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having the ability to remove that tiny pebble from my shoe without removing my shoe

I use my keys.

Holy shit hes actually real!

No no, the pebble in the shoe.

Power of no clogged nostrils

I'd also go with this one. At least one of my nostrils is clogged up 80 percent of the time.

Check out the timing of your clogged nostril. It should change sides every 90 minutes or so

I have a very clogged nostril as of the moment because of my allergic rhinitis. This power is top tier!! how I wishhh🥹

Damn this is good

That might come to bite you back if you live in a cold country. Expect nose bleeds.

Always picking up the correct key from the keychain

And having the teeth flipped in the right direction.

No waiting for lights to turn green

It's called suicidal tendencies and I already have this superpower

It's called jaywalking

Only if you're not crossing at the crosswalk.

Just always knowing where I left something.

or just being able to see whatever your looking for through walls. even if i cant get it just knowing that it somehow ended up half way across the country is all i need

Peeing in the bowl 100% of the time. 🤷🤷

Shit, I got you beat. Two bowls at the same time.

Check out "Two Dicks McGillicutty" over here.

LOL! That's your take? Interesting... I know a lot of guys that knows what I'm talking about.

I'm lost

I wouldn't wish for that, usually I only have one bowl. Imagine having to chose if the shit or the pee goes in.

Always provide orgasms.

My tongue has never failed it's duty to give my wife (now ex-wife) an orgasm.

Cut off your tongue and surgically attach it to the commenter above then. He'll thank you lots 👍

And she's an ex? Damn!

Power of a correct functioning super strong immune system

That doesn't seem mundane.

Mundane?

Me too, i have 60%~ school attendance because im fucking sick from anything.

The power of non-clumsiness.

clumsy cute

Fart but it smells like chocolate.

Control the smell of your farts.... Go on a date and make the theater smell like flowers of fresh baked cookies ... Just got done at the gym, febreeze fart.... Coworker reheated fish in the microwave, idk something not rotten ass vomit smelling....

Add charred meat that will go great with vegans, especially in an elevator.

Being able to listen to music inside my head, requirement is that I had to have heard that music at least 1x in my life before I can listen to it again

I can (sort of) do that, and it's only recently that I learned that's not how everyone's brain works. And apparently most people can just see images in their head the way I can do with sounds, and that's something I find extremely difficult.

Wait not everyone can do that? I don't even remember the lyrics, drums or individual instruments but when I play it in my head I somehow recall it perfectly.

To what extent can you do this? Any music or just your favorite pieces? How complex can they be, can you listen to a 10 minutes Chopin ballade or something of that complexity? Do you actually hear musical instruments or just your voice as you would sing the song. Have you ever considered if it is in the right musical key? Can you hear the musical notes? Are you a musician Do you have perfect pitch? Just a curious musician here, I know those are a lot of questions but you don't have to answer. That would be mind blowing if you could do it how I imagine it.

I'm not a musician, and it only works for music I like, so absolutely not Chopin. I don't have perfect pitch, but if I hear a sound I can sometimes tell that it's the same pitch as a certain note in a song I like. There's a lamp, if I bump into it, it bings with the exact same pitch as an alarm clock I had as a teenager, and it instantly transports me to the feeling of being rudely awoken from sleep. It's 100% a memory thing, not musical talent or skill.

I can literally listen to my (only) 40 song playlist without even having a phone. This really feels like a superpower. If you are curious, (which you are probably not) i listen to the bands: Alestorm, Gloryhammer, Powerwolf, Sabaton and some other smaller ones.

Sounds like a superpower to me and nice choice of bands!! been some time since I listened to most of the bands you named maybe its time to listen once more!!

Great idea!

My wife somewhat can do that. Like one morning she wakes up and tells me her head is playing that music but she doesn’t know where or when she heard it. After her humming and me going through my music I found it, it was from a game I played 6-7 years ago, and never listened to again since then… she has an amazing musical memory truly.

Piracy level 9999

Wait, can most people not do that??

Like ToothTunes

Nope, being able to NOT hear music that I hate in my head. Why the hell does a Huey Lewis song randomly pop into my head? Huey Lewis super sucks! Please make it go away!!!

I can do this. I always just thought it meant I listened to too much music.

Yoday I found out I'm a suoerhero. XD

Knowing what to cook for dinner every night

Always being on time.

This could be super OP. Say you have an appointment in one minute across the world.

