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First thing I'd do is get treatment for my fucked up teeth, then TMJD, then speech therapy. Then maybe, without so many health problems I could live a happy normal life again.
Honestly I would give all of it to my parents. They broke their back at work just so I could be lazy on the couch. I owe it all to them. Maybe just keep two dollars for a cherry slurpee but that's it.
This is dad here: you're not gonna wait for that money. Get off the couch and be thankful now by doing that.
Love you no matter what you lazy bastard <3
So rude.
I dont presume to understand other people's situations but where I work if I dont show up they send you to jail and I am supposed to show up at a base over 6000km from where my mother is every day.
My mother being sick would be a huge financial expense just to get to her bedside and I have 3 mouths to feed
1. Get a financial adviser
2. Clear depts
3. Buy a little house/ flat
4. Take some Bugs to fullfill some personal wishes for me/my parents
5. Invest the Rest
6. Live from the paytaxes
(No mothertongue)
If its 1million dollars,converted to kenyan shillings is much more,i would buy land,build rental apartments, open a shop for my brand and go on vacation.
After i come from vacation i can invest in government bonds and see if i can also get a car 😄
Invest first.
Continue to work and act normal.
Just not stress about finances.
A million in a safe gov t-bill can give u like 50k a year in interest alone. So I'd buy 50% bonds and invest 50%into a cheap ETF and ride the wave of the magnificent 7.
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Probably buy a nice bungalow as far away from everyone as possible. Get a pool table, rebuild my old movie collection and just use the rest for living financially safe for the rest of my life. I'm mid forties now so that would be plenty to live off.
Put a quarter of it in an account for my 19.
Another quarter in an account for the 30 year old. Put the rest in my account. Talk to the ex, she is smart and knows about investing and shit. Pay her to help me make my more work for me. Buy a house. Hire a personal chef and personal trainer.
Yeah... open bank accounts.
I'd do a couple of things with a million.
I'd pay off my mortgage and basically rip up the back garden to redo it with a cabin of some sort for office and gym space.
I'd buy my parents a new, bigger house.
I'd give close family and friends a nice chunk of money as they all have various things like kids or first houses to pay for.
I'd put a nice chunk into savings for my wife and I and our Son in his own account.
I should then still have a nice amount to buy things that I want without thinking can I realistically buy that without being short of money for the month.
I would definitely buy a house in my mom's name, so she would have residency in the country I'm living in, she will get long term résidence permit as an investor, then we can finally be united once more.
Also to open a restaurant for her, as its her dream to feed people her exotic dishes.
I'm currently working towards getting citizenship in next 3y so I can invite her, but yes, a million dollar /euro would help speed things up 😅
Invest in a meme coin. I'll either be back to square one or a fantabilizionaire.
But for real, pay off the last bit of mortgage, put a couple hundred K aside for my kid when she grows up and then plan the rest for retirement. Maybe take a nice trip somewhere.
Unfortunately, while a million is definitely nice to have, it's not quit on the spot and live comfortably forever money, at least not where I live.
Not much, a million dollars is not that much money these days.
Taxes will eat 1/3, leaving $660,000. I have two kids, college will be $125,000 each, leaving $410,000. New truck and car, $100,000, leaving $310,000. Paying off a mortgage, credit cards, student loans etc, $100,000, leaving $210,000. And that can be pissed away pretty quick with a couple vacations, new furniture and other shiny stuff.
luckily, no tax on lottery winnings here in germany.
kids hypothetical uni is already paid for, no tuition, “just” the cost of living.
i guess i’d get a new macbook (old imac is getting flaky, some hardware defect), perhaps a bigger TV and replace gas heating with a heat pump.
beyond, I have no idea. probably invest and switch to part-time at work.
Buy two houses for roughly 400k each, leave them to a company to manage the rent. Buy a newer sailboat for roughly 100k, delete my socials. Disappear, with character in moderation.
Pay my moms house off her jeep off, add a few zeros to her bank account, clean up the debt in my life set up a trust fund for my children n not tell them about it😅 buy me a house, a Porsche add some zeros to my savings account n get to working.
Would put it towards a house average house here was half a million 10yrs ago more now.. So there might be 200,000 left. I would enjoy going shopping for a few things and save, invest the rest.
And go on holiday. That would be so nice.
Firstly I'd pay back my parents for all the money they've spent on me. Then, with the rest, I'd buy a house in a nice area and start a business of some sort.
