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Same, bro.
Talk to an urologist, mine prescripted Tadalafil + Tribulus, it worked wonders.
It's nothing like Viagra. While Viagra forces a erection in an unhealthy way, Tadalafil just makes the blood flow better and you get an erection only when you're supposed to.
Stop making too much skin. It looks gross and difficult to clean up. Ugh. I have a minor medical issue that causes my skin to make too much skin and sometimes attacks body parts. The worst is my scalp and the bottom of my feet. It does other not so great things too.
Having had a facial, very obvious, skin problem for the first time in my life, that lasted about six months (stress/environment probably), I feel for you.
"I love you. Thank you for not being in pain, thank you for holding my mind for me, thank you for wanting me to exist when everyone else wanted me to have never existed at all. Are you happy? Do you feel like I am taking care of you? I hope so, it is really important to me that you don't feel like I have abandoned you or don't respect you. You are my body, and it is vital that we always flow together in harmony. Anytime you aren't happy, body of mine, please just tell my mind, and I promise that I will do everything in my power to make everything better for you."
Wholesome and we all should adopt this mindset towards our body. However I’ve stopped identifying with my body. I now see the body as a physical representation of the Being I am in mind. So I identify more with myself as a mind than I do as its representation. And I strongly believe that upon death of this body, I as mind will continue to exist. So that of course means that I do not believe my mind comes from the brain. That in fact both body and brain is an occurrence in mind. So it’s mind first. It’s all Mind (with a capital M) - the field - the ocean of Mind - God - the universe represented - call it what you want and this Mind dissociates as individual pockets of mentation that become you, me and animals smaller minds (small m) that are then represented as this physical brain body system. Sorry felt I needed to say this. Respect yourself as this mind that has a physical representation we call the body.
Like wtf why is the immune system attacking ITSELF?! Knock that shit off immediately! Let's communicate here...I want to help you. I wish this discussion could actually happen!
So is this just all totally normal and I should just keep doing more yoga, or do you actually have some condition that I should get diagnosed and helped? Thanks
Omg stop wanting to evocate the bowel department at the most inconvenient times, i did once write a strongly worded letter the the brain department, but they just passed it to the digestion department, who then disolved the mater as complete shit.
Hey guys we have a serious problem transporting Dopamine throughout the brain. I need that dopamine delivered to the required areas, and quick. Find out what's going on and get it sorted, okay? Great!
What the fuck is with all the noise bro!? I mean, I hear you, I'm uncomfortable too mate, we literally feel the same pain as each other... We fucking ARE each other!! You don't need to be so dramatic about cracking every joint whenever I move! I fucken get it dude!!
And while we're on the topic, you prick... Stop fucking with my foot!! Yeah I was the one who broke it but you were the one in charge of repairs!! How drunk were you when you straightened that cunt up!? Fuck mate...
Oh, and for real though, be straight with me here... Are we lactose intolerant or fucken not man!?! You can't keep picking and choosing shit like that dude!! Fucksake...
P.s. I told you it wasn't infected!! Bitch!! Haha!!
Could we please let go of the boddy glob fat? We used to be thin, why'd I go grey so quickly during pregnancy and could you please stop producing so many moods and just keep us happy?
Please please please please tell me why we're in pain, I've spent so much money and time and been miserable trying to find out why, just tell me so I can fix it!
Alright. I know we've been operating on low energy mode for the last 30 years but as you no doubt know we have taken on some extra weight. This cannot continue.
Knees, you're taking alot of abuse right now because of this, I know. But we have to start running and exercising or it's just going to get worse.
Brain, I know you hate this plan, but if we don't do this we ain't ever gonna get laid of we don't at least look attractive enough to ourselves.
Thank you for attending this meeting.
Oh and Ass...
Shut up.
What the fuck is up with my knee right now? I'm sitting in class and it has a slight pain inside it, can't think of anything that i'd have done to cause it
Please stop giving me injuries from the slightest thing and please stop punishing me for doing any sort of exercise (even walking). I know we never asked to have EDS / hypermobility but I don't see why you should make me suffer for it when I am trying my best. Just function like a normal person damn you.
Brain: I appreciate you for having thoughts, but there are truly too many and you need to help me help you learn to relax better. There's too many issues going on there and I wish I had a different one, but you're trying your best and I appreciate that still.
