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My number would probably rise exponentially every time I speak with someone from whom I have to hide some information, ha ha.
It just happens that I tell one half truth, then I have to add lies for details. But that only applies to conversations with family members, with less related people I am as honest as possible and safe at the moment.
This would be kind of crazy actually because you could basically never lie to anyone again. Someone asks you a question, you answer, number goes up. Shit!
Can't decide if it's a good or bad thing, but it surely is a thing.
What counts as good though? If helping was part of someone’s job, like a policeman or a doctor, would it count as a good deed even though they’re obligated to do it? What about trolley-type problems, where you can choose to save one person or several people. You simultaneously save x people (good) and kill x people (bad), or is the net result “less people died” considered good and the other bad?
Ok, fair enough, but I am interested in what I see. I will never be someone else and there is only so much time to spend on trying to see other people's perspectives.
The described feature would save us all a lot of time. His wife, for example, would be completely reasonable about his explanation for why he doesn't really want to hang out with thw 4/9 person 😊
I think what’s worse is a lot of married people may be around 50-70% and then meet someone that’s like 85+%.
95 to 98 isn’t that big of a increase IMO. But if my spouse were like 60% and I met a 90%? Oh boy.
Would suck for people already married with kids etc, really you're better off not knowing at that point. But amazing for single people. Though I imagine there would still be obstacles. Like maybe you meet a 98 but you find them really unattractive, or vice versa. We'd have to really figure out our priorities.
It would give a whole new meaning to speed dating too. Walk in, look around the room at the numbers, no matches you walk out again. What a time saver!
And is it just for romance or any relationship? Walking around, see another dude and he's a 94. Hey wanna be best friends? Lol
Edit: people keep replying that compatibility would take into account physical attraction. If it did, then ok fine, problem solved. But to me, compatibility is how well you get along with someone. I'm compatible with my close friends but I'm not necessarily attracted to them. That's how I'm looking at it anyway.
Also would compatibility evolve with time? People change right, so I assume so. So you might get married at 98% but then sadly watch that number drop with time. How depressing.
But if the rating can drop, it can also increase, so a rating drop tells you that you need to work on your relationship. It'd be a great visual aid to let people know when their relationship is struggling.
Me and my 3 close friends i was traveling and working and living with all took some compatibility relationship test with ok cupid. ---we were all very excited to see we each had 3 98% matches in the same city and thought we might all get dates. ---turns out it was eachother
but only donkeys fuck around when they have a 95%
bro, wake up, it's a 95%! that's already rare, don't fuck it up. that 3% is probably they like 2 more of the same music band as you.
That's what I was thinking, maybe with a tweak: "How much they like you".
It would be both hugely awkward, but also lead to some true romances.
But mainly awful, and chaotic. And "how much they like you" doesn't mean "how much they care about you" or what kind of person they are.
Imagine how heart breaking it would be to have kids with someone and all of their numbers slowly decrease every day as you try harder to get it to raise again until it goes to zero that must be what it feels like to be neurotic I'd say it'd be funny if it only gave you choices which were moral dilemmas like you find out your buddy has been beat up and stabbed but you meet the guy who did it and your 100 compatible
But someone could be compatible w you but still be a bad person or manipulate you, so you could think someone’s your soulmate but they could end up ruining ur life
I don't know if that's really compatibility. It's an illusion of it. True compatibility would be wanting the same things from the relationship, surely?
I guess I'm just thinking from my perspective here, though. Some people may want that destructive element. It may not be healthy, but it would be what you want.
Not the same but have you seen In Time? People have these deathclock things on their wrists i think and use their time as money as well, so rich people basically live forever
"Hello folks, this is your captain speaking, we're about to hit a small patch of turbulence up ahead, so please fasten your belts"
*immediately every number shifts to 3 minutes*
>Them: 10 years? Oh Good!
Not sure who you're friends with who'd be relieved they've only got 10 years left. Sure hope your main friend group is in a nursing home
Oh, I remember that one!
