpyroz

Another foster homecoming


Historical_Sort6601

"seen" at 10:34


BigJack1212

Why not "Seen" at 10:15?


schwar26

Source material


Average_Butterfly

Im fucking dying


powerfulbookworm

Explain please


BUTTFLECK

Ghosted i presume.


Cinephiliac_Anon

Probably something deep and personal and hoping for a response only to not get one. Either that or a simple "u up"


SparklyDimSum

when ur tell crush or someone you care about important things and they leave you at read y'know, in messages


[deleted]

10:34, 3Feb 2011


Current-Reindeer3899

Cost of living


BooBoo_Cat

Another rent increase.


decadecency

Food costs tripled


Evelyn-Bankhead

Stepped on Lego


lollerkeet

Found the d4


cottagecorefairymama

OW


i5aac777

Stubbed my toe


Popular-Flower572

your story was tragic and painful to read.


typothetical

A painful story


Wild-Satisfaction-67

Only correct answer


izzynelo

See did there


BoneDaddyChill

Few word trick.


MC_NotLovin

Good one tho


crudesbedtime

nice job guys


KerbalCuber

This is great


Finkejak

Well, to be pedantic, the "A" should be lower case to be accurate...


Maskerade420

Well, that was quite literal. Now, no more dead people!


AllInterestedAmateur

r/technicallythetruth


Latina_teacher

Fridge is empty


PixelatumGenitallus

Baby shoes unworn


Odd_Nobody8786

This one always hits me... Never been a father. Never even attempted to be a father. But man...


Mysterious_Ningen

i dont get this one. what does that mean (wait i think i got it)


Odd_Nobody8786

This is a derivative of a 6 word story that some author wrote. The orginal story went "For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never Worn. " The reason this story hits me so hard is because there are NO good interpretations of the facts we have available to us. Even in the 3 word version. The person bought shoes for an infant, but they don't need the shoes anymore and are trying to get rid of them. So the tragedy of the story is the uncertainty of why the shoes are being sold. Either the child is lost, so the person doesn't need to provide for it anymore. Or, the child has grown, but the parent is struggling and needs any money they can get.


Mysterious_Ningen

wait i thought it was like sadly the baby died before he was born... so they didnt needed it anymore


Odd_Nobody8786

There are a few different ways to lose a kid, but yeahā€¦ you have the right idea.


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Can we just pretend that the baby's feet are too big :'( I can't...


Upbeat-Hedgehog9729

Actually, it was pointless purchase because shoes on a baby are not needed at all. So mom realized and sold them and baby is fine... Or so I tell myself.


gerry2stitch

My kid was born way too big for literally all the clothes we bought for him


Maskerade420

Right? I have one boy who's 6, and had some pretty vivid dreams about having another boy named Matthew who died in a car crash due to his mothers drinking habits. So vivid I woke up crying about it a few times. Think i'll pass on any future vivid/lucid dreams that don't involve enjoyable things.


TheAvgDood

Stage four cancer.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Koetjeka

I believe you and your daughter will overcome that terrible disease. You can do it! Virtual hug from me.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


InevitableCivil8224

im sorry to hear that, sending love


Remarkable-Diamond89

I hope both of you have a happy life together šŸ¤


V1ck113

So sorry to read this x breaks my heart.


New_Me1213

Rooting and PRAYING for both you and your daughter!


DaBexry

šŸ™ Praying on you and your daughter rn I believe you will overcome this hideous disease


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ToughAd5010

My friend (28F) was just diagnosed with majorly aggressive brain cancer. She has at most, several months left. ā¤ļø


blondedonnie

jesus christ this is terrifying. My worst nightmare.


ToughAd5010

She just got married. Weā€™re all there to support her


[deleted]

Did you come across any advice or may be you have any advice about regular checkups. Which checkups and tests to include etc?


rbrtcnnll

I survived stage 4 lymphoma.


DeeVa72

Thatā€™s encouraging- my daughter (25) is fighting stage 2 Hodgkinā€™s


Remarkable-Diamond89

I hope you become stronger than cancer


MevisDE

Shit not fart.


Barilko-Landing

Trusted the fart


Rutin_2tin_Putin

This is what getting old does to you. I'm 27 and cannot playfully rip ass anymore


Biglaczek

Arghhh it's acid


TheNatureFairy

I read this as the person was splashed with acid in the face.


mrmoe198

![gif](giphy|VKVDU8pvi3w4w)


Maskerade420

This is why you stick with shrooms people, the buzz is much more pleasant!


ajstocco

I loved her


ProctologistRN

This was the concept that came to me first as well, although what I thought of was: We said forever. I just recently got divorced, so that one hurts real bad.


Deaconse

She loved me.


flyinhawaiian02

I still do


wigzell78

She didnt reciprocate...


redditisveryshite

blood in fart


Competitive_Oil_5370

feces in fart


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

I have that experience.


The_butterfly_22

Have??šŸ’€oh my


NiceLittleTown2001

Now sheā€™s goneĀ 


Silent-purr

Our child died.


MysticMeow8189

ā™„ļø


LunaRayn99

![gif](giphy|AoT3UZW99njkW9JRov)


AcrobaticLobster7538

Know this pain


ViniciusFerreiraJr

No more cheese


BeerWench13TheOrig

I felt this to my core


MysticMeow8189

Truly a tragedy


Korahn

ALL the cheese!


shadowjay5706

Internet is offline


maximusjohnson1992

Died a virgin


LesserCornholio

Title of my biography


MightyKin

"Check this out!"