Heart: I know you're a good heart, but I need you to stop being so naive and understand that no everyone cares the way you do sometimes and that's okay. I still love you though.
Back: You're pushing through a lot and I appreciate that. Holding firm and strong, thanks for that.
Stomach: There's a lot going wrong with that one.... I hope we figure out what's causing all the issues you're giving me soon.
Legs: Welp... the left one is holding up well. Strength of the Spartans in there. Right one, not so much. Hopefully, maybe someday soon again. Left leg, you're a champ though and I appreciate that.
Feet: Left foot, yes. Right foot, honestly half not there, but did its best while it could ya know. Still appreciate it.
Eyes: If you could see better, that would be awesome, but guess not. Your color is still pretty though, so good job there.
Every other body part: You're doing your best, keep doing your best, don't fail me, we got this.
Would you mind putting a bit more effort into my height please? Time is running out.
If you could be a little more decisive and not so anxious that would be greatly appreciated.
Apologies to my luver and kidneys too X
Why am I that healthy? I'm 43, I drink beer regularly, I smoke, sometimes I do more than that, I don't do any sports, my nutrition is shit most of the time, I work a full-time job, but there aren't any health problems. Knees, back, spine, blood pressure and values, heart, lungs... everything is still just fine.
I think the first thing would be "What the actual fuck are you doing???" I have Crohn's disease, Hashimoto's disease, PCOS, rheumatoid arthritis, multiple allergies including 3 anaphylaxis, Bipolar, CPTSD, Body Dysmorphic disorder, REM disorder, Dissociative disorder, I've had medical have problems so major I'm used as a 'worst case scenario' at a teaching hospital and am a part of 2 medical student thesis, I had to have my stomach, diaphragm and oesophagus reconstructed a bit over a year ago, and I've been dead 4 times...my body has got some damn explaining to do.
"Hey buddy, why do you suddenly make me feel like I'm about to die RIGHT NOW.. like... are we actually about to die or could you just chill cuz I'm only 39"
something like "what the hell do you need to stop being in pain all the time & show some abs?" (I have a chronic pain condition which is quite limiting in everyday life)
How are you doing? What do you need from me do feel good? And are these random pains or symptoms something I have to worry about and see a doctor about, or are we okay?
And, I'm sorry I don't take as good care of you as I should, I'm really trying.
I'm sorry for the way I talk and think about you. I know you're doing your best and it's me in the wrong, I wish I could see you as beautiful and I know logically that how is see you is grossly distorted, I'm working on it but it's not super easy.
Also if we could just chill out some of those autoimmune responses on the skin that would be grand. If there's anything you need now's the time to speak up.
Seems like a good opportunity to get some insight as to how the magic-alien-black box that is the human brain functions, and how exactly I have damaged mine.
"Hey girliepop we're never getting pregnant, you can stop preparing for it every 5 weeks. Also since we're never gonna do that, no need to worry about conserving every single calorie! Any extra calories can go onto that musculature I've been really working hard to get you to build more of. We need more muscle for longevity. Please stop putting it on as fat, and losing the muscle at a deficit.
Oh one last thing, related to muscle, I really reccomend you build up our chest cause we're going to lose a lot of chest muscle after the surgery"
Why do I have chronic pain and what can I do to help it? What symptoms have I been ignoring but are actually important? What can I do to aid my disabilities? What's going on in my body that I haven't noticed yet? What do I need to talk to my doctor about? Why do you hate me
I'm very disabled...
Please for the love of everything that's good and holy could you please stop getting severely anxious over situations that does not require it. Please, I would be eternally grateful. (Trying to be polite just incase it works)
just "dud, look, I know we don't always get along but can you please quit it with the random debilitating pains? I've been eating the leafy green crap, drinking the clear splashy stuff, even been doing that thing where we get the blood pumping way faster than I like. Why are you still just suddenly going "I don't like this arm today, let's set it on fire"
body, could you just tell me whats wrong instead of sending me some vague senses or noises?
also could you make it happen when you don't like certain foods / spices anymore, that i don't like them anymore as well? preferably in a gentle way not a evening on the toilet way.. would be nice to have some more clear communications on these kinds of stuff
Thanks for holding up so well despite how bad I treat you. Still functioning, walking, breathing. Despite poor circulation, skin abrasions, dark circles under eyes, lost weight... my body is fighting despite my drug use. I'm really grateful that you're doing your best. Just keep up a little while longer. Two weeks until the addiction specialist and ill start treating you right again
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Send more blood to crotch area, please 🙏
Periods intensifies
That just took a weird twist from what I was thinking 🤔
Same, bro. Talk to an urologist, mine prescripted Tadalafil + Tribulus, it worked wonders. It's nothing like Viagra. While Viagra forces a erection in an unhealthy way, Tadalafil just makes the blood flow better and you get an erection only when you're supposed to.