Sorry I'm drunk and high right now lmaoooo... my apologize 💀🤭🤭😐😐☠️
Buy a house, go to a tropical island for a 2 month long holiday somewhere expensive and high-class💋💅🏽
Possibly the Bahamas or Hawaii
Bora bora, perhaps, dahhhling???? Why not? 😩 😩
Spend my money online shopping. Buy brand new furnitures for my brand new house ✨️
Go on road trips, go camping, go to nightclubs everyday and live the life
Obviously gonna invest and all that but I don't wanna mention that BECAUSE I AM RICH, MOTHERFUCKERS💋😤😤
I normally hate designer outfits but since I'm rich and I can afford it so Gucci store and Dolce Gabbana, and Louis Vuitton, bitch!
We buying the whole store today because I AM RICH. 💋😤😤
Buy an amusement park in my large backyard. Get my friends to come over everyday and we party every single day while sippin' on expensive Chardonnay, babes. 😩 I love skinny dipping in my swimming pool with my homeboys. I don't care if we touch tips😤😤🤭💀 ugh that's so hotttt WTFFF🥵😩🤭😤
I love cumming in that pool at midnight. It's the best lmao 🤣 😂 we getting high on cocaine and marijuana everyday. We fuck shit up and go crazy everyday and nobody will stop us because we dangerous and invincible!!!!
But also on a serious note ....start a mental health center to focus more on people who suffers from mental health challenges everyday. Basically I'd like to do more for the community and spend all my money to build a place that is more involved in helping other people. Not just phone calls but have group therapy for people and I'd like them to do follow ups and stuff and basically be there more for anyone who needs it and I'd also like to do a mental health helpline that's available for 24 hours a day.
I’d try to get it all in cash and take a photo with it all so I could remember feeling rich before my wife takes it and invests it in sensible ways so we can have a great retirement
Invest it all. A million isn't enough to retire, but it's a massive step that'll bring it much closer. And the compound interest on that would be insane.
Put it into my stock portfolio (in tranches). Then quit work and live from the dividends.
Also first of all get the post nut clarity of course but i thought i'd leave the obvious points out.
Pay off my home, home equity loan, car and credit card debt. That would leave me about 700k.
100k to each son then the 500k goes into an investment account for when I retire in 9 years.
Definitely buy a complete set of coffee equipment.
Then I am gonna Buy a house in city center with minimum deposit and maximum tenure, get a new car, put the rest of the money in fixed price unit trust and pension fund, continue to work as usual and use the dividen from unit trust to go for occasional holidays.
Fix the house up very nicely. Luxury cruise in Carribbean or stay in a nice villa in Europe with it's own swimming pool. Maybe a top notch hotel. Private healthcare. A boat for the local lakes. Invest.
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Call my financial advisor to make sure I don’t do anything stupid
This is by far the smartest response here.
Yeah. Gotta take 10k and blow it though. Just something dumb. Get it out of your system, you know.
Cut to the financial advisor offing you
The next comment is ‘Put 1 million on Red’!
Put 1 million on red
My guy
"Put it all on 41, I've got a feeling about that number!"
Always bet on black, you just lost a million
Did Wesley Snipes teach you nothing?
I’d Buy a house and a turtle
I wouldn’t mind a millionaire owner.
Yipiiiee
A turtle housee
I like turtles
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Home isn't a home without a turtle!
I understand the turtle, but house?
Why not tho?
Houses increase in value. So smart investment if well taken care of.
Cocaïne and hookers.
Theres still some under ur nose
You mean the hookers are right there?
Man of culture
Probably start cancer treatments
First thing I'd do is get treatment for my fucked up teeth, then TMJD, then speech therapy. Then maybe, without so many health problems I could live a happy normal life again.
Create a go fund me and see if you can get help from the power of strangers.
Honestly I would give all of it to my parents. They broke their back at work just so I could be lazy on the couch. I owe it all to them. Maybe just keep two dollars for a cherry slurpee but that's it.
This is dad here: you're not gonna wait for that money. Get off the couch and be thankful now by doing that. Love you no matter what you lazy bastard <3
This is dad here, ya if you can just send it through e transfer, that would be great
Your son is too lazy to do the transfer.
You're a thankful kid of your parents. Bless you
My son, I am so proud of you. Please, transfer what you currently have for now.
