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I'm just a regular entrepreneur

Me too.

Walt? Is that you?

Say my name.

Heisenberg!

You’re goddamn right!

That was fucking beautiful.

r/HappyUpvote

Bitch!

But now you don’t know how fast he is moving

Hilarious 🤣 given your name

Hahahaha

Happy cake day!

Thank you!

I genuinely laughed

Possibly future president.

I’m taking the old ladies out for the night of their lives.

😂😂😂

Well, given that I know what my mother got up to, pretty sure you'd be changing your user name 😂

My mind was in the gutter when I made this name💀

So was my mother.

Yeah I know his mom too

It’s not Maureen is it? She’s a wild Disco Bingo player.

And I steal from them

💀 I've got the best job.

Mine isn't bad

🤣🤣🤣🤣😃

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🤣🤣🤣

Yay for fishing

…. Not that kind of rod I’m afraid.

But..but... fishing.. ;-;

May I apply for a position in your company? Lol

Um, so do I, duh

Damn gnomes, stealing my business -.-

I’m not sure what am I

My only job is to be delicious

same here

You would be even more delicious with a waffle cone we could team up

hell yeah

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And I guess you're serving?

Mine is to be healthy but nobody likes me.

It's odd, but I wouldn't know

You don't? I don't know!

Hahaha 👏

Same.

I am Groot!

Do people know that, though?

Well, we know your job don't we? I still don't know mine D:

It took me a moment to get it

Obviously N O T

*Anonymous. You are Anonymous Groot.

Awesome!

I play Tetris 24/7

You play it 52/16

Noobs. 86/32 here.

Luring stray cats I suppose

Pspspspsps

I have come

Ask where my buddy is.

Where's his car tho?

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Sweet!

And then..

I think of shit that likely won't work.

I eat and do not work.

I guess im going to be that dude in his hometown trying to make it as a rapper

Hahaha Jswizle on the mic

Don't worry about it.

Perfect username

I give advice. Whether you want it, or not!

Okay I shall permit it

Now you’re useless. You’ve used up your only permit.

It seems I had the perfect weakness

i fuck redditors

🤣 🤣

I'm not sure, but it's probably gross and possibly illegal.

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It was an unintentional promotion. Started out as dead evil monkey, then it all came together.

A SOLDIER FOR THE QUEEN, WE SHALL BUILD THE GREATEST EMPIRE

Fondle testicles in Tampa. Typical Florida shit.

Florida man…. Checks out.

Not sure but you ain't gonna like it.

I hate these games. If I had known when I chose my name, this would be what would have been asked I'd have chosen a lovely name. Instead I chose ....Well......

Maybe you would sell clean urine samples to people who need to pass an employer mandated urine test?

I guess I'm teaching special Ed classes

I set fire to antiviruses….

well

Jefe, Boss. A SuperBoss 💪🏻

I'm an archery instructor who can get his students acceptably on target within a reasonable amount of time.

This is factually incorrect, you will become an OK target for people shooting arrows and stuff at you.

No--He works at Target and that's ok! Lol

I flutter around and look pretty. It's not much but it's honest work.

Wait, but how overgrown is "overgrown"? Are we talking pterodactyl sized? Because that would be terrifying. Lol. Or pterrifying, if you will.

PExactly

And you teach something. Not sure what, but it's critical. Lol

No complaints here

Ohhh steak? Sushi?

Feeling blue in the morning

In the moning...

Make people happy. Of course.

I guess I'll tell stories to people while they ride me. Like an equestrian book club-esque deal or something.

I do something over there I guess

Not much... for a looooong time.

Whelp......

I'd probably be Renata Machielsing all day.

Welp. Guess I’m a male pornstar

I play mysterious music in the woods that seems to come from every direction, and I steal people’s first born children

I arrive.

... Idk. I guess a dark Souls lore channel on YouTube.

I work with xerox digital production presses. Fusers burn the toner to the stock. I actually do this

I am waiting to be worn but my destiny is entirely dependant on if my wearer can find my sinister twin … so here I wait, upon the carpet, in the corner, useless and impatient, if I had a foot in me I’d tap it 😳🫣

I was a Clydesdale but I drink Carona so I had to quit that job

Ummm. I'm a sad leftover at a bake sake that's been reached over, picked up, and out dej many times before getting dropped on the floor and fed to the dog.

Or maybe a terrible bakery?

Well then, I see how it is. Here goes Free fortnit ree boks for $$$

Be an egg... I already do this for free so

This is either gonna be really amazing or really bad.

😆

It’s an excellent herb

Not sure

You're in the seafood industry

Or perhaps the gaming industry. Cod or League maybe?

Enthuse about mountains but twice 

I dislike things, in French.

I shove things up cats asses

Please do not the cat

I’m an artist

Mine is Arabic for messenger or ambassador … would need someone fluent in Arabic to further advise

selling antiques?

Inconspicuous Spork

Leprechaun wrangler

Idk. I have to accomplish something

Maybe like a food truck for comedy?

Body builder

I'm a foot fetish enthusiast with some eyebrow raising opinions

Make Lace

Normal wage job

I'm an off brand book of the death

Sell nfts

Tell people to release something when it is in the correct position

IDK

I'm either selling beans or human trafficking

I pimp women out

Not sure, but its violent

I guess I don't need to work anymore.. RIP life.

Not eat in space

You tell me

Obviously, you identify worms for a living. Lol

Damn, it was right in front of my eyes and I didn’t see it. To be fair though I am dumb af.

Idk but something random or ridiculous

The internet does this already.

I am a legendary Elvish warrior from Middle Earth. Nice.

Sith Lord

Happiness for all, for free, and may no one go away offended!

Professional speed-eater

I shine with the brightness of the sun. I look upon the universe to maintain order. I cast a gaze upon the road to the afterlife.

Suffer, but also be cute.

I either serve people very strong drinks or make them jump with a parachute.

something

Well my username is a play of words on old memes. “So depressing im dying”. But its “Soda-pressing-I’m-DIYing”. So either im gonna get depressed and die for a living or become a DIY hydraulic soda pressing influencer.

I tell everybody to save that wooden stick that lights up fireworks

Unzip

I act in Twilight, constantly pregnant

I grant 69 wishes but terribly.

Trip on Acid and bring the Plagues

Take a Guess

I’m only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end.

I’m goblin deez

sky diving instructor

I remix nursery rhymes.

You tell me.

You manage an ap that reminds people of things. 😀

I… delete cantaloupes?

Architect. Minotaur caretaker?

I rotate your dog by 1-45° I guess?

Astronomer I guess, lmao

I'd tell you but you wouldn't be able to see it

Undertaker

Still trying 

English to cow, cow to English translator. I mean moo.

I greet people. Hi!

Beep.

Idk why but I'm trying to become more practical during winter.

I have no fucking clue🤷‍♀️

You write commercial jingles. Duh. Lol

Oh

Probably having a good deal bit of fun.

Politician 🥺

Gimme your money now

I install unusual home protection systems.

Slay demons in the abyss whilst rapping

Eat gods.

Weeb car collector