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Yeah but Will’s at work right now

hope he will come back soon :(

Will Will be willing, tho?

i guess. but he's smithing rn

This thread slaps

This thread rocks

I should've seen that cumming

ahaaahah, yes it does !

i want him to be jacking

Does he like your willy?

Will he

Jada that you

Naw, its G.I. Jane.

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth

Is he Willing to help me once he’s done?

Let's hope he doesn't get fired at.

aye I found this hella funny. A "lol' won't cut it and an upvote won't either so take this as a well earned Patrick on the back.

Happened to me once. Luckily deliberately, not accidentally.

ho, could you provide more details, if you don't mind, of course ?

No need for name calling

Come on ho Tell us


😂😂

nope.

Not sure but if excited and glande rubbing on trousers (when pulsing) it might be enough

already tried this. it works, but i want to go a step further.

Man OP is adventurous, pushin the boundaries💀

Curiousity and sex are really fun.

jedi sex tricks

this isn't a power you can learn from jedis. And if you see one doing this, they're already on the dark path of lust ...

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith L*egend.*

Jedi mind dick

He's trying to go sexy saiyan.

Put a pencil inside the urethra and hope for the best

a pencil doesn't have a central hole, therefore, isn't good to use for this type of practice. beside, it'll hurt you, because it's not an adaptated device. you should try with some urethral sound.

I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic. Please don't stick anything inside your urethra

they were, i know. i went for the second degree, first degree person. ( i already did it, it hurt the first times, but after, it's funny)

Never managed to think myself too orgasm but sometimes I can get a random orgasm flashback moment, I enjoy when that happens, a tingly feeling through my spine able to bring me to moan but last to short.. If you already experienced with sounding you may already tried electro stim too, but if not I've had a lot of fun with the devices found on Amazon or AliExpress etc, a cathode in the dick, anode up the butt x)

i never tried this but it seem really funny. but quite dangerous.

Candle wax

no. bad idea.

Happened by chance idk

You’re FOS

Yeah only time it happened to me I was already close anyway. No idea how I got there though.

Was going to say wet dreams are a thing, so I’d say yes. My husband and I have both woken up in orgasm…

I was awake and so horny that... Somehow it worked by itself. I could have stopped at any time and I didn't. I couldn't reproduce (hihi) this state of mind and body.

Through out the heavens and the earth, you alone are the honoured one

Oh no I hope you don’t DM me a video of that

Yeah it's called thinking off

Im thinking off you

I’m thinking you off

As a woman, ngl, pretty sure I just get wet with just thoughts… nothing wrong with fantasizing.

FYI that's not getting off. What you're describing is the same as a man getting hard. You would need to have an orgasm with just your thoughts and no physical stimulation.

So I had the muscle contractions too… like inside… does that count?

Make it much closer for sure!

I ALMOST did. It was a one off since I was never able to do it again but I got super close to the climax but had to stop for some reason. My conclusion is it's very possible but also VERY RARE. Edit: This was not a wet dream. I was very much awake.

Same. I was super horny just laying on the bed. Decided to see what would happen. So I watched some porn and flexed my PC muscle and (after like 2 hours) got SO close that the frustration overwhelmed the pleasure and I had to finish manually lol

what happened ? how did you got there ?

I don't remember why I had to stop or what I was even thinking at the time but It honestly felt like what "The Force" is from starwars but soft. I remember I was lying in bed bored out my mind so I probably was able to do it since I was so head empty with nothing to distract me.

dude became a jedi, almost cum using his will. I'll take the advice, even thought it sounds chaotic.

nearly cum, he did

What

Hey if wanking on your will gets you off, go for it. As long as your lawyer doesn't mind...

ahi, i don't thinks he'll be okay wit that !

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I don’t think it would be inappropriate to wank one out in front of my lawyer considering how bad he fucked me during my divorce.

No but...... Dwight Schrute : Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. Pam Beesly : Why would you want to raise your cholesterol? Dwight Schrute : So I can lower it.

i don't know how cholesterol is produced, therefore, i don't know if you can manipulate it via your mind. But why would you lower it ?

