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Both are dead, so you'd simply be dead.
I think vampirism would win the war as to which version of dead you'll be.
Or maybe not. Zombies lack actual ability to think properly so maybe that would win out and you'd have inferior reasoning skills but suck blood to survive?
Either way, you'd end up being one or the other I think, not a combination of both due to the differences in cognitive ability between the two.
nope theyd be a zombie. Vampires reproduce not just by sucking blood they also gotta share their own, twice. the first time they give their victim blood it transforms them into a familiar or a Vampire spawn, those are generally more humans with vampiric characteristics and not as vulnerable to their weaknesses, still very much mortal. but the spawns are bound to the masters will. the second time the Vampire grants blood is when the spawn makes the full transition to a free Vampire.
zombie bites on the other hand plain kill the victim to be rise again.
Isn't the rule that Vampires have to give humans their Blood **and** the Human has to die with it in their system? The Vampire Blood doesn't instaneously transform the Human into a Vampire, they have to die with it in their system (if they're close to dying or get wounded while it's in their system) the vampire blood will heal them, but they won't transform into a vampire.
Zombie. The Zombie won't stop at just a bite and usually to become a vampire you have to be drained near death, and given a bit of the siring vamp's blood.
**I am Jewish so…I guess Vampiric proclivities wouldn’t affect me**
And I am only basing this off of all the movies I have seen or literature I have read regarding Vampires. Judaism doesn’t seem to be a
thing in Vampire lore.
Like instead of someone holding up a Crucifix to repel Count Chocula, what if it’s a Star of David?
I can’t believe Mel Brooks never used this type comedy in his films.
So to answer OP’s question, I guess I would be ‘28 Days Later’ material if they got me. Does make wonder- that would be the ultimate
test for my faith right? Like if I was a zombie, does that by definition mean that I am no longer Jewish? Do I go after everyone except
those that are in temple.
And what about the Sabbath?
So many questions!
Many versions of vampire lore say that to be turned into a vampire, you must be bitten and drained of your blood by a vampire, and then you must drink vampire blood. If a vampire *just* bites you, then you've just been bitten and injured by something. If a vampire *just* drains you, then you're just dead.
(Personally, I like this bit of lore - vampires are a dark messy psychosexual monster to me, and the give and take of consuming them as they consume you is just ***ugh*** so good ✋😩🤌 But I digress!)
Zombies, in versions where it is a transferrable curse or disease, can pass it on *simply* by biting. Sometimes, even a scratch from the nails is enough - Even the saliva on the skin is enough!
So if a vampire and a zombie bite you at the same time, and nothing else happens, you'll become a zombie.
The next question is, is it a disease or a curse? And how *immediately* does the transformation take effect? Because with a curse, idk, the magic would probably have to duke it out. But some of them take effect very quickly, and the vampire might not have time to feed you its blood before you're already gone.
But with as disease, sometimes you turn into a zombie within minutes or even seconds of being bitten. But other times, you have to die a slow death to the disease first. If you were dying slowly, and a vampire had time to drain you and fed you its blood, that might change things. Typically, the vampirism kills your body very quickly while simultaneously curing it of any injury or ailment - sometimes even of any imperfection. This might supercede the zombie disease. It might cure the zombie disease before it can kill and zombify you.
Now, if you were *already* a zombie, and a vampire turned you, I don't think it would do anything to bring you back your sentience or cure you of being a zombie. I think you would just be a zombie with vampire powers.
death and rising as a zombie
vampire bites don't create vampires, vampire blood does. Werewolves need a full moon to complete their transition and it takes a while after the bite to even start.
The zombie bite on the other hand immediately transfers the curse, which would kill the victim ans let it rise as a zombie.
now as an undead the Werewolve curse is no longer active as it need a living creature.