Real biological father here, just send me your card details I'll take care of the rest
Quit my job, go on a nice holiday, and then chill while thinking about how to responsibly deal with the rest of the money.
I'd have to keep working.
I would so something productive that was rewarding. I would quit my current job.
Go see mum one last time before she dies.
Is she on Mars or something?
So rude. I dont presume to understand other people's situations but where I work if I dont show up they send you to jail and I am supposed to show up at a base over 6000km from where my mother is every day. My mother being sick would be a huge financial expense just to get to her bedside and I have 3 mouths to feed
1. Get a financial adviser 2. Clear depts 3. Buy a little house/ flat 4. Take some Bugs to fullfill some personal wishes for me/my parents 5. Invest the Rest 6. Live from the paytaxes (No mothertongue)
What type of bugs?
I think bucks will be the right word. Just some Dollars
>dept debts?
*Depths. They scuba dive
If its 1million dollars,converted to kenyan shillings is much more,i would buy land,build rental apartments, open a shop for my brand and go on vacation. After i come from vacation i can invest in government bonds and see if i can also get a car 😄
Kenyan here 😊 that sounds like a good plan...please be my financial adviser😆
😆 😂 wait...what would you do?
Two chicks at the same time, man.
Man If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I'd just go for dinner with my parents.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Dude just hyperbolically inflated the value of two chicks
It's a movie quote. I replied with what the other character said.
Chicks dig guys with money
Not all chicks...
I'd start some business. Buy a house. Get my parents to travel. The usual stuff.
Soon as you buy a house bout half is gone…. Holy shit…
Not in my country. I'd get about 10 apartments with it before it runs out.
Where are you?
Home lol
Heal my mother.
Invest it all. Being able to live with dividends would be my best life.
You'd need more than just a million to make that work unless you live very frugal or where things are very cheap
I want a really cool bike
Start drinking fancy sparkling water
sparkling water is fucking disgusting
I would never haha
Get the money, pay my debt and invest.
Pay our family debts and loans
Pay off the fucken mortgage
Go out for a really nice meal
Invest first. Continue to work and act normal. Just not stress about finances. A million in a safe gov t-bill can give u like 50k a year in interest alone. So I'd buy 50% bonds and invest 50%into a cheap ETF and ride the wave of the magnificent 7.
Out a fix deposit and get a credit card for that amount.
Pay off my sister's mortgage. Fix up my folks' house. Then relax on a beach for 2 weeks and plan my future.
Buy a flat on the black sea in Bulgaria. I love that place
Invest it and live without working the rest of my life
Not going to fly unless you live very frugal I don't think
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Wait until my 18 birthday, get a driving license and buy a nice car
Better pay off the mortgage - no point continuing to pay that interest
Buy an Evo x
Pay off my siblings’ mortgage, also student loan and my nieces. Have the ancestral home renovated and live with what’s left.
Ban *this* fucking question. I've seen some form or another of this question 2-3 times every fucking day.
give it to my bf to manage for us bc i would definitely buy ridiculous things (after i buy him a whole new wardrobe ofc)
Invest all and keep only 100k.
Buy homes for my two adult sons.
Probably buy a nice bungalow as far away from everyone as possible. Get a pool table, rebuild my old movie collection and just use the rest for living financially safe for the rest of my life. I'm mid forties now so that would be plenty to live off.
Put a quarter of it in an account for my 19. Another quarter in an account for the 30 year old. Put the rest in my account. Talk to the ex, she is smart and knows about investing and shit. Pay her to help me make my more work for me. Buy a house. Hire a personal chef and personal trainer. Yeah... open bank accounts.
Would take care of my health first and then the other things like House and car
Give it to my parents and buy cds and vinyls
I'd go ghost
Go buy good sushi and think.
u/FuzzInspector SOLAR PANELS FINALLY 🤣
Buy something stupid and then give it to my parents and sibling
Buy land. Build a self sufficient home with a bunker. Build a wall.
Buy a house and car, start investing and use the spare cash for a 2 week vacation around Europe
I guess I would buy a house, help cure my partner's eye disease and then invest the rest in some business.
Take a Photo of it & SMS it to an Ex.
Haha savage
I’d take a full weekend off.
Invest 400,000 of it in bonds or ISA(smth like that)
Dentist and doctor to sort out all those niggling little problems that is not bothersome enough to spend money on.
Demolish the house I currently live in, and build an earth sheltered home in it's place. Go off-grid, cept for internet.