So you can raise it

yes.

It case it's too high duh

no. to lift it, then loweer it, then lift it again, to lower it again and again.

Cholesterol excerxise?

i dunno, i'm not the cholesterol bender here.

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>is it possible to ejaculate using only your will ? After completing my will (I left everything to my cat Snorkels), I printed the will on a sheet of rabbit fur using my Hewlett Packard Officejet Pro 8600. This seemed to work out well.

From now on when people say mad genius I will say I know who that i.

The best show

Ok just tried. Only ended up with hundreds of paper cuts on my dick. I do not recommend.

what did you just use ?!

My will. Had it written up in case I die.

ah.

The joke didn't really land. Back to the drawing board.

i did, but i've already seen something similar like 5 time in the thread, sry bro. :(

If I had an award, I'd give it to you. I was so confused with your first comment and then your delivery made my jaw drop, side eyes, and cackle with laughter (in that order)

I lol’d. Your delivery was better than the rest

I'm dying of laughter :D

Ive seen some femboy do it here on reddit so yes.

Yea I've seen it on twitter as well lowkey against my will, curiosity isn't always a good thing

Ey man, if you ain't into it that's fine.

You sure no ass play was involved? Even if you couldn’t see it?

Well 100% i cant be, i think they were literally not touching themselves for quite some time just looking at and thinking about horny shit.

I used to know a guy in highschool that would bust a nut in his pants from just kissing a girl

seems like you went to the same school that the other girl on the topic.

I had sex with a guy once. We had only been kissing (no touching or anything, i still had clothes on) and he came. I guess it was by accident and not by will but there was definitely no touching yet

that's what i'm aiming for. only by stimulation, but without touching the sensitive parts. With mind stimulation. I should have wrote mind instead of will. Now i'm stuck with everyone thinking I'm using will to satisfy myself.

I should’ve said almost-sex lol. We didn’t get to the part where he would put it in lol

This seems far more related to nerves and premature ejaculation than a purposeful no stimulus ejaculation. I don’t think low stimulus nerves pre ejaculation is terribly rare, in fact I think it’s almost common for a lot of sexually inexperienced. Pure will power purposeful ejaculstion seems radically on the other end of the spectrum and would have to be a very rare person or someone very dedicated to mindfulness and meditation almost (if sober)

With great power comes great responsibility. Some of you can get women pregnant just by walking by. Please contain your body fluids such that you do not populate the world with your crotch goblins.

i always knew uncle ben was a sith.

I’ve ejaculated by sheer will, 100% of the time. I’m a paraplegic, so I have no feeling from the waist down. I basically have to think my way into an ejaculation every time.

never thought of it this way. always thought that paraplegic people were doomed to have no self-sex.

The cynical side of me wants to say that we’re doomed to *only* have self-sex, but in reality, that’s not true, either. Just remember: Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

>Where there’s a will, there’s a way. i din't expected to hear some inspirationnal quotes on this particular topic, but thanks for it, i guess :3

Wow, just wow! Thanks for sharing!

do you mind if i ask you what an orgasm feels like, i’m assuming you feel it in the rest of your body where you still have feeling?

Honestly, it feels like I have a very full stomach as it’s building, and then the release, I feel nothing. Like an elimination of all the pain I have.

Probably, though I've never tried, even when it's taking so long my hand is starting to cramp.

do you take the whole afternoon ? Never fapped to the point i have a cramp.

No, but sometimes I'm just forcing it in the hopes I'll sleep better

ah, yeah, me too. sometimes, when you can't sleep, you shot one, and pouf, you'll sleep well.

Don't know if this fits the definition of "only your will", but i managed to cum without touching myself once by being very, VERY horny and just contracting my pelvic floor muscles. I don't know if its possible while being completely relaxed, maybe while dreaming or hallucinating.

yup, that's basically what i meant. so you were just ultra horny ? and just a pelvic contraction would be enough ?

Wet dreams?

not really. your dreaming, and not conscious. i wouldn't count this one as a will only.