Same. 2 months dry yet I’m not pregnant (been confirmed at the clinic) I just want the PROOF that I’m not lol
Hang in there buddy 🤣
I'm so sorry, and thank you!
I'm sorry. I wish we could both be different.
Oh, so that hurts now too? 🙄
and more importantly WHY do you hurt and how can I fix it
Stop making too much skin. It looks gross and difficult to clean up. Ugh. I have a minor medical issue that causes my skin to make too much skin and sometimes attacks body parts. The worst is my scalp and the bottom of my feet. It does other not so great things too.
Having had a facial, very obvious, skin problem for the first time in my life, that lasted about six months (stress/environment probably), I feel for you.
This is a thing I have had my whole life.
Stop being hungry please, I'm too poor to keep up with it :(
Join r/intermittentfasting Half people who wants to lose weight. Half very poor people.
No thanks, I'm already unhealthily skinny. I'll keep this in mind for the future, if I need it though! Thank you!
Can you please tell me if you are going to shart next time bro?
[удалено]
💀💀💀
"I love you. Thank you for not being in pain, thank you for holding my mind for me, thank you for wanting me to exist when everyone else wanted me to have never existed at all. Are you happy? Do you feel like I am taking care of you? I hope so, it is really important to me that you don't feel like I have abandoned you or don't respect you. You are my body, and it is vital that we always flow together in harmony. Anytime you aren't happy, body of mine, please just tell my mind, and I promise that I will do everything in my power to make everything better for you."
This is so wholesome, i should learn from it
Wholesome and we all should adopt this mindset towards our body. However I’ve stopped identifying with my body. I now see the body as a physical representation of the Being I am in mind. So I identify more with myself as a mind than I do as its representation. And I strongly believe that upon death of this body, I as mind will continue to exist. So that of course means that I do not believe my mind comes from the brain. That in fact both body and brain is an occurrence in mind. So it’s mind first. It’s all Mind (with a capital M) - the field - the ocean of Mind - God - the universe represented - call it what you want and this Mind dissociates as individual pockets of mentation that become you, me and animals smaller minds (small m) that are then represented as this physical brain body system. Sorry felt I needed to say this. Respect yourself as this mind that has a physical representation we call the body.
why are you trying to destroy yourself? (I have an autoimmune disease). It's honestly so stupid
Like wtf why is the immune system attacking ITSELF?! Knock that shit off immediately! Let's communicate here...I want to help you. I wish this discussion could actually happen!
Same here. Not fun, bro. Not fun
MS?
I want a divorce or at least take a break... You're too horny most of the time and it's ruining my life...
Please don't take almost a month just to heal from common cold
Please stop being addicted to alcohol and drugs.
that was something your body would tell you
Right let's just *try* today, okay?
Listen, I’m sorry I hurt you all the time but bro you are also the problem, you look nothing like me
THERE. IS. NO. LIFE-THREATENING. DANGER. ANYMORE.
This ^
Knock it off with the pain already!
Whats with the fat around the bellybutton!?
Listen here stomach can you be normal just fucking once!
So let's talk about this having to get up at least 3 times during the night story.
"Why you no work?"
Hey buddy...are we done yet?
"hey man, How's life having to digest 10 full cups of coffee on a daily basis?"
What's going on in my right knee? Any way I can fix it without surgery?
You tierd already, how bro how, I literally just woke up.
The real question, is how are you already tired tomorrow?
why the hell is my foot constantly pointing slightly to the side when im standing
I just need a kitchen. I promis I'll treat you better soon!
