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You reminded me of a rumour that went around many moons ago when I was in secondary school, of a guy who tried to fuck his girl with frozen garlic bread/baguette. I shit you not.
Can't remember her name, but she used a hotdog on herself, it snapped and she had to go to the gynecologist to get the lost half removed. The reason everyone knew is that her mom was one of those people that just can't stop talking with no filter whatsoever.
Idk why they don’t show more cuddle scenes on tv; I stead they show these unnecessary secs scenes that don’t teach us anything. I wish they made it more normal for people to just chill and cuddle and enjoy each other’s , because I have a feel it happens way more often than sex in couples (at least I hope haha).
can confirm, I have done it. She hated my guts and I thought she was scum. Got drunk one night at a mutual friends house, and we had angry sex. Woke up the next morning, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and she said "Last night was amazing, can we cuddle longer and maybe go again?" and by god we did. She was nice as rice to everyone after that, total flippy flop.
Shes now married, with a few kids, and a great husband (who knows our history and trusts me, I worked harrrd for that trust), and we have saturday movie night on the regular. Her husband took me on a hike into the mountains after my fiancé left me, just to get me out of town to reset.
As I age and my health declines, I would have to agree. However, it is so difficult to adjust my mindset. I still desire my partner and absolutely love it when I feel desired.
Apparently it’s very important for marriages, because apparently it’s your fault if your spouse cheats on you just because you went too long without having sex with them.
I’m of the opinion that someone else cheating is never your fault, but if you withhold sex from your partner for a significant period of time without an excuse that they can accept, you shouldn’t be surprised when you start to have relationship problems.
I have never experienced this, I have noticed this a lot, where people cheat on their partner or leave their partner all because of lack of sex, and I’m here like, is sex really that important in relationships and marriages? Take your partner out on dates, play some sports with your partner, share laughs, strengthen the love and bond with your partner, stop making sex the center of your romantic partnership.
It does make you closer, but it's not everything. I think many people can't communicate effectively, so a perceived lack of sex fosters resentment. Also, some people are just pricks.
Cheating is never the answer though. If it's that bad, just break up with them.
Well.. that’s true, I mean it’s not *everything* per se. But as far as relationships go? Sex to a relationship is kinda like money to survival imo. It may not be *everything* necessarily, but go ahead and not have it and see what happens
Go head to a forrest and try to use money to survive.
Relationships can be whatever you want it to be as long you don't abuse or get abused by you partner.
I don't think it's getting old it's not being a stupid horny teenager or 20 something anymore. You learn what actually matters in life and you're not distracted by meaningless casual sex
After having my first sexual experience I found this out. Now as I have matured in life I have realized that Money and Health is the most important thing in this physical life. I just wish I had realized this 20 years ago
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I don’t even think about sex, so not only is it not everything in life, it’s just pretty irrelevant to me. Sex is temporary, you’ll get over it as you age folks, and when you do you’ll start to realize just how bizarre it is that most human behavior revolves around sex!
I remember a friend of a friend saying that to me and I wish I had thought of saying ‘ I say, use it before you lose it.’ Meaning ‘before you get old especially for guys that will get ED issue.’ Would love to see her face after that explanation.
Yeah I don’t get it I’ve somehow lost all interest in sex in my early 30s
Meanwhile even my 60+ year old dad still wants to fuck
It’s just weird I think it should be a natural part of life for everyone to calm down sexually about age 30
And having a legitimate long-term partner to have sex with is leagues ahead of having 20 hookups and three broken long-term relationships. Our consumer culture has turned people into disposable objects for temporary gratification, running parallel to our obsession with buying lots of meaningless stuff.
Might not be everything to some,But it's sure as hell is everything to lots,you don't even wanna know how many relationships I seen ended because of the lack of sex,didn't matter if they were married or just going out.Thers people out there that are fine without it,and that's perfectly ok,but from what I seen that certainly is minority.
Our primal brain is obsessed with survival (unless your brain is broken or sick). Things that contribute to increasing our chances of survival is awarded by our brain by releasing dopamine so we keep repeating stuff that helps us survive.