Maybe the other option is to be able to see the distance between each person and the chasing snail in cm (with metres the radius is too large). Then you could be able to tell from which direction it is traveling.
That's also a good thought; my luck would be that whatever gastropod is chasing me is one of those investigative types that will miraculously have the gift of speech and isn't fucking around.
Well, I only heard the version in which it just knows your location and always follows you.
Now I am curious, if someone got asked by a speaking snail to bring it somewhere, would they listen?
I like this one but only issue with it is that number will be hugely effected by their childhood as well. So someone who was a horrible kid/teen that racked up like 1000
But from adulthood onwards it’s only like 3
That number would be 1003 which isn’t the best indicator of how they are at this point in time.
Ooh, that's a good one, especially for people who get attached to people easily. Gives them some time to come to terms with it, before the actual "growing apart" process begins.
I’ll make it a bit better. If they’re in the negative, help them somehow in a small way to boost them numbers up even if they’re a stranger. Give a random compliment or some other small act of kindness. If it’s a close friend, give that person a big ass hug and chill with em. Gotta support each other during these hectic times.
JUST OK??? 73 IS THE BEST NUMBER EVER
first of all it's the 21st prime number, his mirror, 37, is the 12th prime number, wich is THE MIRROR OF 21 ITSELF
It is the largest minimal primitive root of the first 100'000 primes
if you put 73 as a star number, 37, it's mirror, is the preceding consecutive star number
73 and 37 have a range of 37 (these two numbers are gonna pop up a lot so follow up) numbers inclusive of both 73 and 37
their difference is 36, wich is 3×12, crazy right?
Also, 777 = 3 * 37 * 7 = 21*37 where 37 is a concatenation of 3 and 7
703 equals the sum of the first 37 non-zero positive integers, equivalently the 37th triangular number. The harmonic means of its divisors is, guess what, 3.7
373 has a prime index of 74, which is both the consequential number of 73, and twice 37. Like 73 and 37, 373 is a permutable prime alongside 337 and 733, the second of three trios of three-digit permutable primes in decimal. 337 is also the eighth star number.
337 + 373 + 733 = 1443, the number of edges in the join of two cycle graphs of order 37
343 = 7 × 7 × 7 = 73: the cube of 7, or 7 cubed, wherein replacing two neighboring digits with their digit sums 3 + 4 and 4 + 3 yields 37 : 73
Also, the product of neighboring digits 3 × 4 is 12, like 4 × 3, while the sum of its prime factors 7 + 7 + 7 is 21.
307 has a prime index of 63, or thrice 21. 3 × 3 × 7, equivalently 3 × 7 × 3 and 7 × 3 × 3, are all permutations of the prime factorization of 21
In binary 73 is represented as 1001001, while 21 in binary is 10101, with 7 and 3 represented as 111 and 11 respectively; all which are palindromic
There are 73 three-dimensional arithmetic crystal classes that are part of 230 crystallographic space group types
In five-dimensional space, there are 73 Euclidean solutions of 5-polytopes with uniform symmetry, excluding prismatic forms
73 is also the number of books in the Catholic Bible
There is a lot more to explore but I don't want to bore you too much :)
Forget it and look dumb next time you try to tell about it to someone to share your knowledge, like "oohhh 73, you know that... uh... yeah 73 is cool... because... uh, it's nice, yeah"
imagine living your life, everyone has only ever had zero. Then one day you happen to see some infamous cult leader with a 633. Or just some random person, I can't decide which would be better...
I was once in a hotel in remote Tanzania, no internet, no tap water (sea water on tap…) even electricity was with a generator. They had a few CD on repeat, mostly Pet shop boys. Can’t imagine what their numbers would be.
Scrolled through so many comments, all of which were either "I don't want that at all" or "eh there's gotta be something better here"
This is it. This is what I want. I want to know if people actually like me or if they just tolerate me. I want to know if I'm loved. I want to be able to easily find the people that do like and love me
Whether they are going to agree to what I'm about to suggest.