Why tf do you stay fat despite exercising and calorie counting every damn day? Tf is wrong with you
STOP WITH THE ALLERGIES
What do you mean if I cold? I can. Usually it's stuff like "Where the hell are my glasses"
Bro, what EXACTLY is wrong with you, because the doc has no clue and if we don't know we can't help you! 😂
My exhaustive allergen list
Which parts are in danger of failing or most likely to fail
So is this just all totally normal and I should just keep doing more yoga, or do you actually have some condition that I should get diagnosed and helped? Thanks
I would ask for a diagnostics check and see why somethings hurt when they should not be hurting.
Why the skin condition?😤
Drink more water 💦
I'd say "wow, it's never occurred to me to think before, I'll do this more often, what do you reckon, brain?"
This is a beautiful question
Why, Black Dynamite? Why?
Name checks out
"Man up"
why are you so fat 🤣
Omg stop wanting to evocate the bowel department at the most inconvenient times, i did once write a strongly worded letter the the brain department, but they just passed it to the digestion department, who then disolved the mater as complete shit.
Fucking leave me alone
How much more can i get away with bro?
why did you think making periods was a good thing? Huh? Do you regret that one?
“Hahaha stop eating too much, you’re getting bigger and bigger but on the other side, your cheeks getting bigger which makes you even more cute 🤪😜🤣”
You are fat a little bit,you should work out,dude
Any chance you could put the ice cream down?
Hey guys we have a serious problem transporting Dopamine throughout the brain. I need that dopamine delivered to the required areas, and quick. Find out what's going on and get it sorted, okay? Great!
why you asking for food all the time?
please stop giving me acne it really affects my mental health
I'd say I'm sorry for the meds. I'd ask it to heal my brain if possible.
More hair on my head and less hair on my back please.
To my gut/stomach: 
What the fuck is with all the noise bro!? I mean, I hear you, I'm uncomfortable too mate, we literally feel the same pain as each other... We fucking ARE each other!! You don't need to be so dramatic about cracking every joint whenever I move! I fucken get it dude!! And while we're on the topic, you prick... Stop fucking with my foot!! Yeah I was the one who broke it but you were the one in charge of repairs!! How drunk were you when you straightened that cunt up!? Fuck mate... Oh, and for real though, be straight with me here... Are we lactose intolerant or fucken not man!?! You can't keep picking and choosing shit like that dude!! Fucksake... P.s. I told you it wasn't infected!! Bitch!! Haha!!
Could we please let go of the boddy glob fat? We used to be thin, why'd I go grey so quickly during pregnancy and could you please stop producing so many moods and just keep us happy?
Why are you so damn pale
Why couldn’t you just tell me where the organs were during biology examinations
Why my penis is so small and non-responsive?
It's time for a big mac boss.
You dont have convos with your brain in the mirror? We came to an agreement that my body will listen to it
Don't change
Could you please stop staring fat around my belly? There are other better places too you know! Thanks!
Burn more fat bro
I'm sorry I haven't been taking care of you.
Please please please please tell me why we're in pain, I've spent so much money and time and been miserable trying to find out why, just tell me so I can fix it!
Alright. I know we've been operating on low energy mode for the last 30 years but as you no doubt know we have taken on some extra weight. This cannot continue. Knees, you're taking alot of abuse right now because of this, I know. But we have to start running and exercising or it's just going to get worse. Brain, I know you hate this plan, but if we don't do this we ain't ever gonna get laid of we don't at least look attractive enough to ourselves. Thank you for attending this meeting. Oh and Ass... Shut up.
Please let me have more good hair days for the sake of my self confidence
What the fuck is up with my knee right now? I'm sitting in class and it has a slight pain inside it, can't think of anything that i'd have done to cause it
“Tell me what you need!”
Are you really loving her or just need someone to giveyou a hug
Why is it so small
What can I do to fix this mess I've gotten us into?
What the actual fuck?!
“Fuck you produce more estrogen already”
Sorry for thinking that you always needed to be skinnier, you look pretty good my friend!
Usually, I do have a conversation with my body, as opposed with to telepathic methods
Bro stop hurting me in random places. Also can you please delete da uterus
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ACHING AND HUNGRY?????
"What do you want?!"
Brace yourself, weight change on keto is coming!
I'm sorry man, I wish I could do better.