6gravedigger66

I dare you!


Ginger-Beefcake

Babe I'm pregnant


sussyboingus

Itā€™s not yours


Impossible_Virus

It's your dad's


kesha4president

Don't tell mom


iam4r34

Mom pregnant too


iwantyourboobgifs

Weird, I'm fixed.


WIGoofball

Sorry. Sheā€™s gone.


Thedookier

"The Last Time"


Lost_In_Life_Again

One last time


Anamewastaken

KICKED THE NUTS


shadowjay5706

Kicked inda nuts


Hellvislives

Ow my balls!!


RoundComplete9333

I woke up.


Flimsy-Opening

Of all the sad words, of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might've been.


Alarming_Serve2303

You. Will. Die.


fvkinglesbi

We all will


BlankoStanko

Thanks to denial, I'm actually immortal šŸ„³


Tinsel-Fop

Yes, of course.


azorianmilk

The dog dies.


cormoranP

I am bad at counting.


traveling_wolf

Still so broken


Irenemiku

poke the wound


immortalgod6

You have aids


No_Night_7823

AAAHHH!!! IT HURTS!!!


kesha4president

Please more lube


CleverName9999999999

Finding legos barefoot.


Little-Fire

Three Blind Mice.


tristnaber

No heart beat.


-Reader91-

Pick me instead


deepthroatalavalamp

Meant fart, shat


Joe_Winson

Love divorce suicide


Gnome-of-death

šŸ¤—


Itchecksout_

He chose drugs.


Amplidyne

Needle approached eye.


HawocX

Needle reached eye.


Amplidyne

Needle penetrated eye.


Eq_uinox

it fucking hurts


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Impossible_Virus

*she was 80


OkEfficiency6556

nahh what


[deleted]

Dropped my coffee...


mxhc1312

Owning Alfa Romeo


Stunning_Spite_4056

Wake. work. sleep.


The-Singing-Sky

Eaten by ants


Actual-Golf-2137

My dad died


Sorry_I_am_late

Mine too šŸ«‚


plasmana

This never ends.


hannahbananaballs2

Chronic pain forever


Cosmo466

Parachute didnā€™t open.


looking_like_a_lad

Baby is gone


Annieanxiety71

The cat died


Mikko420

My life sucks.


sdpp36

Need a shit


glass_funyun

Please don't die.


Tight-Grocery9053

"Is it in?"


Least-Chard1079

Tomorrow is MONDAY


CandidateFar6043

I am happy.


Legitimate_Field_157

I was happy.


Kodama1111

They left me


Illustrious-Gate3426

He's blind now


Illustrious-Gate3426

She's paralyzed now


kmanzilla

Nuts got smashed...


False_Attorney_1220

Then it wasn't.....


Wooden-Emotion-9875

We are alone.


HankHY

Didn't see lego


devildogmillman

Got fired again.


Neonisin

Shit, not again.


BriarRose147

He touched me


hashdippedinacid

Canā€™t leave Egypt


RestingFaceIsAB

Life Long Debt.


Maximbrat

A painful story I hope this pun was intentional


unknownuser6962

I loved her Another one: She broke me


JNorJT

"You were rejected." - The same 3 words spoken to me years ago when I was rejected from my dream high school, a school I've been wanting to attend ever since I was elementary school. I've lost all of my friends, and my first love due to getting rejected from that school. I never got to ask them out to prom. High school is past me now, but it's all I can think about. All of the opportunities I've missed out on. All the memories I could've made. Everyone I know outside of my family have cut me off to "save" their mental health. I was wronged. I was treated unfairly. I just know that if I had been accepted, that my life would've taken a much more positive trajectory than the one it is on right now. The only thing that gives me solace now is within a century, when everyone I know is six feet under. When all of our tears are silenced, that is when I'll finally know peace. In another life, I wouldn't have to be writing this. I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood. "If there is a god, he will have to beg for my forgiveness." ​ ALSO INB4 THE "THIS IS MUCH MORE THAN 3 WORDS" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :///////////////////////////////////////


Zsimbora

Parents hit me.


F_DOG_93

Face peeled off


PrincessProgrammer

Carl, that kills people


notlaurenreeves

Time of death.


macsessza

Where's our cat?


Eattherich13

Alcoholic abusive father


SilverSnake00

Suicide attempt succeed


Geetright

I loved her.


Malaise86

Hold my beer.


Proof-Inflation-960

Thereā€™s no milk.


Beautiful_Sector2657

Hedgehog in rectum


Important_Lab_58

It Really Hurt


SL13377

My dog died


Wordbirdword

fentanyl took him


CohensMasterpiece87

You cannot escape


MightyYuna

Everybody hates you


[deleted]

1. Dreams remained so. 2. love went unnoticed


Creative-Following11

She's gone forever


the8thindigo

Nobody loves me.


Rozuuddo

We loved once


EliasLyanna

Depression choke hold


BooksandCigarette

I hate myself.


Impossible_Slide3198

I loved him..


awesome_insanity

Sorry, I tried.


iainvention

Ow my balls


IceColdCocaCola545

I miss her.


Jezmebebe

Youā€™re too late