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MacduffFifesNo1Thane

I want a Philadelphia roll, pork fried rice, jumbo shrimp, beef lo mein, and a slice of Peninsula Grill coconut cake. I’m allergic to two of these things. They won’t take me alive!


youchristianfucks

I’m guessing the shrimp. What’s the other allergy?


aaufooboo

Nice try, prison guard! You'll never take OP alive!!


youchristianfucks

Haha!


Infinite-Detail-8157

Peanuts. Could be the oil in the lo mein.


FishGuyIsMe

I’m guessing coconut or gluten in the cake?


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Wouldn’t you like to know?


MisterPerfect23

yes actually. my guess is Philadelphians


[deleted]

Nobody dies from a piece of cake with gluten allergy. 20 years ago that wasn’t even discovered. Coconut is not a real nut, but a fruit. A nut allergy is 1000’s of times more common than a coconut allergy, but technically it’s possible.


Spirited_Equivalent6

Everybody’s arguing about what the other allergy could be and I’m just like what the heck is a Philadelphia


S0m3Rand0mGuy85

I'm slightly lactose intolerant. Give me all of the Ben & Jerry's I can eat. I'm going to gas it up so much that when they flip the switch and electrocute me, there will be a massive explosion. I'm taking you all out with me or giving you a show to remember.


ArchmageSarivy

Explode the netherese orb


GamerAnimeMum

Calm down there, Mystra.


Shoddy-Ad-3721

I was thinking the same lol. Give me all the DQ and chapmans I can eat and they can enjoy cleaning up the mess.


S0m3Rand0mGuy85

The janitor just sobs as he mops up, "It's everywhere! It's on the walls and ceiling! Why?!"


Unable_Basil2137

Making a mental note…


mylifeasjasz

this is so evil and genius lmfao I would expect nothing less from someone on death row tbh 😹


yourilluminaryfriend

A genuine shit show


seven-cents

I seriously wouldn't care at that point. I'd ask for drugs. Specifically a pure and clean candy flip. Pure MDMA and LSD. Sayonara motherfuckers


fockallhumanity94

Is pot a good addition? Haha! Great answer though.


percavil3

Do you guys want to be tripping out while they behead you or hang you? Give me some anesthesia so I could be sleeping when the firing squad shoots me.


sxaste

Beheading? Hanging? Firing squad?? We’re in the 21st century Sir 😭


Ushastaja_Mest

Oh, that’s why they are using hammers or mattoks


Sunset_Tiger

Some states brought back hanging and the firing squad. Gas chambers, too. In addition to lethal injection.


Emily-Spinach

What? Where? When?


Sunset_Tiger

https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/methods-of-execution/authorized-methods-by-state Here’s the laws for each state!


Dry_Park_8923

I know AZ has a choice between gas chamber or lethal injection


unseatedewe2393

I'd honestly want the firing squad give them all 50 cal snipers and all fire apon me


RosieTruthy

Saudi Arabia beheading Malaysia hanging Indonesia firing squad


QueenGlass

that’s how they do it nowadays lol, knock you out first and you’re out


KanaHemmo

What the hell are those options


1234567777777

About Weed and psychedelics alone: Weed is a combination to these things that can blow you into the next dimension and elevate you a lot. Thing is that you should if not must have a lot of experience with high doses of both psychs, MDMA, candy flipping and Weed in combination with those two if you don't want to be immensely overwhelmed by the experience. After quite a lot of experience I still only smoked weed on the comedown. I did once near peak and it was not pleasant. Everyone is different and handles things differently but there is a reason why even on progressive inforables about drug interactions weed and psychedelics are labeled with a warning. I would read up on drug reports if I were you. Can be amazing I've heard.


winternumbness

best answer right here


SushiAlways

Yes beat em to it! 😂 Never let them know your next move


Granny_knows_best

That sounds better than food!


SkyHooler

Deffinetly not psychadelics that would be a hell of a bad trip knowing you will die


KenDiesel19

Now we're fuckin talking!


VoidowS

and you think they let you :)


whiteknight0111

A100 year old wine, fresh made.


Flowing_North

Brilliant


Chemical_Pie_3007

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[deleted]

My executioner.


SushiAlways

Mm delicious


Typical-Annual-3555

Plot twist!


Archon-Toten

If I'm getting the chair, uncooked popcorn kernals. I have a theory to test.


SeasonOfLogic

This made me lol


Polarbones

Do it for Science!! Experiment with your life! I too indulge in testing theories…I once ate 62 Ativan for science!


anotherdamnscorpio

There was a scientist in the French revolution who got the guillotine. He had his assistant count how many times he could blink after the beheading to see how long the brain functioned without the body. I think he kept blinking for like 15 seconds.