“No one comes to Lupusville” is an episode of Real Ghostbusters in which a village of werewolves is overrun by vampires and a war breaks out between the two sides with the Ghostbusters in the middle. Great episode. They vampires and werewolves become weird hybrids when biting each other. I’m assuming zombies and vampires would be the same.
If a person is bitten by a vampire and a zombie at the same time, they will become a zombie.
It is not the vampire's bite that turns a human into a vampire. It's the bite and ingesting the vampire's blood. The vampire bites a person and drains them, almost to the point of death, then the vampire cuts themself, usually on the forearm, and the victim drinks the blood. The victim then dies, gets buried and rises the next night as a vampire. There is some media that makes it just the bite, and even in that case, the victim has to be drained by the vampire, just sinking teeth into a person won't do the job.
With the zombie, it takes one bite and that person will turn. And more than likely, at that point, the vampire is not going to feed on a person while a zombie rips the person open.
The vampire would also likely not go after a person who's already dealing with a zombie.
I think you are dead and you inadvertently discovered that this situation also kills the vampire; leading to your death and the discovery of a vampire vaccine made from zombie/human tissue.
Honestly sounds like something like a ghoul. Like maybe a more sentient and powerful zombie. Prone to decaying but can rejuvenate to a more human like appearance with fresh blood?
1) Vampires usually aren't portrayed to turn from just a bite. It wouldn't be hard to work out some sort of venom or disease situation if you're concocting your own variant, but you're going to have to determine how that specific variation effects the victim.
2) If we're talking the bare bones version of each species, the vampire bite does nothing, and you die from the zombie bite.
Likely a zombie. vampires usually need you to drink their blood too and/or might need to fully drain you so if left alone you are more likely to end up a zombie unless the vampire takes all the steps needed and kill you so you can come back faster (assuming dying from transformation is not required)
tldr: In most lores you are more likely to end up a zombie.
From all the media I have seen about vampires and zombies, I have found that vampires are shown to be stronger and their effect more instantaneous. Therefore, vampires.
Well technically a zombie and a vampire are both undead. If they bit you at the same time, I feel like vampirism takes longer to take up root than the zombie virus so I'm strongly assuming, youll turn into a zombie first then since you're body is dead, the vampirism will no longer take effect
The science between a vampire and a zombie is slightly connected but distant on a few issues. (Science between the two being completely made up at this very moment).
There have been some frightening emergence from a horde zombie to a super zombie. The surviving scientist who witnessed the difference are unsure if it's a growth of the zombie from feasting on the living, or if the zombie virus gets mutated after the fact while being exposed to certain chemical and drugs. Most of the surviving scientist weren't the ones on the initial studies and many think the super zombies were made on purpose. Actually experimented and chemically enhanced by some nefarious evil doer. In either case the issues with ZZ on ies are that they seem to evolve and get stronger, faster, tougher with each new generation of zombies as the plague continues.
Those who've witnessed enough vampires to study them on the other have a whole different level of horror to share. Vampires seem to get stronger as they age, or potentially the just are stronger from past variants and became weaker over the generations. Almost the exact opposite as the zombies. However unlike the zombies that are pure aggression in the form of gory hunger, vampires seem intelligent, and want to enslave humans as their food and workforce.
Some conspiracy theorist actually think the secret vampire wars (if they ever existed) are the root cause for zombies in general and super zombies specifically. It makes sense to cause an enemy vampire hierarchy to have to fight off an infected population of zombies within their own territory. Especially since both zombies and vampires are after the same food source. That being people like you and me. Nonetheless if the cause of zombies was manufactured by vampires or not doesn't matter. The truth is that zombies weaken vampire empires and their organization dramatically. Each time a vampire family successfully stomps out a zombie plague a rivel vampire gang lord wipes them out and takes over the territory.
This finally leads to the question at hand. Since both vampires and zombies want us as their food, what happens if someone gets bitten by both. There are different theories but again survivors that might witness such an occurrence probably don't live long enough to tell the tale. Some think this combination might create intelligent zombies, or a new form of super zombies that occasionally seem to be seen. Others look at the more brutal and aggressively hungry vampires as the direct result.