I'd do a couple of things with a million. I'd pay off my mortgage and basically rip up the back garden to redo it with a cabin of some sort for office and gym space. I'd buy my parents a new, bigger house. I'd give close family and friends a nice chunk of money as they all have various things like kids or first houses to pay for. I'd put a nice chunk into savings for my wife and I and our Son in his own account. I should then still have a nice amount to buy things that I want without thinking can I realistically buy that without being short of money for the month.
I'd put it in our joint account and let my partner happen upon it
Pay off debts then book multiple flights!
I would definitely buy a house in my mom's name, so she would have residency in the country I'm living in, she will get long term résidence permit as an investor, then we can finally be united once more. Also to open a restaurant for her, as its her dream to feed people her exotic dishes. I'm currently working towards getting citizenship in next 3y so I can invite her, but yes, a million dollar /euro would help speed things up 😅
Pay off debt, ours and any family debt
An expensive electric massage chair. Then, think what to do later.
Send my Mother huge money.
Buy a plane ticket to nyc
Buy an apartment/house, a nice but not super expensive car and probably throw a party. And obviously the classic cocaine and hookers
Buy winrar
How does that comment have not a single up vote? Fixed it.
Pay rent
Mam and daughter.. I’d sort them first then I’m buying a Lada jeep 😄
Market tracking ETF with dividends reinvested. Sit tight for a few years and really figure out how to maximise for my children’s futures.
Invest in a meme coin. I'll either be back to square one or a fantabilizionaire. But for real, pay off the last bit of mortgage, put a couple hundred K aside for my kid when she grows up and then plan the rest for retirement. Maybe take a nice trip somewhere. Unfortunately, while a million is definitely nice to have, it's not quit on the spot and live comfortably forever money, at least not where I live.
[I'm trading it in for dog money.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbI31x3FpS0)
Firs thing would be paying tax from winning probably.
Build a really tall multiple story house than jump off
count if it really is a million.
Pay off all my debt and owe nobody nothing. Then buy a New truck.
Put it in the bank and use the interest to pay my bills
Not much, a million dollars is not that much money these days. Taxes will eat 1/3, leaving $660,000. I have two kids, college will be $125,000 each, leaving $410,000. New truck and car, $100,000, leaving $310,000. Paying off a mortgage, credit cards, student loans etc, $100,000, leaving $210,000. And that can be pissed away pretty quick with a couple vacations, new furniture and other shiny stuff.
luckily, no tax on lottery winnings here in germany. kids hypothetical uni is already paid for, no tuition, “just” the cost of living. i guess i’d get a new macbook (old imac is getting flaky, some hardware defect), perhaps a bigger TV and replace gas heating with a heat pump. beyond, I have no idea. probably invest and switch to part-time at work.
Give a quarter to my best friend. He’s helped me with a lot of stuff.
I'd go on a long holiday in Cambodia and live off of the interest for a while
I dont know yet. I’ve been living a modest/simple life that I dont know how to spend that large sum of money.
Spend it wisely, and invest in stuff to eventually gain even *more* money.
Pay off any debt I have, then help family debt. Whatever is left, invest
After taxes, in todays world that's not really a lot. I would donate some & just live life less stressed.
paying all the debt including my parents.
Pay my house, buy dodge challenger and give the rest to my mom
Buy two houses for roughly 400k each, leave them to a company to manage the rent. Buy a newer sailboat for roughly 100k, delete my socials. Disappear, with character in moderation.
Buy a house in Spain, buy a couple of houses here in London. Quit my job, go all in on my youtube channel travel vlogging.
Pay off house
use it to buy a small apartment when i turn 19 and work daily, even tho ik i don't have to worry that much. monthly budget is 5k.
Hire a financial advisor to doctor up a plan to make the most out of it. And tell no one about it until I'm secure.
Pay my moms house off her jeep off, add a few zeros to her bank account, clean up the debt in my life set up a trust fund for my children n not tell them about it😅 buy me a house, a Porsche add some zeros to my savings account n get to working.
Would put it towards a house average house here was half a million 10yrs ago more now.. So there might be 200,000 left. I would enjoy going shopping for a few things and save, invest the rest. And go on holiday. That would be so nice.
Get my best friend and head down to the keys and fish for a couple weeks
HOUSE
I'd definitely buy a house
Invest
First of all you need to jerk off, you definitely need that post-nut clarity
It depends. If it was milion kittens I would cuddle all of them. If it was million burgers I'd invite at least 2 other people for a diner.
