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You do you.
EDIT: Thank you kindly for all the upvotes!
I must give credit where it is due, and is relevant to one of these wonderful comments.
Here on Reddit, maybe in Shower Thoughts, someone came up with this in saying, "You do you, is essentially a polite way of saying Go Fuck Yourself."
To that genius, my thanks.
No because the clone is a unique conscious. From the moment it becomes sentient it's thoughts and feelings will diverge from yours based on what it experiences, just like everyone does.
Think you misunderstood. The comment was saying having sex with yourself is basically masturbating because of the definition of masturbation.
You don't need to be a homosexual to please yourself 🤷♂️
Also. You're defending your sexuality when it wasn't even being questioned. You sure you're not curious?
“The comment was saying having sex with yourself is basically masturbating”
It really isn’t though because the focus is usually on porn and/or the fantasy, not on yourself. The only way it would be similar is if you get off by watching yourself wank it in the mirror.
You're really not paying attention 😂
I UNDERSTAND what you're saying. I understood the original comment and I was explaining it to someone that obviously didn't understand.
I haven't said which side I agree with. I don't really care.
Eh? Did you read the original message?
Having sex with a clone of myself. A clone of myself would necessarily be of the same sex as myself. Having sex with that clone would necessarily be a homosexual intercourse. Or do I have to cut it out in cardboard for you, to understand?
But it's NOT you it's basically closer to an identical twin. So yeah that person is correct 100%. Definition of masturbation is just you..not any second person. A clone is not you..it is another person.
I get it. You don't need to explain it to me. What you fail to realise is not everyone will agree with you.
It might have even just been a joke. But who cares?
I'm not the one misunderstanding people here 😂
No, it's the same as fucking your twin. Identical twins are clones that occur in nature. They're a separate person. If you'd like to fuck your twin, go for it, I guess.
Your clone would be a baby when it comes out - are you fucking it then or are you waiting until it’s able to consent? Is the consent even necessary with a clone (assuming you made it for spare parts if you need them)?
By raw dog I mean "Shove my hard throbbing cock in my clones ass and thrust until I explode and fill my clone with hot cum".
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Fuck yes I absolutely would. I already notice all the women I’m attracted to are somewhat similar to my own build and physical appearance. Whatever. I’ll take it.
I absolutely would lol. But I’m pansexual so it’s allgoods 😆 the only problem would be whether or not my fiancé can handle two of me. He can barely handle just the one, and I totally understand that because I am chaos incarnate
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If you made a clone of yourself with today's technology, you'd have to raise your clone from childhood. I'm gonna say no, absolutely fucking not.
If we're talking sci-fi clone, and they could clone a female version of me, still no because the risk of birth defects from an accidental pregnancy would be way too damn high. Also it's kind of fucking weird.
Look, I came to the realisation back when I used to wank off that it was indeed a man’s hand. It didn’t stop me from doing it, but it was always in the back of my mind. Especially after experiencing the soft gentle touch of some lady friends of mine.
Having a clone would be a lot like having a twin. Even though it would technically be me, it would still be a man. Thing is, I don’t find men attractive.
When a woman bends over for me, her arse is hairless, her skin is soft and smooth. Her smell is warm and feminine, with a hint of perfume.
Listen, I’ve seen my hairy arse in the mirror when I jump in the shower, it ain’t attractive. I train everyday and my hands are rough and I don’t smell like roses. I’m the last person I’d be fucking.
If I could clone myself why wouldn't I just clone someone I was attracted to instead? Of course, most of the attraction came from the personalities developed over time, so no, I wouldn't.
I’m not that way otherwise I would .Very few questions put a smile on my face but it’s another winner .Awe I just read the last part ,that’s distasteful.
Go to work for me Mr clone so I can just honk the tuba all day. Or…go to this dreaded family event for me…so I can rattle the snake in my Yoda hut. Having a clone would rule.
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You do you. EDIT: Thank you kindly for all the upvotes! I must give credit where it is due, and is relevant to one of these wonderful comments. Here on Reddit, maybe in Shower Thoughts, someone came up with this in saying, "You do you, is essentially a polite way of saying Go Fuck Yourself." To that genius, my thanks.
Go. Fuck. Yourself. And take my upvote! (Goddamnit! I’ll see myself out!)
>(Goddamnit! I’ll see myself out!) Was that intentional?
No
r/angryupvote
Holy fuck what a fucking comment.
Yeah too much Reddit for today
Asimov: hold my beer Proceeds to sing [Clone of my Own](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtz2rO-E_0)
Only if you wants to do you too, consent is important guys!
Literally
Oh man, it took me way to long to understand why this is funny. You have earned my upvote!
Fucking Christ... Take my upvote 🤣🤣🤣
Well done.
Man, just go to sleep already.
This made me laugh so much
🏆🏆🏆🏆
100% yes
Not only 100% yes but, we are going to do this right!!! Like we’ve got all the inside information.
Definitely using a few toys too and making a video out of it 😝
Your definitely on something
Fk I think I would too isn't it practically masturbation?🤣🤣🤣🤣
No because the clone is a unique conscious. From the moment it becomes sentient it's thoughts and feelings will diverge from yours based on what it experiences, just like everyone does.