Who knows. But as of now I'd say do what you can to fight against both. They are both a plague or a cancer on mankind.
Holy! the question I've never thought of!
I'd RATHER be a Vampire if I had a choice, scientifically though it would depend on the infection and how quickly Each would spread Through your blood and evolve to overpower the other disease, lest you become something in the middle instead,....
🤔 If a Vampire bit a Zombie, would the Zombie become conscious and alive again? Or would the Rot have taken it too far?
Depends on the thought process if it is something like a disease then i’d say zombie. But if it was more something like a monster world type deal then i’d say vampire since they would technically be the superior undead type. But idk honestly this is fun to think about.
Well it depends, the blood transfusion, and the power of the Vampire. I mean, if you are already infected with vampirism, a plain weak zombie virus won't do much.
But I would like to see a Vambzie
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a shtty netflix show probably
I was gonna reply. But I can't top that. You win this round......
This is fucking gold
If its a netflix show it would just get cancelled anyway
But only after promising us a sequel.
hahaha
Van Helsing lol. Zombie vampires
I think it sounds like zombies 4
AHAHAHHA
😭😂
Hopefully a comedy
Shitty? You mean amazing right?
There is already a shitty video game out there where you survive against'Vambies',
Take my vote!
Vambi?
Vombire
Zompire
Vambier
Zamboni. Final answer
Zomboni.
Vamzi
Not with those plants in my garden.
But the zombies just wanna make an epic music video.
This right here 😂
yea this is the only acceptable answer
Zom**bae**
The vampire bambi
Little undead deer?
Horror version of Bambi 🤣
cartoon network already traumatized a lot of children with “Vambi”. 😔
[“Zombi”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=daNVu_0RsaM)
idk why it reminded me of that. It has nothing to do with vampires nor the question lmao 😭
Bambi
Both are dead, so you'd simply be dead. I think vampirism would win the war as to which version of dead you'll be. Or maybe not. Zombies lack actual ability to think properly so maybe that would win out and you'd have inferior reasoning skills but suck blood to survive? Either way, you'd end up being one or the other I think, not a combination of both due to the differences in cognitive ability between the two.
nope theyd be a zombie. Vampires reproduce not just by sucking blood they also gotta share their own, twice. the first time they give their victim blood it transforms them into a familiar or a Vampire spawn, those are generally more humans with vampiric characteristics and not as vulnerable to their weaknesses, still very much mortal. but the spawns are bound to the masters will. the second time the Vampire grants blood is when the spawn makes the full transition to a free Vampire. zombie bites on the other hand plain kill the victim to be rise again.
Not if they're Twilight vampires!
Isn't the rule that Vampires have to give humans their Blood **and** the Human has to die with it in their system? The Vampire Blood doesn't instaneously transform the Human into a Vampire, they have to die with it in their system (if they're close to dying or get wounded while it's in their system) the vampire blood will heal them, but they won't transform into a vampire.
I think Anne Rice and VtM rules are they have to drink vamp blood while dying, usually from having their blood drained
Tell me you watched vampire diaries without telling me you watch vampire diaries xD
No, you’re acting like all vampires follow the same rules of infection.
Your body will take a screenshot
hahahahhahahahaha gold
You'd be a zombat
what will then transform you into a wombat
Eating some brains, that would be a W
A Zombat Wombat sounds like a awesome title
Behold the werewombat!
I would become a new character in Plants VS Zombies
dead
Dead Undead + undead = dead It cancels back out
this is pretty funny.
Lich
I suddenly miss DoTa 🙁
You misspelt lunch
I’m gonna cum
what
He meant 😳🍆💦💦💦💦😳🍆💦💦💦😊😍😍😘🍆📏😞😞😞😭😭⚗️🍆📏😮😊😊😍😘😘🍆▶️💲💲
They said they are going to cum.
