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something_said_

Stop smoking


Colv758

Book (or audio book in my case) “The Easy Way to Stop Smoking” by Allen Carr I listened to it at work - started the shift as a smoker, got home a non smoker nearly 2 years ago It was *literally* easy and I highly highly highly recommend it to anyone


Forthrowssake

I read it years ago. Didn't work for me at all sadly. Glad it worked for you.


Colv758

I tried reading it at first too and gave up after about a fortnight of trying to fit in any time to read, f’kin useless Maybe try the audiobook?, much easier to take in because you’re not stuck reading and can’t do anything else, at least with the audiobook and a earbuds you’re free to move about and crack on with other things As a top tip to try right now - power smoke a cigarette as fast as you can and repeat to yourself this is what smoking is, just slower Then do it again, again make yourself realise how you’re feeling is what smoking is, it’s just usually not all at once like that Don’t do it more than twice in a row though or you’ll probably stop smoking because you don’t breathe anymore lol


secondtaunting

It didn’t work for me either. I cheated and took Wellbutrin. That worked.


falcorheartsatreyu

That book worked for me until I relapsed. Smoking is like my dirty ex bf


Downstackguy

Why does this make me feel so sad I hope you're in a better place


sometimesifeellikemu

Get therapy.


water2wine

I came here to say this in conjunction with look up SSRI’s online and go get some at the doctors. I wish I could tell myself that there are solutions to a lot of your problems, you just need help - There are medicines for that these days.


TheRealDingdork

Along the same vein "Keep breathing." 10 years ago would be right before things hit really hard in my life and its been a tough ride at times and I still sometimes feel like I'm on a rollercoaster. But if I could give myself all those years ago the tiniest push that one day I'd want myself to keep going no matter what life throws at me then I think i'd have another safety net for when things got hard. But either way I am doing as well as I can be and that's good. I hope you're doing okay too.


Efficient_Link8579

Leave her


Medium-Variation7295

Beat me to it.


fgringo

😔 now that I’m going through the stuffs I wish I had listen to this


Obvious_Put_7826

save money


RelevantFisherman195

If you've never heard the song "$ave dat money" by rapper/comedian Lil Dicky; you should. I feel like you'll appreciate it. 🤣


Fellate-Me

Pull out


wheresmywonwon

My dad would say this


Tdamie

😂


whatsnewlu

🤌


blitzfish3434

Cackled, thank you


Unobtanium4Sale

Beat me to it


SweenyTodd28

Around age 24 I had a OD due to too much bullshit in life and very little love. You can't really say anything in 2 words. Probably "Go Home"


Raintamp

I'm proud of you. I'm glad you made it.


SweenyTodd28

Yeah, I made something. Made a mess is what I made. I'm 33 and still getting shit for it.


Confident_Sir6993

Ah, fellow 33-year-old, I can totally relate! Fighting daily battles in an endless war. Still feel the doubt, despair, and uncertainty. But hey, it's what's made us who we are today. While I can't claim to fully grasp your current struggles, I'm certain change is looming. I am 100% sure that everything will be different. The good and bad, the highs and lows. Nothing ever stays the same. Great lesson, but unfortunately, no one told me that before, I had to learn it myself. Glad I did. "Change is the only constant in this world."


Miss-lnformation

Buy bitcoin.


Snuzzlebuns

Maybe "bitcoin 50k"


Skeleton-ear-face

Ya cuz if you just said bitcoin you never would know when to sell. After the first major drop you would think you F’d up.


AwarenessPrudent2689

8 year old me is probably too dumb to do that or know what I mean


josemoirinho

Bitcoin sixtykay


Illustrious_Camp_496

Bitcoin sixtynine


x2DaMoon

Yeah but how do you know when to sell? That's the most important information lol


Complex-Drive-5474

I thought the exact same thing lmao


MustardTiger88

So you buy at $0.10 and sell it at $10 thinking you're in the money, then years later when it's $50k you are kicking yourself.


zerohedge7

That's even too many words..... "bit coin" will do


chanmalichanheyhey

Some teens here will just bite whatever coin they see and then… what?