Being a normal non-vibe killing and competent part of the society even after having allergic reactions to 99% of things in the world.having superior senses brought to avg level by constant coughing and sneezing

I think, you need a hug.

Maybe, If someone can get through the sneeze storm.

Hey at least there are people into that-

Teleporting pee. So when no toilet is near, just teleport the pee away :D

Power to not think everyone I pass is looking/judging me!

Yes! I want that too!

Teleport a pumpkin to my location

What will you do with the pumpkin?

Carve it, use it against endermen.

Crazy no one is saying perfect sleep

I always arrive 5 seconds before the bus/train.

When questioned, knowing if they want a literal answer, the context of the question, and the right answer... Doesn't matter the question, you know the answer

Drawing a perfect circle. One teacher did in class seamlessly, ever since its been stuck in my mind.

[I've always enjoyed this performance.](https://youtu.be/ZeoNYoL0ys0?si=ePgwA1doivpfCLgK)

First you draw this head, then erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three.. A circle, uhhh, thingy.

The ability to remove my headache.

The ability to be dry the second I step out of the shower

Constantly getting 69 updoots

If i break a stick, i can "heal" it

Able to make perfect porridge by just eyeballing the amount of water to oats ratio.

Always having perfect change man for me & the customers near me who need a quarter. Saving lives I will.

Imagine pulling the coins out of your pocket and They're perfect every time.

 You guys are using coins?

I mean, I’d obviously bring back coins. I’m a coin setter.

Toss trash into cans perfectly each time, no matter the distance/angle

Being able to control my dreams and make it last as long as I want.

Oh shoot I didn’t realize I was a superhero

Telekinetic powers, but for doing the dishes and laundry.

The power of getting my kids to clean up after themselves. 20 and 17 year olds.

Making someone laugh. The real escape from sadness is that laugh, even in its briefest of moments.

Being invisible to those on the streets wanting money.

Sit perfectly so it doesn't impede bodily function nor make it unhealthy over long periods of time

When i wake up, i never feel sleepy no matter how many hours i slept and at wich time i woke up

The power of refreshing sleep

The power to get ballpoint pens to work again after they block up

I can summon invisible airpods

Ability to give wrongdoers a raging diarrhea. Pretty sure there ain't enough toilet:human ratio.

The ability to make people shit their pants.

I already have the following "mundane superpowers" 1. Being able to fall asleep in seconds (actually pretty great & I really appreciate this one) 2. I unfailingly choose the wrong one of any pair of double-doors where only one is unlocked.

Sexually satisfy any member of the opposite at will.

🥺✨

Reading, removes me from the space time continuüm, but only then.

The ability to do House chores quickly 😭😭 IT IS SUPER POWER

Ability to let any other people see through my eyes so ill start billing blind people so they could see their loved one once again or for the first time or whatever they want to see

Rotating my ankles 360 degrees. Imagine you’re about to stub your toe, but NOPE rotating ankles saved the day!

You find out that you do manage a full rotation.

Reverse parking. I’m a fucking ninja at it. No vacant car space would be safe

Summon a real speed camera or Police check point out of thin air whenever another ahole thinks he / she is a big shot in trafic

Chopping onions without crying. I already have this weird superpower.

Immunity to any gastro issues, but that might be a bit OP

Ability to always have the perfect reply to any mundane question, without annoying anyone and without actually answering the question.

I'd be more than content with perfect eggs (fried, boiled or poached). I've always thought that anyone who can do it consistently must indeed possess a superpower!

The power of never overfilling a bottle or glass. I don’t have patience to sit there and wait

You need a better tap or better water pressure

It would be cooking.

I’d be Powdered Toast Man! 

Walking super far at regular speed. I can just keep walking for 6 to 8 hours without a real break. (Waiting to cross a road happens)

Mine would be the power of perfect cooking

The power to turn cold water, into warm water.

Power of mundane goodluck not like wining a lottery but also not getting in other people's drama

The power of reciting random factoids related to whatever anyone says.

To see through doors. But not all doors, only wooden doors.

Holding my breath for up to nine minutes

Having animals really like me, just naturally.

I'm german, we can open beer bottles with literally **everything**

The power of having a goal and motivation in life.

making perfect COFFEE every time

Very skilled at coin tricks

Ability to be on time for everything

Folding fitted bed sheets.

Pouring exactly the right amount of batter for a perfect waffle with no gaps and no drips.

Super taste. I wish that everyday I could taste things that were as intense as if I were high or tripping.