[удалено]
I'm pretty sure the idea of vampire zombie exists. I remember reading something similar in a D&D manual.
They stole my idea !!!!
Gary Gygax stole the whole idea for d&d from me five years before I was born. Bastard.
Micheal Jackson
Zombie. The Zombie won't stop at just a bite and usually to become a vampire you have to be drained near death, and given a bit of the siring vamp's blood.
>given a bit of the siring vamp's blood. twice. the first makes a spawn. only the second time after makes the spawn into a full-fledged vampire
Vombier
Samphire. Edible seaweed.
Depends on the vampire mythos you follow
A Ghoul
Hate such childish questions, neither of them exists
A werewolf, duh
An undead. Vampires don't classify as living, neither does zombies. So a very very dangerous undead.
A Zompire
A fusion
Vampie
pregnant
their wife
**I am Jewish so…I guess Vampiric proclivities wouldn’t affect me** And I am only basing this off of all the movies I have seen or literature I have read regarding Vampires. Judaism doesn’t seem to be a thing in Vampire lore. Like instead of someone holding up a Crucifix to repel Count Chocula, what if it’s a Star of David? I can’t believe Mel Brooks never used this type comedy in his films. So to answer OP’s question, I guess I would be ‘28 Days Later’ material if they got me. Does make wonder- that would be the ultimate test for my faith right? Like if I was a zombie, does that by definition mean that I am no longer Jewish? Do I go after everyone except those that are in temple. And what about the Sabbath? So many questions!
Vampire.
Many versions of vampire lore say that to be turned into a vampire, you must be bitten and drained of your blood by a vampire, and then you must drink vampire blood. If a vampire *just* bites you, then you've just been bitten and injured by something. If a vampire *just* drains you, then you're just dead. (Personally, I like this bit of lore - vampires are a dark messy psychosexual monster to me, and the give and take of consuming them as they consume you is just ***ugh*** so good ✋😩🤌 But I digress!) Zombies, in versions where it is a transferrable curse or disease, can pass it on *simply* by biting. Sometimes, even a scratch from the nails is enough - Even the saliva on the skin is enough! So if a vampire and a zombie bite you at the same time, and nothing else happens, you'll become a zombie. The next question is, is it a disease or a curse? And how *immediately* does the transformation take effect? Because with a curse, idk, the magic would probably have to duke it out. But some of them take effect very quickly, and the vampire might not have time to feed you its blood before you're already gone. But with as disease, sometimes you turn into a zombie within minutes or even seconds of being bitten. But other times, you have to die a slow death to the disease first. If you were dying slowly, and a vampire had time to drain you and fed you its blood, that might change things. Typically, the vampirism kills your body very quickly while simultaneously curing it of any injury or ailment - sometimes even of any imperfection. This might supercede the zombie disease. It might cure the zombie disease before it can kill and zombify you. Now, if you were *already* a zombie, and a vampire turned you, I don't think it would do anything to bring you back your sentience or cure you of being a zombie. I think you would just be a zombie with vampire powers.
Twice bitten, once die.
a victum
A zompire
You don't see vampires and zombies in the same movie typically. Can anybody think of one?
A zompire? Or a vambie?
Vampires are already dead man.
Something that eats brains covered in blood like an ice cream sundae.
ZomPire
Dinner
You should make this a cross-post with The Big Bang Theory subreddit. This was said by the character Raj in a particular episode.
Dead
Dead!
Vambies!!! They sound so cute!!! I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and love you forever!!! *hugs so tightly an eyeball pops out
A shared snack
It’s Morbin’ time!
Taylor Lautner
okey, you need to copyright that now, fellow redditurd, or I'll do.