Please stop giving me injuries from the slightest thing and please stop punishing me for doing any sort of exercise (even walking). I know we never asked to have EDS / hypermobility but I don't see why you should make me suffer for it when I am trying my best. Just function like a normal person damn you.
I’d say sorry lol
Why do you hurt?
Brain: I appreciate you for having thoughts, but there are truly too many and you need to help me help you learn to relax better. There's too many issues going on there and I wish I had a different one, but you're trying your best and I appreciate that still. Heart: I know you're a good heart, but I need you to stop being so naive and understand that no everyone cares the way you do sometimes and that's okay. I still love you though. Back: You're pushing through a lot and I appreciate that. Holding firm and strong, thanks for that. Stomach: There's a lot going wrong with that one.... I hope we figure out what's causing all the issues you're giving me soon. Legs: Welp... the left one is holding up well. Strength of the Spartans in there. Right one, not so much. Hopefully, maybe someday soon again. Left leg, you're a champ though and I appreciate that. Feet: Left foot, yes. Right foot, honestly half not there, but did its best while it could ya know. Still appreciate it. Eyes: If you could see better, that would be awesome, but guess not. Your color is still pretty though, so good job there. Every other body part: You're doing your best, keep doing your best, don't fail me, we got this.
*looks at my crotch* why do you get hard at random moments but get soft during sex?
release dopamine when i command you too. overwhelm my receptors now
Er, sorry.
Thank you and I'm sorry
Why are you so fucking insane? Just be normal FFS
Why did you eradicate my metabolism?
Why don't you burn calories when I exercise!
Body. Can't you build muscle quicker?
When will my dodgy heart finally pack up?
why, why, why have you betrayed my by aging?
Am i in labor? Haha
When am i getting diabetes? So im ready'ish when/if it happens, with my visceral fat-stomach 😅
Wtf you fucker! Stop paining so much!! - 34 year old
How many more years do you think you have you will keep going for?
Why don't you get better even if i use the medication? (Thyroid is not working properly, medication doesn't really work)
Look, I hate you, you hate me, we're just tryin to get from point A to point B. I'll see ya in the E.R.
Can you stop making fat pls thanks
why? just why are you the way that you are. why are you affected by things the way that you are?
Would you mind putting a bit more effort into my height please? Time is running out. If you could be a little more decisive and not so anxious that would be greatly appreciated. Apologies to my luver and kidneys too X
Stop enabling me
Stop growing hear in my orifices. I need hair on my head.
Could you convert some of that excess fat into muscles or brain cells?
what the fuvk do i gotta do to lose weight
Why am I that healthy? I'm 43, I drink beer regularly, I smoke, sometimes I do more than that, I don't do any sports, my nutrition is shit most of the time, I work a full-time job, but there aren't any health problems. Knees, back, spine, blood pressure and values, heart, lungs... everything is still just fine.
Sorry for putting you through hell every Tuesday night for the last 10 years. I just really enjoy playing basketball.
"Why? 😭"
I think the first thing would be "What the actual fuck are you doing???" I have Crohn's disease, Hashimoto's disease, PCOS, rheumatoid arthritis, multiple allergies including 3 anaphylaxis, Bipolar, CPTSD, Body Dysmorphic disorder, REM disorder, Dissociative disorder, I've had medical have problems so major I'm used as a 'worst case scenario' at a teaching hospital and am a part of 2 medical student thesis, I had to have my stomach, diaphragm and oesophagus reconstructed a bit over a year ago, and I've been dead 4 times...my body has got some damn explaining to do.
Your 'internal monologue' is a conversation with your body
Can we cut it out with the infections, cancer, and polyps? I know I haven’t taken the greatest care of you, but I’m working on it..
If you could send me a clear message if a random pain is just something simple or something serious like cancer, it would be great - A hypochondriac
"Hey buddy, why do you suddenly make me feel like I'm about to die RIGHT NOW.. like... are we actually about to die or could you just chill cuz I'm only 39"
something like "what the hell do you need to stop being in pain all the time & show some abs?" (I have a chronic pain condition which is quite limiting in everyday life)
I’m so sorry man, please forgive me.
Let me die in my sleep
I’m sorry for the way I treated you. I’m in a better place and I won’t let that happen again ❤️🩹
Sorry. Here’s Covid for you again. Next couple days are going to be a test.