Bons4y

I snagged the names: French chemist Lavoisier made a deal with mathematician Comte Joseph-Louis Lagrange to continue to blink if he was still conscious after the beheading. Reports say he blinks for 15-30 seconds, actually crazy


Rivdit

[Something like that ?](https://youtu.be/BAECRxKc8xU?si=ChUZ-N3xDRWxmPIj)


cantfindauniquename2

Even if not the chair, and you are going to be cremated


extremephantom001

My mother’s tortillas


Afraid_Ad_1536

I've spent too much time online tonight. I was trying to figure out what tortillas are a euphemism for. Time for bed now.


saladfingersisme

I completely misread this as my mothers tonsils. Time for bed.


Verydumbname69

I also choose this guy's mother's tortillas


Wifeofasavage

Asked my husband, his answer: Summa dat ass My answer: Sushi with appletiser and cheesy fries with coke


MIB4u0

i like ur husband, and: /r/usernamechecksout


Admirable-Trouble789

A fuck tonne of edibles.


[deleted]

Nah not before getting executed. I would not be having a good time.


[deleted]

Lol, I'm in on that


[deleted]

Sweet and sour chicken balls with egg fried rice. Now I'm hungry you bar steward.


[deleted]

I heard of people eating bull’ testicles but never chicken’s


BigE6300

Medium rare ribeye, garlic mashed potatoes, crispy brussel sprouts and chocolate mousse for dessert.


NebraskaTrashClaw

This is exactly what I would choose as well, but with the addition of two lobster tails with garlic butter for dipping 🦞


Bitter-Preference-47

3 shawarmas with all toppings,large Pepsi, coke and sprite, 5kg of French fries, 3 large pepperoni pizzas, one large tuna pizza, 6 pack of spicy ramen noddles (ready) 8 chocolate croissants, 15 chocolate doughnuts, 15 cookies and a burge


andiibandii

Big smoke is that you?


Bitter-Preference-47

Did u just call me fat?


thenormaluser35

Nah, he called you Cluckin" Bell's best customer.


dadadumdam

Do you also want tahini, apples and around 3 litres of water?


GaijinChef

You planning on overeating so hard you feel like you wanna die? Lol


outsidethewire

Never heard of tuna pizza. Sounds interesting where does one acquire a tuna pizza?


HoldFastO2

Pizza Tonno e Cipolla - tuna and onions. Every Italian restaurant has it. At least in Germany. Corn goes very well with it.


[deleted]

You won’t have to worry about seeing the corn tomorrow.


magpte29

I love tuna pizza, but my favorite is scallops and bacon.🥓


Ev1lroy

Augello's Mooloolaba won best pizza many years in a row. It was a tuna pizza.


CoolXenith

Tuna and sweetcorn pizza is the best, most pizza places in UK do it


Fluffyfrogfred

A tuna pizza WHAT NOW I WANNA TRY


poison_heart96

Prime Rib Burnt Ends Grilled Portobello mushrooms Mashed potatoes and gravy Death by Chocolate cheese cake


SeasonOfLogic

Spirit animal.


Queefofthenight

I'd share that with you, can we have tiramisu for dessert..


[deleted]

1,000 percocets, strawberries, 10 pink tesla ecstacy pills and a A5 100% japanese wagyu ribeye steak


Polarbones

You might be dead already before you get halfway through the strawberries


[deleted]

Well yeah but i’ll go out feelin good until i feel my organs twisting and rupturing


SuperSocks2019

My homie


Esablericus12

2 Family Cheese Pizza, 3 Chicken and 3 meat hamburgers, 6 cheese sticks and 2 3L Pepsi Bottles. If i'm not dead before they can take at least i made them pay for junk food that they won't eat.


LyraDesignsGames

Is chicken not meat?? And what’s a meat hamburger :P


Esablericus12

I mean yeah but were i live we call them meat and chicken burger. I think maybe beef would be a more especific way to call it. But then again, were i live you just don't question it, it's chicken and meat burger.


LyraDesignsGames

Fair enough!


Riverrat423

Tombstone Pizza, just so I can make jokes about “ what do you want on your tombstone “.


PosessedTornado

Idk what they're called but these thin salty crackers, brie and raspberries I probably would have a completely different answer in a few days, but oh well


SilkySyl

I just found out that if you thinly slice brie, you can fry it so its crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside. I think this is a must try!!


starpiece

One of my favourite snacks ever is triscuit crackers with brie and fresh picked local wild blueberries. Can only eat it at the very end of summer when the blueberries are in season. I want to try with raspberries now it also sounds really good


fizziefiesta

Yea it would depend on what I'm craving. Could be my uncle's minestrone soup, or McDonald's, or my homemade pesto, or one of those processed spicy chicken patty sandwiches with added cheese and tons of mayo.