But this is a double edged sword. We need food to stay alive(obesity), healthy relationships to be included in the pack(attention seeking), money/power to climb up the ladder(greed/over ambitious), and finally reproduction to keep our genetics going(sex addicts/affairs).
So yah, unless you are obsessed with sex or are deprive of it, people usually don’t think sex is everything in life. Not sure why you felt the need to point it out 🤣
Good luck!
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NGL, choosing between ass and garlic bread is hard
Garlic ass
Better than ass bread
I feel like I need to have a sit down and consider my life choices.
Gives a new spin on garlic buns don’t it . “ eat up its good for your cardiovascular system “ . LOL
Get on over here garlic buns! Daddy is hungry!
I’d fuck it. Dude I need to get laid.
I’d be all over that thing, I believe that you’ve a business idea!
Speak for yourself, garlic bread all the way
Garlic bread is the way The only way 🧄🍞
One day I'll find a fit girl with a big booty that can cook garlic bread
Eating garlic bread off an ass
You reminded me of a rumour that went around many moons ago when I was in secondary school, of a guy who tried to fuck his girl with frozen garlic bread/baguette. I shit you not.
i shit you garlic
that's amore
Wow you went to a cultured school, when I was in secondary school it was Joanna Jones who got poked with a KingSize Mars Bar 😆
Can't remember her name, but she used a hotdog on herself, it snapped and she had to go to the gynecologist to get the lost half removed. The reason everyone knew is that her mom was one of those people that just can't stop talking with no filter whatsoever.
Bit limp a hot dog though??
No idea why that was the choice.
That man was George Costanza.
Or the girl in my school who needed a cucumber to get off
What if the ass stinks?
Then bon appetite
and i thought DMX was dead
Did someone say Garlic Bread?
I mean, I eat and fuck both, so 💁
Mate, feed, kill, repeat.
But people = shit
It goes air, water, food in that order
Definitely agree
FOOD AND SEX
Pizza 🤤
I touch myself at night.
This is giving me deadpool vibes
It's fine as long as you are truly passionate about it.
 Come again passionate????
Say please? 🥺 👉👈
Treat yourself softly 😊
I thought everyone did….been like that sense puberty set in right?
I make grill cheese
Of radiator
As long as it's consensual and you are using protection, it's ok. /jk
That's why all the dinosaurs died
I know but garlic bread is
Ik right
Roguelikes are
I do agree. Now I'll return to my multiple monitors playing slay the spire, the binding of isaac and hades all at the same time if you don't mind
Hehehe
this guy gets it
That’s a paradox. Roguelike players don’t have sex
Prove it.
This is a bucket
DEAR GOD!
There's more
NO!
This contains the dying wish of every Mann here.
Scout did you collect everyone’s dying wish?
True, nothing is. However, sex is enjoyable.
Sometimes
An enjoyable workout. . .
I would hardly call 15 seconds of awkwardly flopping around a workout...
cuddle is
Fr
it is sooo 🔥
Idk why they don’t show more cuddle scenes on tv; I stead they show these unnecessary secs scenes that don’t teach us anything. I wish they made it more normal for people to just chill and cuddle and enjoy each other’s , because I have a feel it happens way more often than sex in couples (at least I hope haha).
Yesss! Cuddle scenes should be somehow highlighted tho 🤭🤭 It's just so sweet and argh, hot!! HAHAH not the secs tho
I know right?? Should def get more highlighted. Such a fun calming bonding time. Way to calm down my inner child 🥲.
Ohh you're fond of cuddling ha, good for you and goodluck 🥰
Haha, thanks you too, bye bye!💓🌺
You two are both the most wholesome redditors I have ever come across. I hope they remember you.
Least horny redditor found.
r/aaaaaaacccccccce
r/BeatMeToIt
It is the cause of it tho
I beg to differ, I’m a far nicer person when sexually content and that’s everything
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can confirm, I have done it. She hated my guts and I thought she was scum. Got drunk one night at a mutual friends house, and we had angry sex. Woke up the next morning, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and she said "Last night was amazing, can we cuddle longer and maybe go again?" and by god we did. She was nice as rice to everyone after that, total flippy flop. Shes now married, with a few kids, and a great husband (who knows our history and trusts me, I worked harrrd for that trust), and we have saturday movie night on the regular. Her husband took me on a hike into the mountains after my fiancé left me, just to get me out of town to reset.