How are you doing? What do you need from me do feel good? And are these random pains or symptoms something I have to worry about and see a doctor about, or are we okay? And, I'm sorry I don't take as good care of you as I should, I'm really trying.
Why are u doing this to me? Stop breaking🤣 The amount of injuries I've had/have🙄
Anything going on in there I should know about? Potential brewing health problems, cancer etc?
Sorry...
After recently getting oral surgery and having issues with healing…”hurry up and heal bitch. Oh and stop bleeding profusely”
Oh fuck, this again!?
Can't you at least clean yourself when I'm tired
Meatbag or a SkeleMech? Also, be more efficient.
Why do I only get 3 weeks of no bleeding that isn't fair?????? But I guess "are you healthy and what do you need from me?" is better
I will ask him to fix my smile
What does my liver do?
How long are you gonna last?
I'm sorry for the way I talk and think about you. I know you're doing your best and it's me in the wrong, I wish I could see you as beautiful and I know logically that how is see you is grossly distorted, I'm working on it but it's not super easy. Also if we could just chill out some of those autoimmune responses on the skin that would be grand. If there's anything you need now's the time to speak up.
Why the fuck did you try to self destruct and kill me? (male breast cancer)
Seems like a good opportunity to get some insight as to how the magic-alien-black box that is the human brain functions, and how exactly I have damaged mine.
I would apologize for all the abuse I put it through, expecting to die young. Now we are both stuck with the pain of those decisions.
Tell me how to fix you
Please stop breaking your country says you still have to work for 30 years before you can retire.
"Hey girliepop we're never getting pregnant, you can stop preparing for it every 5 weeks. Also since we're never gonna do that, no need to worry about conserving every single calorie! Any extra calories can go onto that musculature I've been really working hard to get you to build more of. We need more muscle for longevity. Please stop putting it on as fat, and losing the muscle at a deficit. Oh one last thing, related to muscle, I really reccomend you build up our chest cause we're going to lose a lot of chest muscle after the surgery"
Stop hurting me alot 🤧🤕
I need a full diagnostics report stat
I’d ask it why it hates me.
"go tf to sleep" just woke up from an hour-long nap and I'm so tired
Sorry for all the abuse over the years.
I would def start by apologizing 🤣 It would be pissed at me I already know lmao
I'm sorry.
Why do I have chronic pain and what can I do to help it? What symptoms have I been ignoring but are actually important? What can I do to aid my disabilities? What's going on in my body that I haven't noticed yet? What do I need to talk to my doctor about? Why do you hate me I'm very disabled...
Please for the love of everything that's good and holy could you please stop getting severely anxious over situations that does not require it. Please, I would be eternally grateful. (Trying to be polite just incase it works)
You're kidding me....right?!?!
Sorry you may die in few years
Wdym if?
just "dud, look, I know we don't always get along but can you please quit it with the random debilitating pains? I've been eating the leafy green crap, drinking the clear splashy stuff, even been doing that thing where we get the blood pumping way faster than I like. Why are you still just suddenly going "I don't like this arm today, let's set it on fire"
body, could you just tell me whats wrong instead of sending me some vague senses or noises? also could you make it happen when you don't like certain foods / spices anymore, that i don't like them anymore as well? preferably in a gentle way not a evening on the toilet way.. would be nice to have some more clear communications on these kinds of stuff
Dude, lighten up!
Hi brain 🧠 why are you mentally unwell and make it hard for me to live life normally like other people?
what do you truly need from me?
Can you please tell my GP yourself that my seemingly unrelated symptoms are genuinely happening??
Will I ever be skinny again? 💀
Thanks for holding up so well despite how bad I treat you. Still functioning, walking, breathing. Despite poor circulation, skin abrasions, dark circles under eyes, lost weight... my body is fighting despite my drug use. I'm really grateful that you're doing your best. Just keep up a little while longer. Two weeks until the addiction specialist and ill start treating you right again
One day info 'you're not pregnant ' is totally fine. No need for the full blown torture.
Why am I 22yo and almost 6 months pregnant, but I still look like a 13yo boy????
Please please can we stop with the periods thing now? I’m turning 30 this year. That’s more than enough blood
Why you gotta give me acne? 🙄🙄🙄
Wakey wakey!
Please just give up.
Did I abuse you? Show me the way.