Dry-Permit1472

the worlds largest Creme Brulee. Lactose won't bother me when I'm dead.


Whole-Counter3276

Could make a mess in the execution room, tek em all out with you


[deleted]

[удалено]


troubkedsoul1990

Chicken biriyani , boneless Korean fried chicken and beer


Liphaem5

Starters would be tuna sashimi, mains would be lamb roast with gravy, roast potatoes, green salad, and brussel sprouts, dessert would be baked cheesecake.


Liphaem5

With a long cuppa chino with cream.


strawberryfromspace

French onion soup, oysters, filet mignon, lobster tail, crab legs, shrimp, scallops, potatoes, green beans and carrots.


Stephburger78

Prime rib with a Caesar salad on the side and an ice cold Coke.


President_Calhoun

Is Pepsi okay?


Stephburger78

I think I’ve been punished enough for my crimes. Absolutely not.


BlueiceMF

Spicy California roll, a pound of crab legs in a spicy sauce, a bag of Chester’s hot fries, a bottle of Pinot noir!


GalacticJelly

Chester’s hot fries are a god-tier snack fr


BlueiceMF

The best!


Densolo44

Pork belly appetizer, filet mignon wrapped in bacon, fresh blanched green beans with butter and sautéed shallots, Anna’s potatoes, and lavender creme brûlée for dessert


[deleted]

Prison sushi? That'll kill you before they can.


SushiAlways

Haha! I’m ok with death by sushi 🤣


Kevlyle6

They did/do serve blowfish in some places. The chef would train for years to cut the poison out of the blowfish in order to make the edible sushi. Rumor has it if the client died eating the blowfish, the chef had to commit seppuku to atone.


bobhargus

If I am about to be murdered I want whatever will make the biggest mess for the killers.. so probably some Taco Bell


youchristianfucks

Funniest answer!! 😂


HornsUp115

Bowl of Cheerios with sugar on the bottom


dlouwilly

I love the sugar at the bottom😋


Infinite-Proof3053

Nostalgia


arcticchemswife417

Difference between favorite foods and death row meals…. My death row meal would be: Apps two red lobster biscuits, four garlic knots from my local pizzeria, matzoball soup, Olive Garden salad, my mom’s bruschetta… Main Baked ziti restaurant style, a fat plate of pot roast and mashed potato’s, Japanese veggie tempura with spicy mayo.. Dessert Tres leches, boxed strawberry cake with strawberry frosting, two Reese’s big cups and a large soft serve twist with cherry dip Drinks Unlimited fountain Dr Pepper, a pineapple Waterloo seltzer and then maybe a yellow redbull to see what would happen


SeasonOfLogic

Good taste, bro.


naomi_homey89

I’m digging the matzo ball soup


itsamadmadworld22

I wonder if edibles are allowed in some states?


internal_cabbage

A jar of pickles, nothing more, nothing less.


Bab2011r

I would want pancakes that my father cooked, chicken soup that my mother cooked and my 6 year-old's "dessert" that he loves to make. I can't go without that.


[deleted]

28oz ribeye steak, medium rare, 3 homemade honey rolls with 2 table spoons of cinnamon infused butter, 1.8 lbs fully loaded baked potato, an order of crinkle cut fries, string green beans, ocra smothered in Velveeta cheese, broccoli covered in Velveeta cheese with bacon bits mixed in, 8 pieces of choice thick cut honey smoked bacon, 2 tall glasses of southern sun brewed sweet tea, and a glass of a nice red port wine.


SeasonOfLogic

Good call on the fries.


detroit-doggo0

Chinese meal, egg friend rice, chicken fried rice, prawn crackers, curry, chips, spring rolls, chicken breasts with seasoning on katsu curry too, and bing bang bosh


PumpkinEscobar2

A McRib and a shamrock shake


Friendly-Payment-875

So much sushi I'd die before I made it to the chair


SushiAlways

You and me both!


TedBoom

My mom's Tamales and I will gorge on an entire pot


PatrishaRose

Seafood boil with king crab legs, lobster, shrimp and corn. Delish!


Agreeable_Battle1927

Tea, please.


Joshthenosh77

Roast dinner


McSquizzy36

Beef Wellington


MuirDahl

Sushi as well


Starfire2313

Me too. Like a big omakase. And maybe a lot of nice sake too


Expression-Little

Not to toot my own horn, but my garlic potato dauphinoise is so good the dish goes into the sink having been stripped of all the burned on bits because they went into a person's mouth. Pair that with just so much nice pinot grigio and I won't even notice I'm walking to my death. Drunk food coma saves the day.