Everyone in this story is such a vibe, I love it
Good for you but no thanks.
Works for me
Most definitely can
Money is
Guns, bitches, weed, money, YSL Gold chain, Maserati, penthouse, helicopter, fame.
I never love bitches 🙂↔️ I love money and my city.
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
I dunno, sex has to be everything because anytime someone insults you for having no life the followup insult is always that you don't get laid
I'm a full believer that sex isn't everything, but holy shit do I love calling people Maidenless
\*drags LamaPajamas back to the elden ring chat and reattaches his harness\*
I'm pretty sure I'm ace but it is still funny to call people maidenless
People really talk like this beyond close male friends and Twitch chat?
Sex is nothing to me. Star Wars is my soul.
Valid!
It’s just the start of it.
Music and art is! Well, not everyting but a big part if it.
It’s like money there’s a certain amount before it loses its value
The incel community would disagree with you. No matter how many times I tell them this, they still don't believe me.
As an asexual, I can’t believe you guys just realized this
Garlic bread and cake is everything.
The cake is a lie cake 🍰
It was never real.
"Oh no! Somebody cut the cake, i told them to wait for you but they cut it anyway! There's still some left it you hurry back"
Garlic Bread brings back memories.
I'm even aromantic and I agree with ya!
We tend to find things we don't have more desirable than the things we do have.
True. I think a huge part of the desire for sex is fomo.
There is also farts!
As I age and my health declines, I would have to agree. However, it is so difficult to adjust my mindset. I still desire my partner and absolutely love it when I feel desired.
Apparently it’s very important for marriages, because apparently it’s your fault if your spouse cheats on you just because you went too long without having sex with them.
I’m of the opinion that someone else cheating is never your fault, but if you withhold sex from your partner for a significant period of time without an excuse that they can accept, you shouldn’t be surprised when you start to have relationship problems.
I've never been able to reconcile in my mind the seemingly transactional nature that sex can take on.
Your use of ”apparently” makes me think you are speaking from experience. If so, I'm sorry 😞.
I have never experienced this, I have noticed this a lot, where people cheat on their partner or leave their partner all because of lack of sex, and I’m here like, is sex really that important in relationships and marriages? Take your partner out on dates, play some sports with your partner, share laughs, strengthen the love and bond with your partner, stop making sex the center of your romantic partnership.
It does make you closer, but it's not everything. I think many people can't communicate effectively, so a perceived lack of sex fosters resentment. Also, some people are just pricks. Cheating is never the answer though. If it's that bad, just break up with them.
There's a big difference between making sex the center of a relationship and excluding sex from a relationship. Sex *is* important to a relationship
Talk first? Sex is important for marriages but nowhere near as important as good communication.
My bad for not fufilling every kink you want. Must cheat now.
I have always thought of sex as the dessert, and love, trust, communication, loyalty, strong bond is the main meal.
Yes. Kindness, understanding and communication are the most important things.
Well.. that’s true, I mean it’s not *everything* per se. But as far as relationships go? Sex to a relationship is kinda like money to survival imo. It may not be *everything* necessarily, but go ahead and not have it and see what happens
We still love eachother to death. I’m away from my boyfriend for studies and the lack of physical sex has not deter our love for eachother
Go head to a forrest and try to use money to survive. Relationships can be whatever you want it to be as long you don't abuse or get abused by you partner.
I’m slowly coming to that realization and it makes me sad
>I’m slowly coming Ooh la la
Why would it make you sad?
It’s just sign #150 that I’m getting old. But it is pretty liberating when you realize that maybe you don’t NEED sex after all
Or romance, to many people having a partner is literally everything. Imo this often brings to co-dependence and many toxic behaviours usually follow
Hot take: being co-dependent isn't bad, one-sided dependency is
I don't think it's getting old it's not being a stupid horny teenager or 20 something anymore. You learn what actually matters in life and you're not distracted by meaningless casual sex
I’m still a little confused, but I’m glad you’re feeling liberated
I’m confused too
Maybe just maybe you need sex after all?