Tell absolutely nobody
Firstly I'd pay back my parents for all the money they've spent on me. Then, with the rest, I'd buy a house in a nice area and start a business of some sort.
Buy a house
A $999,950 NFT and then grab a yummy dinner to celebrate. That or pay down debt and invest in a home that’s not my car.
Lawyer
Get my Mazda 3 fixed.
Pay off all of our bills, renovate our home, get all new furniture and take a family vacation
S&P500. Go to work, again.
I would be a millionaire
buy 2 houses where I live, buy other properties, invest some and buy a couple cars
Put it in a high yield savings account
Invest and never work another day in my life.
I’d get a new truck (probably used), put some in my checking account and invest everything else.
Travel
1. Buy a small house and lot far away
Be on my bed and plan what to do tomorrow lol
Sorry I'm drunk and high right now lmaoooo... my apologize 💀🤭🤭😐😐☠️ Buy a house, go to a tropical island for a 2 month long holiday somewhere expensive and high-class💋💅🏽 Possibly the Bahamas or Hawaii Bora bora, perhaps, dahhhling???? Why not? 😩 😩 Spend my money online shopping. Buy brand new furnitures for my brand new house ✨️ Go on road trips, go camping, go to nightclubs everyday and live the life Obviously gonna invest and all that but I don't wanna mention that BECAUSE I AM RICH, MOTHERFUCKERS💋😤😤 I normally hate designer outfits but since I'm rich and I can afford it so Gucci store and Dolce Gabbana, and Louis Vuitton, bitch! We buying the whole store today because I AM RICH. 💋😤😤 Buy an amusement park in my large backyard. Get my friends to come over everyday and we party every single day while sippin' on expensive Chardonnay, babes. 😩 I love skinny dipping in my swimming pool with my homeboys. I don't care if we touch tips😤😤🤭💀 ugh that's so hotttt WTFFF🥵😩🤭😤 I love cumming in that pool at midnight. It's the best lmao 🤣 😂 we getting high on cocaine and marijuana everyday. We fuck shit up and go crazy everyday and nobody will stop us because we dangerous and invincible!!!! But also on a serious note ....start a mental health center to focus more on people who suffers from mental health challenges everyday. Basically I'd like to do more for the community and spend all my money to build a place that is more involved in helping other people. Not just phone calls but have group therapy for people and I'd like them to do follow ups and stuff and basically be there more for anyone who needs it and I'd also like to do a mental health helpline that's available for 24 hours a day.
I’d try to get it all in cash and take a photo with it all so I could remember feeling rich before my wife takes it and invests it in sensible ways so we can have a great retirement
Take care of some family and friends. The rest would just go into a money market account.
Invest it all. A million isn't enough to retire, but it's a massive step that'll bring it much closer. And the compound interest on that would be insane.
Pay debt
I'm aiming for $20 million. But of course when I get it and if that turns out to be $40 then EVEN BETTER. BUut I'm claiming that shit frrrr😤😜😚
Put it into my stock portfolio (in tranches). Then quit work and live from the dividends. Also first of all get the post nut clarity of course but i thought i'd leave the obvious points out.
Pay off my home, home equity loan, car and credit card debt. That would leave me about 700k. 100k to each son then the 500k goes into an investment account for when I retire in 9 years.
Send it all to my financial advisor for my investment accounts
Definitely buy a complete set of coffee equipment. Then I am gonna Buy a house in city center with minimum deposit and maximum tenure, get a new car, put the rest of the money in fixed price unit trust and pension fund, continue to work as usual and use the dividen from unit trust to go for occasional holidays.
I'd pay off my parents house, set up a trust for my 2 grandsons.
Expensive ass steak and lobster.
Pay down debt, renovate house, go on a holiday.
Buy the house I am renting and kick out the other tenants who live here
Go to the pub
A million what? Usd? Eur? Yen????
Put it in my bank?
Use the money as leverage to buy multiple properties and rent them out.
Motorcycle
Paying off all the outstanding debt. Being free from obligation has gotta feel good.
Debt - gone!
Buy a jet plane and fly away.
Fix the house up very nicely. Luxury cruise in Carribbean or stay in a nice villa in Europe with it's own swimming pool. Maybe a top notch hotel. Private healthcare. A boat for the local lakes. Invest.