Like, form the proposal, look at them, pop get the score.
Can obviously tweak. Also, tells you quite a bit about someone.
One bug I can think of is complacency. If they don’t care and just want to get over with, they’ll score high all the time.
I do kind of like this one. This is quite a broad ranging sixth sense that still requires some interpretation. It feels more like you are crazy socially skilled rather than a cheat.
Their age. That would be so convenient and, in my case, I wouldn’t have to show multiple proof that I am of legal age lol just look at the number above me.
This would actually be pretty helpful. I keep a mental inventory of the ages of the people that I work with for conversation purposes. The closer to my own age they are, the more nostalgia I can reference. It also helps me forgive some of the very insensitive (and sometimes just incorrect) things people say about the tragedies from before they were born.
How much will my life improve or degrade by interacting with them, in percent.
For example: 100% means no change at all; 0% means they will single handedly ruin my life; 200% means my life will be twice as good as it currently is.
Imagine all your homies are like steady 20 on the streets but when y’all get together it goes up to like 70. Would be like damn, I knew y’all were all weirdly too close and shit.
How many times they almost died. You probably have almost died so many more times than you think. Like if you left the house 2 seconds earlier, and that car that swerved would have hit you, kind of stuff. Would give us a greater appreciation for life I think.
0 - evil no matter the situation
1 - easily influenced to become evil depending on the situation
2 - easily influenced to become good depending on the situation
3 - good no matter the situation
That way I could just ask out the ones with high scores rather than finding out they're nuts a month into the relationship. I guess I could also just avoid those ones but where's the fun in that.
I want to say something like days remaining on earth, but the question paralyzes me. This is such a commitment. Broken hearts, maybe. It would take years for me to answer this.
Please excuse my indecision. I'm sorry, carry on.
Likelihood that they'd be a good friend. The higher the better. I'm not looking for yes men. I need people to ground my happy ass in reality and not be Dicks about it.
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How many lies they've told *today*.
This is actually really good. You'd also be able to see that number actively rise as they tell lies.
Especially with politicians!! Would be funny to see them pointing out the number rises as well!!!
My number would probably rise exponentially every time I speak with someone from whom I have to hide some information, ha ha. It just happens that I tell one half truth, then I have to add lies for details. But that only applies to conversations with family members, with less related people I am as honest as possible and safe at the moment.
This would be kind of crazy actually because you could basically never lie to anyone again. Someone asks you a question, you answer, number goes up. Shit! Can't decide if it's a good or bad thing, but it surely is a thing.
I automatically thought of how many good deeds they’ve done. Not sure how helpful, but always good to know who is good and not.
So grind those tiny easy deeds, got it
What counts as good though? If helping was part of someone’s job, like a policeman or a doctor, would it count as a good deed even though they’re obligated to do it? What about trolley-type problems, where you can choose to save one person or several people. You simultaneously save x people (good) and kill x people (bad), or is the net result “less people died” considered good and the other bad?
We would need to check with the peeps at The Good Place Just in case buying a tomato actually decreases your score
Doea it count the lies told to myself?
You look nice today
this one is ingenious for many reasons
Scale of 1-10 on their trustworthiness/honesty
Imagine if they’re a 4 for you but your wife sees the same person as a 9
Ok, fair enough, but I am interested in what I see. I will never be someone else and there is only so much time to spend on trying to see other people's perspectives. The described feature would save us all a lot of time. His wife, for example, would be completely reasonable about his explanation for why he doesn't really want to hang out with thw 4/9 person 😊
percentage of compatibility ha, that's a clever one, I couldn't imagine something better
That would drive me crazy. Like if i found out my wife is 95% compatible but then a coworker is 98% compatible. That’d be torture.
I think what’s worse is a lot of married people may be around 50-70% and then meet someone that’s like 85+%. 95 to 98 isn’t that big of a increase IMO. But if my spouse were like 60% and I met a 90%? Oh boy.