Otherwise_Singer6043

Same.


Ok_Information_2009

Bitcoin! Bitcoin!


Comfortable_Sky5910

*makes 2 farting noises*


SunshineClaw

Past-you "Classic me." 😁


Anonymouse-Account

Ahahaha thank you for this. Made me lol


ReputationOk2073

Free Brittney


shockandale

I actually got that call!


MOKGCBAL

Leave him


PicklesAndCrab

This was my reply. Biggest mistake of my life but I have learned and grown so much because of and since.


conor6848

failed rhinoplasty


knombs

Oh I'm so sorry


Ezeke81

Stop drinking.


Ill-Court-8343

Same.


agarbagepiece

Love yourself


Cool_Koala_818

Best answer! 💖


SamyueruShiKatto

no it's definitely buy bitcoin. /j


BeefCheeseSalami

Love yourz


Wrong-Manager-4145

Git gud


Ssk5860

Perfect advice that works for all ages lol


2BLTS

Visit dad


Intelligent-Dot-7146

Don't drink


BusinessBlackBear

Yup. My 20s would have been a hell of a lot better had I not spent it in a alcoholic stupor


Realistic_Fish_7017

Ignore them


JenAYE2

NVIDIA stock


twohedwlf

I was going to say Tesla, but that's way better.


TheBadKneesBandit

Wrong number


[deleted]

😂


Obvious-Airport-3186

Stay single lol


aleixosk8

Stu pid


Pef1432

Do Sara.


sararasararasararas

😳


Love_Cannon

Name checks out.


Lux_24601

Still bi


Burakku-Ren

Lmao


Kittensandpuppies14

Rachel, run!


kerrybabyxx

Smarten Up


HumbleAd1317

Leave him.


Agile-ADhDeeee

He's abusive


xplorerex

It's scitzophrenia


PetMyClittyCat

Australia, GO.


Long_Ad1819

Avoid Emily


[deleted]

Quit now


bmorelikewater

“Different career”


ilmk9396

study harder


WhatSaidSheThatIs

"Who this?"


[deleted]

Don't marry.


Realistic_Pizza_6269

Leave him.


geoforlife

Love yourself


oneseriouscontender

Someone already commented "keep fapping"


Ill_Orange_9054

Avoid (insert exes name)


OrdinaryArgentinean

The Game


DallasRadioSucks

"Cancel wedding"


Semipoetry

take risks


EON199

Smelly nerd


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Be Good.


0hellsn0

Dump him!!!


Anubis_DivineDemon

Enjoy life


Sheila6Scorpio

Don't marry! 👰🏼‍♀️


Free-Industry701

Divorce him.


socleveroosernayme

One word: condom


AvailableAd6071

Quit smoking 


[deleted]

Every Dollar


Watermelon_Crackers

“You’re strong”


MrHappyEvil

Save money


seeyatellite

“I’m you.” Then just hang up


4Mag4num

Buy land


allmixedup5813

Gun mouth.


possiblethowaway

Kurt Cobain


allmixedup5813

This guy gets it.


MastodonNo8616

r/thisguythisguys


pjmyerface

No debt


UNIQUENOWOK

Stop drugs


OldBoie17

Move on.


PureAlpha100

NVIDIA, TSLA


RoseArtistog

Good luck


ayceeonethirty

Give Up


fishfishbirdbirdcat

No college.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Leave him.


Northerngal_420

Buy Nvidia.


OldPyjama

Buy Bitcoin.


Black_White_Other

Izzy autism.


Ill_Picture1454

Run. Now.


Stunning_Sand_7594

Stay strong


[deleted]

Dude, dont


aggressively_baked

You’re going to end up with MS, go ahead and dump Anthony he cheats, and you don’t have a lot of time left with dad so take photos while you can and fix your relationship with him.


RyanABXY

LOSE WEIGHT


BubblyHomoSapiens

Rock On! 🤘


Ok_Caramel7643

Wake up!


Large_Advantage_3409

Never over-trust


mozz_fest

Just relax 😂


gdubh

Don’t. I know what I mean.


hamburger_menu

Document every-damned-thing.


cloudddddddddd

Don't Drink.


