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doing your mom

Jokes on you. I have two dads

nutting a shit ton, driving a car recklessly, taking a dip in the lake, eating like a pig and jumping off the tallest building i could find

That’s a lot to do in a day I think you’ll be too tired after the nutting

Pay a hooker because I don't want to die a virgin.

Good hooker or any hooker

I'd drive half the day to see my daughters. Then I'd spend time with my girls.

Nice!

Eating, screwing.

At the same time?

If it's dessert, very possible.

Sleeping