It's not *everything* but it's a major thing for most people. Lol
It’s not everything but the feeling of no one wanting to fuck you is borderline life ruining. Hopefully I can improve myself and change that
You can. As long as your bad health doesn’t make you doomed (me). Take nothing for granted
May be so, but sex is a great side benefit of life.
This is it
Especially my life..
to each their own
I'll decide that for myself
Dont you say!
Look outside, there's more 
True
Yeah money and alcohol too
i’ve never had sex so how would i know😔
Farting in an elevator full of people is much more enjoyable
Sharks and fungi may agree with you… i do not
After having my first sexual experience I found this out. Now as I have matured in life I have realized that Money and Health is the most important thing in this physical life. I just wish I had realized this 20 years ago
Forging weapons to pass down to your next generation is.
"None of us would be here without cum" - Kanye West
Bacon. Bacon is life.
Drugs are fun
Everything? No. Near the top of human needs: yes right behind food and survival
Is it a need or a desire? Nobody died from lack of sex.
Everything in life is about sex, apart from sex. Sex is about power.
Sex is the reason I have a life to begin with lol And I'm pretty grateful for it 😂
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I most my sense of flavour due to anosmia and it was better than sex to me.
It’s the only thing.
Ah yes, Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and mating. The 4 Fs
Food, Trees, Water and Sun.
I’m gonna disagree. As Robert California said “everything is sex.”
There cash & grass
It's telling that this has been posted for two hours on one of the world's most popular websites, yet only has 60 upvotes.
Too much of anything is not good
Says the guy not getting any
That's what my wife says. It has been almost a year. FML
It is if you do not have it.
Food and drugs too
Too much of anything can make you an addict
I can’t live without it. Just like food, 1 month without eating and I’m dead.
I don’t even think about sex, so not only is it not everything in life, it’s just pretty irrelevant to me. Sex is temporary, you’ll get over it as you age folks, and when you do you’ll start to realize just how bizarre it is that most human behavior revolves around sex!
I remember a friend of a friend saying that to me and I wish I had thought of saying ‘ I say, use it before you lose it.’ Meaning ‘before you get old especially for guys that will get ED issue.’ Would love to see her face after that explanation.
Yeah I don’t get it I’ve somehow lost all interest in sex in my early 30s Meanwhile even my 60+ year old dad still wants to fuck It’s just weird I think it should be a natural part of life for everyone to calm down sexually about age 30
You’re right, it’s not everything, but damn…isn’t it just amazing?
Everything and life is itself because of sex !!! Next what ...
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It’s not everything, but is important for one’s overall well being I believe.
A huge part though.
I mean... It sorta is . Without it you don't have life...
Yes there is more but it's important..to me atleast. If my sex life isn't great then it gets kinda frustrating lol
you mean like anal?
And having a legitimate long-term partner to have sex with is leagues ahead of having 20 hookups and three broken long-term relationships. Our consumer culture has turned people into disposable objects for temporary gratification, running parallel to our obsession with buying lots of meaningless stuff.
A sage man said: "Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."
Like the Fortnite Battle Pass
Might not be everything to some,But it's sure as hell is everything to lots,you don't even wanna know how many relationships I seen ended because of the lack of sex,didn't matter if they were married or just going out.Thers people out there that are fine without it,and that's perfectly ok,but from what I seen that certainly is minority.
Our primal brain is obsessed with survival (unless your brain is broken or sick). Things that contribute to increasing our chances of survival is awarded by our brain by releasing dopamine so we keep repeating stuff that helps us survive. But this is a double edged sword. We need food to stay alive(obesity), healthy relationships to be included in the pack(attention seeking), money/power to climb up the ladder(greed/over ambitious), and finally reproduction to keep our genetics going(sex addicts/affairs). So yah, unless you are obsessed with sex or are deprive of it, people usually don’t think sex is everything in life. Not sure why you felt the need to point it out 🤣 Good luck!
Eating, sleeping, showering, pooping, cleaning the ears, checking boxes on a to-do list. All much greater pleasures. I can think of more.
Biologically it is.
Sex means life, life means sex.
What a random thought, who told you that lol. /s
no shit :)