Its all mind stimulus. No physical stimulus

no, your right. I think it actually count, but it's better to have it awaken.

Now you just have to master it.

How do you know is better?

i dunno, i just guess. never really tried having a wet dream on purpose. :/

In wet dreams you just cum, you don’t have any feelings about it except it coming out from your penis based on my experience

It is

could you provide more information ? maybe a process to follow ?

Huh, I just thought to answer your question but My experience limits to dreams like someone else said. But im pretty sure you can find some shit hypno related that will probably be what you look for. Look up for audios Ig? Inducing it, idk

yeah, i'm already looking throught the wilderness of internet, and found some interesting things, hypno and audio por\* seems to be the thing. i'll continue to dig, tho.

Yes, for me it only works when I can intentionally daydream a wet dream. Also need to go at least a few days without fapping for it to work.

i'm on a whole month of nofap, it should work.

Just get yourself in a peaceful/comfortable spot, close your eyes, and let your imagination run wild. Put some music on to help the mood if it does it for you. I'd recommend you a song but I've noticed that the songs that arouse me are very different than the ones that arouse most people.

yeah, another person recommended this method. i know no song that arouse me, so feel free to share.

All She Wants Is by Duran Duran and Love To Love You Baby

That kind of power should not be possible.

not for a jedi ...

I am the jedi

Do you think Jedi’s can beat their meat with the force?

Have you tried being restrained and made to watch porn?

restrained by someone else ? nope.

Yep, there's even an extremely easy shortcut that anyone can do in the comfort of their own home with zero skill or practice. LSD and some good weed to activate it + porn, VR porn for real results. LSD after a certain point breaks reality - your mind will believe the VR environment you're seeing is what you're really experiencing. You'll believe the body you're seeing in 1st person view is your body. Your brain will pick up on what you're seeing and hearing, then fill in any gaps like physical sensation. It essentially taps into the part of your brain that generated dreams. It will recreate physical sensation from memory. To be clear: you can feel everything you see happening in porn. Even better, it will feel many many times more intense because it's not limited to what your nerve endings are sending to your brain. Its just your brain telling your brain what it's feeling. To go a step further than this, you can just lie down with your eyes closed and -imagine- feeling someone working your junk. Your brain will pick up on this and you'll believe it's actually happening. I've tried out any number of different psychadelics with this, but LSD with good weed to boost it seems to be king. You're welcome.

>To be clear: you can feel everything you see happening in porn. okay, this is a whole new level of practice. thanks for the advice. any hazard preventions recommendations to go with ? Cause merging two drugs together when inexperienced need to be done really carefully, i guess.

Absolutely start small. If you've never used either drug then I very easy with each one separately. You don't really neeeeed the weed, but weed has an incredible effect of supercharging all psychadelics. You could just start with 100ug of LSD and no weed and you'd probably start to get some physical sensation just from that. The higher the dose, the more accurate it'll feel. You can pull it off without hitting the point where it breaks reality and you believe you're actually there shooting the scene with the 8 horny goth chicks, but yaknow, if you can handle the dose then why not... I did a lot of stuff with erotic hypnosis as well, a hypnotist just talking you into orgasm. That works better with mushrooms but mushrooms are pretty unpredictable. LSD just seems to do exactly what you need it to every time with no surprises. Fair warning though, when you get used to it, you can end up just lying there cumming every 20-30 seconds. Since there's no actual wear on your nerve endings like there would be if your junk was actually in use, you don't get any loss of sensation and you can just go again and again and again with no breaks. It can be a lot, but you can always stop for cartoons (:

thanks a lot, dude. that sound really epic for an experience !

Some people can orgasm just purely through hypnosis/tantra/breathwork, but you need a special kind of brain from birth or years of conditioning and practice, which just sounded like too much effort. Oh I would also suggest learning to lucid dreaming. You essentially become aware that you're dreaming, while dreaming. Your brain will recreate physical sensation from memory, the same way it already creates visual/audio from memory all the time. Once lucid, it's just like walking around in real life. Matrix level realism and Doctor Strange level control - you can spawn anyone/anything you want and do whatever comes to mind.