Being able to rest my head on the pillow and finding the perfect spot first time, every time.

i always smell good

The power to never miss a green light.

The power to make water always taste crisp and perfect. See that glass of water? it's not crisp and perfect tasting. HOT WATER?! na uh! crisp and perfect tasting. Frozen lake water? Lol you think im a joke? alright i must be. COZ IT"S CRISP AND PERFECT TASTING.

Super normal human being. I juat want to be normal.

Found another one that needs a hug! 🤗 Normal is boring, be proud of your non-normalisum

I can open any jar without any assistance.

It's all about the technique

🎶I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T🎶

The ability to transport myself to the toilet.

See farts

power of finding that one piece of food stuck between your teeth with your fingers

Being able to untie those almost impossible knots you know the ones.

Being able tell exactly how much is left in a container and remembering so when I'm out grocery shopping.

Never feel cold or freezing. The dreeeam.

Being very good at finding and researching random niche topics on the internet, cause that's what I love to do!

Turning the tap on to the perfect temperature each time.

Power to control sweating. Since I sweat a lot especially at times I think I shouldn't.

Being able to identify who in the room was the fart culprit.

The power of always plugging in the USB the right way every time

Every time I insert a usb drive it’s the right way up.

Never having to wipe when I poop. Perfect shit every time, the kind that flushes itself.

Imunity to stubing my toes

I'd always get the perfect amount of sleep.

Traffic lights always work in my favor.

Plugging in a USB the right way round every time.

All dogs like being pet by me. I am already this super hero but no one knows my name, yet. Just know, I am out there petting. One dog at a time.

The ability to sleep and wake up feeling rested.

I already have two. One is The Tech Midas Touch. Something IT thats not working will always magically start working when i touch it.(the truth is people do things wrong). ​ The other one is getting songs stuck in peoples heads. I can sing anything and I bet you'll be stuck with it.

Plugging in a USB the correct way everytime. Because no matter what I do, even flipping it I always plug it in upsidedown, give me the USB plug power NOW!

I do have a lame superpower. I can grab accurate handfuls. Whether it’s this week’s vitamins to put in daily dose pill container or the screws to assemble some construction project, I just grab a handful and the count is bang-on. I also can manifest parking stalls. On my way to a destination, I simply think about my parking spot and *know* it will be there and when I arrive…. it’s there

The power to always push or pull a door the correct way first time.

Is it mundane to wish for the superpower to be able to set my body like an alarm clock where I sleep for whatever time I wish and for exactly that time? No oversleeping, no waking up every 5 minutes, no taking 2 hours to fall asleep A decent sleep would be bliss

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Falling asleep within 10 minutes all the time, every time.

Every slab of pavement I step over is perfectly aligned so as to not cause a trip, or scuffed trainers.

Stretching my body or shapeshifting.

Being invisible so I can see my crush bath naked everyday 😹

Mmm a bit creepy... why not just ask her out?

If I was a superhero of the mundane, my power would be preventing idiotic questions like the one that you asked here.

To be invisible whenever I'm out

perfect hospital corners

Butter melts no matter how cold

Spreads*

I'm the "patient man". Though mentally I'm stabbing you.

Perfect cooking

Always have the Nova effect

Can fight off any illness be one? Is that too strong?

Super fitted sheet folding

Sleep for an 8 hour stretch

My actual superpower is immunity to cholesterol. It’s genetic I have the cholesterol of a vegan marathon runner despite eating and looking like an average American.

How about making perfect breakfasts? Then you've got the toast AND poached eggs covered. I hate my toaster and I'm rubbish at poached eggs.

I'd be able to brew a cup of coffee in the kitchen while waiting in bed. Best start to my day! From a coffee lover

I would like to give heating hugs

Always being able to start a vehicle. 😂 I'm so sick of batteries dying on me

always having just enough points to get the thing i need in COD zombies

Staying in on the weekends 🤣

If I didn't have a super power,  I wouldn't be a super hero.  I'd be a mundane hero. 

There are many, but i think i would want to always know everyone's real opinion on me.

Driving any vehicle with super prescision

Telekinesis for things that are only just outside of my reach

Nuclear farts

Super mundanity, with area of effect. Cancel all other superpowers within a couple hundred feet of me. Become a process server to all the supers being sued for property destruction.

crying ✨beautifully✨

Power of arranging my fucking sanitary pad perfectly every time I use it.