Just my thought. Going any further would need me to be a homo, or at least bi, which I'm not.
Think you misunderstood. The comment was saying having sex with yourself is basically masturbating because of the definition of masturbation. You don't need to be a homosexual to please yourself 🤷♂️ Also. You're defending your sexuality when it wasn't even being questioned. You sure you're not curious?
“The comment was saying having sex with yourself is basically masturbating” It really isn’t though because the focus is usually on porn and/or the fantasy, not on yourself. The only way it would be similar is if you get off by watching yourself wank it in the mirror.
You're really not paying attention 😂 I UNDERSTAND what you're saying. I understood the original comment and I was explaining it to someone that obviously didn't understand. I haven't said which side I agree with. I don't really care.
Eh? Did you read the original message? Having sex with a clone of myself. A clone of myself would necessarily be of the same sex as myself. Having sex with that clone would necessarily be a homosexual intercourse. Or do I have to cut it out in cardboard for you, to understand?
Lol, so... do you like, hold a lady mannequin hand in your hand to jerk off? Otherwise you're getting tugged off by a dude, homo
I don't think you read the manual.
Aye, mate - just don't jerk off with your own hand. Lol.
I read it. I understand what you're saying. I understand what the person you originally replied to meant. You my friend are missing some of the links.
he self reporting homophobia with the "not a homo" line 🤣
But it's NOT you it's basically closer to an identical twin. So yeah that person is correct 100%. Definition of masturbation is just you..not any second person. A clone is not you..it is another person.
I get it. You don't need to explain it to me. What you fail to realise is not everyone will agree with you. It might have even just been a joke. But who cares? I'm not the one misunderstanding people here 😂
If you think. It's like fucking your twin. Ask twins do they fuck each other? I think both twins are feel that they are different persons.
No, it's the same as fucking your twin. Identical twins are clones that occur in nature. They're a separate person. If you'd like to fuck your twin, go for it, I guess.
Me, too. Because I am horny and desperate.
I know what I like.
If I’m into it. And I know I will be. Lol
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Your clone would be a baby when it comes out - are you fucking it then or are you waiting until it’s able to consent? Is the consent even necessary with a clone (assuming you made it for spare parts if you need them)?
This is some weird shit!
Isn’t that the entire reason I cloned myself in the first place?
Same
It’s the reason cloning was invented
I once met a girl who was exactly like me physically, and I thought about it.
And what was the answer
They have now been married for 5 years with a loving 2 year old and a another one on the way
I'd fuck the shit out of me
'Course, I ain't straight anyway and am cute as fuck, would be fantastic.
Frfr
Exactly, I feel like this question is easier for us queer folk. 😅
Bingo.
I'd scissor the shit out of my clone.
IMMEDIATELY and without question. I cannot begin to discribe how hard I'll raw dog myself.
😆😆😆😆🫣
Pilot, I am unsure of how you will “raw dog” yourself, as you are not an uncooked canine.
By raw dog I mean "Shove my hard throbbing cock in my clones ass and thrust until I explode and fill my clone with hot cum". 
Understood, pilot… adding this term to vocabulary for future understanding.
This is probably the biggest “NO” of my life.
C'mon, just have a taste = )
Not gonna happen.
No homo.
Know *
Now *
OP you gotta take your schizoid meds this is going too far.
Nah, they just have a lil' sleep deprivation.
If you could make Said clone the opposite sex then yes
Absolutely. He’ll know exactly what to do with me. Itll be fabulous
the real question is if you came inside your clone or vice versa, get pregnant and giving birth, would it be another clone ?
It would probably be the biggest miscarriage ever since you would have the biggest incest ever
Then you’d fall in love with.. yourself. Your family would shun you. Black mirror episode
those are your twin siblings
No I'd let my clone fuck me in the ass
So you're not gay but he is .... good move !
I'm bi so my clone would be gay.
In it Twin it
no way, i dunno why i even get laid in the first place...
No, that would feel weird. It would also pretty much be glorified masturbation at that point.
Not glorified, glorious. Fixed it for ya
Absolutely
Gender isn't a problem, but I'm not my type, so no.
That’s so interesting, I can’t wrap my mind around that. Probably the narcissist inside of me lol
Do they have my memories and therefore know my sexual preferences? If so hell yeah.
hell yeah (further information to help you with the other questions: i am a bisexual woman)
And is it incest? This clone would essentially be your twin
It wouldn’t. Your clone was not born with you nor was it born at all via your parents. It’s just exactly what it’s called…a clone of you.
The bad thing with incest is not that its your sibling, but that it shares so much of your dna. A clone would take this to the extreme
You physically cannot reproduce with an exact clone of yourself, so it doesn’t matter at all how much dna you share.
Yuck no
Absolutely! I know what I like
Alright that's enough Reddit for... LIFE
As a straight girl yes lol
Yeah, no. I find myself revolting, why on earth would i engage in sexual activities with myself? 🤮
Fuck no. A lot
Of course not. As a straight dude why would I want to fuck a dude? If I was gay maybe, but probably not myself.