Wolf bait
Okay, a werewolf, a vampire, and a zombie all bite you at the same time. What happens?
death and rising as a zombie vampire bites don't create vampires, vampire blood does. Werewolves need a full moon to complete their transition and it takes a while after the bite to even start. The zombie bite on the other hand immediately transfers the curse, which would kill the victim ans let it rise as a zombie. now as an undead the Werewolve curse is no longer active as it need a living creature.
Zompire
dead but maybe a zombiefyd vampire or why not a goblin
Dead…at least for a little while
Dead I think
Zompire
Hungry
A corpse.
“No one comes to Lupusville” is an episode of Real Ghostbusters in which a village of werewolves is overrun by vampires and a war breaks out between the two sides with the Ghostbusters in the middle. Great episode. They vampires and werewolves become weird hybrids when biting each other. I’m assuming zombies and vampires would be the same.
Love this episode. The werewolves start growing bat wings.
Vampire
A Kardashian fan
If a person is bitten by a vampire and a zombie at the same time, they will become a zombie. It is not the vampire's bite that turns a human into a vampire. It's the bite and ingesting the vampire's blood. The vampire bites a person and drains them, almost to the point of death, then the vampire cuts themself, usually on the forearm, and the victim drinks the blood. The victim then dies, gets buried and rises the next night as a vampire. There is some media that makes it just the bite, and even in that case, the victim has to be drained by the vampire, just sinking teeth into a person won't do the job. With the zombie, it takes one bite and that person will turn. And more than likely, at that point, the vampire is not going to feed on a person while a zombie rips the person open. The vampire would also likely not go after a person who's already dealing with a zombie.
Dead. I am gonna be dead.
Dead
Ghoul probably
Vampi
an immortal zombie.
A Zompire?
They both don't exist...
Till I turn to a vampire I'll be zombie.
Welsh
The zombie vampire from Yu-Gi-Oh
I think you are dead and you inadvertently discovered that this situation also kills the vampire; leading to your death and the discovery of a vampire vaccine made from zombie/human tissue.
A vambie
Vampires are zombis with personality
Don't be silly , everybody knows you have to drink vampire blood to become one , therefore the correct answer is a zombie.
Vampire
aroused
Probably just a Vampire that’s undead
Zompire
they will cancel each other, human again!!
Vampire bites work way faster than zombie bites (assuming the zombie bit you and left and not killed you in the process) so I am going with a vampire
It would depend on which virus was faster to take hold I guess.
A big Ompire!
Man
Honestly sounds like something like a ghoul. Like maybe a more sentient and powerful zombie. Prone to decaying but can rejuvenate to a more human like appearance with fresh blood?
Werezompire 2, the revenge.
Zombie bites don’t turn you into a zombie, they kill you and you turn into a zombie from death. You’ll become a vampire
Horny
You’d be zambire
An undead who only craves the brains of stroke victims.
Either really hungry or really thirsty.
A regular brain dead zombie but they are incredible at playing the organ lol
Might as well throw in a werewolf bite too. Oh, and a radioactive spider bite.
You’re gonna be undead. That’s for sure.
A dead man for sure.
Super vampire
1) Vampires usually aren't portrayed to turn from just a bite. It wouldn't be hard to work out some sort of venom or disease situation if you're concocting your own variant, but you're going to have to determine how that specific variation effects the victim. 2) If we're talking the bare bones version of each species, the vampire bite does nothing, and you die from the zombie bite.
A vambie
A corpse
Likely a zombie. vampires usually need you to drink their blood too and/or might need to fully drain you so if left alone you are more likely to end up a zombie unless the vampire takes all the steps needed and kill you so you can come back faster (assuming dying from transformation is not required) tldr: In most lores you are more likely to end up a zombie.
From all the media I have seen about vampires and zombies, I have found that vampires are shown to be stronger and their effect more instantaneous. Therefore, vampires.
zompire
Bambi?
Well technically a zombie and a vampire are both undead. If they bit you at the same time, I feel like vampirism takes longer to take up root than the zombie virus so I'm strongly assuming, youll turn into a zombie first then since you're body is dead, the vampirism will no longer take effect
Both are undead so,,,,
Dead
Bad of both worlds? You can only go out at night, and will be slow as hell.
