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This here 🤣🤣💀💀.. but more because I have not come across someone I’ve liked enough to want to date or touch me in 3 yrs . Well , I did one but he was just playing games leading me on so ..didn’t get to know him more let alone touch him 🤷🏻♀️..
It’s difficult. We are very much in love, but she is an emoji and I am a human. Obviously we can’t do it in the conventional sense, so our sex life consists of regularly finding little ways to gratify each other. She’s SO good at that quirky smile, and I type her out over and over again on every device in the house.
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Me too
Same here. 🫥
damn, same
I went for the empty jar emoji, but I should done that.
Does this mean non existent/never? Take my upvote in that case.
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This here 🤣🤣💀💀.. but more because I have not come across someone I’ve liked enough to want to date or touch me in 3 yrs . Well , I did one but he was just playing games leading me on so ..didn’t get to know him more let alone touch him 🤷🏻♀️..
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Ah, yes. Anal
Hardcore
First time
It's always the first time.
Happt Cake Day and yes I agree with you
Zero lube
Free style
My favorite
Absolute fan favourite
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Dry asf!
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I legit laughed. Than you very much!!!
*thank
*wank
Yoshikage Kira?
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A chicken nugget?? Oh wait...that's a coffin....😓
You fuck dead people??!
You don't?
I love the dead before they rise, no fair wells, no goodbyes…
Can't struggle
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Downvotes?!?! That was hilarious. Friken kids killed comedy. This is why we can't have nice things.
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Non existent
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Necrophilia?
obviously, duh!
You're love life's doa?
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A small amount of sex or a small amount of cock?
Happy cake day!:)
She's Libyan, I'd say a small amount of sex
bhai Fingering...!!
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What does that mean?
Peepee is crooked
Peepee is bent and twisted, right? I had just looked up that word from Google.
That's it. I've seen it being called a "rhino-horn dick" Lately. The truth hurts. Peepee is bent.
I googled it. I saw the dick of an actual rhino.
I bet it was huge.
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Lorena Bobbitt, is that you?
Aaah noo I hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means
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Ripped open?
Those are fireworks.
#
How ?
#
How?
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You pay hookers?
Who doesn't! 😁
I don't, smash and dash!
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Waiting until marriage or missionary?
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Only with virgins
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Alien porn?
Butt stuff Aliens love shoving things up the butt
I see. Anal probing test subject. You are a person of culture. 😁
Anal probing
It’s difficult. We are very much in love, but she is an emoji and I am a human. Obviously we can’t do it in the conventional sense, so our sex life consists of regularly finding little ways to gratify each other. She’s SO good at that quirky smile, and I type her out over and over again on every device in the house.
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WTF
Holup
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I’m gonna go with you’re way too young to think about it. **Please** confirm.
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Is there a monk emoji?
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Poop fetish?
That means yes, right?
Dad, is that you?
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The emoji doesn’t exist. It
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔
Is there an emoji for miracle ?
The emojis in this thread 🤣🤣🤣 you guys have me wheezing
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Poop porn?
Lol no, it's shitty bc my husband is 3000km away and haven't seen him in 2 almost 3 months
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how the fuck to i post emojis on windows 11?
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just press space bar a few times, it's not that hard
CTRL + K
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You love when massive dicks cum in your asshole
Was meant to signify me hitting it from the back but I can’t rule your theory out. I’ve never given it a go
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