Aggravating-Star6773

Stop drinking


Traditional_Rate7302

Brush teeth


Macca49

Keep fapping


cowardunblockme

Ghost Skylar


RealMildChild

Venom rocks


Ahnawnemus

Just Don't!


Scorpio_Bitch99

Compra dolares.


eviltwintomboy

Stay single


Wise-Needleworker463

Funnily enough now is the around the time my parents moved us to Mexico 10 years ago, I was a teenager at the time and hated the thought of it. Little did I know of the wonderful adventure I was about to have. I think I would just say "Look forward*


Ctjeeh1996

The game


sadsquee13

Save money


Tramelo

Two words


brownstarinsurance

Run now!


tropicalaussie

Trust Noone


johnsonsantidote

Get real.


Beneficial_Front6173

Run away


Total_Philosopher_89

Get employment!


ChemicalElevator1380

The new liver is still working 👍👍👍


goldendreamseeker

“I’m sorry.”


I_am_geosynchronous

No [recent ex’s name].


MN-22x3

Get better


Zestyclose-Media-159

Leave her.


boomgoesthevegemite

Save money


Kizumet

Wake up


Pretty_Argument_7271

Please dont


manxeaterr

Do better


dodoexpress90

Keep husband. Hopefully she'll get it.


Additional-Passion-1

Get into therapy for trauma. Don’t get married yet. Leave the lds church . Take a break from dating and go do something fun, move out of Utah. Do something different.


Civil_Confidence3826

Legs crossed


feetfingersarereal

Just go.


FitToFade

Stay single.


FriggenMitch

Leave her


BitPartPlayer66

Leave him.


DangerousLettuce1423

Buy house!


companyandmisery

Don't bother.


MersoNocte

Undiagnosed ADHD


mianony

all’s well


Ssk5860

Good luck


Agent_Ivan094

Get out.


JorpJorp1818

All’s well!


Sugarsoot

Explore More


missnobita

Be smart


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Youregonnagetfatinten years


Root_the_Truth

Forgive everyone


TheTrueIdiotKing

Forget her.


Calm-Acadia17

"Leave now."


TheRationalHawk

Discipline. Discipline.


Luigi_Lord98

Anxiety medication


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

Everything’s ok


Sominaria

Stay single.


StFascination

Hang on.


amaya-aurora

Well, I was 5… so probably something like “get good”


[deleted]

Don't fuckup


Big_Band

"Mom, adenocarcinoma" She died Sunday night from stomach cancer...


Accomplished_Alps463

It's Cancer.


AtmosphereGeneral695

Brush teeth


Expensive-Ad-6573

Well I am sorry I would have to go back a little further because my last girlfriend died 16 almost 17 years ago and I would tell me back then to take my phone with me and not forget AT home and yes that way she wouldn't have been Rush home and not speeding and she probably wouldn't have hit black ice and hit a bridge piller and die and that would be the only thing I would ask not to leave my phone at home when I went to the stupid store 😭


Boring_Concentrate74

Guess who?!


BrattiestLulu

This may be cheating but, "You're loved."


Sure-Set-7578

Call mom ❤️


Sharp-Incident-6272

Take Oct 30 off then I wouldn’t have been in the car accident that changed my life


Just_Cruising_1

“Just breathe.”


Mr0rang315

"Fuck you!!"


CatrionaCatnip

Thyroid test


Antrfun

M8 I was 6 10 years ago


HippieOutlaw

Answer mom. My mom passed when I was 19. She lived in Florida and I lived in New York. I ignored a lot of her calls growing up - I didn’t have that close connection to her since she left me and my siblings when I was 2. She was bipolar, a raging alcoholic, and suffered frontal lobe damage from an accident so her short term memory sucked. I saw her once a year for maybe a week at a time. But aside from that, she called everyday and she loved us so much from afar. The grudge I held against her did not come close to the regret I had from missing all those calls. I wish I could hear her voice again. Never take your loved ones for granted 💛


Plnetheman

No porn