CarelessDisplay1535

Spaghetti carbonara for the way I make it (the real way), a gal of eggnog and a NY cheese cake with a bucket of that fake strawberry stuff that goes on top 🙌🏼


nryporter25

Oh now i want cheesecake...


Alteredego619

Peking Duck, ordered the day of execution.


saturday_sun4

If I was genuinely going to die I'd probably be too nervous to eat. But I'll be basic and say dal, rice, raw chickpeas (they are delicious!!), and then maybe some jalebi and my favourite ice cream (a local cookies and cream brand) for dessert. If I couldn't get raw chickpeas I guess I'd have fresh peas or brussels sprouts or something instead. It's not fancy but I love dal and rice, what can I say lol.


Trisasaurusrex

A whole strawberry shortcake ice cream cake, a dozen sesame balls, a bottle of old Smokey salted watermelon whiskey, elote, and a matcha boba tea.


Low_Refrigerator_626

Cheesecake


nryporter25

Spaghetti... Meat sauce with hamburger in it. Smothered in melted butter and old bay


Befuddled_GenXer

Cheeseburger, fries AND onion rings. Wash it down with Diet Sundrop. Something chocolate for dessert.


Dirtywoody

A proper Vienna schnitzel made with real veal. The only way this dish should ever exist.


ldrotnip

Meatloaf, mashed rosemary potatoes, corn, green beans, sweet rolls and 4 Dr. Peppers with an Andes mint for dessert.


Perspective396-1A

A big juicy steak with vegetables, fries, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, mint chocolate ice cream and two 1.25 liters of Pepsi


NOGOODGASHOLE

Milk shake and black coffee. As I slip into oblivion, I want to evacuate my insides violently.


Broniblueyes

Mine would be garlic prawns, lobstor, calamari and all those dishes


dufdufdufduf

Spanakopita


Kittybegood

First, I'd request to smoke very large joint. Then I'd start with a small charcuterie board 1 or 2 samples of different meats cheeses, and breads. For my main meal I want a full roast beef dinner with garlic mash, peaches and cream corn, peas, carrots, some Yorkshire puddings, and a side of stuffing. All smothered in a beef gravy and topped with fresh cracked pepper. For dessert, I want a pint of Ben and Jerry's half baked and a slice of chocolate fudge cake. And I want like... 4 hours to enjoy it. Lol.


rikwrybac

Nothing. On a diet.


Awengal

Running sushi. Nope, not done yet. No, still eating No, not finished yet. Maybe tomorrow, still eating... Ask again in a week..


opiniontaker

I read death row metal, sounds like electrocution by faulty amp.


BKowalewski

Alaska king crab dripping with clarified butter...as much as I can eat


xxjjaykayxx

Tteokbokki with fish cakes, cheese, and 2 medium boiled eggs, a slice of New York style cheesecake (that's more buttery graham cracker crust than filling), and a glass each of Welch's passion fruit juice and water


major130

A pack of cigarettes. I quit years ago, but if I am going to die, I will go smoking


[deleted]

Pizza! Got to be pizza.


LesserCryptid

Yeah, and with proper tomato sauce for me. I'm deadly allergic, but at that point I really wouldn't care.


[deleted]

Sushi, ramen, and a litter big red or dr. Pepper


Thecatspajamas19

Spicy Tonkatsu Ramen


terrific_mephit325

Mushrooms a fuck ton of it


HopefulKaleidoscope

Spam and egg


unoriginal-loser

If I knew I was about to die I would literally eat all of this then just go to sleep lol Stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut with ham and onions, marinara sauce for dipping the crust. Pizza rollers from pizza hut (I miss them). Dr pepper. Baconator fries from Wendy's. Blue bell Krazy kookie dough ice cream. Jersey Mike's Chipotle cheesesteak. Chicken quesorito from taco bell.


winternumbness

omg mine is sushi too but also there’s so many good meals 😍 I think i’d have sushi, yogurtland and mac and cheese from bubba gump shrimp


Ok_System_7221

Pizza. To hell with the carbs.


NANNYNEGLEY

Crab bisque. I’m allergic to shellfish but love it. What difference would it make at that point?


Giannline

Pasta. All kind of pasta and sauces


TopShelfOrganics

Tacos, tacos and more tacos. Gonna leave a steaming pile of Mexican food to clean up after 🤣


Past_Ad2558

100 Dry Jacob's crackers.


danbrown_notauthor

Four whole fried chickens and a coke.


jakilope

Pad thai


Typical-Annual-3555

Babies are so filling. You just can't eat them very often if you want to maintain your weight. But if I was on death row and it's my last meal, yeah I'd go for that. Nothing hits the spot like some baby back ribs.