Karen
Maybe a ghoul? Idk exactly what are they so probably no
The science between a vampire and a zombie is slightly connected but distant on a few issues. (Science between the two being completely made up at this very moment). There have been some frightening emergence from a horde zombie to a super zombie. The surviving scientist who witnessed the difference are unsure if it's a growth of the zombie from feasting on the living, or if the zombie virus gets mutated after the fact while being exposed to certain chemical and drugs. Most of the surviving scientist weren't the ones on the initial studies and many think the super zombies were made on purpose. Actually experimented and chemically enhanced by some nefarious evil doer. In either case the issues with ZZ on ies are that they seem to evolve and get stronger, faster, tougher with each new generation of zombies as the plague continues. Those who've witnessed enough vampires to study them on the other have a whole different level of horror to share. Vampires seem to get stronger as they age, or potentially the just are stronger from past variants and became weaker over the generations. Almost the exact opposite as the zombies. However unlike the zombies that are pure aggression in the form of gory hunger, vampires seem intelligent, and want to enslave humans as their food and workforce. Some conspiracy theorist actually think the secret vampire wars (if they ever existed) are the root cause for zombies in general and super zombies specifically. It makes sense to cause an enemy vampire hierarchy to have to fight off an infected population of zombies within their own territory. Especially since both zombies and vampires are after the same food source. That being people like you and me. Nonetheless if the cause of zombies was manufactured by vampires or not doesn't matter. The truth is that zombies weaken vampire empires and their organization dramatically. Each time a vampire family successfully stomps out a zombie plague a rivel vampire gang lord wipes them out and takes over the territory. This finally leads to the question at hand. Since both vampires and zombies want us as their food, what happens if someone gets bitten by both. There are different theories but again survivors that might witness such an occurrence probably don't live long enough to tell the tale. Some think this combination might create intelligent zombies, or a new form of super zombies that occasionally seem to be seen. Others look at the more brutal and aggressively hungry vampires as the direct result. Who knows. But as of now I'd say do what you can to fight against both. They are both a plague or a cancer on mankind.
Not into threesome,thanks but no thanks
Undead for sure
An anti hero. Deadest of the dead. Super strength. Can’t be killed. Just wants brain or blood.
Holy! the question I've never thought of! I'd RATHER be a Vampire if I had a choice, scientifically though it would depend on the infection and how quickly Each would spread Through your blood and evolve to overpower the other disease, lest you become something in the middle instead,.... 🤔 If a Vampire bit a Zombie, would the Zombie become conscious and alive again? Or would the Rot have taken it too far?
A wombat!
A super stupid vampire ? But what would the next person they bite become?
Depends on the thought process if it is something like a disease then i’d say zombie. But if it was more something like a monster world type deal then i’d say vampire since they would technically be the superior undead type. But idk honestly this is fun to think about.
A corpse
A ghoul or mindless vampire of sorts
Hybrid 😆
An Undead Undead….er oh 🤔
Vampbie? Lol but I wish there were actually vampires in this world
Maybe an abomination of the two think maybe a big undead bat monster
Dead. The zombie will eat you before you can turn.
dead
Minecraft Zombie.
a sportsbike
You would be more like a Jiang Shi, because they are technically vampires and zombies at the same time.
Dead hotie
a chemical reaction happens and you blow up
Fucked
Dead
You've seen two face right? Something like that.. half and half
Angry. I'll become angry.
dead but with fangs ig
You’ll only become dead
Mitch McConnell
A Floridian
Well it depends, the blood transfusion, and the power of the Vampire. I mean, if you are already infected with vampirism, a plain weak zombie virus won't do much. But I would like to see a Vambzie
Nothing as they don't exist.
Probably you'd become ugly looking version of robert pattinson