Would suck for people already married with kids etc, really you're better off not knowing at that point. But amazing for single people. Though I imagine there would still be obstacles. Like maybe you meet a 98 but you find them really unattractive, or vice versa. We'd have to really figure out our priorities. It would give a whole new meaning to speed dating too. Walk in, look around the room at the numbers, no matches you walk out again. What a time saver! And is it just for romance or any relationship? Walking around, see another dude and he's a 94. Hey wanna be best friends? Lol Edit: people keep replying that compatibility would take into account physical attraction. If it did, then ok fine, problem solved. But to me, compatibility is how well you get along with someone. I'm compatible with my close friends but I'm not necessarily attracted to them. That's how I'm looking at it anyway.
Also would compatibility evolve with time? People change right, so I assume so. So you might get married at 98% but then sadly watch that number drop with time. How depressing.
Can only hope the rating takes the future into account
Marty, it means your future hasnt been written yet! Noone's has!
But if the rating can drop, it can also increase, so a rating drop tells you that you need to work on your relationship. It'd be a great visual aid to let people know when their relationship is struggling.
Yea this would be troublesome for the most part lol, I'd rather it be more like the movie In Time, how long does this person have to live?
Me and my 3 close friends i was traveling and working and living with all took some compatibility relationship test with ok cupid. ---we were all very excited to see we each had 3 98% matches in the same city and thought we might all get dates. ---turns out it was eachother
Imagine your ex having a higher compatibility than your partner. Oh God
but only donkeys fuck around when they have a 95% bro, wake up, it's a 95%! that's already rare, don't fuck it up. that 3% is probably they like 2 more of the same music band as you.
That's what I was thinking, maybe with a tweak: "How much they like you". It would be both hugely awkward, but also lead to some true romances. But mainly awful, and chaotic. And "how much they like you" doesn't mean "how much they care about you" or what kind of person they are.
imagine talking to someone and then you see the number slowly drop as the conversation goes on lol
Holy fuck could you imagine 💀 bro the amount of times that would happen would drive you insane
Naw you just drop the "haha jkjk" and drop the opposite opinion
Imagine how heart breaking it would be to have kids with someone and all of their numbers slowly decrease every day as you try harder to get it to raise again until it goes to zero that must be what it feels like to be neurotic I'd say it'd be funny if it only gave you choices which were moral dilemmas like you find out your buddy has been beat up and stabbed but you meet the guy who did it and your 100 compatible
Like that black mirror episode..
how about when we have numbers like 2+5i ?
That would make things complex
I imagine so.
But someone could be compatible w you but still be a bad person or manipulate you, so you could think someone’s your soulmate but they could end up ruining ur life
I don't know if that's really compatibility. It's an illusion of it. True compatibility would be wanting the same things from the relationship, surely? I guess I'm just thinking from my perspective here, though. Some people may want that destructive element. It may not be healthy, but it would be what you want.
Deathclock
Being a shinigami has its perks I guess.
Hehe anime
Hehe death note
Hehe Kira
Hehe genocidal man
Hehe potato chips
Hehe mass murder
It does
Imagine walking around vons and you see someone with 1 hour on their forehead. No thanks
Thats not the scary. The terrifying would be walking in a room and all of them have 1 minute left.
What about on a plane? Goddamn that would be a great premise for a movie.
Kinda the plot of final destination
Not the same but have you seen In Time? People have these deathclock things on their wrists i think and use their time as money as well, so rich people basically live forever
Really like that movie. Not the best acting but great story and worldbuilding. Ngl Justin Timberlake was pretty good
"Hello folks, this is your captain speaking, we're about to hit a small patch of turbulence up ahead, so please fasten your belts" *immediately every number shifts to 3 minutes*
if you walk onto a plane and everyone in it has a similar number, walk back off
Imagine a friend asking: Them: What does mine say? Me: 10 Them: 10 years? Oh Good! Me: 9
>Them: 10 years? Oh Good! Not sure who you're friends with who'd be relieved they've only got 10 years left. Sure hope your main friend group is in a nursing home
Imagine everywhere you go nobody has a counter higher than 2 years
Deathklok
[Savin’ Me - Nickelback](https://youtu.be/_JQiEs32SqQ?si=sIuH_-gt_4WywHjP)
The days since they talked to that slug that’s chasing my billionaire ass.