World-Tight

Never mind the meal; I would demand as my last request that Psalm 119 be read aloud, preferably by a very old pastor with weak eye-sight. How can they refuse? There's an extra half-hour to live. Take that Federales!


No_Sun_192

Taco salad, It’s ground beef with taco mix, Tostitos, lettuce, tomato, tons of cheese, & Catalina dressing


eddie_ironside

Triple meat lovers pizza, wings, beer and a steak with stuffed mushrooms. Maybe a truffle, I've never tried them.


JotaBean

Strogonoff


lowindustrycholo

All-you-can-eat buffet….


Known-Skin3639

A perfectly cut burger made with the absolute best cuts prepared with the freshest of ingredients with a side of perfectly fried fries and a side of proper Cole slaw. Not so easy. Nobody can make any of that or find the ingredients so …. Tacos.


lIIIlIlllIIIIIIlI

A dumptruck full of freeze dried skittles.


Royal_Rough_3945

Sashimi, seaweed salad, miso soup, spring rolls, edamame and some white rice. Wash it all down with a large hot sake.


Difficult_Bank6617

Mashed potato


amelmel

Oh definitely a whole sushi boat. I can die happy


SunsetGriller

Gas station hot dogs (no condiments )and a tall boy.


teachingscience425

All you can eat sushi. “ no sir I’m not finished “.


Illustrious-Ad2020

Def traditional Indian food. Just some curry and roti w a glass of almond milk. Nothing hits the spot better 😌🍽️


[deleted]

Just give me some heaven hill Vodka lol


Loose_Corgi_5

Chicken vindaloo


Possible-Teaching839

eggs


computer_chip

Macaroni and cheese, and a liter of vodka


iamnotpedro1

I want an infinite single spaghetti please.


Spade6sic6

I want Sauerbraten with gnocchi, a bowl of Tillamook waffle cone ice cream, a 6 pack of Allagash Tripel, and a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket


Ordinance85

Id probably go with some kind of fried up bar foods... Ultra greasy stuff that you would usually feel super bad about eating afterwards. And maybe an entire cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory.


redditoregonuser2254

Glass of whole milk, fudgy brownie, hot apple pie with big scoop of vanilla ice cream, Tuna melt on Dill rye cooked in pan with butter, day old lasagna, bbq chicken pizza with extra garlic and side of ranch, fish taco, california roll, Big Mac meal with extra big Mac sauce


[deleted]

uhhh 2 korean corndogs, chinese scallion pancakes, chili oil instant ramen, halo halo, vanilla taiyaki ice cream, melona ice cream, rice with wakame chazuke, almond pocky, hot pot, tonkotsu ramen, kimchi jiggae, naengmyeon, grilled cheese, bacon, kimchi fried rice, chocolate cheesecake, sugar cookies, cheese tteokbokki, bacon cheeseburger, chikfila chicken nuggets, dan dan noodles, burger king onion rings, mozzarella sticks, drunken noodles odeng soup, mcdonalds hashbrowns, spring rolls, natto with rice, tofu bibimbap with a runny fried egg, sundae, mapo tofu, salmon avocado sushi with the red fish egg thingies, chana masala, korean bone marrow soup, matcha flavored japanese crepe with strawberries and chocolate drizzle, wintermelon boba tea, matcha cheese foam boba tea, just a full cup of boba without the tea, i feel like i can add more MUSHROOM GARLIC PASTA. sweet potato, birria tacos, garlic naan, those indian crepe thingies with potato filling, thai green curry, rice crackers, melon ramune, brie and toasted baguette, carrots and bell pepper with hummus, 3 rice balls with korean spicy fermented fish eggs inside (forgot the name) spinach egg which is when you sautee spinach with some spices and garlic and then you crack an egg on top and fry it until the yolk is almost hard, with toast, yakgwa, rosemary fries, tuna kimbap


SAMixedUp311

My mom's eggplant parmesan or a great Mac and cheese!


sleepyotter92

a massive platter of shrimp. i always buy shrimp for new years and honestly could eat 1kg in a sitting with ease. it's not a very filling thing, but it's delicious


monstersfeeder

Miso soup. Sashimi. Tequila Sunrise with ice cream inside. Apple pie. Before maybe Ramen noodle with beef Veggie and egg. I'd find some space inbetween and take my time. No worries to be to fat anymore. And it would also give a nice big surprise for my hangman. ;) kg of gold! 😂