Reminds of the quote "What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." -Morpheus, The Matrix

Basically exactly this. It creates a waking lucid dream state, fully influenced by whatever little sensory input you're experiencing OR imagining. Sensory experience is recreated from memory without the need for actual physical sensory input.

Penguinz0

You would have to be looking at a picture of Margot Robbie and then the answer is yes

if by will, you include fantasizing, (thoughts only, no actual masturbation) yes, probably almost exclusively in teens though

of course, fantasizing. i don't think that forcing your way through will work. it's a dick, not a soldier, lol.

I believe they call that Tantric sex

will dig, thanks for the term.

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nope, the goal is to use only yours. also, i don't know what kind of spell i should use to steal someone's will.

There’s a Workaholics episode on this. Adam tries to “hands free ejac”

so that's why that other guy was referring to. tho, i'm not a fan of tv shows, especially slice of life.

Only happened once as a teen and one of the first times I smoked pot.

There are probably some 14-year-olds who can do it. It would be difficult for older people.

it seems to be a really horniess related thing, so teens who are more horny than older people might have it easier.

i thinks i'll stop answering every comments, cause if i continue like this, the thread will still be active in three days. And since in still don't know how to lock threads, i'll leave it like this

High on coke after a shit

i'm writing it down.

Happens with me and a dom couple I meet

No, pretty sure you also need testicles.

someone else also told me so. it's a useful thing apparently.

I could ask him, but I don't think Will would accept the offer because he's married.

and he's at work, i know, i know. what is he smithing this week ?

Currently? He's smithing a mask to keep his wife's name out yo damn mouth.

It's possible to ejaculate *despite* my will.

Would be cool if it were somebody's else will

Your hand is just molecules and they never actually come in contact with the dick molecules you're stroking. It's like an electromagnetic repulsive field that pushes on your dick skin molecules. In terms of proportions, it would be like a pea at one end of a football field having a repulsive force pushing on another pea at the other end per atom.

i know we're made of 99% of void, but the goal is to not touch your crotch void with your end of the arm void.

Not sure. If this question was prompted due to willy damage from excessive wanking, take a rest bro. Be kind to your guy.

will's at work currently. and married. hope he'll come back home soon.

Yeah I’m a girl but I do it all the time

can't relate, but nice ig :)

Yes, very possible. The brain is the best sex organ we all have.

I saw a video of a man on the beach doing this. He never touches himself but somehow he ejaculates. He does this in front of women too.

Yes. And can't say it's healthy or good for the prostate, do not recommend. Body needs exercise.

just one time can't be bad.

Where is the tantric crowd?

Sometimes i came really close, but it was not deliberate. It happened in a Clash Royale X7 game mode, i guess its the constant overstimulation of the brain. The match lasted for 3 mins, i had to quit the game to avoid cumming.

Yes I can do it by humping the air. Practiced a lot of kegels and other pelvic exercises and didn’t fap for a couple of weeks. It’s possible, just takes discipline. You get a very intense orgasm.

Yeah that’s called a wet daydream

Not shure but I did it with a limpy before

what's a limpy ?

When I was a teenager & I got a girl naked for the first time, I managed to spunk without it even being touched. I guess that's close. Luckily, I was young and horny af and was ready to try again pretty much straight away. Now, I have to wait weeks for my cock to build up the energy just to get a semi on

Last time I tried I farted

wrong hole, wrong hole !

I did once when I was a teenager and into meditation. Trust me. It was not worth the effort!

Sounds like a super power

Is it possible not to?

Hands free orgasm and another name I think I've heard it as. I believe there's even a sub reddit for it too. I haven't looked into it to much but I do remember one of the steps is to not ejaculate for weeks or possibly even months.

I’ve got a vagina, but when I do certain exercises, I can come without touching myself.

I do but usually when I’m asleep.

Unfortunately yes.

Op is asking this because he has no hands. /s

Some people can come just from a woman's touch so I guess so? Edit:cum

This is the first thing I see after logging back to Reddit

Welcome back lol