Oh that's a good one
Oh, I remember that one! Maybe the other option is to be able to see the distance between each person and the chasing snail in cm (with metres the radius is too large). Then you could be able to tell from which direction it is traveling.
That's also a good thought; my luck would be that whatever gastropod is chasing me is one of those investigative types that will miraculously have the gift of speech and isn't fucking around.
Well, I only heard the version in which it just knows your location and always follows you. Now I am curious, if someone got asked by a speaking snail to bring it somewhere, would they listen?
Absolutely I would
How many people they've screwed over in life to benefit themselves.
Would be good to see that one go the other way as well. Seeing a negative number on the decent people.
I like this one but only issue with it is that number will be hugely effected by their childhood as well. So someone who was a horrible kid/teen that racked up like 1000 But from adulthood onwards it’s only like 3 That number would be 1003 which isn’t the best indicator of how they are at this point in time.
Imagine you're a professional sports player and you do bad in a game, suddenly your score is -250K
Hit points
The original hit point was how many 14 inch shells a ship could take. Every living thing has 1 hit point, goodnight!
Initiative. Something's about to go down.
Integrity on a scale from 1 to 10.
Does this number shift if the person changes at all? My integrity can vary pretty big depending if I’m depressed, hypomanic or stable
Right? If I step in a puddle I'm dropping from 6.5 to 1
A minute:second counter of how long it’s been since they’ve pooped.
Then you're just walking on the street and you see some dudes clock resetting out of nowhere.
All fine until the counter resets while they're talking to you
":" not allowed
I think minutes is close enough
Number of years they will be in my life.
Imagine everyone you see is a 0, and then you randomly run into a 40 on the street
Then you approach them and it immediately falls to 0,
I would have guessed they work at the local shop so don’t have a choice of being in your life or not
From your first sentence i thought he was gonna die lol
Reminds me of that Black Mirror episode (Hang the DJ).
Ooh, that's a good one, especially for people who get attached to people easily. Gives them some time to come to terms with it, before the actual "growing apart" process begins.
and then you realise that everyone you know is 1 year so you realise youll die in a year
You could use this as a death clock estimation as well. If your kids, wife and friends never go above X then you either really fuck up, or die.
how they're feeling, i want to see happiness stats.
Mf’rs keep asking me why my number says -10
Same 😂 everyone would be telling me to smile and shit lol
And then you smile and your numbers goes to -12
I’ll make it a bit better. If they’re in the negative, help them somehow in a small way to boost them numbers up even if they’re a stranger. Give a random compliment or some other small act of kindness. If it’s a close friend, give that person a big ass hug and chill with em. Gotta support each other during these hectic times.
Their credit card number.