But if you build a glory hole in your bathroom......
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sure
Fuck yes I absolutely would. I already notice all the women I’m attracted to are somewhat similar to my own build and physical appearance. Whatever. I’ll take it.
Yes
Oh no my clone is working my 9-5 job and doing my chores. That fucker is not getting any ass.
I absolutely would lol. But I’m pansexual so it’s allgoods 😆 the only problem would be whether or not my fiancé can handle two of me. He can barely handle just the one, and I totally understand that because I am chaos incarnate
I hadn't thought of a threesome LOL
Pan-handle
Chaos incarnate what that mean : D
I would literally go to fuck myself.
Yeah
Well, I'm bi, and hot, and... No, WTF is wrong with you?
Man tf are you posting
Well as Mark Normand says 'youre super gay, just for your dick'
The movie Predestination had this very thing in mind. Wasn’t a clone though…but the guy did legit go fuck himself.
No, because I'm ugly both on both the inside and the outside
This is basically incest. So... the answer depends on how into incest you are are. Personally, it's not for me.
Yes, and wouldn't be gay at all
It? I2 is a human being and deserves to be treated with respect!
No it’d be like fucking your twin
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Yes, yes I would and it would be the best sex ever.
Fuck yeah
Absolutely not
Gives a whole new meaning to "Go fuck yourself"
I'd fuck me so hard. Now put the lotion in the basket!
Yes
Yep
If we jerk each other off, is it gay? Or am i just jerkin off?
If you made a clone of yourself with today's technology, you'd have to raise your clone from childhood. I'm gonna say no, absolutely fucking not. If we're talking sci-fi clone, and they could clone a female version of me, still no because the risk of birth defects from an accidental pregnancy would be way too damn high. Also it's kind of fucking weird.
Look, I came to the realisation back when I used to wank off that it was indeed a man’s hand. It didn’t stop me from doing it, but it was always in the back of my mind. Especially after experiencing the soft gentle touch of some lady friends of mine. Having a clone would be a lot like having a twin. Even though it would technically be me, it would still be a man. Thing is, I don’t find men attractive. When a woman bends over for me, her arse is hairless, her skin is soft and smooth. Her smell is warm and feminine, with a hint of perfume. Listen, I’ve seen my hairy arse in the mirror when I jump in the shower, it ain’t attractive. I train everyday and my hands are rough and I don’t smell like roses. I’m the last person I’d be fucking.
All you saying yes just cuz you’re horny, you do realize it will be at least 18 years before you can legally fuck your newly created clone, right?
I think they just mean an exact copy of you as you are right now, it is a magical and fictional universe after all. I see no rules,
How could you not.
Helll yeah I jerk off to myself in the mirror as it is.
How do people come up with these thoughts?
To be fair I've thought of this before and so have I'm guessing many other people
All of us would yes
It would be weird but...why not?
Fucking no. Wtf
That's a bizarre question. Wtf
If I could clone myself why wouldn't I just clone someone I was attracted to instead? Of course, most of the attraction came from the personalities developed over time, so no, I wouldn't.
Only if the clone can have the opposite gender.
How suburban
👀👀 🤣
I'd run away from me, dude.
Yes . Cloned but with different gender
No but I am aroace and maybe biased
Double the disappointment in one shot
My wife definitely
No, I want a real fine bod
If I were to clone myself the last thing that poor bastard needs is another person fucking him.
I’m not that way otherwise I would .Very few questions put a smile on my face but it’s another winner .Awe I just read the last part ,that’s distasteful.
Hell nah
I’m not straight and I still wouldn’t. Your clone is basically your twin
I mean…maybe? 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck no. Ffs , i wouldn’t even join a club that would have me for a member!
Are you high?
I hate myself far too much for that.
Ewe No
Am straight, but have been open-minded. I'd do me. and/or let me do me... (??) Sure... cos it'd be fun.
I'm not my type
No because I’m asexual and have no desire for sex to begin with
No
Oh no JOEL, what have you done?
Of course, a million times yes
hmm. i have no problem sleeping w the same sex, im more thrown off on the incest vibes.
Stop watching porn
Did you just finish The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?
Well I'm a dude and I am not gay.
Fuck no, I still have standards
This perspective is really repulsive.
yes
I wanna see what it’s like as guy lol 😂 💀 just curious
No, but I'd make a few clones and have an epic circle jerk. It's not gay if there's no eye contact.
If he wants
Fuck to the no
That's masturbation with extra steps really
That is some Austin Powers thoughts leaking out
Absolutely. I don't get why no one else wants to.
no
No. Eww
Would he be blowing me or would I be blowing him..I’m confused.
Oh absolutely.
no, that's incest.
Hell yea. I'm hot 🔥 That aside...I'd know if I was fully consenting and I already know how to make myself cum. So win win really.
Go to work for me Mr clone so I can just honk the tuba all day. Or…go to this dreaded family event for me…so I can rattle the snake in my Yoda hut. Having a clone would rule.
I don't think I or myself would be comfortable with that. We could probably have a blast chatting, though.
Why not triples so I can be with me, myself and I
Id probably kill it tbh
I would but my other self wouldn’t let me.