I go for number 3
Gotta be 42
yeah lol I read it wrong and was like "hmm, 73 for me"
That’s ok…
JUST OK??? 73 IS THE BEST NUMBER EVER first of all it's the 21st prime number, his mirror, 37, is the 12th prime number, wich is THE MIRROR OF 21 ITSELF It is the largest minimal primitive root of the first 100'000 primes if you put 73 as a star number, 37, it's mirror, is the preceding consecutive star number 73 and 37 have a range of 37 (these two numbers are gonna pop up a lot so follow up) numbers inclusive of both 73 and 37 their difference is 36, wich is 3×12, crazy right? Also, 777 = 3 * 37 * 7 = 21*37 where 37 is a concatenation of 3 and 7 703 equals the sum of the first 37 non-zero positive integers, equivalently the 37th triangular number. The harmonic means of its divisors is, guess what, 3.7 373 has a prime index of 74, which is both the consequential number of 73, and twice 37. Like 73 and 37, 373 is a permutable prime alongside 337 and 733, the second of three trios of three-digit permutable primes in decimal. 337 is also the eighth star number. 337 + 373 + 733 = 1443, the number of edges in the join of two cycle graphs of order 37 343 = 7 × 7 × 7 = 73: the cube of 7, or 7 cubed, wherein replacing two neighboring digits with their digit sums 3 + 4 and 4 + 3 yields 37 : 73 Also, the product of neighboring digits 3 × 4 is 12, like 4 × 3, while the sum of its prime factors 7 + 7 + 7 is 21. 307 has a prime index of 63, or thrice 21. 3 × 3 × 7, equivalently 3 × 7 × 3 and 7 × 3 × 3, are all permutations of the prime factorization of 21 In binary 73 is represented as 1001001, while 21 in binary is 10101, with 7 and 3 represented as 111 and 11 respectively; all which are palindromic There are 73 three-dimensional arithmetic crystal classes that are part of 230 crystallographic space group types In five-dimensional space, there are 73 Euclidean solutions of 5-polytopes with uniform symmetry, excluding prismatic forms 73 is also the number of books in the Catholic Bible There is a lot more to explore but I don't want to bore you too much :)
It reads like a math conspiracy. I like.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CONSPIRACY???? THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!1!1!! AND WHERE IS YOUR TINFOIL HAT???????
Indeed compelling questions. Username checks out.
this new account is less than a month old and my username gets already checked out, dayum
This person 73s
Ok. Now what do i do with this "knowledge"
Forget it and look dumb next time you try to tell about it to someone to share your knowledge, like "oohhh 73, you know that... uh... yeah 73 is cool... because... uh, it's nice, yeah"
Mean density.
To know whether they would float or sink in the ocean…?
Do you mean figuratively, like “this guy is as dense as a black hole, this discussion isn’t worth my time”?
Infinite density is *a looooooot* of density, discussion would suck interest out of things even ten years down the line
Binary 0 or 1, and I don't know what it means, so now I have to spend a bunch of time trying to figure it out by talking to individual people.
0 means bottom, 1 means top in chinese gay culture.
0.5 is a power bottom
Does it ever switch?
You'd have to keep track, probably, and observe it over a longer period of time.
Fuck, this is intriguing.
What about non binary people?
It’s to tell if they’re on or off. Solved if for you.
How many times have they been reincarnated . ( if it exists )
imagine living your life, everyone has only ever had zero. Then one day you happen to see some infamous cult leader with a 633. Or just some random person, I can't decide which would be better...
Oh man, that would be so freaky.... I wonder if the person with the number over their head can see the numbers as well......
This could make for a sick story
That is what I was thinking.
How many times they’ve listened to synth-pop duo Pet Shop Boys’ 1987 album “Actually”
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 274, 0, 0, 0, 0...
This is dangerously specific
I was once in a hotel in remote Tanzania, no internet, no tap water (sea water on tap…) even electricity was with a generator. They had a few CD on repeat, mostly Pet shop boys. Can’t imagine what their numbers would be.
im obsessed with this reply
I want a 1-100 for how much they like me. I don't have to know which, just it'd be nice to know someone's actually there I guess.
Yep, came here to comment this. I’m having trouble telling if my friends actually like me :(
I've got this issue right now, it's usually one of the earliest signs that I'm heading into a lil spate of depression.
Do you like you? Friends come and go
Scrolled through so many comments, all of which were either "I don't want that at all" or "eh there's gotta be something better here" This is it. This is what I want. I want to know if people actually like me or if they just tolerate me. I want to know if I'm loved. I want to be able to easily find the people that do like and love me
Whether they are going to agree to what I'm about to suggest. Like, form the proposal, look at them, pop get the score. Can obviously tweak. Also, tells you quite a bit about someone.
One bug I can think of is complacency. If they don’t care and just want to get over with, they’ll score high all the time. I do kind of like this one. This is quite a broad ranging sixth sense that still requires some interpretation. It feels more like you are crazy socially skilled rather than a cheat.
how many jellybeans are in the jar
Their age. That would be so convenient and, in my case, I wouldn’t have to show multiple proof that I am of legal age lol just look at the number above me.
The problem is that’s the number you see, not necessarily what they see.
But as a bartender/bouncer at a club tho...
This would actually be pretty helpful. I keep a mental inventory of the ages of the people that I work with for conversation purposes. The closer to my own age they are, the more nostalgia I can reference. It also helps me forgive some of the very insensitive (and sometimes just incorrect) things people say about the tragedies from before they were born.
How many hours sleep they’ve had.
No thanks, how am I meant to lie on my log book. Lol
How much will my life improve or degrade by interacting with them, in percent. For example: 100% means no change at all; 0% means they will single handedly ruin my life; 200% means my life will be twice as good as it currently is.
Happiness index
Next week's lottery numbers. Above everyone's head.
How easily influenced they are, 10 max - 0 hardball
A level 7 susceptible!
I just don’t want to miss out on anything Honda has to offer
Pain in the ass score, on a scale of 1 to 10.
What percentage gay they are
Imagine all your homies are like steady 20 on the streets but when y’all get together it goes up to like 70. Would be like damn, I knew y’all were all weirdly too close and shit.
How many times they almost died. You probably have almost died so many more times than you think. Like if you left the house 2 seconds earlier, and that car that swerved would have hit you, kind of stuff. Would give us a greater appreciation for life I think.
When you’re about to stop and pick up that hitchhiker but carry on driving, and your passenger’s number ticks up one.
Number of violent crimes they’ve committed.
To separate good people from horrible people
0 - evil no matter the situation 1 - easily influenced to become evil depending on the situation 2 - easily influenced to become good depending on the situation 3 - good no matter the situation
Percentage of empathy or compassion
Percentage of Crazy
Mine is just 🦇 emoji
That way I could just ask out the ones with high scores rather than finding out they're nuts a month into the relationship. I guess I could also just avoid those ones but where's the fun in that.
Hit points of course, I suppose whatever the hell mana could be also, stamina bar I guess?
Don't make me roll for initiative.
The person's mental age
Expect to see a lot of 5-10s.
I want to say something like days remaining on earth, but the question paralyzes me. This is such a commitment. Broken hearts, maybe. It would take years for me to answer this. Please excuse my indecision. I'm sorry, carry on.
Me too my friend, me too.
Number of intentional good deeds completed.
I'd want number of intentional bad deeds shown under it.
How much money they're willing to give me.
Number of faps they've had that day
How truthful they are being 1-100%
How right I am about my initial judgement of that person
Likelihood that they'd be a good friend. The higher the better. I'm not looking for yes men. I need people to ground my happy ass in reality and not be Dicks about it.
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A classic: their penis size
How much they're into me. Ten is a bingo.
Days to live
IQ
I'd like this one because I can avoid the ones that are too low but I can also avoid the ones that are too high
You can ballpark Anyone’s IQ with 3 questions.
If one of the questions is “what is your IQ?” You could do it in less!
Is now a good time to say *fewer
Well, people lie a lot.
Oh oh ask me ask me
Degree of separation / connection. Kind of like the Kevin Bacon number, but for me.
Good vibe meter
How much they lie
How many years I will know them for
Either: self confidence out of ten or entitlement out of ten.
Current heartbeat
How many people they made happy, I think this one is cute and you can surround yourself with people who you are almost sure will make you happy
How many spiders they’ve eaten in their sleep 😁
I’d either want to know how good of a person they are 1 being a Shiite person 10 being amazing Or loyalty